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26530630 No.26530630 [Reply] [Original]

I have 32k in savings and want to increase this to 40-50 for a home down payment. Aside from obviously adding money to it every month, where can I put this that will yield a meaningful return interest rate?

>Be me, call bank
>Ask how much money I'd get back with 3 $10,000 6 month CDs
>Literally $40 between the 3 at the cost of being unable to access my savings if something bad happens

>$40 fucking dollars in 6 months

What do, anons? I already use a financial advisor and give him $100/mo to invest so that when I'm 35-40 I can take out a shitload of money and pay off my mortgage but I don't want to put my wife and I's life savings into the biden stock market

>> No.26530793

This is the sickest thing I've seen in awhile

>> No.26530839

Here's a better one:
Imagine putting a toothpick under your big toenail and then kicking a wall

>> No.26530840

>>26530630
r/cursedimages

>> No.26530907

>>26530839
Inhaled sharply through my nose

>> No.26530948

>>26530840
Stay on reddit faggot

>> No.26530966

>>26530793
My mind idly brings this image to the forefront of my thoughts, at random. Now y'all can be cursed

>> No.26531022

>>26530630
Just buy CRV, stake it for 4 years and come back

>> No.26531109

>>26530948
rude. downvoted.

>> No.26531546

Buy gamestop stock