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Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

>> No.26503898
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26503898

>>26503759
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THE JOBWHAT THE FICK STUPUD ASS NIGGERS HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT A FUCIING JOB AAAAAAAA

>> No.26503913
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Cheers King!
I'm really glad that this thread became a daily! Keep up!

I am still WFH too!

>> No.26503996

>>26503759
Another day without a job, staring at charts and browsing 4chan

>> No.26504048

gonna learn to code like everyone else, that's where the money is I know it

>> No.26504096

Just jerked off my cock to submissive milfs on pornhub, while sipping my coffee in the shower.
Going to shit out maybe 3-4 lines of code now, but need to have another cup before that.
Things are looking up from right here kangz!
How is your day boys?
N

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WfH Chad here, being a university lecturer during the pandemic is peak comfy lads. I am actually starring at a screen while frantically shitposting on /biz and enjoying my iced frape coffee. Feels ==> good

>> No.26504390

>>26504351
Do you fail the niggers and kikes because that's the proper thing to do?

>> No.26504460

>>26504048
AI will code more efficiently than you in 15 years.

>> No.26504503
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26504503

>>26504460
Ahahahahahahahah

Sure thing, 80 IQ nigger!

>> No.26504548
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26504548

I actually did work today anons
>A work out

>> No.26504589

>>26504048
Oversaturated, takes years to reach a competent level where you can get paid more than a regular IT grunt.
I wouldn't bother.
>t. IT grunt

>> No.26505151

>>26504589
Lol imagine listening to a person who failed at something give you advice to not try it.

If you want a six fig career, would you really think it would take 6 weeks to get good?

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There's no way I don't get purged after all this but then again I've said that for over a year now. I just shitpost, sleep, do an hour of work at most, and collect a paycheck. Problem is I don't make shit so I need to keep making money in the market.

>> No.26505495

> 65k wageslave europoor fag reporting in
> 9am meeting then 3pm meeting, rest of day spreading fud on biz

>> No.26505532

>>26505495
Can I ask why you fud? I don't get it.

>> No.26505535
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>>26503759
Any of you guys got genuine tips for being productive whilst WFH?

I actually need to try and get some work done but I've developed the attention span of a 5 year old thanks to lockdown and overstimulation from screentime, it is depressing when I think about how productive I was this time a year ago.

>> No.26505597

Wfh is he best thing ever. I'm now on the train back home after a comfy weekend with my qtgf.

>> No.26505606
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cheers

>> No.26505636

>>26504589
what about computer support and networking? they teach it as a trade from where i'm at

>> No.26505670

>>26505532
Fudders think that coming to /biz/ and spreading fud affects the price of whatever shitcoin they want to short. I guess they do the same on reddit and twitter to try and spread the fud as much as they can. I am too lazy to do any of that, bit if I were them, I would try to get the media attention to do the fud for me. His goals is to prevent the price from going up while they acoomulate coins.

>> No.26505674

>>26505535
I'm currently working an /essential/ lockdown job because I like to live dangerously. We're getting quite high physical health issues due to overwork lately.
Gotta have something to do amirite

>> No.26505697

I have to go back to work next Monday. Thinking about it gives me panic attacks.

>> No.26505753

>>26503759
ah a fellow chad frog

>> No.26505815
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26505815

>lost job during COVID
>be today
>still can't find work
>swamped in credit card debt
>ETH hits all time high
>my debt is worth just 6 ETH
>already sold all ETH to survive in March

how did I fuck it up this bad /biz/
don't be like me
survive and thrive in the next recession/apocalypse/whatever

>> No.26505958

>>26503898
Trust me anon, get through this barrier and you'll be set for life. Once you have your first grad job then life is good. I graduated in may last year, was looking for jobs since Jan 2020, got hired in November. It took a while, polishing my CV, writing cover letters, preparing for technical interviews, etc. Now I just do the bare minimum, and I'm gonna hop to a better company in a year's time because fuck internal promotions.
Working is all about faking it, nobody has a clue what they're doing. I've got 2 projects due halfway through the year, we have daily(daily!!!) Catch up meetings and I just bs some shit then go back to doing whatever I want.

Today I took my dog to the beach and dog park, got back home at 8:45, turned on my work laptop (show boss I'm up and early), and just shitpost and play chess. Sometimes if I'm feeling productive I'll study for my actuarial exams.
Planning on going for a 1hr run on my lunch break, maybe so half an hour of work in the afternoon and clock off at 5.

Biz related, I'm thinking of adding aave to my portfolio, just invested in ETH and link, don't really want any more coins but I'm interested. Any anons got info?

>> No.26506144

>>26504096
who the fuck drinks coffee in the shower?

>> No.26506264

did you think about how kleros courts could make the world a better place? or did you just sit around and do nothing. lucky. I wish I could do that too

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GOD WHY OH WHY
SHOULD I EVEN TRY
LAUGH TILL YOU CRY
WHEN YOU MADE ME
A DUMPSTER GUY

>> No.26506433

>>26505958
Post salary/earning potential. $55k equiv here 2y exp. Hopefully $100k in another 3 years.

>> No.26506449

Same my friend, just closing down tickets that were already done or self resolved ahhhh

>> No.26506454

>>26503759
Getting paid a healthy six-figure salary to sit in sweatpants and write code for about 20 hours a week. Same with my wife. We're trying to live a frugal lifestyle while we dump all our cash into memestocks and crypto until we can retire in 5-10 years.

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26506741

Getting paid for talking to recruiters to find another job. Cheers kings

>> No.26506909

>>26505670
I think it goes deeper than that. There's a lot of self-loathing that goes on with anons. It's really to be expected from people who spend their lives in front of screens, imagining the chad life they saw others leading, and trying to convince themselves they're really the superior one. It's doesn't take any great pyschological insight to see this. It's pretty obvious.
It comes from a place of bitterness, that's the long and short of it.

>> No.26506987

>>26504460
do people actually use "in fifteen years" as an excuse not to learn something?

>> No.26507009

btw, it's not projection, before you suggest it it. I've only been on /biz about a year, despite accumulating crypto since 2014

>> No.26507032

>>26503759
>another day of crippling isolation and deadlines
>another day of non stop racing thoughts, comparing myself to colleagues who do a better job than I do
>another day of anxiety that I will surely get fired at some point
heh, yeah wfh is for chads

>> No.26507435

>>26505670
>>26506909
Fuck off already and lurk moar before starting some psychoanalysis of fudders. Most of us just do It for the lolz and/or to bait/troll others. On top of that fuddimg is one of the best processes of testing ideas based on criticism. Kind of like the scientific method. That's also why OG linkers KNOW that we are set. We've heard every fucking negative scenario and question packaged in the, which made us think through various aspects that we never thought of before.
Fud is funny.
Fud is valuable.

>> No.26507526

>>26503759
Almost forgot to post about WFH

Today I answered 3 chats. Not even eMail lol. The other was regarding my promotion (I'm not kidding). Feels good to be a WTF aristocrat. Imagine actually having to work the whole time hahahabahaha lmao

>> No.26507641

>>26506433
In the UK, currently on, £30k when I qualify I'll be on £70k (~4 years). I'm EL I only have 2 months of experience

>> No.26507766

>>26505958
I have a IFoA keyring

>> No.26507847

>>26506144
once in awhile ill have a coffee and cigarette in the shower. i call it a luxury shower

>> No.26507884

Did next to nothing yesterday and Tuesday is Straya day, feels good.

>> No.26507933

>>26507641
Based <200 working day per year chad we are all going to make it, and even if we don't then I will just have to settle for netting 4k a month lol.

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Any of you wfh chads get there by teaching yourself a skill?
I’m an engineer and my job makes me suicidal (it’s been 2 years of this). I have savings and I’m considering quitting so I can study full time (The Odin Project) and get a remote dev job. I would probably make more money than I do now, and with an engineering degree I feel like my resume won’t just get trashed.

>> No.26508238

>>26507032
stop drinking caffeine

>> No.26508473

>>26507032
It takes about 50k to train a new employee. Are you causing 50k in loss to the company?

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>>26503759
based everyday wfh faggot

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Low net worth but at least I work from home and get to play vidya and make money

>> No.26508852

New project launch this week. Luckily I finished my work, I won't be able to do anything with gamestop squeezing. Gonna be fun doubling my annual income in a few weeks.

>> No.26508871

>>26508473
>It takes about 50k to train a new employee.
Yeah, my boss tries that line out too. I never received a single day of training. I don't even know what it is. Every job I've ever had I just had to learn on the job.

>> No.26509013

>>26507766
Nice, How'd you get it? Can I see?

>>26507933
Pretty much. I'm never satisfied, I want more. Currently getting £2k after tax and stuff, but I'm not looking forward to earning more because my marginal tax rate is going to be ~40% which is ridiculous. Also study days don't even feel like days off cause I'm still using my work laptop and I haven't got shit do outside of work.

I just want to be able to buy my own house, get a home gym, have a garden for my dogs and a big kitchen to make all good food. Is that too much to ask for if I want to be near London fml

>> No.26509236

Yesterday we had a team meeting and my manager asked for us to update him
on our current tasks because his director wants to know our schedule on a weekly basis.

He's like: "Can any of you start?"

>*Silence*

So I go, using expensive words to describe that I am currently doing nothing.

>No one says nothing

So he just goes: "guys if you're don't have anything to say it then just say it so... it's fine..."

>> No.26509242

I actually have to work today, shit sucks. I'll never get that 60 minutes back.

>> No.26510063

>>26509236
im lucky theres unironically senior ppl in my dept working 10hours/week and making 100k+ that push back on the workload all the time so mgmt really think weve got anything to do. Ive been working 1h/day since march, not on 7figs yet tho

>> No.26510556

I am spending all day buying new projects and shilling - https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x44c22ea3a1f5a83084c2984cbd413ed90df06482

buy and then shill team!

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Ihave found a new defi BAEX(#baex), does anyone know about it? That's a binary system with USD/YEN, crypto and many other stock indices. Seems legit and reliable with Yahoo quotes source and algorithmic efficiency

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Same

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>Wake up
>Roll out of bed
>Take shit
>Stumble to computer
>Log into the morning meeting
>Listen in as I browse 4chan
>Meeting over
>Go back into bed and browse 4chan

>> No.26511647

Thank God for snowstorms. Ive been sitting at my hotel for 3 days just collecting per diem and doing absolutely nothing

>> No.26511769

>>26510666
Awesome, I bought some on Friday.

>> No.26511913

>>26503759
i got really depressed for the 6 months i was laid off. being at home all day is not something that’s good for you

>> No.26512031

Made more today on $BB today than I will in 3 weeks at work

>> No.26512104

>>26503913
it really should always be pinned. how should I find the time scrolling through the catalog to find this thread while being busy working from home doing absolutely nothing.

>> No.26512226

>>26510063
everyone's pretending to be busy lately, not complaining, got a lot of free time to work on my folio :))

>> No.26512355

>>26511913
Low iq brainlet l

>> No.26512403

>>26503898
Figure it out boofy

>> No.26512725

Its hard to do OP. I know if I wait it out the staking bonus I get for holding for 3 years could pay for something else I want to invest in. But I cant spend them yet, then again if I dont stake I could go in with what I have but then lose the chance to stake.

The point Im making, it might be more profitable if I just do nothing, rather than taking action because Im impatient.

>> No.26514075

>>26507435
>10 billion dollar price feed

>> No.26514122

>product owner promised things and nobody in your team knew

love it when this happens

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*takes a break from taking a break to put a log on the fire*

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>> No.26515645

>>26503996
This.