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2650319 No.2650319 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We post brilliant scams

I'll start:

>go to store
>steal shit
>sell it online

or

>go to store, find something on clearance
>go to a different store with the item at full price
>return your item without a receipt at get the full price back
>use store credits to keep pulling off scam

or

>Scientology
>sell people hypnosis exercises that brainwash them into buying more and more expensive sessions
>L Ron Hubbard net worth: $600 Million

>> No.2650421

/IG/ India General

>> No.2650432
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2650432

>Transport oil via tankers.
>Siphon 5% midway route.
>Increase temp on the 95% until original volume.

>> No.2650480

>buy a knife
>go out at night
>mug people in alleyways

>> No.2650513

>have dollar bills with piece of tape attached
>put it in soda/candy machine
>yank dollar back out once your soda is dispensed

i know most people know this one, but still, its a great life hack. sometimes you are low on money and really need a soda and candy bar

>> No.2650518

>>2650319
>Break your own legs
>Collect disability gibsmedats

>> No.2650556

>be black in USA
>have affirmative action installed everywhere
>could easily coast through life
>nah, imma sit on da welfare

>> No.2650560

>>2650518
>Fatal automobile accident
>Collect on life insurance

>> No.2650569
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2650569

>>2650560
>suicide insurance
>kys

>> No.2650570

>>2650480
>buy a knife
>go out at night
>mug people in alleyways
>a 14yo boy shows you his gun
>he robs you
Such is life in my country

>> No.2650585

>>2650570
Typical day in belgium

>> No.2650592

>>2650569
>anti-suicide "insurance"
>paid by rich parents not to an hero

>> No.2650613

>convince the mass majority that you need a college degree to make a living
>charge $10k a year
>offer unforgivable student loans

>> No.2650666

>1979
>be CIA director
>tapped to be Rep. running mate from cowboy actor
>spend next thirty years trying to control Mid East to build lucrative Persian Gulf - Turkey oil pipeline with aid of a Dem. adulterer, his wife, and your son
>never build pipeline
>dat Haliburton stock tho