/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26494211]

Keep the xenophobia and sexism at a minimum edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>26491912

[Anonymous No.26494223]

First for Lum

[Anonymous No.26494239]

>>26494211
GET ON THE BLACKBERRY TRAIN BOYS
30 EOW BUY NOW

[Anonymous No.26494258]

Clf to 30 when?

[Anonymous No.26494260]

whats a good anime to watch i liked hajime no ippo

[Anonymous No.26494266]

>>26494211
Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.26494271]

First!

[Anonymous No.26494292]

Will the US stock market crash in 2021?

https://www.strawpoll.me/42507915
https://www.strawpoll.me/42507915
https://www.strawpoll.me/42507915
https://www.strawpoll.me/42507915
https://www.strawpoll.me/42507915

[Anonymous No.26494300]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.26494330]

$CLF

[Anonymous No.26494346]

>>26494258
Lol never. Tranny and bagholders going to 14

[Anonymous No.26494349]

>futures

[Anonymous No.26494355]

HOLY SHIT WHAT JSUT HAPPENED TO FUTURES

>>26494292
ITS CRASHING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.26494358]

All in on Enron this week, earnings should show huge YOY profit, great CEO that’s good friends with the Bush family too

[Anonymous No.26494366]

2021 is my year boys. GEVO TO 100 EOY.

[Anonymous No.26494367]

>>26494266
Based. Dropping 1k on BB, BBBY, and TR tomorrow. I honestly feel bad for normies who miss out on this level on insight.

[Anonymous No.26494369]

CAN COOKIE MAKE TRADING TUTORIALS SO I CAN STOP GETTING BTFO??

[Anonymous No.26494393]

>>26494369
Just hold till you hit green

[Anonymous No.26494417]

Rip CLF

[Anonymous No.26494433]

is AMC looking at a potential gamma squeeze? options activity is unreal

[Anonymous No.26494440]

>>26494260
TORCHY THE BATTERY BOY

[Anonymous No.26494442]

BROS I CANT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMNET FOR GAMESTOP TOMMOROW! YAASSSSSSSSS!!!

[Anonymous No.26494462]

>>26494271
source for semen demon being rammed

[Anonymous No.26494472]

Stop me from not making smart investments into HYLN and NOK leaps and instead tossing the money onto fucking black berry, bed bath and beyond, and fucking tootsie rolls

[Anonymous No.26494487]

Going to buy $3k of GME at open then using another $3k to buy dips and get average down.

Is this the best way to play it?

[Anonymous No.26494496]

Fuck all niggers

[Anonymous No.26494518]

[Anonymous No.26494532]

what do tomorrow /b/iz

[Anonymous No.26494556]

>>26494532
i think im gonna buy me some tqqq

[Anonymous No.26494561]

>>26494532
this >>26494487

[Anonymous No.26494582]

YOU SAID FUTURES WERE UP?

[Anonymous No.26494607]

>>26494260
Ultimate Muscle, or Baby Steps maybe?

[Anonymous No.26494617]

>>26494472
Why that stock has been shit ever since the merger

[Anonymous No.26494632]

>>26494556
>>26494561
you still unironically buy shares...?

I might do a call,(or a put) first one ever on tqqq, but dont know what price to do.

[Anonymous No.26494638]

>>26494532
BB
AMC
PLTR
BBBY

[Anonymous No.26494650]

>>26494532
ATOS tomorrow. Or CRBP.

[Anonymous No.26494667]

>>26494632
just put 3k into gme calls at open, then 3k at noon

[Anonymous No.26494678]

>>26494433
Something strange is going on with AMC, same trend this week as last week

[Anonymous No.26494679]

SPY 390 EOW
Book it

[Anonymous No.26494683]

God I'm nervous about tomorrow.
My call for PLTR is doing great right now but I'm scared it'll get fucked by red day statistics before demo day.

[Anonymous No.26494696]

>>26494487
>Yes I by weekly calls, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.26494703]

>>26494260
megalo box

[Anonymous No.26494738]

>>26494532
Threes stocks I'm looking at are
MADE
FOR
BBC

[Anonymous No.26494743]

>>26494211
my 60% china portfolio is fucking mooning.
fuck you america

[Anonymous No.26494770]

>>26494650
>>26494667
>>26494638
I would prefer to stay away from reddit stocks, even though i still want to make more money from gme

[Anonymous No.26494774]

Lads. I just realized something. I am free. I’m no longer held hostage by my own shitty thinking. I’m free

[Anonymous No.26494789]

>>26494462
I dunno I found it here on /smg/

[Anonymous No.26494798]

>>26494743
Very rude.

[Anonymous No.26494804]

>>26494770
CRBP and ATOS are both 4channel stocks.

[Anonymous No.26494819]

>>26494774
thats the magic of the stockmarket.
I wish I wouldve discovered it earlier in my life

[Anonymous No.26494852]

>>26494211
Feeling bullish on Apple. Huge quarterly earnings expected, remote working up and people are choosing apple for their Macs and iPads.

[Anonymous No.26494862]

>>26494260
A lot of the old Toonami shows still hold up.
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Yu Yu Hakusho
Hunter x Hunter
Outlaw Star
FMA: Brotherhood

[Anonymous No.26494897]

>>26494260
urusei yatsura

[Anonymous No.26494917]

>>26494330
HAUNTED PUSSY

[Anonymous No.26494921]

taking a gamble on AMC gamma squeeze this week /biz/
wish me luck

[Anonymous No.26494930]

>>26494260

Kakegurui on netflix

[Anonymous No.26494968]

so BB is the play for this week?
BBBY too?

[Anonymous No.26494970]

My portfolio is going to 10x from 10k to 100k tomorrow. What should I invest in to 100x from 100k to 10m?

[Anonymous No.26494989]

>>26494968
Yes

[Anonymous No.26494995]

I HATE AMC BUT IM STILL HOLDING
I DONT EVEN LIKE MOVIE THEATERS
THIS COMPANY IS GOING BANKRUPT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.26495012]

What are you gonna drive when you’ve made it? This is what I’m buying. A 20
Year old Honda Civic. I’m good shape of course

[Anonymous No.26495019]

>>26494260
Ashita No Joe is the best sports manga ever written so that

[2 nigs !!a84U6xlfNNi No.26495023]

>>26494607
>Ultimate Muscle
Forgot how based that show was

>>26494852
>bobobo pic
Based.

>>26494930
>Kakegurui
Also based.

So many based anime posters tonight.

[Anonymous No.26495027]

>>26494970
I mean if we knew...

[Anonymous No.26495044]

>>26494995
why are you holding then

[Anonymous No.26495049]

>>26495012
When I've made it I'm going to have a small private airport built near my house and get a pilot's license so I can just fly everywhere. Cars are gay.

[Anonymous No.26495070]

>>26495044
I can't admit I'm wrong and am desperate for a pump
High IQ I know

[Anonymous No.26495071]

you guys are still buying? wtf

[Anonymous No.26495072]

>>26495012
I would still drive my piaggio ape 50
cars are stupid and expensive. you litteraly need your car only to transport heavy goods.
The piaggio ape 50 is enough for that task

[Anonymous No.26495079]

This whole thing with GME is great and all, but all you're going to be seeing over the next fucking weeks is
>IS THIS A SQUEEEEEZE?
>WHATS THE NEXT SQUEEZE PLAY BROS?
>CHECK OUT THIS DOGSHIT COMPANY WITH A COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT MARKET PROFILE THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIEK FUCKING GAMESTOP

Fucking tourists.

[Anonymous No.26495102]

>>26494518
Propaganda

[Anonymous No.26495109]

anything wrong with purchasing fractional shares?

by wrong i mean, if a stock goes under and i bought fractions, would i owe anything, or do i just lose whatever i put in? i've only ever bought full priced stocks so that i can say i own the actual stock.

[Anonymous No.26495125]

>>26495072
Once I get to $200m+ net worth I will buy one of these, with this I could go anywhere in America.

[Anonymous No.26495126]

COOM

[Anonymous No.26495137]

>>26494532
watch GME and BBBY crab for a week and then sell off hard

and the two months later, it moons again

[Anonymous No.26495142]

>>26494211
>https://e-hentai.org/g/1759272/c1c4b2d923/
I'm 12 years old and wat is this?

[Anonymous No.26495150]

GME memes got me to finally make a Robinhood account and learn to stocks.

Doubt the funds will clear in time to participate, but at least I'm in the game now.

Also, hello from /tg/.

[Anonymous No.26495173]

>>26495109
If it is a fractional share of Berkshira Class A, yes it makes sense.
If it is a fractional share of apple, why even invest?

[Anonymous No.26495197]

>>26494774
Yeah I’m the happiest I’ve ever been since I started hanging out here

[Anonymous No.26495202]

>>26495012
a newer honda civic or a ford fusion. cheap, reliable, like em.

[Anonymous No.26495204]

>>26494367
>What the fuck is a bloomberg terminal? I get my info from coom cat and sex addicts.

[Anonymous No.26495212]

>>26495125
that isnt a car you lovely autist

[Anonymous No.26495221]

>>26494968
Play for who? We don't just pile on plays together retard

[Anonymous No.26495228]

>>26495012
I personally despise cars never owned one or driven one in my life
A small collection of 20 motorcycles

[Anonymous No.26495236]

>>26495150
the common investor has realized that with enough retarded willpower he can overpower any non-fed entity in existence. GME is only the beginning.

[Anonymous No.26495243]

>>26495079
pretty much.
It's annoying as fuck having to filter all these stocks.

[Anonymous No.26495250]

>>26495212
Why do I need a car if I have a cessna? I can just fly to any metropolitan city and then rent a car. What's the point of owning a car when you can own PLANE?

[Anonymous No.26495259]

I’m still bullish on CLF
Bears can eat shit

[Anonymous No.26495260]

>>26495079
Its already happening dude

[Anonymous No.26495262]

Is this a good price?

Plz no bully

[Anonymous No.26495275]

>>26495070
oh no anon did you buy the top? just sell and buy PLUG before it’s too late

[Anonymous No.26495279]

>>26494260
I'm gonna keep recommending golden boy until you like it

[Anonymous No.26495280]

>>26495125
Anon even if you don’t plan on leaving the contintent you should get a much bigger plane. If you arent burning 10k in fuel before takeoff you’re a poor fag.

[Anonymous No.26495288]

>>26494862
Outlaw Star, and Bebop are dope.
>>26495202
2010 Fusion with 6 speed manual. A lovely fucking car.

[Anonymous No.26495289]

>>26495228
What do you do when it rains

[Anonymous No.26495292]

>>26495173
thank you.

[Anonymous No.26495313]

>>26495125

>letting everyone know you are rich

Bad ideas anon

[Anonymous No.26495318]

>>26495289
You get wet, what kind of stupid question is that?

[Anonymous No.26495322]

>>26495259
How

[Anonymous No.26495323]

>>26495289
Ride the bike it’s not that bad you still have 90% traction though there is no wind shield wipers on motorcycles helmets so it makes it hard to see

[Anonymous No.26495328]

>>26494260
Stop watching cartoons for Japanese girls. Hit the gym and get a clue.

[Anonymous No.26495329]

>>26494518
Absolutely true except in this metaphor GME hasn't even sunk yet.

[Anonymous No.26495331]

>>26495262
No put in CLF faggot

[Anonymous No.26495334]

>>26495288
I bet you'd put a faggy fart can on it too. Huh, Pablo?

[Anonymous No.26495339]

>>26494260
Megalo Box is another boxing anime. I like Jujutsu Kaisen, airing right now.

[Anonymous No.26495341]

>>26495280
That's the largest plane you can fly solo though, I'd have to hire a pilot if I got anything bigger. Can't afford that until I become a billionaire.

[Anonymous No.26495348]

>>26495125
If it floats, fucks, or flies, it's better to rent than buy.

[Anonymous No.26495349]

>>26495072

That thing can’t be legal on the highway

[Anonymous No.26495356]

>>26495262
I don't even know anymore with this stock... I have sold most of mine and am only keeping a few shares for le epic ebin squeezy time, if it happens. I just think anybody who is doing more buying now is doing it very late, and quite possibly should consider seeing a shrink about their gambling problem. But yeah. You will be fine. Probably.

[Anonymous No.26495362]

>>26495289
based on the photo he's in spain and if you weren't an uneducated hick you'd know that rain rarely falls on the plains in spain

[Anonymous No.26495374]

>>26495349
no, but there are no highways in my area anyway

[Anonymous No.26495379]

>>26495313
>letting everyone know
>everyone
Other than my gf and my father I have nobody I interact with or care about, and I trust them so I'm not worried.

[Anonymous No.26495383]

>>26495173
>left $1.5 on old RH account put it in tqqq for laughs, “heh if i forget about it then it will be a million in 30 years”
>Checked last night, already up 60%
Plan is working nicely

[Anonymous No.26495391]

i have comps pretty much all month for caesar's palace
when are we going to gamble away our gains?

[Anonymous No.26495408]

>>26495356

Let's say the price of GME hits $100 by the 29th.

I'd be in the money so is the idea to to sell the contract?

[Anonymous No.26495407]

>>26495012
I buy used Toyotas now. So I'll upgrade to a used Lexus.

[Anonymous No.26495411]

>>26495362
>>26495362

> if you weren't an uneducated hick you'd know that rain rarely falls on the plains in spain

And if you didn’t eat cookies for dinner and wash them down with soda, you wouldn’t be fat. What’s your point?

[Anonymous No.26495414]

>>26494330
>REFR

[Anonymous No.26495419]

>>26495362
The rain in Spain falls MAINLY on the plain, you dork!

[Anonymous No.26495422]

>>26495341
Why would you fly your own plane?

[Anonymous No.26495426]

>>26495012
I sold my 2002 Civic 3 years ago. Put that car through hell and it survived. Still miss it.
They don't make 'em like they used to
*sip*

[Anonymous No.26495427]

>>26495262
Yep you're good to go, yolo xD

[Anonymous No.26495428]

>>26495331
No one wants you faggot tranny stock

[Anonymous No.26495432]

>>26495362
Nah I live in the USA and drive a triumph Daytona 675

[Anonymous No.26495444]

>>26495262
>Queuing option orders for open
Oh my God all these newbies are going to get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.26495448]

>>26495407

If I was rich, I’d buy a newer Lexus. No point in buying an old beat up one.

[2 nigs !!a84U6xlfNNi No.26495449]

>>26495426
>They don't make 'em like they used to
Neither cars nor women

[Anonymous No.26495453]

>>26495408
You don't want to keep the contract, under any conditions. I doubt you are going to exercise it.

[Anonymous No.26495462]

>>26495228
You hate cars, despite never having driven one?
>>26495334
Fuck no. Leave it as is. It's not a fucking sports car. It's just a sedan with many quality features, and a standard transmission makes driving much more fun. Fucking hate riced out cars. Enjoy the vehicle for what it is.

[Anonymous No.26495469]

>>26495422
It seems like it would be fun as a hobby.

[Anonymous No.26495474]

>>26495262
Cancel that right fucking now you retard

[Anonymous No.26495484]

>>26495391
Comped you say?

[Anonymous No.26495494]

>>26495449
Well scoops - women are like parking spaces.
>The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

[Anonymous No.26495501]

>>26495448
Based, Lexus is pretty nice. Never had an issue with mine outside routine maintenance.

[Anonymous No.26495504]

>>26495453

So then how do I sell said contract? Does it give me the option on Robhinhood?

And I have up to the 29th to cash out and sell it, correct?

[Anonymous No.26495506]

>>26495391
Down

[Anonymous No.26495514]

>>26494260
That show with a kid ghoul currently airing

[Anonymous No.26495518]

so do I just buy ATOS at market open or what?
I feel like if I don't I will miss out.

[Anonymous No.26495527]

>>26495012
land cruiser 80 series, like a chad
if gamestop hits 250 i absolutely will be getting one

[Anonymous No.26495542]

>>26495474

What was bad about it?

The asking price being so high?

[Anonymous No.26495544]

>>26494260
monke show
there's a big monke and it does stuff and tries to help people but then everyone dies and monke cries the end

[Anonymous No.26495549]

>>26495501
They are expensive, but holy shit are they reliable. Can’t say the same for BMW and Mercedes

[Anonymous No.26495568]

playing with biopharma stocks is the stock equivalent of playing with shitcoins

[Anonymous No.26495570]

>>26495448
I buy most of my cars around around 40k mileage, and only one previous owner. And take them to 100k miles. I would do the same thing with the Lexus.

[Anonymous No.26495601]

>>26495568
T. BB Buyer

[Anonymous No.26495609]

>>26495504
Bro.... You know what, I am going to bed. May God have mercy on your soul.

[Anonymous No.26495611]

>>26495391
Wait, what does this mean? Are we really having an /smg/ meet up in Vegas?

[Anonymous No.26495617]

>>26495462
Well I did drive my brothers car once and ended up driving it into a lane divider at 40 mph
Wrecked one of his rims but the itself was fine.
They are to wide and I like motorcycles because they are only as wide as my shoulders

[Anonymous No.26495618]

>>26495570
What shit cars are you buying that last only 100k miles? I've never had a car that didn't last at least 200k.

[Anonymous No.26495620]

>>26495322
Biden’s whole buy American thing for starters. They have solid fundamentals and I think they will do well on the next EC

[Anonymous No.26495639]

>>26494260
rosario+vampire

[Anonymous No.26495648]

>>26495262
Since that braindead boker doesn't have a p/l graph lookup a options calculator

[Anonymous No.26495650]

>>26495542
Everyone and there dog is gonna be FOMOing in tomorrow. Typically when people are expecting a stock to moon, it does the complete opposite. The last 2 times GME spiked, no one was really expecting it to happen. If you're okay with potentially losing 2k, then just keep the order and best of luck I guess.

[Anonymous No.26495653]

>>26495262
>>26495474
Am I understanding it correctly that he if he wins he gets shares at an average of 71.90 each on 29th and he loses he loses the 2k? Wouldn’t it be better just to buy the stock if he thinks it’s going to be above 60-70 by then?

[Anonymous No.26495664]

>>26495448
I saw one of these driving downtown, I swear the car looks and sounds better than most sports cars that came out in the past 5 years. 100k for a toyota though, kinda steep.

[Anonymous No.26495665]

>>26495391
Based. Take a vacation, play some black jack, and get drunk for two weeks.

[Anonymous No.26495674]

>>26495601
i don’t own any BB shares

[Anonymous No.26495692]

What should I do with my oil stocks guys? I can't decide.

[Anonymous No.26495696]

>>26495504
You can buy and sell calls like a stock. I don't know how the RH interface works but once you have the call you should have at least 2 choices with it. Sell: which will mean you sell the contract itself to someone else. You will be fighting time decay so hard that it will only be worth something if it goes ITM. And exercise: which will allow you to buy 100 shares at 60 dollars. Don't exercise it if its ITM
Also understand you are playing a gambling game where you don't understand the rules.
This post is the TOP.
>>26495449
Unfortunately, I agree.

[Anonymous No.26495699]

>>26495444
trips of truth, can't wait

[Anonymous No.26495704]

>>26495620
>pic related coming for your tranny stock

[Anonymous No.26495708]

>>26495674
post positions.
I am going all in ATOS at open.

[Anonymous No.26495716]

>>26495618
I only buy Toyota. I can take them longer than 100k, but I'd rather get something a little newer. I buy a new (used) car every 5 years or so.

[Anonymous No.26495723]

>>26495650

Well I could either buy $6k of actual stock and could lose it all or intentionally lose the $2k option price right?

Or do you think a BB or BBBYcall is the way to go?

[Anonymous No.26495726]

>>26495692
Sit and wait

[Anonymous No.26495731]

>>26495204
https://youtu.be/cT0loK0UEBQ
You dropped this, sir

[Anonymous No.26495733]

>>26495653
>wins

[Anonymous No.26495745]

>>26495704
Imagine how low somebody's self esteem must be to go through such a thing.

[Anonymous No.26495747]

>>26495012
custom ford bronco

[Anonymous No.26495751]

>>26495126
I should’ve listened to coom cat

[Anonymous No.26495752]

>>26495549
You get what you pay for. Essentially a cheap luxury car. I'd like to upgrade to a newer IS 350 with my GME gains, but I think I'll just sit on my hands instead. If I stick with the mentality of wanting to immediately spend my gains, I'm gonna be poor forever.

[Anonymous No.26495756]

>>26495650
If people are FOMOing, doesn’t that make GME pump?

[Anonymous No.26495759]

>>26495716
Are you Mexican ?

[Anonymous No.26495770]

>>26495726
Right now I am holding XOM, RDSb, and HAL

[Anonymous No.26495797]

>>26495770
>XOM
I’m buying some tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26495801]

>>26495150
GME is old news, Buy TR

[Anonymous No.26495806]

No matter what happens tomorrow, I pray you all make big gains.

[Anonymous No.26495816]

Rate

>PLUG
>DKNG
> FCEL
>NIO
>ABML

[Anonymous No.26495818]

>>26495733
Well he’s essentially making a bet is he not? If he is correct he wins and gets to take advantage of it and if he’s wrong he loses and forfeits the 2k

[Anonymous No.26495825]

>>26495125
>With a plane you can go anywhere you want

[Anonymous No.26495827]

>>26495618
My 2000 sienna hit 370,000 and finally died. The junker is picking it up tomorrow.
> my shitty minivan could have driven to the fucking moon
> it took my 20 years to travel as far as the apollo missions did in a week
I can never wrap my head around how fast rockets go in space.

[Anonymous No.26495838]

>>26495653
Dude honestly stay the fuck away from options to you know what are. Don't fucking FOMO in just cause you saw a bunch of retards post 100k+ gains with GME on wsb. His contracts give him the right to purchase 200 shares of GME at $60 if GME expires above $60 at the end of the week, He'd have to pay 12k to buy those shares regardless if GME is at $61 or $101. If it doesn't end above $60, he effectively threw away unless he was able to flip the calls to some other retard.

[Anonymous No.26495852]

>>26495816
Based except for NIO
I don’t trust those fucking chinks one bit

[Anonymous No.26495856]

>>26495012

[Anonymous No.26495860]

>>26495806
I have no idea what tomorrow holds but I know for sure that we'll see every color wojak imaginable

[Anonymous No.26495861]

>>26495708
i’m just hodling my BCRX shares
>6 more days
not sure what i want to do with CLF if i’m being honest

[Anonymous No.26495864]

>>26495731
Ah, thank you fellow conquistachad

[Anonymous No.26495889]

>>26495759
No. I'm just not retarded enough to spend more than 40k on a vehicle. Or buy new.

[Anonymous No.26495928]

>>26495723
Buying 100 shares is "safer", but the last people that bought at $60 have had to wait over 14 years just to fucking break even. BB or BBBY are probably "safer" since they haven't gone up over 800% in the last 6 months.

[Anonymous No.26495933]

>>26495856
Top 2 worst porsches ever made, worse than a fucking macan fucking faggot whatever it’s fine it’s your choice be gay just fucking leave you’re so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.26495936]

Should I sell my X, F, CLF, and SPYG calls to all in GME at market open? I can just ride that wave a day or two, cash out and open new positions.

[Anonymous No.26495954]

>>26495504
Options lose value with time. Don't hold until the 29th. Leave some extrinsic value meat on the bone. Options also lose value with decreasing volatility. You're buying in the first seconds after its most volatile day in history. It could dip after open and stabilize around a certain price and you'd like 75% of your value. Also new strikes are opening up. Options fluctuate wildly in the opening minutes and nobody can really predict what price they'll stabilize at. Your order may not even fill.

[Anonymous No.26495966]

>>26495936
Yes. Make sure to buy at market price too!

[Anonymous No.26495967]

>>26495889

Based and a fellow King of culture.

I just bought a 2004 Chevy Silverado with a V8 and 200,000 miles for $5,000. It was a fleet rental but they're typically serviced regularly. Plus it was clean and sounds good.

[Anonymous No.26495968]

Good luck everyone

[Anonymous No.26495976]

>>26495012

[Anonymous No.26495980]

>>26495933

[Anonymous No.26495991]

Anyone got a redpill or rundown on UXIN?

[Anonymous No.26495994]

>>26495012
if I want to actually waste money this I guess

[Anonymous No.26496000]

>>26495012
My current car is good enough. Anyone who hyperfocuses on cars has babydick

[Anonymous No.26496017]

>>26495980
Fucking how even

[Anonymous No.26496018]

>>26495980
omg did he died?

[Anonymous No.26496031]

First, the issue was social justice: Activists said the bills didn't do enough to raise and earmark revenue for communities where marijuana laws have been disproportionately enforced against Black people for decades. Then, it was the issue of cultivation — specifically, capping the number of licenses available to marijuana growers for the first two years.

And, finally, it was the issue of employer's rights, allowing employers to drug test their employees for cause but requiring additional physical exams to ensure no one was being punished for smoking weed on their time off.

The argument for the additional fines for underage marijuana users is the comparison to alcohol: Underage drinking is considered a disorderly person's offense with a $500 fine, so why wouldn't marijuana be treated the same way?

Why is america such a joke boomers hate weed to much,
Also that anon who shilled me EOSE , literally the easest 2x of my life, and i sold too early so thanks, also missec CIIG, GME, CLF (fuck you tranny) and any other random EV SPAC

[Anonymous No.26496048]

>>26495980
is he okay?

[Anonymous No.26496054]

>>26495928
>>26495954

Fair enough gentlemen, I appreciate the input and advice. I'll put $3k into GME at open and possibly buy a few dips to get the average down.

I guess PLTR has a demo after hours on Tuesday. You think it's going to go up? I made $400 back in Nov/Dec from it.

[Anonymous No.26496060]

>>26495708
me to imma buy $12,000 worth of ATOS calls

[Anonymous No.26496071]

>>26496017
rear ended in every sense of the phrase. the truck was probably stopped somewhere.

[Anonymous No.26496086]

>>26495797
Why? What news is coming out? I have been in these three since March

[Anonymous No.26496087]

>>26495756
If you want an example of how retail tried to pump a stock and failed, look at PLTR after thanksgiving. Sure it'll pump a bit, but the ones responsible for previous pumps wasn't entirely all retail. There was multiple 1m+ GME call buys over the last few weeks both on unusual whales and in dark pools; that's not retail purchases. Something like 2b+ flowed in and out of GME on Friday alone. Again, there are plenty of people out there with 1m+ accounts, but they can't move a stock with billions in market cap.

[Anonymous No.26496099]

Yes or no?

[Anonymous No.26496113]

>>26495012

Big Dick Energy, senpai.

[Anonymous No.26496140]

>>26496099

Na, it's trying too hard to look cool.

[Anonymous No.26496151]

>>26495411
Mmm cookies

[Anonymous No.26496153]

>>26495968
https://youtu.be/7amwCPFuLB4

[Anonymous No.26496158]

>>26495617
So you are unable to drive a car, but you have no issue operating a motorcycle?

[Anonymous No.26496159]

>>26495991
Last time someone mentioned UXIN, some Chinese insider told us to buy cause its gonna pump. A few us here made money, including me. Made 100% on my calls in like 2 or 3 days. Can't remember which. Not sure what the recent shill about UXIN is about though.

[Anonymous No.26496167]

>>26495012

[Anonymous No.26496189]

>>26495650
Normally I'd agree but the exponential increase in normies who created an account just to throw $1k in without knowing anything about stocks might actually overpower the abilities of the MMs to keep it down this time. No snowflake feels responsible for an avalanche.

[Anonymous No.26496194]

>>26496054
Long on PLTR LEAPS since November, gonna sell soon and roll into the 2022 expiry soon.

[Anonymous No.26496212]

>>26495838
This. The people making huge gains on YOLO calls are not only stupidly lucky, but someone is just plain stupid who's buying those calls. If you have to do calls, don't do naked ones like so many people do. Covered calls are fine, but so many people think it's a good way to make ridiculous returns, and not really just a hedge like it's intended to be.

[Anonymous No.26496219]

>>26496099
If I remember correctly, I don't think its actually possible to own a LFA. You can only lease it. I could be wrong, but that exhaust note is orgasmic. Used to be my unrealistic dream car years ago.

[Anonymous No.26496223]

>>26496017
80,000lbs going 40mph will fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.26496224]

>>26495012
Ok fuck I’m trying to find the name it was like a one person flying drone thing from the 50s-60s like a circular platform with a rail I thought it was called a flying chariot but I can’t find it anywhere please someone help me
That’s what I want if I make it. I’ve wanted one since I was 7.

[Anonymous No.26496229]

*blasts ACDC on the sound system*
*sips monster*

[Anonymous No.26496236]

>>26495012
This car with the same stickers

[Anonymous No.26496258]

>Futures green
>VIX red
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.26496261]

>>26496236
>handicapped
pottery

[Anonymous No.26496264]

>>26496158
Yeah my license is motorcycle only even the dmv didn’t really know what to do and had to check to make sure it was even possible to get a motorcycle license without ever having a regular driving license

[Anonymous No.26496272]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUTURES ACTUALLY DUMPING

[Anonymous No.26496275]

>>26495825
>"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this country before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere."

[Anonymous No.26496277]

>>26496261
lmao

[Anonymous No.26496283]

>>26496258
line is going up

[Anonymous No.26496292]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.26496301]

>>26496099
LFA is an amazing car but not a good value, prices are sky high because it’s the only modern super car that Toyota has made and fanboys will pay a premium for that. Amazing car, bad value

[Anonymous No.26496306]

why are SPACs so kino?

[Anonymous No.26496307]

Threadly reminder that we're melting up

[Anonymous No.26496317]

>>26495012
For me it's the 07 RAV4 V6, the best toyota car

[Anonymous No.26496330]

>>26496307
All me. Never spending.

[Anonymous No.26496359]

>>26496307
I see M1 stuff posted every now and then but I have no idea what it is or means, and no I won't google it

[Anonymous No.26496360]

>PAPA ELON BLESS (X) STOCK WITH GME ENERGY. SHORT SQUEEZE INCOMING! SQUEEZY SQUEEZY ELON CHUNGUS

[Anonymous No.26496379]

>>26496189
Sure that would be nice, I still haven't sold a single one of my April calls, but I'm trying to be realistic here. A lot of us here first bought GME under $10 and for example that one jew that did at 13G has a cost basis of like $9 or $12. Anyone smart has trimmed at least some to cover their cost basis and we won't know for sure which institution has trimmed until the Q4 13Fs come out (I think they come out next month). I know it'll spike in the morning, but where it goes after that is impossible to know.

[Anonymous No.26496408]

THIS
THIS IS WHAT I WANT WHEN I MAKE IT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJARrc40imk

[Anonymous No.26496422]

>>26496360
Am I the only one who read this post and imagined it in a nasally whiny jew voice like pic rel?

[Anonymous No.26496428]

>>26496317
i want a 09 or 2010 rav4 with a inline 4 engine and only front wheel drive

[Anonymous No.26496445]

PAPA CHUNGUS SQUEEZE MY HECKIN TOOTERINO ROLLS NOW

[Anonymous No.26496447]

how many hours of sleep is good to prepare for market open?

[Anonymous No.26496452]

Someone redpill me on ATOS.

[Anonymous No.26496459]

Get in HUGE this weeks calls and stock

[Anonymous No.26496462]

>>26496360
>X

ok

[Anonymous No.26496464]

Can't wait for Cathie's $4000 EoY price target.
She is a slave to her urges for BBC
BIG
BETA
COCK

[Anonymous No.26496468]

>>26496447
I get about 3-4

[Anonymous No.26496469]

>>26496258
Bull run

[Anonymous No.26496471]

Discovered options last year and have made some decent returns. I haven’t really progressed my knowledge though apart from DUR CALL WHEN LINE GO UP, PUT FOR LINE GO DOWN, LOL THETA EAT ASS.
I feel like I need to stop just buying naked options for speculative plays though cause most of the time I get burnt. I want to actually start reducing my risk at the cost of profits and focus on making consistent returns.

Should I take the options spreads blackpill?

[Anonymous No.26496476]

>>26496452
Yeah buy April or March calls 2c or 2.5c tomorrow. I plan to buy some April 2c calls tomorrow. I think ATOS might dip tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.26496482]

Why don't people like vans?

[Anonymous No.26496489]

>>26495079
The squeeze is over, people are no FOMOing and coping. Almost 200 MILLION shares traded on Friday, thats THREE TIMES the total float. Shorts are covered, I expect -20% tomorrow as everyone tries to sell.

[Anonymous No.26496491]

Stop stating facts you fucking racists!

[Anonymous No.26496505]

>>26496447
Me personally I sleep 20 hours a day.

[Anonymous No.26496507]

>>26496422
Shut the fuck up about short squeezes you fucking jew! God i'm so TIRED of these REDDIT TOURISTS flooding up my BOARD. Fuck you guys, im goin home.

[Anonymous No.26496515]

>>26496482
because most vans look like faggy bullshit, not like fucking awesome rigs like the one you posted

[Anonymous No.26496516]

>>26496447
I sleep 6 hours naturally

[Anonymous No.26496517]

>>26495474
One smart person in /smg/
They will never understand.

[Anonymous No.26496521]

how retarded is it to be buying short term pltr calls right now?

[Anonymous No.26496522]

>>26496360
I saw that post, so please don't remind me

[Anonymous No.26496537]

>>26495262
Holy mother of FOMO

[Anonymous No.26496548]

>>26496482
because if you have a van like that you are usually either a wannabe rockstar, a blue collar worker or a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.26496551]

>>26496471
Here's some strats to look into. Considering doing debit spreads. Been seeing people make some consistent returns with them.

[Anonymous No.26496561]

>>26496489
what if

melvin decided to short even further

[Anonymous No.26496579]

>>26496548
Two of those are bad, one of those is good. Guess which.

[Anonymous No.26496585]

>>26496521
Short term calls are almost always the wrong play. If you get lucky that it goes up, sell immediately because 1 red day will wipe it out.

[Anonymous No.26496606]

>>26496522
If i ever have to read another unironic "papa elon" on 4 channel dot org i will put a pipe bomb in the Australian prime ministers pool.

[Anonymous No.26496613]

>>26496579
the latter, 2d only of course.

[Anonymous No.26496614]

>>26496521
Leaps not weeklies. Also Pltr is expected to drop after lockup expiry

[Anonymous No.26496640]

>>26496471
Poor man's covered calls.

[Anonymous No.26496646]

>>26496551
Thanks friend, will look into this.

[Anonymous No.26496648]

>>26496521
I bought weekly PLTR 30c some time last week. Bagheld till they were almost worthless, then sold them on Friday for over 200%. Only bought them cause I saw it on unusual whales. I got lucky though. I honestly wouldn't do it now, but who knows how much a retard pump will happen if demo day turns out to be good. A 25%+ day hasn't happened to PLTR since Novemberish.

[Anonymous No.26496659]

>>26496515

I drove a Pontiac Montana minivan in college and I unironically got laid with it and in it.

Plus once the found out the seats came out they asked me to help them move which I then replied "No." and laughed.

[Anonymous No.26496660]

now that i learned about trailing stop and OTO orders i can never fail!!!!

[Anonymous No.26496670]

>>26496447
I sleep in as much as I want and just trade whenever I feel like it. I only get up for class and work, which generally happen after noon.

[Anonymous No.26496678]

>>26496659
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.26496696]

>>26496471
Do covered calls. Its very low risk. Thats where you buy stock then sell calls against that stock. I buy stocks that have earnings report next week, sell high premium calls, then sell the stock (or let the calls execute) and do it again next week.

[Anonymous No.26496706]

People can you please FOMO BNGO to 400 dollars so I can make 781k?

[Anonymous No.26496721]

>>26496706
BNGO will go up to 15 if your lucky and crash afterwards.

[Anonymous No.26496735]

>>26496585
>>26496614
>>26496648
thanks anons. adjusting my order

[2 nigs !!a84U6xlfNNi No.26496736]

>>26495494
>The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Fuck, that’s a good one

[Anonymous No.26496766]

>>26495980
>The weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.26496770]

>>26496706
Johnny Tornado why did you stop using your gay ass name Johnny Tornado

[Anonymous No.26496788]

>>26496489
>Shorts are covered
No they aren't, it was all margin calls and expiring puts.
You can literally check the float for yourself.

[Anonymous No.26496801]

My Mother's Beaglehound fought and killed a giant fucking rat last night then he carried it around in his mouth for a few minutes and showed us.

He's a fucking warrior.

[Anonymous No.26496803]

What sites do you guys use to get news, trying to set up an RSS feed so I know when shit happens

[Anonymous No.26496814]

>>26496770
because I'm not him.

[Anonymous No.26496821]

>>26496803
You don't need news. Just buy when number goes down, sell when number goes up.

[Anonymous No.26496831]

>>26496801
fuck rats

[Anonymous No.26496832]

>>26496801
Damn

[Anonymous No.26496843]

>>26495279
Based.

[Anonymous No.26496845]

>>26496788
Oh? And where are you getting your numbers?

[Anonymous No.26496847]

>>26496801
hope you said good boy

[Anonymous No.26496863]

>>26496489
You shorted didnt you

[Anonymous No.26496869]

>>26496814
after seeing this pic I have decided that when I make it I want a schoolbus.
I will make people slow down behind me for no reason kek.

[2 nigs !!a84U6xlfNNi No.26496872]

>>26496814
Wtf is that bus carrying? The legendary full metal tard???

[Anonymous No.26496880]

>>26496491
>It doesnt matter that their religion says they are the chosen people and everyone else is cattle goy.
Is this bullish for stocks?

[Anonymous No.26496881]

Buy CLF

[Anonymous No.26496886]

>>26494260
Jo Jo’s Bizarre adventure is good. High Score Girl is okay I guess. Dororo is good. Vinland Saga is good

[Anonymous No.26496893]

>>26496801
Good dog

[Anonymous No.26496899]

>>26496814
ok, why is that retard bus extra retarded though?

[Anonymous No.26496903]

>>26496803
I get most of my news from smg

[Anonymous No.26496904]

is EXPR one to watch or not worth it?

[Anonymous No.26496909]

>>26496881
Never buying. Shit stock. They'll be bankrupt EOY, stupid tranny.

[Anonymous No.26496911]

>>26496845
If you don't already know where to get float data you shouldn't be fucking with retard plays. Go buy SPY puts.

[Anonymous No.26496912]

>>26496863
No lmao, I sold Friday. If it dips enough, I might buy back in. Id rather take 300% profits now and miss a bit on top than settle with 100%.

[Anonymous No.26496927]

>>26496801
Short RAT
Long DOG

[Anonymous No.26496930]

>THE SQUEEZE HASNT EVEN BEGUN! WE'RE GOING TO 300 CHUNGLES A SHARE BY EOM! SHORTS BTFO, KEEP FUDDING! MY PRICE AVERAGE OF $40 WILL MAKE ME AS RICH AS ELON!

[Anonymous No.26496932]

>>26496904
Some retard on Twitter called it the next GME and it pumped. What the fuck do you think?

[Anonymous No.26496937]

>>26496803
Reddit :)

[Anonymous No.26496938]

>>26494738
Mutts law.

[Anonymous No.26496942]

>>26496659
Drove a Toyota Minivan in college. Got laid with it and in it too. Got a handjob in it last January.

[Anonymous No.26496949]

NEW
>>26496940
>>26496940
>>26496940

[Anonymous No.26496951]

>>26496909

Is that why $X and $CLF are rebounding

Sorry your TA is shit tranny

[Anonymous No.26496952]

when thread when

[Anonymous No.26496955]

>>26496904
Sounds like it but I never actually earmark any of the shit I see so I never know what plays to make in the morning.

[Anonymous No.26496956]

>>26496307
Post the velocity of money as well because stock alone is worthless.

[Anonymous No.26496959]

>>26496881
fuck you fatass tranny

[Anonymous No.26496960]

If you dont eat ass you ngmi and thats just a fact

[Anonymous No.26496964]

>>26496606
They'll lose their money on something stupid and go away r-right?

[Anonymous No.26496966]

>>26496930
Is this pic unedited? Holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.26496988]

>>26496951
>TA
Go back.

[Anonymous No.26496994]

>>26496696
Or do the sneedful gambit

What is SNEEDFULgambit mmm U ask ?
1. Sir, First U Find optionable stock (like SNeeDfuL) with high IV and kindly buy a multiples of 100 shares
2. Next U sell covered calls Sir, U know what that is sir, u sell a call where last trade may be from $0.15-$0.25 Sir
3.With that Premium U buy more multiples of 100 of same stock.
4. Kindly ssell another covered calls on those Shares Sir,,,,,,
5. The U repeat until U cannot buy 100 more shares with premiums Sir,
6. kindly get assigned or hold and repeat SNEEDFULgambit as many times as U can, congratulation Sirs, its free money

[Anonymous No.26497007]

>>26494472
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.26497015]

>>26496911
So you're just pulling shit out of your ass? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.26497037]

>>26495852
Based. Imagine trusting some filthy chink company. They are yellow jews without industrial safety minimums.

[Anonymous No.26497093]

>>26496911
You're seeing old FINRA data

[Anonymous No.26497473]

>>26495012
Based. Early 2000s civics are fucking tanks

[Anonymous No.26497587]

>>26494472
why NOk, was thinking it could meme but that's it

[Anonymous No.26497757]

>>26495012
I have a 17 year old one. Get shat on.