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26493356 No.26493356 [Reply] [Original]

You can get free protein by leaving a piece of bread somewhere in your house as bait for ants and then just eating the bread when it's full of ants. Big meat fears this.

>> No.26493393

>>26493356
You can wipe with one hand to save on toilet paper.
You don't have to worry about washing it either because you can just eat with the other.

>> No.26493418

It's funny how they want to enslave us to a pointless consumerist cycle when we can just eat bugs

>> No.26493434

>>26493393
If this is too gross for you, just use your clothes. You're going to wash them anyway.

>> No.26493457

One time i ate a day old jelly donut filled with ants, didnt even notice until they started crawling up my arm. 4-5 bites in.

>> No.26493485

You can poop in a toilet to keep the street clean.

>> No.26493520

>>26493356
You can use the designated shitting street to avoid paying for toilet water on your bills

>> No.26493537

>>26493434
Save on time and just shit inside your pants.
Let it warm you before it cools off and hardens to save on heating.
>>26493418
lold irl

>> No.26493552

Another great source of protein is eating your own coom. You lose several grams of protein every time you coom which can seriously eat into your gains. If you don't like the taste or consistency, you can coom into a skillet then fry it like scrambled eggs. Absolutely delicious when you add a bit of pepper.

>> No.26493571

>>26493356
good tip
ants have a tangy taste that goes well with bread

>> No.26493615

>>26493356
The "Man" doesn't stand a chance

>> No.26493651
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>>26493418
>If you stay in the system you will eat the bugs
>To escape the system you will eat the bugs
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN?

>> No.26493655

>>26493552
What did he mean by this?

>> No.26493659

>>26493552
>you can coom into a skillet then fry it like scrambled eggs
If you get really close, and listen really hard, you can hear the screams

>> No.26493677

>>26493457
Was it still yummy?

>> No.26493693

>>26493651
Eat bugs and suck dick, retard. We've been trying to tell you.

>> No.26493704

If you use a candle you can fill a cup with carbon dioxide. When you place the ant covered bread in there the ants will all suffocate. Then you can eat them without them biting you and you just commited a mini genocide. Win win

>> No.26493748
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>>26493552
wtf

>> No.26493813

>>26493356
You can do outdoor things in your house. The Jews fear you when you do that.

>> No.26493824

>>26493356
If you have no money, wait til after 10pm to use your debit card past 10pm, then you won't get charged an overdraft fee past 10pm

>> No.26493839

>>26493393
lol you think its funny but this is what indians actually do

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>>26493356