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>> No.26491930
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First for Lum

>> No.26491941
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>> No.26491952

I've lost $10k so far in BDTX, it's going to go back up right? I bought at $28

>> No.26491958
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Palanatir

>> No.26491963
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What happens to GME tomorrow? On youtube "GME stock" is one of the trending searches right now

>> No.26491964
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can we pump STLA pls i bought feb 19 calls

>> No.26491969

>>26491941
> I wake up pausing only to NAILGUN my SCROTUM

>> No.26491971
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>> No.26491973

GME and BB this week? Should I put more into BNGO? Currently have 10 GME 50BB and 50 BNGO

>> No.26491974
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Whats going to happen tomorrow???

>> No.26491981
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Buy BFT paysafe

>> No.26491985
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>>26491958
Nanodimension (NNDM)

>> No.26492000

Finally the long nightmare that is the weekend will be over and I can get back to making money

>> No.26492001
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>>26491974
/smg/ mass suicide when everything drops 99.9999% and the DOW hits $0.001

>> No.26492011

>>26491912
To the BASTARD posting tranny porn on the discord FUCK YOU

>> No.26492015

>>26491974
niggers tongue my anus

>> No.26492019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g CONFESS

>> No.26492026
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>>26491974
WW3

>> No.26492030
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>>26491930
How about Diversity Hire Lum?

>> No.26492031

>>26491971
This is hilariously accurate.

>> No.26492037
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>>26492001
No.
>>26492000
Yes, and nice trips.

>> No.26492055

>>26492030
would creampie desu

>> No.26492073
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>>26492001
>mfw loading up on SPY puts for the gigacrash that overloads all circuit breakers

>> No.26492080
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.26492086

>>26491974
Everyone trades GME, it dips after the first hour, mass hysteria, normies and paperhands sell, we buy the dip, it goes to $100 eow

>> No.26492097

>>26491971
Unironically I expect a trading halt followed by SEC fuckery

>> No.26492103

>>26491974
GME spikes 50% ends day 10-20%

CLF spike 15%

PLTR up 7%

>> No.26492104

Wtf I thought Mondays were always supposed to be red? I have 5k worth of index fund puts that are gonna expire worthless now. How can I undo this

>> No.26492106

is there a catalyst around BB or is it just these whispers hypiing it to 30$ end of week?

>> No.26492110
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>>26492030
about the only cosplay they could afford on their meager welfare benefits

>> No.26492111

>>26492030
Would but the wig stays on.

>> No.26492132

CCIV bros...tell me the merger is going to go through

>> No.26492136

>>26492106
$30 is highly unlikely. $20 is more realistic

>> No.26492139
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Remember for when GME moons tomorrow: every poopoo is a peepee, but not every peepee is a poopoo.

>> No.26492144
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Something’s brewing out there in the markets I think this week will get pretty wild

>> No.26492147

>>26492111
You know she's bald underneath so that's not a bad take.

>> No.26492151

>>26492104
Fridays are normally red not Monday

>> No.26492152

>>26492030
do tradechads have black wives to optimize their children's genetic profile? need to diversify your genes.

>> No.26492159
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>>26492073
>mfw I rape you in the ass by putting all my liquid net worth in speculative stocks and triple-leveraged ETFs

>> No.26492161

>WealthTrade won't deposit my money until late Tuesday
>I'm missing the BB rocket launch
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT

>> No.26492174

>>26492139
Not true.

t. Ulcerative colitis and often shit self while peeing

>> No.26492201

>>26492161
I feel ya, considering biting the fees with my shit broker now for options due to how slow wealth simple is

>> No.26492215

Im moving to a new city next week and I don't have much stuff but I have stuff
I can't drive I'm 30 and it's 50 miles away how can I get my stuff there?

>> No.26492216

>GME
>BB
>GEVO
>AMC
there are too many memes to buy tomorrow during premarket

>> No.26492219

>>26492106
Retards pumping it as next GME. I'm not confident about the long term staying power and would consider an early exit after some profit.

Now BBBY has under the hood information that makes it worth holding long term. People say BB does as well but I'm just not sold on it.

>> No.26492230

How do I make a lot of money quickly to put in the markets?

What’s jobs are there for this

>> No.26492241

Anyone have BB predictions for this week? Will it continue to get meme pumped?

>> No.26492243
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>mfw loading up on SPY puts for the gigacrash that overloads all circuit breakers

>> No.26492250

>>26492230
kneepads

>> No.26492263
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cunny

>> No.26492265

>>26492215
Moving company

>> No.26492271

>>26492159
>only 3x leveraged
I'm sorry I didn't know we were scared of money here

>> No.26492277
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UWMC! UWMC! UWMC!

>> No.26492283

>>26492230
Wage and spend no money. It’s a gym that pays you

>> No.26492289

>>26491912
ALL IN ON BLACKBERRY

>> No.26492291

>>26492230
casino gambling

>> No.26492292
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>>26492263
Based

>>26492241
Yes just don't get caught when the meme ends.

>> No.26492296
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anyone have the earnings report calendar for this week? thanks

>> No.26492300

>>26492161
legit same anon

>> No.26492302
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>>26492289
ALL IN MY BUSSY

>> No.26492304

>>26492132
You were supposed to sell nearly two weeks ago...

>> No.26492317

>>26492291
You need money to gamble. Buy some good kneepads and solicit outside the casino, if you are reasonably priced everyone want some sucky sucky good time.

>> No.26492319
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>>26492174
this sounds fake. just sit down when you pee

>> No.26492325

>>26492243
I fucking love this image.

>> No.26492332
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if you fags aren’t buying up at least a small suicide stack of $PLTR you’re gonna regret it.

>> No.26492355

>>26492147
Black people are so weird.

>> No.26492357

>>26492230
make 1k from literally any job and 10x it.
Proceed to get some margin
10x and repeat.

>> No.26492368
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>I can't drive I'm 30

>> No.26492371

>>26492230
If you are into living dangerously, just get whatever job you can, and then take out a loan. Put that loan into a margin account. But you know, I can't in good faith tell you this is a good idea.

>> No.26492378

>>26492332
give price point PLTR to what?
cause I ain't seeing it aside from memery

>> No.26492386
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>Infinite growth is perfectly sustainable

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>>26492289
I'll be with my BB bros tomorrow. I expect a pump followed by a disappointing end. We will make it to $20 by Friday however, so be strong. Despite everything that has happened, Blackberry's rise has just begun

>> No.26492392
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>>26492000
But the thread quality goes down too :^(
>>26492144
>>26492296
This week is going to be loads of fun

>> No.26492397

>>26492304
Are you retarded?

>> No.26492408

>>26492332
After lockup expires faggot

>> No.26492414

>>26492357
>just have to 10x $1k every month and you become jeff bezos in 6 months
wtf its that easy bros

>> No.26492416

>>26492357
If you have the confidence you can 10x your money why not take cash advances from credit cards? Even at 20-30% APR it's nothing if you're sure you can at least 10x per year.

>> No.26492423

>>26492277
It's over bro. If you didn't sell at at least 12 you'll be carrying those bags for a while.

>> No.26492424

>>26492319
Buddy I wish it was fake. I once shit myself while in the urinal at work and it ruined my day.

>> No.26492427

what's up with GHIV, why'd they change their name

>> No.26492435

Feels good knowing I can buy my Wife a decent used car (Fuck buying new) by just pulling out my credit card.. and skipping the whole "will you be paying with cash or finance" speech. Then once the transaction clears in a few days merely pay the sucker off with a few mouse clicks.

>> No.26492441

>>26491974
Biden blindly signs more documents he's never seen before, then the U.S. stock markets go up.

>> No.26492447
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>>26492392
thanks, going to buy my aapl calls back that i sold tomorrow or tuesday before close before MSFT earnings and buy some june calls before i get fucking bogged

>> No.26492453
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>>26492397
Yeah

>> No.26492462
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>>26492332
>mfw I put $10,000 in PLTR 3 weeks ago at the then-ATH of $28
Thus proving that even the severely mentally-handicapped can make money in this market

>> No.26492464

Clf price target?

>> No.26492470

>>26492386
Unironically once we start space mining and building moon habitats yes

>> No.26492481

>>26492453
I'm sorry anon

>> No.26492483

Anybody been following Altria long enough to guess at how they will behave around earnings?

>> No.26492492
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>TR's options chain only goes out to september
unironically this may get gamma squeezed almost instantly, kek

>> No.26492506

>>26492464
14

>> No.26492513

>>26492435
>Dealership has 3% fee on credit card transactions
Naw, I will just pay cash.

>> No.26492527

>>26491912
welp looks like im outta here friends. my coin finally mooned and i made a million dollars. going to put it in apple and boring boomer shit

>> No.26492536

>>26492492
it's not gonna move lad there's not even a reddit thread since last friday

>> No.26492542

>>26492470
That's not infinite growth. The solar system is only so large. If you're not a billionaire by then you won't even be allowed to go into space. All the rich fuckers will carve out their own space kingdoms and empires while you're masturbating to chinese cartoons.

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I shoulda bought more PLTR instead of buying TLS. I put 2k into TLS on Thursday mostly out of frustration of PLTR just crabbing for the past few weeks. FUCK

>> No.26492547

>>26492086
Likely.

>> No.26492551
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reminder that all you need are ARKK and ARKG

>> No.26492560

>>26492464
$30 by tomorrow
t. bought weeklies at $18 and now down 60%

>> No.26492561

>>26492527
Remember to keep some for taxes

>> No.26492568
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I NEED the MARKETS to OPEN right NOW

>> No.26492569

>>26492435
Most dealers limit the $ you can put on a card so they don’t get fucked with the transaction fee. I wanted to put $5k down on a car and had to do half as a cashiers check.

>> No.26492580

>>26492544
Shouldn't even have gone up Friday desu. Lockup expiration within a month anyways

>> No.26492600

>>26492536
i probably wont buy because i only just broke even on some big losses from just beginning and i am extremely risk averse, but i will be following. all of the "THIS IS THE NEXT SHORT SQUEEZE GET IN" plays stink of being doomed to a bogging, but they will be fun to watch
>>26492527
congrats lad, buy some bluechips but invest in some EVs and new bluechips (NET and PLTR type shit) for big growth. remember that AAPL is already over a $2 trillion market cap

>> No.26492604

>>26491971
lel

>> No.26492605

>>26492527
You can't even buy a decent house for a million dollars retard.

>> No.26492609

Lol.

>> No.26492617
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>news everywhere how Biden $1.9 trillion stimulus plan will make the stock market bubble
is this a sell signal?

>> No.26492635

>>26492544
TLS is really in a completely different market than PLTR. TLS will easily 10x within 2 years. Cybersecurity is going to have a massive bull run.

>> No.26492646

when is the GME gamma squeeze predicted to happen?

>> No.26492663

>>26492617
as long as interest rates are 0 the bubble will continue forever

>> No.26492665

>>26492230
learn2code

>> No.26492675
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>> No.26492677

>>26492646
one already happened friday. who knows what the fuck is going to happen tomorrow

>> No.26492681
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OPTIscammers, we going to $1 this week?

>> No.26492682

>>26492568
this. Weekends feel like they last forever

>> No.26492688

>>26492605
You will do just fine in the South Eastern U.S. with that kind of money.

>> No.26492694

>>26492646
already started on friday

>> No.26492718

AMRS shill been real quiet lately lol

>> No.26492727

Lum posters get the rope.

>> No.26492728
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>>26491974
Palanter chads win again!

>> No.26492731

>>26492665
I know how to code, and nobody wants to hire me :(

>> No.26492733

>>26492551
did sam tell you that?

sorry im busy getting rich

>> No.26492754

I got my credit started by my mom co-signing for my 3rd truck. Sales man told me "son, you can fuck up your mother's credit if you don't pay on time" I took the words to heart. I paid the loan off in 3.5 years (term was 5 yrs).

>> No.26492758

>>26492435
Based.

>> No.26492762
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>> No.26492763
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>>26492646
With the way everything is lining up I don't see how everyone isn't putting every available dollar into GME even if its at 80

>> No.26492767

>>26492688
Dude I live in Texas. A decent house here costs minimum 2 million USD. If you don't have at least 100 acres of land and 4000 square feet of house you're poor.

>> No.26492772
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CRBP!! CRBP!! WE CHARGE JO CRYSTALS! CRBP!! CRBP!! TO PUMP THEM STONKS! CRBP!! CRBP!!

>> No.26492781

>>26492754
Based truck salesman

>> No.26492800
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>>26492762
it's all over, isn't it?

>> No.26492809

>>26492435
yeah I think that every day I wake up

>> No.26492816

>>26492731
Change your name to Raj Kumar and you'll get a hundred job offers.

>> No.26492818

>>26492767
you're full of shit and have never owned property, i work in land development in texas
/biz/ has been full dunning-kruger this month

>> No.26492820

>>26492763
post position

>> No.26492825

>>26492300
I just want to do my patriotic duty and buy BB FUCK

>> No.26492830

>>26492767
So then just buy a smaller house and a bit less land

obv you wanna shoot for the best but at the end of the day sometimes the dice fall the way they do and you take what you can get

and as someone who has lived in mid-tier and expensive canadian cities exclusively, seeing prices in places like texas is very enticing

>> No.26492841

>>26492772
I'm pulling out on Wednesday.

>> No.26492846
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Guys I’m here for us

>> No.26492851

>>26492772
Based Huxleyan stock

>> No.26492854

>NOK 2023 $4c are only $116
you can sell covered calls on these for 2 years

>> No.26492860

>>26492762
Zoom out on this bullshit chart and leave the meme lines.

>> No.26492861
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>>26492762
TIME FOR SOME FUN!

>> No.26492876
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Wait wtf does this even mean?

>> No.26492878

>>26491912
You will never be a woman.

>> No.26492881

>>26492767
>a decent house
T. larp or richfag

>> No.26492885

I don't want to FOMO into GME tomorrow. What should I buy instead?

>> No.26492897

>>26492818
I grew up in my grandparents 20 bedroom house on 10,000 acres so I have no idea what poor people think is normal but yeah 2 million usd minimum for a non poverty tier ranch house.

>> No.26492905

whispers of tesla buying blackberry?

>> No.26492908

>>26492378
No. You need to buy at the market price.

>> No.26492909

>>26492820
I'm not even acting with my own advice, I'll freely admit. I'm in GME for sure but I'm also in BB, AUPH, CRPB, and NOK. It feels retarded to do even though every fiber of my body is screaming to dump everything else into GME as well.

>> No.26492910

>>26492876
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.26492918

>>26492885
Guns unironically

>> No.26492921

>>26492885
ATOS

>> No.26492923

>>26492332
am i going to regret selling my small forever stagnant at $27/share PLTR stack to fomo into BB and GME for a quick pump before selling and putting it all back on PLTR? the PLTR rocket wont take off without me right? that shits been crabbing $25-$27 for fucking months

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>> No.26492940

>>26492767
Oh, well we have different standards I guess. From my perspective I don't think it takes 1 million to buy an acre and install a prefab house on a permanent foundation. But I understand where you are coming from.

>> No.26492950
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>mfw Tinny was the biggest GME bull on this board
>mfw Tinny literally sold a day before the first squeeze
>mfw Tinny rage bought GME puts that all expired worthless
>mfw Tinny missed the second squeeze
>mfw Tinny bought SPY puts and went in gush
Is there anyone else on this board that is never going to make it like kpop fag?

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>>26491912
I am going all in on GME tommorow and none of you can stop me.

>> No.26492959

>>26492905
How gullible are you? Do you think TR is going into EVs as well?

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>>26492905

>> No.26492965

>>26492918
I'd rather buy ammo, but it's sold out everywhere.

>> No.26492968

>>26492876
You're about to get dumped on.

>> No.26492969

>>26492846
I cant decide waht I should do with my oil stock

>> No.26492975

out of the 20 tickers im watching, only costco seems low enough to buy

>> No.26492979

>>26492876
It means the SEC decided to cuck you

>> No.26492981

>>26492950
I hope he's ok

>> No.26492987

>>26492940
Do you realize how small an acre is though? I like feeling like I live in my own personal country, I can drive my truck from one side of my land to the other and it takes 5 minutes, not 5 seconds.

>> No.26492990

>>26492763
I’ve already capitulated on the fact that I missed this one

>> No.26492995
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>>26492910
I CANT THE MARKETS NOT OPEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26492999

>>26492876
Exactly what it says. There isn't anything confusing about that statement.

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>>26492885
POWW

>> No.26493015

>>26492767
Might be off on the land but right about the sqft and price

>> No.26493016

>>26492767
Then move to Oklahoma. Texas is turning blue anyways.

>> No.26493021

>>26492923
Lockup expiry within 3 weeks you have time until then

>> No.26493030

>>26492825
I fucking hate wealth simple for being so fucking slow but I also don't want to pay commissions

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>>26492762
please.....I literally just went green on Friday

>> No.26493035

>>26492263
Shout out to the dude that suggested Shoujo Ramune. Very nice

>> No.26493045

>>26492762
There's no catalyst since Drumpf and the evil Republicans are out so we finally have world peace and economic utopia with green energy, vaccines, and no more racism.

>> No.26493068
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>>CLF

>> No.26493075

>>26492995
AFTERMARKET SELLING ANON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26493079

>>26492392
Thread quality was fucking ass this weekend anyway

>> No.26493083

>>26492885
NOK
JOIN THE LEGION OF THD ETERNAL 4 DOLLARS

>> No.26493085

>>26492885
GSX

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>>26492772
r8 my crystal

>> No.26493099

>>26492635
ya i have a bunch in telos

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>>26492762
>New paradigm!

>> No.26493109

>>26492885
BB or BBBY or JIMA

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hmmm, what to buy what to buy...

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>>26492897
How many male cattle did you milk? Fag

>> No.26493134

>>26492999
trading halted so no jews could buy or sell stock over the weekend and when monday comes no one will be able to buy or sell stock at all and the price wont change???? I WONT GET MY BIG GAINS WTF WHY IS THAT LEGAL

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I'm being boring and buying SPY calls
390 EOW

>> No.26493139

>>26492681
You fucking know it

>> No.26493143

So from what i'm getting, it sounds like the next meme play is big part BB, next parts GME, and smaller part BBBY. Does this sounds about right?

Maybe 50/30/20?

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>>26492462
>ID Autistic

>> No.26493163

CEO of CLF here

sell everything tomorrow when the markets open

>> No.26493179

>>26493079
GME fucked it all up.
If GME just crashes or crabbed then quality would have been decent enough but right now its dogshit. with no general plan on stocks besides a vast array of random tickers with no real reason to buy except muh short seller squeeze.

>> No.26493203

>>26491912
Fuck trannies
Fuck jannies
Fuck niggers
But most of all
Fuck you OP

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>>26493134
We're going to make it bro. Here, you can look at this picture of my wife to calm down. (She's an uncompensated janitor).

>> No.26493244

>>26493207
HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

>> No.26493245

>>26493203
Super-based

>> No.26493253

>>26491964
>he bought monthlies instead of 2023 leaps
do you hate money or something?

>> No.26493262

>>26493143
You forgot amc

>> No.26493264

>>26492987
I do. I also remember my dad making me mow the grass as a kid. So you know, I don't really want a large yard. The maintenance on a piece of property that size (repairing fences, brush hogging, taking care of animals you would probably have) would drive me nuts. I just want a cozy place to play video games and a backyard pool.

>> No.26493273

>>26492265
Will they actually do it for a hundred bucks or so?

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>>26493179
The gme squeeze will be a historic before/after indicator for future market scholars. I think we’re entering a new era of sorts, can’t quite say yet though

>> No.26493277

>>26492954
Best of luck and God bless you. I’ll join you at $70, if it ever goes there.

>> No.26493284

>>26493143
Pretty much.

>> No.26493293

>>26493158
Cute picture.

>> No.26493295

>>26491974
GME goes up past 300 dollars and gets circut breakered down to 250 for day 1 of the short squeeze

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>>26493143
Not a bad decision. I've said my piece on BB but it's probably going up.

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dump tomorrow. you've been warned

>> No.26493324

>>26493045
they're gonna blame this crash on trump, just u wait

>> No.26493325

Say the vaccine isn't effective (some combination of not enough and it doesn't get administered correctly and a weak immunity/production)

Do we get another market crash?

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Goodnight /smg/ hold down the fort until the morning.

>> No.26493339

so how is Gregory's book?

>> No.26493355

>>26493334
Night night sleep well heed no evil

>> No.26493357

>>26493021
wont the lockup expiry drop share price not raise it?

>> No.26493362

>>26493295
>GME will short squeeze 3 weeks in a row
lol

>> No.26493384

CFO of GME here

bad news dropping monday morning

>> No.26493394

>>26493362
you know the shorts have to start covering for the squeeze to start right?

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>>26493334
Goodnight based Chieposter!

>> No.26493425

>>26493384
How are you CEO of CLF and CFO of GME you fucking nigger?

>> No.26493427

>BTC mooning

Oh fuck I think my MARA calls are actually saved if this holds.

>> No.26493428

>>26492965
Been thinking about selling ammo to buy more crypto actually.

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>> No.26493438

CEO of BILI here. Buckle up we're making anime real and TSLA is buying us out to make catgirls. 1000 EoW

>> No.26493444

>>26493384
My dad works for Nintendo and he said GME had record Switch sales, GME to $1000 EOW

>> No.26493461

>>26493362
The 3rd squeeze won't happen till we get another Cohen tweet. Not buying more calls until then.

>> No.26493462

>>26491912
>Lets keep the transphobia and racism to a minimum edition
okay mom

>> No.26493488

Should I sell 12k in a steadily growing ETF so it will be available to jump on the GME rocket? Aus market closes before US opens

>> No.26493489

>>26493425
>he isnt a top executive at two different companies

what are you doing with your life?

>> No.26493492

>>26493444
>green id
>trips
>dad works for basedtendo
that's it im going all in

>> No.26493511

>>26492830
Tell me about it
t. Victoria BC

>> No.26493512
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green day coming hot

>> No.26493523

>>26491912
Is it possible we can ever find the original anon that started to shill gme

>> No.26493538

unironically why is gamestop mooning

i thought digital games were the rage now

>> No.26493563

>>26493357
Exactly, perfect time to buy back in if you're waiting for a quick p&d

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How can you guys sleep tonight. ANYTHING could happen tomorrow

>> No.26493575

>>26491912
Come on girls! Let's all go get tramp stamps, drink wine, then talk about how stinky our vaginas are. The cucks and effeminate men can come too, they're pretty much us anyway.

>> No.26493579

>>26492909
why would you dump out of AUPH - massive payday monday

>> No.26493582
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CLF

>> No.26493586

>>26493538
it's not mooning what are you talking about

>> No.26493587

>>26493538
have you been in a fucking coma for the past 3 months?

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You guys are going to buy the top tomorrow huh?

>> No.26493598

>>26493582
What about it

>> No.26493611

>>26493582
Will go to 14

>> No.26493616

>>26492950
Not making money off GME? That's pretty impressive ngl

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What scenario do you think could cause a market crash?

>> No.26493620

>>26493570
>GME shorters buy back their shares from darkpool
>monday short interest: zero

>> No.26493631

>>26493587
>have you been in a fucking coma for the past 3 months?
i dont go on reddit and i dont pay attention to whatever meme stocks are shill here

i just invest in ETFs

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you guys ready for CRBP this week?

>> No.26493643

>>26493619
when earnings pump is over. See you Feb. 1st!

>> No.26493652

https://www.strawpoll.me/42507871
https://www.strawpoll.me/42507871
https://www.strawpoll.me/42507871

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>>26493538

>> No.26493660

>>26492762

Wait, what does this mean?

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>>26493438
>1000 EoW
Please don't get my hopes up like this

>> No.26493667

>>26493643
Sell in may and go away?

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>>26491912
>*~be better~* edition
Out of my way, nigger

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>>26492950
>>26492981
I unironically am starting to think he offed himself now.
RIP Tinny

>> No.26493674

>>26493631
anon, looking at your posts in this thread, and the fact that you don't play memes,

I can absolutely confirm that you're ngmi

>> No.26493675

>>26493631
>i dont pay attention
>spoonfeed me

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26493680

Is Lyn Alden part Elf?

I’m not sure how to apply any of the issues around finance and economics to markets.

Maybe I should be reading Dalio’s book about Debt Crises instead? I think he said to buy silver, and to have Bunker Hunt buy loads of silver, but to sell after Volcker jams the printers.

What are you guys using to try to figure out how to handle the market? Babypips/tastytrade/NoNonsenseForex? Or just trying to follow Reddit’s plays? Or maybe you’re doing darkpool shit? Watching for blocktrades? Watching the flows on the Futures markets?

>>26492950
Yes
I am worse than tinny
I still really dislike him for some reason though

>>26493438
Isn’t BILI already available in-car in the Chinese Tesla? It’s the perfect tie up.

>> No.26493684

>>26492110
Back to rebbit

>> No.26493701

>>26493619
trump overturning election
little late for that now but i think those schizos are still believing so
yeah, just long everything with leverage

>> No.26493720

>>26493575
Ok?

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>>26493538

>> No.26493728

>>26493492
Anon no his ID is french for ruse

>> No.26493744

>>26493671
Rest in Peace Tinny. I miss that little nigger like you wouldn't believe

>> No.26493754

>>26493611
This. It will be $14 in a couple days.

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>>26493674
>looking at your posts in this thread

is there a more reddit thing than doing this

>> No.26493783

>>26492551
ARKF options are so cheap that it’s be crime not to buy them

>> No.26493796

>>26492950
I thought he couldn’t sell because his account was locked I assume all his calls expired Jan 15

>> No.26493798

>>26493701
Im a Trump supporter who accepted Trump lost back in Dec when it looked like Sydney and Rudy were clearly full of shit, but man, even now, I'm still a bit antsy that Trump will come out of the fucking blue with something insane.

Don't get me wrong, I would love to see Trump pull something out of his ass somehow...but is that worth decimating my stocks? Eh...

>> No.26493808

>>26493273
Dunno call them and ask

>> No.26493822

>>26491973
I'm on team BGNO as well. Hope FOMO kicks in hard.

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>>26493674
>um going through your post history anon. It looks like you visit some problematic subreddits. Downvoted

>> No.26493858

>>26493754
gonna put in order for 10k on 14p FDs just on this comment alone
i hope you're right anon

>> No.26493859

>>26493680
> I’m not sure how to apply any of the issues around finance and economics to markets.
Those fields are only loosely related at best. How many times have people said in the past year that "the stock market is not the economy"? The vast majority of the market moves on emotion, not macro/micro trends.

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>>26493619
-China Nuking the Western Seaboard
-The US Government filing antitrust suits against Apple, Google, and Facebook on the same day
-A literal meteor crashing into the NYSE and vaporizing Manhattan Island
-A literal sorceress turning the Federal Reserve Board of Governors into pigs and demanding a daily tribute of gold

But for the most part, looks like we got more good times ahead for months, years even.

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>>26493782
>reddit spacing
>is there a more reddit thing than doing this

>> No.26493873

>>26493798
I think hes on a well deserved vacation in bahamas or something, If I were him Id just live the rest of my days on the beach

>> No.26493894

>>26491974
AMC spikes 2000%

>> No.26493920

>>26493873
I hear he's hanging out with Pollard & Epstein.

>> No.26493933

what time will be best to buy gme and bb?
Obviously there's no real way to tell but I'm wondering if I should buy BB in premarket and wait 30 minutes after market opens to buy GME

>> No.26493934

>>26493798
Miss the man, I hope they let him golf in peace now that he has been ousted. Maybe in a decade, he will be watching baseball with Ellen.

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>>26493870

>> No.26493960

>>26493868
>-A literal sorceress turning the Federal Reserve Board of Governors into pigs
Extremely bullish

>> No.26493962

>>26493894
How is a cinema going to spike while COVID is ravaging America?

>> No.26493976

>>26493620
Dark pools aren't magic
they're basically just an exchange without level 2

>> No.26493986

Did anyone buy Gregory Mannarino's ebook?

>> No.26493991

>>26493798
At best you will get a very slow drip of state legislatures investigating "irregularities" but after the capital stuff I think you're gonna see a bunch of GOP lawmakers who said anything about fraud get ejected and censured and the media will not cover any of it and you will be asked to vote for Liz Cheney or Jeb in 2024 and when they lose they will blame Trump.
Trump will be assraped by SDNY.

>> No.26493992

UUUU holder here I never followed up in a previous thread but I bought before the Biden admin positive that a Trump admin would start lifting regulations on Nuclear and providing more subsidies. I understand its a long hold but is it worth missing out on all the volatility assuming it does play out as one of the original shills said it could cap at $20 a share.

>> No.26494014

>>26492483
they probably will keep a low profile to avoid arousing regulatory problems. They just lost menthol cigarettes in california so I'm not sure how that will affect them.

>> No.26494030

>>26492675
Damn it asanagi
>>26492617
Thank you for the normie news update. Is this really what people are saying? How aware are they of the new shortbusting phenomenon?
>>26492139
>I fucking love science!!!!

>> No.26494029

>>26493992
Biden seems nuke friendly as well. Maybe divest some of it if you thiink there are better short term opportunities

>> No.26494036

>>26493962
>ravaging
>99.9% survival rate
Corona is a meme

>> No.26494043

>>26493619
>The Fed not stepping in if interest rates go above 1% for too long
>Congress failing to pass a stimulus and/or letting eviction moratoriums expire
>Biden admin creates new regulations and/or taxes

I could go on. All will be short term though, at the end of the day the US has no choice but to print more money so you are in the clear as long as you don't use margin.

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>>26493992

>> No.26494048

AMC CALLS

>> No.26494054

>>26493962
in my dreams it will

>> No.26494065

>>26493858
Buy something nice when you win.

>> No.26494089

i was one of the first to post amc hype , glad to see we started a wave

>> No.26494095

>>26494014
That law is already on hold and will be on the ballot in June. Literally no one is in favor of it. Should they ban flavored vodka too? It's fucking retarded. If they want to ban smokes ban smokes if they want to ban vaping ban vaping this half assed shit is retarded

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>>26493798
>>26493873
Ngmi

>> No.26494112

Poorfag here. Question sirs: if I all in my $800 on GME can I make enough to buy an ARKK call for Jan 2022?

>> No.26494113

>>26493075
>>26492995
>>26492910
>>26492968
>>26492979
T1 is good news, don't listen to the FUD.

>> No.26494128

>>26494014
Thanks for the info.

>> No.26494138

>>26494036
> average age of death is still 4 years above average life expectancy for people who live to 50

>> No.26494142

>>26493859
Then can human emotions be anticipated with Fibonacci sequences?

>> No.26494145

>>26493991
There will be a serious third party contender to the GOP in 2024 and the repubs will get eviscerated. I estimate 70% of their voters will defect to the new third party if it gets a Trump endorsement and that will be the end of the GOP.

>> No.26494174

>>26494106
le epic bait. yes everyone must hate Trump for no reason

>> No.26494193

>>26492681
hell yea mothafucka. probably closer to .50 but i'll take it.

>> No.26494196

>>26494089
You didn’t start shit AMC has been thrown around all last year I really hope you have a ton of money on it though

>> No.26494202

>>26493619
commercial real estate collapse.

>>26494095
it's already a thing in europe and I think there was a corresponding dip in share price when that was announced.

>>26494128
No problem. If you want more exposure to human misery you should consider KELYA, it's a great play if you think that human trafficking is going to explode in the next decade. Analysts already have it looking between 10-20% next year.

>> No.26494212

>>26494145
> 3rd party with no social media corporate sponsors and supporters getting beaten to death on the streets
have fun with that

>> No.26494218

baked
>>26494211
>>26494211
>>26494211

>> No.26494319

>>26493796
His account got unlocked then he just gambled on weeklies and kept losing. Sold a day before the spike to $40

>> No.26494354

>>26494036
My brother caught it this week and gave it to me other than not being able to work out for 3 day I was fine

>> No.26494392

>>26494319
So they actually did him a favor by locking his account

>> No.26494731

>>26493652
It’s a short squeeze.
It may hit $100, but as soon as there’s enough sellers to level out the pressure from short sellers getting liquidated, it’ll start to plummet back to a realistic value

>> No.26495047

>>26493262

amc or amcx

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Is this call option a good one?

Plz no bully

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>>26493586
>>26493598