Serious help for starters

[Anonymous No.26471900]

Sup friends.
I know there are many newbie threads around this days, but as most of them are answered by screeching cultists, ill try my own.
So, in the last few weeks i started to look into crypto, but the more i learn the less i know. So concrete question: i will put 500 euros in the game, what should i do with that. I know this wont get me to the moon, but i want to learn this shit and make profits in the next years.
I belong to the autist creed, i dont really care for that bit of money, but i would like to work my way up to some grands, that i can play the game in earnest.
I am a slow learner, but it wouls be great for some of you to give me some help!