/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26436437]

Lets keep the xenophobia and sexism at a minimum edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

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[Anonymous No.26436488]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.26436505]

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l3nmk8/wtf_is_going_on_with_nok_leaps_maybe_something/

who of you is shilling NOK on wsb

[Anonymous No.26436507]

I hate xenos and love sex so much you could call me a sexist

[Anonymous No.26436511]

First for fuck CLF and fat retarded trannys

[Anonymous No.26436518]

Here’s your aryan tradwife bro

You must have at least a seven figure portfolio for her to be interested though

[Anonymous No.26436528]

>>26436437
so GME is probably pumping again this week huh?

[Anonymous No.26436530]

they bought Brackberry? Pump it

[Anonymous No.26436541]

can't wait to wake up tomorrow and browse this comfy russian babuška carving forum

[Anonymous No.26436543]

>>26436505
my friend has been holding nok bags since the summer pump. gotta help him out

[Anonymous No.26436546]

>>26436437
I’m buying CLF, UWMC, and BBBY calls Monday and I don’t give a fuck what any mongoloid nigger tranny lover has to say about it.
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.26436559]

If you're not in PLTR already you have 10 seconds to explain why you hate money so much.

[Anonymous No.26436569]

>>26436505
NOK has been shilled hard on /smg/ and reddit the past 2 weeks
Not surprising

[Anonymous No.26436573]

>>26436530
Lost money on weeklies? Buy more

[Anonymous No.26436574]

where my TOOT TOOT niggers at?

[Anonymous No.26436585]

>>26436518
Lmao @ the background note, must be a cursed town

[Anonymous No.26436590]

first for TR

[Anonymous No.26436592]

TR is now trending on Stocktwits, fucking seriously? Is it already happening? I'm pretty sure it WASN'T trending before anon made the meme post a few hours ago

[Anonymous No.26436602]

>>26436502
Yeah, usually this would be outstanding outcome in a year, but this month there were so many pumps it was easy. Or maybe I was just lucky?

[Anonymous No.26436619]

So has anything like GME happened in history? And by that, I mean community driven fucking over of big hedge funders? Reddit seems to keep spouting the message of "this time the little man gets to make some money". Are there other examples in history of shit like this spreading like wild fire?
I'm just curious if shit like the SEC are going to have to start fucking over social media type stuff for mass stock market manipulation.

[Anonymous No.26436628]

>>26436592
Kek I think it was first posted yesterday I’m glad it’s spreading

[Anonymous No.26436638]

BB have a chance to shoot up? It not too late to join in on monday to rake in some shares?

[Anonymous No.26436667]

Okay, continuing leaf tax discussion. So theoretically, let's say I make $500K capital gains. $250K of that is tax free, while the other $250K would be taxed at the highest margin, that being 33%, or $82.5K. So that would leave me with $417.5K of my gains right? Am I missing things?

[Anonymous No.26436669]

>>26436592
Memes are influencing reality, I want my giant robot before I die damnit

[Anonymous No.26436671]

>>26436619
Who is SEC going to go after? millions of retards pumping stock with stimulus money?

[Anonymous No.26436680]

>>26436638
Considering it's number 2 to GME, buy now

[Anonymous No.26436683]

VALE gang are you selling or holding?
I have April/June Calls, but they are bleeding

[Anonymous No.26436701]

>>26436671
I don't think they really can do anything. But I'm curious if they'll put something in place in the future to prevent stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.26436716]

>>26436437
every fucking time there a new thread

Anime fucking sucks and there are no good shows anymore

[Anonymous No.26436732]

>>26436619
SEC can't do anything
It's a public forum and no one is 'coordinating' this
People are just retards and want to make money

[Anonymous No.26436740]

>>26436701
>put something in place in the future to prevent stuff like this.
Like what? There's nothing they can do lol

[Anonymous No.26436745]

>>26436585
I love Californian forests but there's a reason I will never buy a house there

[Anonymous No.26436750]

>>26436683
I sold for a loss. I couldn‘t stand it anymore

[Anonymous No.26436757]

>>26436683
first tell me what your strategy/expectation with VALE was when you first bought.

[Anonymous No.26436765]

>>26436437
We LOVE Ginko here!

[Anonymous No.26436766]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitards/

What steel company do we invest in?

[Anonymous No.26436776]

>>26436701
Options license

[Anonymous No.26436778]

>>26436437
>xenophobia

[Anonymous No.26436782]

>>26436671
we are getting our unrealized gains tax soon as well as every mile we drive, im not even kidding

[Anonymous No.26436792]

>>26436732
>>26436740
So my other question is, do you think more shit like GME is going to start happening? Or was this a "all stars aligning" situation that won't happen any time in the near future.
I'm not one to listen into everything /smg/ or wsb has to say, but it's curious if meme stocks become the future.

[Anonymous No.26436824]

>>26436766
VALE or X

[Anonymous No.26436847]

>>26436766
>REFR at 4.20 averaged up to 4.30

[Anonymous No.26436874]

>>26436592
Are we seriously doing the Tootsie Roll play?

[Anonymous No.26436876]

I basically am now sitting around waiting for at least a month. No marqeta IPO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE
Also, have to wait until mid to late Feb to buy AMRS puts for their earnings (I'll go long if they stop fucking up, that market cap LOL)

[Anonymous No.26436882]

>>26436766
Never give up CLF tranny. Your spam is annoying, but your fortidue in search of financial freedom is inspiring.

[Anonymous No.26436883]

Good evening, I want to thank BCRX Shill!

[Anonymous No.26436888]

Is there any reason to look at P/E ratio instead of P/S?

Any reason at all?

[Anonymous No.26436889]

What % of Netflix would I need to own to get them to continue pushing out material that tells men to kill themselves because of their extreme inadequacy?

Do they have a normal share structure, or does Dorsey have special founder-class shares?

>>26436184 #
why do you care?

if you're not in the top 10% of penises, any woman is just going to be wishing you were someone else

>If you have a small penis, you should kill yourself. It’s an honor killing! It’s good! I feel like this is what Goldilocks was originally about. And then they were like, “No, we’re not gonna be able to read this to children.” “Even in Germany?” “Yeah.” “All right, ‘porridge,’ but you get it.” And I know, I know I just said a very mean thing. I said men with small penises should kill themselves, and that’s a really mean thing to say. It’s also a very funny thing to say, ’cause no man with a small penis can ever get mad at me for that without immediately revealing himself. And it’s crazy because we really only talk about big penises and little penises. We don’t talk about what I think is the worst penis out there, the skinny penis
>MICHELLE WOLF: JOKE SHOW (2019)

[Anonymous No.26436909]

>>26436792
If shit like this keeps happening, then congress may pass laws that require some sort of certification/minimum net worth in order to invest in individual stocks (relegating most of retail into ETFs and Mutual Funds only). They'd do this to "protect individual investors" from the evils of wsb, but we really know why this would happen.

[Anonymous No.26436940]

>>26436909
>B-B-B-BUT THINK ABOUT THE HEDGE FUNDS LOSING BILLIONS
Still can't believe people like this exist on the fucking planet.

[Anonymous No.26436941]

>>26436488
where is this from

[Anonymous No.26436946]

>>26436437
My grandma left me 16k of mcdonalds stock
no joke
Should I leave it alone or put it into something else

[Anonymous No.26437005]

>>26436888
All I look at is /smg/, stocktwits and charts nowadays. Value based trading is thing of a past, today memes are leading the way.
Here is a video that is playing in stock trading museum right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rsvF56P764

[Anonymous No.26437007]

>>26436946
Put at least half of it in a safe ETF and don't touch it for several years, gamble options with the rest

[Anonymous No.26437017]

>>26436888
checked. real chads use PEG ratio.

[Anonymous No.26437019]

Lum

[Anonymous No.26437023]

>>26437007
fuck you loser

[Anonymous No.26437031]

>>26436946
Half it and join the NOK TRAIN

[Real deal No.26437036]

(HUGE) Will be huge in 2021! Went with 7/16 $5 calls. Phase 2 Trial of FSD201 for the treatment of hospitalized patients with COVID-19. I’m betting that the test results will be positive because Palmitoylethanolamide (PEA) has shown very positive results in past studies. marketcap only 40 million
Yes that’s right

[Anonymous No.26437040]

>>26436889
> unfunny whore says whore things

[Anonymous No.26437048]

>>26436946
Sell 1k worth to play with and leave the rest

[Anonymous No.26437051]

>>26436946
Considering the bubble is supposed to burst soon, I would sell.

[Anonymous No.26437076]

>>26436946
>>26437007
And by safe ETFs he means SOXL and TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.26437082]

Student debt Bros, we are going to make it

[Anonymous No.26437085]

>>26436592
I'm laughing but both out of amusement at the sheer power of weaponized autism and over my despair of it.

TOOT TOOT is the new HONK HONK.

[Anonymous No.26437095]

>>26436528
Yes.

[Anonymous No.26437102]

how the fuck is BNGO still going up? I almost want to get in but it seems like it could tank at any minute

[Anonymous No.26437106]

>Ctrl+F for AZN
>Not a single hit
You guys have no SOUL! Here's a company that is single handedly trying to vaccinate the world for free and you guys aren't supporting it? You aren't gonna INVEST in it! How dare you, you monsters!

[Anonymous No.26437117]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>26436488

[Anonymous No.26437124]

>>26437036
corona virus is fake

[Anonymous No.26437129]

>>26437106
>invest into a company giving shit away for free
That sounds dumb.

[Anonymous No.26437141]

>>26436946
Never ducking sell idiot

[Anonymous No.26437156]

>>26437023
Okay? Playing options in market with this volatility you could make it by years end, if you lose it that's why you left the rest in a safe ETF that will leave you with more than $16K in a few years.

[Anonymous No.26437164]

>>26436592
NAK trending on NAK StockTwits? The NAK algos are reading our NAK /smg/ posts? NAK thanks just bought more NAK.

[Anonymous No.26437171]

>>26437106
>azn
>asian
No thanks, insects dusgust me.

[Anonymous No.26437175]

>>26436716
>Missed out on interspecies reviewers
>Mised out on prison school
>Missed out on Kaguya sama
>Missing out on konosuba
>Missing out on Kobayashi maid dragon
>Missing out on yuru camp

Whatever trash you think is deep and refined you're missing out on these objectively better picks.

[Real deal No.26437183]

>>26437124
Yeah but the pump to $25 will be real

[Anonymous No.26437186]

>>26436888
Based big man completely BTFO'd this fake acting amateur

[Anonymous No.26437189]

>>26437051
>Considering the bubble is supposed to burst soon,
That's been said constantly for years now...

[Anonymous No.26437200]

>>26436592
Behold, the power of autism.

[Anonymous No.26437207]

The SEC is monitoring this board, and SMG in particular.

[Anonymous No.26437211]

February will be fun

[Anonymous No.26437232]

>>26437171
Then you should stop investing in any large cap stock that’s made money. In fact just buy Boeing and Kraft.

[Anonymous No.26437234]

>>26437164
MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR MLR

[Anonymous No.26437253]

>>26437040
She’s saying regular woman things
Regular women have sexual preferences

[Anonymous No.26437261]

>>26436592
TR has been posted since friday afternoon

[Anonymous No.26437262]

>>26436874
you bet your ass it's happening. load up while you still can.

[Anonymous No.26437268]

>>26436518
At least he's white.

[Anonymous No.26437288]

>>26437211
bought my first options on this. i are a dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.26437289]

So as I understand it (((janet))) is gunning for bitcoin. The price has been dropping since. But then, it was dropping from a high anyways. So, humor a retard here: let's say it tanks lower, what do I have to do to get in on this?
>get a wallet (?)
>buy from an exchange
>download fourhundred pinkwojackpeeingblood.png's
What am I missing here?

Also, what are the chances anything serious happens to BTC?

[Anonymous No.26437290]

>>26437207
I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets I'm influencing the markets :)

[Anonymous No.26437293]

>>26437189
That's why I said supposed. Clown market might go one for a while longer.

[Anonymous No.26437295]

I'm losing track, it is too many memes now. Also I am afraid to put money in any.

[Anonymous No.26437296]

>>26436437
no longer do i want to wageslave

[Anonymous No.26437319]

Are we going to see gme mooning on Monday?

[Anonymous No.26437323]

These threads used to be more comfy. Now I'm seeing more indian cunt spammers with terrible english trying to sell their bags. Lots of newfaggits, lots of crypto cunts and a wave of redditfugees.

[Anonymous No.26437326]

>>26437261
TR Pays Divvies too, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.26437348]

>>26437207
Hi SEC, why don't you stop jews from profiting off of corruption and human misery, is it because you're also jews? Also fuck jews

[Anonymous No.26437355]

>>26437232
Oh i dont care if I profit off of chink slave labor, i just dont want to be reminded of yellow gremlins every time I check my portfolio

[Anonymous No.26437357]

>>26436740
>Options are too dangerous for normies and require you to be an accredited investor with a minimum net worth of 10M, also you can only make 5 trades per week (even shares) and are limited to a maximum gain of 3% daily inflation
Nothing personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.26437371]

I bought five 5c 2/19 NOK calls

[Anonymous No.26437384]

>>26436778
This, who's baking these threads? Probably a tranny nigger.

[Anonymous No.26437386]

>>26437323
pajeet shill shilled crbp and it jumped like 30%
I'll give his boiler room a chance to make me money

[Anonymous No.26437402]

>>26437371
4/16 myself la

[Anonymous No.26437407]

>>26436941
>zoomers don't know about static x
>>26437106
I'll never buy British stocks. simple as
>>26437289
>/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26437413]

>>26437323
What a disgusting cunt. Don't post more of her, whatever you do.

[Anonymous No.26437421]

>>26437386
>he thinks CRBP is done.
Oh no no no, our jo crystals aren't even 30% charged yet.

[Anonymous No.26437424]

>>26437326
We should pump XOM, XOM to the moon. 10x'ing while getting the fat divy.

[Anonymous No.26437428]

>>26437207
Make sure you take the advice from the SEC in regards to red flags commonly seen on social media!
https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/general-resources/news-alerts/alerts-bulletins/investor-alerts/updated-1

[Anonymous No.26437478]

>>26437293
So you'd sell McDonald's stocks, which are way less overbought than tech, and also give dividends, because the market MIGHT crash?
Enjoy working at McDonald's instead of owning it.

[Anonymous No.26437487]

>Lets keep the xenophobia and sexism at a minimum edition
I AM NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF FEMALES OR BLACK PEOPLE .

[Anonymous No.26437491]

>>26437323
thanks for the addition to my coomer clickbait folder

[Anonymous No.26437492]

>>26437326
how does that work?
i buy shares and every 3 months i get? a check from TR?

[Anonymous No.26437495]

Nak have potential?

[Anonymous No.26437498]

>there's six different GME threads on /biz/ right now

[Anonymous No.26437521]

>>26437207

Can the SEC make CLF go to $50? Thanks

[Anonymous No.26437522]

>>26437492
You get free Tootsie rolls in the mail each quarter.

[Anonymous No.26437537]

>>26436889
>What % of Netflix would I need to own to get them to continue pushing out material that tells men to kill themselves because of their extreme inadequacy?
Zero?
Kikes gonna kike

[Anonymous No.26437551]

>>26437207
I hope they like anime and despair

>>26437323
This girl has impressed me with her ability to go from plain-jane to e-thot with a little makeup and costuming.
>>26437413
very clever...

[Anonymous No.26437552]

>>26437386
>>26437421
CRBP gang rise up
See you at $4.50 this week

[Anonymous No.26437557]

>>26437296
read dai dark faggot

[Anonymous No.26437565]

>>26437498
Yeah, redd*t niggers are doing their best it seems. If they are this desperate then I'm glad I don't hold it. Next week will probably be bloodbath before it pumps again.

[Anonymous No.26437597]

>>26437211
My man

[Anonymous No.26437598]

>>26437498
Even my wow addicted boomer friends are talking about it and how they missed it but they're on the 'BB hype train' now, something terrible is about to happen

[Anonymous No.26437600]

How the fuck can people say that fundamentals matter when companies with minuscule P/E ratios ROUTINELY crab for years?

Why should I not just buy TQQQ? You can buy an "undervalued" company but you have no control over whether the market will ever decide to value it higher. How is due diligence not a waste of my time?

[Anonymous No.26437601]

>>26437323
I like this thot sugar fairy

[Anonymous No.26437617]

>>26437552
Shut up milkbreath

[Anonymous No.26437659]

>>26437211
Go back

[Anonymous No.26437676]

>>26437557
idk the context but sure i'll read a couple chapters tonight

[Anonymous No.26437696]

>>26437207
Nigger

[Anonymous No.26437702]

>>26437598
It does feel a bit, euphoria, I've had three random different people ask me about GME today.... If this was Bitcoin I'd take that as a sell signal, not sure how to process it right now because clown market.

[Anonymous No.26437718]

>>26437600
It is a waste of your time, park 80-90% of your money in indexes and the rest in meme moonshots

[Anonymous No.26437734]

>>26437598
>>26437565
We're in a twilight zone where retail is going full bore into GME, 115 strike calls just opened, and the big shorts still haven't covered.

TWEET, COHEN. WE NEED A TWEET. JUST ONE, GIVE US A PEANUT, PLEASE COHEN.

[Anonymous No.26437752]

Even traders are going to notice, during the coming 4 years, as third worlders become more relatively numerous and the population gets dumber and more unhappy with diversity, that america is dying and doomed to wither away. Bears are going to win in the end.

[Anonymous No.26437769]

>>26437600
It is. Buy TQQQ, get out if VIX spikes. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.26437772]

>>26436592
Someones got to print the fucking money and Biden is dragging ass we got to print our own stimmy.

[Anonymous No.26437796]

>>26436716
SNK
Yuru camp
non non biyori
Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi
cells at work
cells at work blacked

[Anonymous No.26437844]

>>26437752
>bobo celebrates finally having four figures again in the ruins of american zimbabwe
>mumu makes sick gains on the martian stock exchange, no earthers allowed
take the final white flight pill

[Anonymous No.26437847]

>>26437522
perfect money and food

[Anonymous No.26437851]

>>26437752
>Long term projections in chaotic systems
Smoothbrain.

[Anonymous No.26437858]

>>26437659
Uh... Go back? Where???

[Anonymous No.26437860]

>>26437117
>I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...
Always wanted a Verve Pipe one.

[Anonymous No.26437896]

>>26437676
pretty sure you will like it if you have read doro

[Anonymous No.26437908]

>>26437522
wait, is this true? I ask because some companies actually do have shareholder perks like goody boxes or whatever if you hold enough shares, I could totally see them paying dividends in tootsie rolls

[Anonymous No.26437928]

>>26437600
I think most value investors acknowledge that it can take months or even years for the market to see and take action on an undervalue stock. A low P/E isn't the only factor when growth potential is far more important. With the wait, thats why dividends are considered important too, since you can comfortably sit on it, reinvest the divies, and wait for it to appreciate.

[Anonymous No.26437938]

>>26437851
>just keep import third worlders and don't have kids lmao
>it doesn't matter that china will have 20 iq points more

[Anonymous No.26437939]

>>26437734
Retail already split into other stuff, namely BB, TR, PLTR, EXPR and KTOS. GME is in shambles in my opinion and everything above I expect to drop on Monday and then jump back depending which keeps growing. My quick swing fingers are ready.

[Anonymous No.26437954]

>>26437734
I'm surprised it was that low. I expected at least 150 strikes to be the highest due to the risk of doubling again to the market makers.

[Anonymous No.26437971]

>>26437908
No of course it's not true jfc. You can use the dividend payment to buy actual tootsie rolls though.

[Anonymous No.26437974]

GME or BBBY?

What do I buy, senpaitachi?

[Anonymous No.26437998]

>top 2 stock holdings in my portfolio are TSM and NTDOY
>found out that Cathie is continually accumulating both with current valuations
oh cool
i also chose Suncor as my oil recovery play (crude oil prices are up) because Buffett chose it

will i make it

[Anonymous No.26438001]

>>26437600
how can people say fundamentals don't matter when the highest returning meme stock of 2021 was a deep value play that turned into a short squeeze

>>26437939
>KTOS
INCREDIBLY based

[Anonymous No.26438014]

>>26437974
BB

[Anonymous No.26438021]

"Mr. Owl, how many shills will it take to moon $TR to $100?"

[Anonymous No.26438027]

>>26436518
Why would she shoot herself in the foot like that?

[Anonymous No.26438029]

>>26437954
wouldnt people buying tons of extremely cheap OTM calls force MMs to delta hedge with tons of shares and force the price even higher?

[Anonymous No.26438033]

>>26437974
What’s the context of this based picture?

[Anonymous No.26438039]

>>26437844
>take the white flight pill
I have. I'm going to china this quarter. I'm just saying that long-term investment in america is foolish at this point.

[Anonymous No.26438052]

I might buy some WEN monday. Stock is down with loads of upside plus it pays a divvy. Also I like the food.

[Anonymous No.26438059]

>>26436437
Im in deep in GHIV/UWMC and feeling stupid I fucking hate mortgage companies.

Im all in on space memes

[Anonymous No.26438065]

>>26437858
Reddit faggot detected. Please kys

[Anonymous No.26438069]

>>26438021
One
Two
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.26438072]

>>26437600
Value stocks stay under-valued as long as growth stocks growing gives more returns than value stocks realizing their intrinsic value. My plan for the growth bubble popping is to go 100% KR until they have a P/E ratio of at least 15.

[Anonymous No.26438084]

>>26438001
That merely proves the point, as it needed to be heavily shilled before anyone took notice

There are tons of undervalued stocks out there, and you can only have a couple memes

[Anonymous No.26438099]

So now that meme stocks are the only thing worth investing in, what's a stock with a really funny ticker name?
I just want to invest in something that would be really funny because I assume that means it'll be successful.

[Anonymous No.26438102]

>>26438059
vgac homie

[Anonymous No.26438124]

>>26438039
Based. I'm thinking Philippines to colonize some cheap brown puss

[Anonymous No.26438130]

>>26438059
Read the latest articles and feel better fren

[Anonymous No.26438131]

>>26437938
USAF still has 10,000 nukes, more than enough to enforce AAPLs ip, a melt up is far more likely than a melt down. Bobo always loses.

[Anonymous No.26438142]

How long is the "Biden honeymoon" going to last? The media printed nothing but bad news for the past 4 years, and is finally giving the zombies "good news." It's like they are finally getting their "fix."

How long until the zombies realize they don't actually like Biden?

[Anonymous No.26438146]

>>26438099
GHIV but you missed that boat, plenty of bagholders here though.

[Anonymous No.26438147]

>>26438099
NOK NOK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

[Anonymous No.26438155]

>>26436559
Ill do it ill do it I just need this 800 to come through on the 30th

[Anonymous No.26438174]

>>26437617
Lol. You like when I say milkbreath. U like?

[Anonymous No.26438190]

>>26438099
It was memes all along. Think about it, how many companies pay dividends? If company doesn't pay them, they by buying its shares you're speculating that you will be able to sell them for better price to someone else. It's pure gambling, memes and manipulation for long time now. Add leverage to this and now you're gambling.

[Anonymous No.26438196]

>>26438072
>under-valued
are they really undervalued if they have a PE ratio of 10 and have no growth? I'd sooner take one with a PE ratio of 30+ that's actually growing

a "low" PE ratio of 10 is expensive as fuck imo for no growth, though that's prob why PEG ratio is a better indicator

[Anonymous No.26438206]

got 10k $FUSE warrants at 2.9c expecting a SPAC play with blockfi. Am I gonna make it bros?

[Anonymous No.26438208]

>>26438084
GME went from $4 to $30 entirely on fundamentals, GME is an established name in a growing industry with a clean balance sheet and new, twitter savvy leadership.

The shorts ignored all this until they started getting margin called, then WSB piled in and we got a bunch of back to back gamma squeezes.

[Anonymous No.26438223]

>>26437676

>busty anime girls

i'm not sure i can allow this

[Anonymous No.26438226]

>>26436546
Thats pretty fucking based

[Anonymous No.26438230]

>>26438174
It gives me an audible chuckle every time. The Cletus hits too close to home living in Georgia though.

[Anonymous No.26438260]

>>26438142
>How long until the zombies realize
If they were capable of independent thought they wouldn't be NPCs. They'll love Biden because CNN will tell them to love Biden.

[Anonymous No.26438267]

>>26437734
OG coomers know what will happen. Plebbit is just extra ammunition to the squeeze

[Anonymous No.26438269]

>>26437537
1997 GDP 1.6 Billion
2019 GDP 3.1 Billion

Since 1994 they tripled the money! The Jews won!

[Anonymous No.26438299]

>>26438142
It will continue until they have to begin defending Biden with hostility. Not FROM hostility, WITH hostility. They will slowly begin to lash out at every criticism lobbed his way until they collapse into a frenzied manic delirium. They will lash out like a cornered animal.

[Anonymous No.26438297]

Why are people saying bbby is a tempting market choice? Is there something i'm missing about them?

[Anonymous No.26438303]

>>26438190
>>26438099
Ehh I made so many error sorry mate, I'm drunk as fuck right now. It's time to unplug the keyboard and enjoy the evening I guess.

[Anonymous No.26438315]

>>26438267
Would GME have squeezed as hard without the retards from reddit?

[Anonymous No.26438326]

>>26438269
1994 861 million

[Anonymous No.26438335]

>>26438208
>GME went from $4 to $30 entirely on fundamentals
Hardly. Their business model hasn't changed. They were undervalued before, for years. The stock price went up because people pointed this out.

[Anonymous No.26438364]

>>26438230
The reason I say milkbreath is because it made my white friend laugh a ton a few years ago.

>The Cletus hits too close to home living in Georgia though.
Cletus isn't a real name is it?

[Anonymous No.26438365]

>>26438208
>Sir yes sir unfortunately we can only give you $2 in-store credit for your Cyberpunk PS5 game.
Fundamentals like antagonizing customer base?

[Anonymous No.26438370]

>>26438315
not at all but i probably wouldn't have sold if it was a more gradual squeeze
i took my profit on the $40 spike and ran away

[Anonymous No.26438377]

>>26438099
LULU
MOMO
BABA

what else could fit in this portfolio

[Anonymous No.26438388]

>>26438260

>If they were capable of independent thought they wouldn't be NPCs. They'll love Biden because CNN will tell them to love Biden.

Some of them will wake up. If he tanks the economy. They will try to blame Trump, but they will know in their hearts that Biden is a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.26438395]

>>26438315
Yes, but it would have taken another couple months of Cohen laying out his roadmap and settling in as King Coom.

[Anonymous No.26438407]

Alright memelords. Michael Burry got into GME back in fucking April. He also is short TSLA. Are you just bandwagoning memelords or are you going to follow the autism man to the Big Short v2.0

[Anonymous No.26438411]

>>26438099
The jews always win, anon. IZRL is the play.

[Anonymous No.26438423]

>>26438377
BB

[Anonymous No.26438426]

>>26438130
yeah I've done a ton of DD and have an autistic friend who owns 5k shares of UWMC and texts me like 50 times a day on how great the company is. Still dont like the current price or being down 3000$ on my position Im holding but annoyed

[Anonymous No.26438456]

>>26438407
Shorting TSLA is as dangerous as shorting GME. Tesla shorts aren't necessarily wrong, but there's no brakes on Elon's rocket.

[Anonymous No.26438460]

>>26438377
TR

[Anonymous No.26438477]

>>26437752
This person is a retard. The S&P 500 will NEVER go down. We will continue to grow until the heat death of the universe. America will do whatever it takes to keep its economy expanding, including but not limited to nuking all other countries on earth and colonizing other planets

[Anonymous No.26438489]

will AMRS go up?
My instinct says yes.

[Anonymous No.26438499]

>>26438364
Yes. There are people I've met named Cletus. But I have a small business selling homemade jams, so most Cletii I've met are farmers or farm hands.

[Anonymous No.26438514]

The problem with undervalued stocks is that if no one wants to buy them they just stay undervalued and might never take off. Meanwhile mems pump hard.

[Anonymous No.26438515]

>>26438142
well theres a few that regret thier votes and its pretty funny
>bans fracking, lol
>increases cost of insulin
>bans oil exploration on fed lands
>no stimy

theres a few libs seething its pretty funny

[Anonymous No.26438518]

how high is AMD going on earnings on tuesday?

[Anonymous No.26438530]

>>26438196
By definition a growth bubble popping would mean we've reached diminishing returns on growth and share prices are no longer justified by future earnings potential so the shareholders are over-paying based on P/E and would put their dollars somewhere where they get more value per share, a boring stock with 10 P/E and a 2% dividend yield vs a stock with 30 P/E with the next 5 years of earnings priced in and no more ways to grow.

[Anonymous No.26438544]

>>26438407
i would never touch TSLA but even i can see why shorting TSLA is retarded unless Elon Musk is gone for some reason
Elon can just keep doing stock offerrings and eventually TSLA will intrinsically be worth hundreds of billions from all their cash and assets

[Anonymous No.26438548]

>>26438299

my dad thinks the media will eventually turn on Biden. maybe to get Kamala in? let's face it, Biden is going to do some retarded bullshit and the job market and the economy will go to shit.

when does the media turn on him?

[Anonymous No.26438572]

>>26437537
Explain how this is also the Jews, and not sexual market forces in a cursed world

[Anonymous No.26438583]

>>26438206
probably

[Anonymous No.26438587]

>>26438142
Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize for not being Bush.

[Anonymous No.26438597]

>>26438456
>>26438544
>not wanting the movie rights to your story in The Big Short 2
Bandwagoners.

[Anonymous No.26438600]

>>26438548
They already have. I've seen retarded articles about his fucking rolex during the inauguration as if Trump didn't literally have a toilet made out of gold the last 4 years.

[Anonymous No.26438621]

>>26438572
Jews increase rate of MtF trannies. 41% kill themselves. Male suicide rate increases.
>checkmate kike

[Anonymous No.26438625]

>>26437537
>San Francisco fucks over the rest of the state
>Now LA is mostly mexican
Every time

[Anonymous No.26438630]

>>26438142
The Obama honeymoon never ended either anon. Fast and Furious, Syria, using the IRS against journalists, etc, all go over their heads.

[Anonymous No.26438636]

>>26438477
>nuking everybody and world domination
>colonizing mars
>the united states of mutts is going to be the top dog forever
kek at the delusion

[Anonymous No.26438638]

>>26438388
well we are 4 days in and -200k jobs on exec orders so pretty sure hes on track

[Anonymous No.26438652]

>>26438142
>>26438600
Look around the world, find me the democratically elected leaders that don’t look like they’re on the verge of being replaced.

[Anonymous No.26438654]

>>26438499
So do you meet very "salt of the earth", kind farmers who sell you the requisite fruits for selling those jams? What are the vendors / businesses you have to deal with like in the farmlands of Goooorjah

[Anonymous No.26438664]

>>26438426
Also bagholding but I am confident we will be around $15 by the time earnings. If it’s true that the company might be added to indices we are fucking golden. I bought it thinking it was going to be a short play but now I kind of see that the money is a few weeks out. Loading up on calls.

[Anonymous No.26438672]

>>26438142
What does this have to do with stocks?

[Anonymous No.26438675]

>>26438518
hopefully 105+

[Anonymous No.26438694]

>>26438587
To this day I seethe like a nigger about that peace prize

[Anonymous No.26438710]

>>26438672

i'm predicting a massive bear market the next 3 years.

[Anonymous No.26438725]

I have $7,000 CAD saved up in my bank account. Should I just buy pic related $BLK and just don't look at it.

[Anonymous No.26438732]

>>26438694
hey man, for a nigerian overlord he was very peaceful you know.

[Anonymous No.26438740]

>>26438638
Daily reminder the market is such a clowny piece of shit Biden can easily justify taxing it more so it regulates it and Big Tech gets their stocks to move again.

[Anonymous No.26438743]

Is TWTR actually dying or is it just boomers upset about Trump getting kicked off

[Anonymous No.26438758]

>>26438587

he got it his first few weeks in office for being black.

[Anonymous No.26438761]

>>26437211
I’ve been screaming this from the roof tops for 3 days now. It’s probably already too late to get in on options but I gave 3 days of opportunity.

[Anonymous No.26438776]

>>26438710
Now.

[Anonymous No.26438792]

>>26438740

how do high taxes get Big Tech stocks to pump?

[Anonymous No.26438795]

>>26438743
Angry Qoomers that bought TWTR puts last week got obliterated.

[Anonymous No.26438809]

>>26438664
yeah they should blow earning out of the water but at this point im not even sure it will help, I was also thinking it would be a short play but I am fairly convinced it could got to 20 by march

[Anonymous No.26438818]

>>26438725
They are pretty sexy, all of the worlds best traders work there and they basically control the entire US bond market.

[Anonymous No.26438832]

>>26438743
he was the only thing keeping their platform relevant since 2015.

[Anonymous No.26438834]

>>26438743

I honestly don't think Twitter is really a business. It is just a place to distribute "information." If the elite control what information is being released, why would they care if the "business" makes any money at all?

[Anonymous No.26438844]

>>26438725
yeah but that's boring, you can probably get more gains just buying LEAPs on it or other safe shit so you can 5x your money in 2 years even if the underlying only goes 2x or something. $7K is probably something you can risk and recover from if a black swan event does happen

yes you can buy options in a TFSA if you didn't already know

[Anonymous No.26438846]

>>26438654
Yeah I source all my fruit from a company that gets all Georgia grown organic fruit (where they can) and then I make a bunch of jam and go to festivals and give out samples and sell the jam.

I see all sorts of weird ass people at these festivals and not even joking my sugar free jam sells the best because of all the diabetics.

[Anonymous No.26438863]

>>26438725
Wealthsimple is bad, but if you're going to use it for "not looking at it" you should find a CAD denominated S&P500 ETF.

[Anonymous No.26438895]

>>26438776

>I'm predicting a bear market
>some guy doesn't bother to even counter my point, and just accuses me of "not taking my meds."

do you get paid to post here? or do you just not have any arguments?????

[Anonymous No.26438909]

>>26438761
Sorry man I’ve been real busy
What’d I miss?

[Anonymous No.26438922]

>>26437319
im gona yolo a 75c for friday

[Anonymous No.26438986]

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

[Anonymous No.26438997]

>>26438846
So are the farmers you interact with fine? It is the freakshows at these festivals who are odd?
And when you say "festivals" do you mean the epic white girl doing molly with her frat bro chad boyfriend at an EDM concert festival or do you mean the Ameriburger festivals where they sell things like fried butter and such and have carnies?

What kind of obese Amerisharts do you meet there?

[Anonymous No.26439000]

I am going all in on gme at open Monday

[Anonymous No.26439054]

>>26438986
I bought 10 shares for lulz. I expect to get back $1000 or I'll make sure France closes all borders with british cunts.

[Anonymous No.26439057]

So I've only ever put money into ETFs year over year. If I was to sell a particular ETF on Vanguard so that I could buy more GME, would that money be available to buy GME right away on open? Or is there a cooldown period before the money would be available for me to spend?

[Anonymous No.26439061]

>>26438986
I DID MATE. ALL IT DOES IS FACKIN CRAB DOWNWARDS.

[Anonymous No.26439063]

>>26438743
>Twitter dying
You have to be delusional to believe that Twitter would die. Social media are natural monopolies that operate from the draw of having the largest audience. There's no equivalent to Twitter that's anywhere close to its size.

[Anonymous No.26439066]

>>26437424
I don't think we'll be able to meme a fat boomer oil company anon
I know you think scarce oil will pump it, but not if Biden makes it more scare with an carbon tax or something like that

[Anonymous No.26439104]

>>26438426
thinking about buyin a bunch of 2/19 calls based on early reports of good earnings coming out next week

[Anonymous No.26439119]

>tfw I sold 25k worth of RYCEY to some redditor for 2.53 a share

[Anonymous No.26439120]

>>26439063

congress will probably outlaw anything that threatens twitter as a company. Parler was already destroyed in less than a week.

[Anonymous No.26439128]

>>26438909
Some stock that got shilled on reddit. If I remember correctly there‘s going to be a catalyst next week? Analysts like it. The DD I saw looked compelling. Maybe someone has a link

[Anonymous No.26439129]

>There is a gap in the market structure so that if millions of retails buy Januray 29 GME 60C on January 25 2021, there is a high probability of both an infinite gamma and short squeeze. This has never happened in financial history. And should millions of retail buy the January 29 GME60C 2021, the losses for MM but profits for retail will be massive. Retails could see 100000% return on their weekly GME Januray 29 call options at the highest strike price.

GME getting scary and I get serious FOMO

[Anonymous No.26439133]

>>26438630
they probably rationalize it. "heh, IRS targeting REPUBLICANS? GOOD! never liked those bigots anyways, get what they deserve!" or something

[Anonymous No.26439137]

I want to find a new spac that’s 10 dollars a share and buy 4000 shares

[Anonymous No.26439138]

>>26438863
VFV

[Anonymous No.26439141]

I have 1k in TQQQ, 1k QQQ, 2k VOOG. I just want this money to grow, Im not to scared of risk for this money. what do I buy? This slow shit is boring over the past year, even though I've had nice 30% gains.

[Anonymous No.26439166]

>>26439129
do MMs have the balls to have higher strikes available?

[Anonymous No.26439180]

>>26436559
I only have so much liquidity and I am using it on plays which I hope will yield me gains over a shorter term.

[Anonymous No.26439187]

>>26439120
Congress doesn't have to pass shit. Amazon isn't interested in making a Twitter equivalent.

[Anonymous No.26439188]

>>26438986
>tfw i actually made about 80 bucks off rycey

I'm going to try to cold call Goldman Sachs and tell them they just hired the best damn investor their company will ever see

[Anonymous No.26439203]

>>26439137
same someone shill me i know it's saturday night we're all drunk give me some bags to hold

[Anonymous No.26439228]

>>26437357
I could see
>you can only own options on shares you own
or
>options are now range bound to calls maximum 10 dollars puts max 10 above or below their price
or
>each leg on a chain counts as a day trade
or
>every trade counts as a day trade so people stop cheating by buying one day selling the next and have quasi unlimited day trades also having 3 day trades in one day almost making the entire law moot

[Anonymous No.26439232]

>>26438986
It's actually quite weird, I just recalled a past event that clearly didn't happened. In this fake "past" someone also recommended rolls royce on /biz/ but I didn't have broker account yet. It mooned right afterwards and I remember the huge regret I felt. Am I just too drunk or what the fuck is this? Did I just enter alternate universe? I think I'm turning schizo my friends, please help I can't take it anymore.

[Anonymous No.26439242]

>>26439057
Good faith and free riding violations require buying and selling the same security in the same day.

[Anonymous No.26439258]

>>26438740
Im going to be pretty fucking mad when my unrealized gains get taxed

[Anonymous No.26439267]

>>26439129
That call costs almost 1200 dollars, no way there's going to be millions of buys on it.

[Anonymous No.26439293]

>>26438909
I’m on my phone right now so sorry for a literal meme chart but tell me this chart doesnt have but written all over it. Massive buy volume at its rock solid bottom with just enough upswing to break out of the down trend. It’s an obvious PND with no fundamentals but they’ve just been accumulating at the bottom. It’s currently being held down by one person with a huge sell order. Same thing going on with Feb 19 2.5c. Theres 10000 OI and there was 7000 volume on Friday. The order book is just been held down while they’re accumulating 1000’s of contracts.

[Anonymous No.26439303]

>>26439228
thank god im a leaf and dont have to play by the SEC's dumbass rules

[Anonymous No.26439307]

I just started watching Trailer Park Boys, what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.26439311]

>>26438997
Most of the farmers themselves are educated, articulate businessmen running a business which their grandparents (or great grandparents) founded. Most of the workers/delivery drivers have no teeth, chew tobacco all and I still can't understand what they're saying because of the southern accent.

The festivals are like artist/antique shows where there will be hundreds of vendors and tens of thousands of people come through. There is fried butter, ideas, pickles, hamburgers, chili, etc.

The people range from normal, to mid-atlanta housewives with the fake lips, fits, and assess. But mostly old white ladies with dogs in strollers. I have gotten laid a few times from my jam but they were nothing to write home about.

>i also sell muffins

[Anonymous No.26439324]

>mid March

They are gonna be there for Biden's whole term arn't they....

[Anonymous No.26439341]

>>26439242
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.26439352]

>>26438142
When the markets go south.

[Anonymous No.26439365]

>>26439242
So if I bought a bunch of GME on Monday and immediately had to sell it on the same day due to the squeeze, that would be a no-no?

[Anonymous No.26439377]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8liVEOjyki0&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.26439380]

>>26439311
Oreos** not ideas.. fucking phone posting

[Anonymous No.26439381]

>>26439324
yeah around 7000 for literally no reason

[Anonymous No.26439389]

>>26439293
Look at the volume that occurred two pumps ago and compare it to the last large green candle. With that much volume and so little movement it means that someone has just been accumulating.

[Anonymous No.26439403]

>>26439324
This isn't /pol/. This isn't a place to just spew random political commentary.

[Anonymous No.26439464]

>>26439403
go back faggot NIGGER shit.

[Anonymous No.26439465]

>>26439365
no that's fine
if you make 4 daytrades within 5 trading days you will be marked a pattern day trader for 90 days and unable to make more daytrades, unless you have 25k in your account

I've gotten locked out of daytrading before. It made me a better trader.

[Anonymous No.26439490]

>>26439465
I have 200k in my brokerage but only 2k in GME. Am really considering selling some of my other ETFs to buy GME on Monday...

[Anonymous No.26439499]

>>26439465
Doesn't PDT apply only to margin account?

[Anonymous No.26439514]

>>26436792
'collective' short squeezing might become more common

[Anonymous No.26439521]

>>26439403
fuck you nigger, this will effect investor sentiment

[Anonymous No.26439551]

>>26439464
Canceled

[Anonymous No.26439568]

>>26437268
There is that

[Anonymous No.26439577]

>>26439166
Higher strikes are showing in RH

[Anonymous No.26439580]

http://bedbathandbeyond.gcs-web.com/static-files/442a8b00-01c8-49c5-b2e9-a46ae29eb5d4

[Anonymous No.26439590]

>>26439365
A day trade here and there is no issue to your broker. Its only when its repeated over and over with a clear motive, hence the "pattern day trading" rule.

[Anonymous No.26439620]

GME Barts Monday morning pre market, screencap this.

[Anonymous No.26439635]

these are the GME strikes I can see.

[Anonymous No.26439645]

>>26439521
>nothing has happened so far
>i-it'll bother investors now haha :^)
Keep the qanon tier shit on /pol/ please

[Anonymous No.26439664]

Hey anons, what’re your long term holds for the next decade?

[Anonymous No.26439676]

Anyone here know what an actual reasonable peak GME will reach in the short squeeze? Got in at 16 a share and only had enough to buy 50 cus poorfag, want to sell at peak and no longer be poor

[Anonymous No.26439699]

>>26438033
Some boomers just want to coom.

[Anonymous No.26439702]

>>26439664
MCHI

[Anonymous No.26439703]

>>26439521
not really, the market cares more about stability than it does about things like "liberty" or "optics"

>>26439676
I'm down to my last 50 shares and I have them on a $200 limit sell.

[Anonymous No.26439716]

>>26438792
Because they discourage day traders but people are rewarded for leaving in tons of money and mindlessly throwing their money into FAGMAN and holding for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.26439719]

BBBY gang

[Anonymous No.26439730]

>>26439580
It is a very aesthetically pleasing presentation. I hope the sap who made it got paid some big buckaroos.

[Anonymous No.26439749]

>>26439664
If I had to not touch my account for ten years?
ARKX, TSM, an index fund, and like 5% GME for a laff

[Anonymous No.26439767]

>>26439635
you forgot to show the strikes...............

[Anonymous No.26439772]

>>26439664
I need to try to make more meme money before I do long term stock holds
But thinking:
CPRT
AAPL
TGT
EBC
IAC
EBC
MTCH
If that doesn't beat SPY I'll give up and do a boomer ETF

[Anonymous No.26439806]

>>26439767
whoopsie

[Anonymous No.26439810]

>>26439521
Explain that.
Is this a make-work program? Are these reserve troops that weren’t in the workforce that are now collecting checks because suddenly they need security?

What the fuck does this have to do with the P/E of semiconductor fab manufacturers? Why the fuck should I care about these troops in the capital?
>>26439645
For reals

>>26439664
SOXL
LABU
BILI
TSM
and maybe a combo of GBTC/ETHE/LTCN

[Anonymous No.26439831]

baked
>>26439823
>>26439823
>>26439823

[Anonymous No.26439838]

>>26439810
Based BILI holder

[Anonymous No.26439844]

>>26439311

Nigger, there better be a equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.

I live in North Carolina so I'm coming to verify.

[Anonymous No.26439855]

>two more sleeps until the market opens

Goodnight friends

[Anonymous No.26439901]

>>26439749
I'd probably re-assess TSM heavily after 3-4 years because we're still not sure how 2nm and below will be.
I get the feeling they'll eventually plateau and turn into KO (which is not bad i guess if you got in early and will appreciate income plays later in your life)

[Anonymous No.26439925]

>>26437207
Hey SEC, remember that one kike that set up a kike charity and went all in Kodak two days before the squeeze? I do. How come your investigation ended up with nothing?

[Anonymous No.26439942]

>>26439703
I see, I saw retards on WSB say it could actually hit over 500 for an hour extremely small period of time, you think it’s possible? I honestly got no idea I’m retarded myself

[Anonymous No.26439951]

>>26439925
Sauce

[Anonymous No.26440014]

>>26437600
the idea with buying undervalued companies is that eventually they will pay you good divvies

[Anonymous No.26440015]

>>26439942
Nobody knows, reddit is retarded and this play is unprecedented

Melvin is stupider than Reddit though which is vastly amusing

[Anonymous No.26440039]

>>26439664

AAPL
AMZN
MSFT
PLTR

Invesco SP 500
Vanguard Emerging Markets
Perth Mint Physical Gold ETF
US Global GOld and Prcious metal miner ETF
GBTC
Wish there was a way to add SPACEX and any Spinoffs.

[Anonymous No.26440113]

>>26437498
LMAO it's the top

[Anonymous No.26440183]

NEW THREAD
>>26439893
>>26439893
>>26439893

[Anonymous No.26440339]

>>26439063
Idk they have terrible fundamentals and both leftwing and right wing people were mainly only their because of the shit storm of trump's presidency. I'd rather invest in Facebook

[Anonymous No.26440450]

>>26439129
this is from reddit

[Anonymous No.26440618]

>>26439664
China. China. China.

[Anonymous No.26440760]

>>26439676
Same but I started going in before Q2 and averaged up like a retard all the way to 13 cause im a retard. GME has already added a digit to my portfolio I can't fucking believe it. Like I went in originally expecting a pump due to cohen sure and the microsoft deal was fantastic but hitting 70 is lunacy.