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>> No.26428346

Best ways to speculate on stocks using bitcoin?

>> No.26428393
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Lum

>> No.26428412

we're at 200 posts in the other thread.. what the fuck are you doing
god fucking damn it you fucking newfags
jesus fucking christ
jannies please ban this fucking retard

>> No.26428456

Other thread hasn't hit the bump limit yet. Wtf is this shit?

>> No.26428467

Please start posting gore, this is getting out of hand

>> No.26428515
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>>26428456
>>26428467
Cope. Seethe.

>> No.26428555

Fuck off, it's too early. Even though TR shilling is funny, createing a full thread for it is newfaggotry to the max.

sage.

>> No.26428565

OP is the guy shilling TR. He's abusing the general to shill his bullshit. Please report him.

>> No.26428582

>>26428346
I would also like to know how I can buy stocks with crypto.

>> No.26428597

>>26428467
does gore still work on normies? I think you might need japanese women stepping on puppies

>> No.26428627
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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.

>> No.26428669

so are we going to illegally pump TR tootsie roll stock?

also isn't the market going to crash soon?

>> No.26428673

i feel bad for you guys that didn't get into PLTR and BB

>> No.26428682

>>26428627
Big if true.

>> No.26428839

>>26428302
I've got $200 freed up right now should i dump in CLF or GEVO?

>> No.26428966
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BUY AMC YOU FUCKING NIGGERS, I DIDN'T FALL FOR A MEME FOR NOTHING. PUMP THAT BITCH UP

>> No.26429045

>>26428302
Any good chink stocks?

>> No.26429128
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I for one completely welcome a market crash so we stop seeing these fucking shill posts for biomeme pnds, BB, AMC, TR, and especially people declaring something as "the next GME".

>> No.26429144

>>26428669
Imagine if the last big poomp of 2021 would be the TR meme pump.

>> No.26429189

>>26428627
How do I profit from this?

>> No.26429209
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26429209

All in CLF calls

>> No.26429328

>>26429189
Invest in your 8-legged sea bro obviously. Reject women, embrace the octopus.

>> No.26429418

SMG is now ours , i never in my 5 years on biz opened a smg until today.
But now im here to stay.

>> No.26429566

>>26429328
brb buying 8x8 calls

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>>26429045
TCEHY
GDS
XIACY
If you see a good dip on the following-
BILI
JKS
DQ
BIDU
PDD
>>26429128
>especially people declaring something as "the next GME".
They're just trying to scam other anons. And that's pretty pathetic honestly

>> No.26429593
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.26429601

Thoughts on INTC?

>> No.26429628

>>26429601
"lol"

>> No.26429672
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>>26429593

>> No.26429681

>>26429601
Too late. Just buy TSM

>> No.26429700
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>>26428627
I got banned last time for posting this copypasta.
Jannies will ban for that but they wont ban reddit illegally posting stock shit here

>> No.26429712
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Chie!

>> No.26429786
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>>26428627
Is this true?

>> No.26429803

>>26429209
>REFR

>> No.26429839
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>Mfw that $10,000 bet on PLTR is finally paying off

>>26429712
Based Chieposter.

>> No.26429846

just bought a new car and borrowed 2500€ from parents until i sell my old car to not pull any money out of stocks

was that a bad financial decision? ._.

>> No.26429852
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Hey frens, did you make much money today? My broker was broken I think because I couldn't buy any shares. But it's not a big deal because there was barely any movement in the market.
Anyway, I'm celebrating because it's first day I didn't lose any money since I started trading this week. I hope you had as good or even better day than me, cheers.

>> No.26429935
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I love asuka

>> No.26429967

>>26429852
Me too friend
I actually came from /fit/ after hearing this GameStop business on the news yesterday.
Never ever tried my hand at the stock market but now is as any of a good time to /make it/ bought myself some shares of GameStop today but it keeps saying “waiting to fill” idk what that means anons :(

>> No.26429970
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26429970

REMINDER
Biden admin/ftc/sec/jews want to use the reddit GME issue to fuck everyone with regulations.
If I was as them I would pay spammers to spam illegal activity.
BEHAVE ACCORDINGLY EYES ARE ON US

>> No.26429971

>>26428346
>>26428582
tokenized stocks are actually a thing

>> No.26429975

>>26429852
>he didnt beat the inflation

>> No.26430006
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I can't stop cooming on my carpet guys I'm addicted to the crunchy feeling on my toes what do??

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>>>/pol/304655055
What do the autists here think of this larp?

>> No.26430045

>>26430008
Tbh i already felt this way and feel like maybe selling everything monday.

>> No.26430048

>>26429852
Me too :)
I still don't understand how you register to this 4chan site.

>> No.26430070

>>26430008
>The government literally promoting insider trading
Are /pol/ really that stupid? LOL

>> No.26430071

>>26430008
i think youre a faggot for crossposting this idiotic drivel

>> No.26430075

>>26428839
CLF calls fren

>> No.26430085

>>26429569
Some fucking dude shilled EXPR as "the next GME" and it fucking shot up 81% including AH. Fucking shit is getting ridiculous.

>> No.26430093

>>26430008
There isn't a mass quitting of CEOs or huge SEC filings yet

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>>26430008
>What are "SEC filings", Alex?
It's jsut /pol/ being schizo as always.

>> No.26430120

>>26430006
Based

>> No.26430142

>>26430071
summed up my thoughts nicely

>> No.26430175

>>26429846
Yes.

>> No.26430183

>>26429935
Based taste.

>> No.26430206

Which anime girl has the best tits?

>> No.26430229

>>26430008
They can go ahead and do it but they're from a bygone era where there was no clown market. Their selloff with cause the golden bull run.

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>>26430006
Cooming before trading is actually a good thing because it helps you focus. It's one of the few positive messages of The Wolf of Wall Street.

>>26429975
>he didnt beat the inflation
Because he didn't beat the meat... if you know what I mean..

>>26429852
Anon, your problem is that you need to masterbate before trading, so you can get a clear head. I recommend playing Persona3 Portable, which has a little something for everybody, including people who like bestiality.

>> No.26430269

>>26429970
you goys are going to be regulated

>> No.26430276

>>26430206
Tifa

>> No.26430286
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/smg/ is awful today damn. I haven't seen so many redd*t niggers in a long time.

>> No.26430291

>>26430093
This.
Anyone remember January?
That was what triggered me to sell important stonks before the crazy. Every big ass CEO wuit in a 3 week period. Shady as fuck.
Unless every good CEO quit last year and hasnt returned I think we are good

>> No.26430297

>>26430206
Miko. Always fap to Miko.

>> No.26430299

>>26430206
Lina Inverse

>> No.26430340

>>26428627
How do I buy calls for octopus feed fucking?

>> No.26430341
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>>26430008
This literally already happened with U.S. Elites working with Chinks to unleash a slightly worse flu virus and scared the whole world into destroying the economy, the middle class, small business and to solidify the one party rule of Elites and bring about Mega Corporation Dystopia for the next 20 years.

>> No.26430404

>>26430286
disgusting

>> No.26430425
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>>26430206
Chie

>> No.26430434 [DELETED] 
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BE ADVISED

This is the SEC. We are monitoring this thread for illegal activity.

You must report any unlawful actions pertaining the USA stock market via this link: https://www.sec.gov/tcr


Market manipulators will be persecuted to the full extent of the law.

>> No.26430448

>>26430070
Yes

>> No.26430452

Saw this on /tv/ kek

https://youtu.be/X6tT_PMnEbU

>> No.26430457

>>26430286
I can’t remember a time that it was this bad, and I’ve been in /smg/ (only) since last February

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>> No.26430467

Wait is the inflation 3% daily on weekends too?

>> No.26430469

>>26429970
Now listen here jack, only my good friend shlomo "cornpop" shekelberg is allowed to profit on these stockamajiggers, got it fat? Now get back to the privilege mines, c'mon man!

>> No.26430473

>>26429846
Yes, buying a new car is probably the dumbest thing you can do financially unless you're sitting with a bunch of money to burn. If that's the case who cares. The car losses something like 20% of its value as soon as you drive it off the lot. If you absolutely want a "new" car, you should buy one that's 3-5 years old at best. They'll still be under warranty and shouldn't have many problems. I wanted a new car, so I splurged on a 2010 a few years ago. Newest car I've ever owned and I don't plan on getting another one till this one dies. There's better places to put your money than a depreciating asset like a car.

>> No.26430474

>>26429967
>bought myself some shares of GameStop today but it keeps saying “waiting to fill” idk what that means anons :(
b8 or nah?

>> No.26430490

>>26430434
I report niggers spamming /smg/ with their pump n dump. I hope you throw their black asses in jail. I also love jews and think Holocaust way real, not get to work you kikes.

>> No.26430515

>>26430467
On weekends it's 6% so you need to factor that into your gains on monday

>> No.26430516
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>>26430434
Oh yeah? Report THIS!
>*BLAM!!! BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!*
Line always go up....


>>26430425
Based Chieposter.

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>>26429712
AAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT
FEEL
WHEN
NO
TOMBOY
GF
EVERRRRRRRRRRRR

Can we watch a movie tonight for this feel?

>> No.26430526

>>26430457
still better than /biz/ as a whole with 95% of threads link + pajeet scams

>> No.26430545

This may be a bad time to ask for advice on here, but here goes. I just finally got myself to a point where I have a stable income and an emergency fund. I think I'm ready to start investing my money. I'm not up to investing in individual stocks or crypto since they both seem too risky for me. I've been thinking of going with ETFs.

Since I would be investing with a small amount initially, should I just pick one ETF for now and wait until I have more money to invest before I diversify? And when I am able to diversify, what kinds of different ones should I invest in to minimize risk?

>> No.26430555
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>>26430515
I've got PLTR, so I will be OK.

>> No.26430562

>>26430467
yes, so you need to make sure you distribute that extra 6% throughout the week to beat the 3% daily inflation

>> No.26430577

>>26430452
That shitty advertisement disgusts me on a spiritual level for some reason. Can't quite explain why. It just fills my heart with pain and despair.

>> No.26430582

>>26430467
>he thinks the money printers stop because the markets close

>> No.26430630

>>26430467
>He doesn't make 10% gains Friday to account for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday 3% daily inflation

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>>26430545
Go back to redd*t you nigger. I hope someone cuts your teeth with nail clippers and pulls out your eyer bit by bit with pincers.

>> No.26430638
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26430638

buy RYCEY

Simple as.

>> No.26430652

>>26430577

For me it's because they're all fat and gross.

Nice dubs btw.

>> No.26430659
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I'm thinking of selling my TSLA Monday before the earnings report and then buying back in after the dip.

>> No.26430680

>>26430434
Yo can I get a few years in white collar prison so I can work on my golf game and meet some billionaires?
>GME to 550, screencap, repost, like and subscribe, for insider info hit me up on patreon, etc.

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>>26430434
Sir there is jeets everywhere, they are shitting up and down our board with their crypto scams like it's the streets of India, do something our jannies are worthless

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>>26430206
Megumin

>> No.26430706
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>>26430467
Okay, hear me out on this:
QQQ is supposed to grow something like 10% every year. Now that perma-BRRRR is in effect, all money goes into the stock market and eventually finds itself in QQQ. So what we are seeing in extra gains is actually inflation.
Basically every % QQQ gains over 10 is inflation.
If you don't beat QQQ a day, you haven't beaten inflation. And it's unironically 1-2% a day some weeks.

It's 0 in the weekends thankfully.

>> No.26430730

>>26430545
For ETFs
Average tier:
SPY
VTI
VOO (for long hold for slightly less management fees)
QQQ

Mid tier:
BST / BSTZ
ARKK / ARKG / ARK space ETF when it comes out

Top tier:
SSO or SPUU (2x SPY - ideal S&P500 leverage is between 2 and 3)

>> No.26430731

>>26430434
Unlawful actions by whom though? Remember the shorting of Overstock.com when it had its old CEO? The man won those lawsuits didn't he? Does the SEC care about JP Morgan's behavior?

>> No.26430761

>>26430577
They found the bottom of the uncanny valley.

>> No.26430794

>>26430545
You can pick more than one ETF. Even S&P500 can under-perform in a span of 10-15 years (see 1965-1980, or 2000-2010). VT, VIOV, VTWO are some of the alternatives.

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>>26430206

>> No.26430813

>>26430434
ATTENTION SEC
I just took a huge stinky shit inside of a bed bath and beyond $BBBY, potentially damaging their bottom line. I will use this dip to purchase $BBBY stocks at market open on monday, just try to stop me.

>> No.26430826

>>26430730
>top tier
>not the conservative portfolio of 100% TQQ
ngmi.

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>>26430085
>EXPR
Maybe the bobo posters are right about us needing a pullback :^(
>>26430638
When will it reach $3? You lied SPYCEY RYCEY shill

>> No.26430840

Be honest anon.
How often do you make your own picks versus just doing DD on suggestions from internet strangers?

>> No.26430867

>>26430545
Read Peter Lynch's One Up on Wall Street.

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26430869

BROS I LOST 100 GOOD BOY POINTS

My FICO went from excellent to fair in 1 month. I missed my first payment and have now paid something called INTEREST on my credit card for the first time ever.

How should I kill myself for this mistake?

>>26429810
this is what worries me so much

The DIX/GEX trend is becoming alarming, and I'm getting to the point where I need to raise some cash to make sure no obligations arise during a market downturn.

>>26430457
feb 2020 was when this place took a turn for the worst...

>> No.26430879

>>26430840
> just doing DD on suggestions from internet strangers?
How else am I gonna find stocks?

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>>26430206

>> No.26430893
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>>26430545
SOXL!
All in on SOXL!!!!

>>26430636
Pretty sure it's you who needs to go back, virgin.

>> No.26430926
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How can we short heterosexuality?

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>>26430706
It is kind of true, all inflation goes directly into FANG+ stocks lol

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>>26430893
Based SOXL Rise poster

>> No.26430947

>>26430869
>How should I kill myself for this mistake?
Go all in on AMC and let the inevitable stock dilution annihilate your anus

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>>26430840
what qualifies as DD in your mind?

>> No.26430952

>>26430869
Me on the bottom.

>> No.26430971
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I

AM

FINANCIALLY

RUINED

>> No.26430979

>>26430075
All said and done, CLF is a pretty good stock. I just worry about Biden and his efforts to neuter America

>> No.26430982

>>26430840
I have never NOT made my picks based on recommendations from friends and randos and my portfolio went up over 500% this past year.

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>>26430971

>> No.26431002

>>26430826
BASED TQQQ CHAD

>> No.26431005

>>26428839
GEVO. We're going to $16

>> No.26431029

>>26430867
Lynch's method does not apply to the clown market as is. Instead of proper value investing based on additional information (e.g. in his example seeing great sales of a company), you should do more of a buy the "rumour sell the news" thing and always move on to the next grower and never hold for long.

Value investing will come back once we finally go back to the crab market.

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I guess my real gains were the frens I made along the way

>> No.26431073

>>26429846
>bought a car
>a new car
Doubly stupid, lad. The moment you signed the contract on that car, it's started a quick loss of value over time.

>> No.26431075

Hey CLF tranny, I don't know if you're here but you're doing gods work. Keep it up.

>> No.26431077

>>26430928
That's because everyone is jsut passive investing into ETFs, mainly SP500 and QQQ.

>> No.26431079

>>26430577
It's like some globohomo MKultra mind rape stuff, I hate it too

>> No.26431085

>>26430971
>.01 figure hell

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ABML ABML ABML

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>>26430926
>How can we short heterosexuality?
Yuri!

>>26430952
based.

>> No.26431149

what will clf be by march

>> No.26431168

UXIN is a 20 bagger just waiting to rip.

>> No.26431172

>>26431149
Delisted

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>SEC bans short dated options for people with an account size under 50k.
>The market goes back to semi-normalcy
If you have any problem with this you're either a poorfag or redditor so we shouldn't take your opinion seriously.
>>26430926
Kill yourself.

>> No.26431191

>>26431149
$25

>> No.26431193
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DATABASE DATABASE
YAYAYAYA

Shit, I can't believe it's back. I better rewatch the first two seasons of Log Horizon and Oregairu so I can watch S3!!

>> No.26431206

>>26430545
VWO

>> No.26431218

>>26431073
>not hedging your car by buying a put option on it just before you buy it.

>> No.26431229
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>>26430341
And blm riots were in opportunity zones around federal reserve banks. Out of 37 branches 35 had blm destroy their oppotunity zones.
Billionaires can avoid capital gains by investing in opportunity zones.
Lmao they made 25% on BILLIONS and get to pay zero taxes and reinvest in destroyed small businesses. Fucking terrifying no one notices this.
LITERALLY A FIRESALE
LITERALLY

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>>26430826
>>26431002
>Not taking the TTTTTTTTQQQ pill, ngmi

>> No.26431249

>>26431176
There is more money to be made off of letting the poorfags trade the way they want. This return to market normalcy shit is cope. Dilate.

>> No.26431271

I have seen a shill of CRBP, what was he going on about?

>> No.26431288

>>26431234
That looks extremely scary.

>> No.26431300

>>26431271
street shitting and curry

>> No.26431313

>>26431176
Fuck off nigger. It's okay for bigger institutions to play the market but not the public?

>> No.26431316

>>26431271
He's an adult baby, legit jacks off into diapers.

>> No.26431352

>>26431316
Yeah but he is good at following dark money

>> No.26431356
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I know i've posted this before, but is this useful at all, to anyone, to tell anything?

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>>26431234
>Why yes I hold a 25x leveraged ETF only, how could you tell?

>> No.26431373

>>26431176
Normalcy is not a desirable goal. Making money is. If that coincides w9th normalcy so be it. If not? Change your attitude or lose out.

>> No.26431380

>>26431352
He charged my jo crystal too, haha.

>> No.26431431

>>26431271
They have a huge lupus trial that they're releasing the results of in 3 days. It's also related to a cannabinoid receptor so dude weed investors will probably buy into it thinking cannbinoid receptor=weed stock relevance.

>> No.26431432

This Kroger add is even worse than the grubhub one, I haven't had the displeasure of seeing it yet because it's not in my area

https://youtu.be/68T2nu0baWs

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NVDA to 700 by march

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>>26431380
A man that jerks into diapers has confidence and knows exactly what he’s doing

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>>26431176
Heterosexuality is dead old man, 70% of modern teenagers think themselves as bisexual.

I'd buy the fuck out of Grinder if I could. Everything popular with fags will skyrocket

>> No.26431492
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>>26431002
>>26430826

Let's see which of my top ETFs went the most up since I bought it?

Is it TQQQ?
Nope.
It's the SOXL!!!

I don't even know what a semiconductor is. All I know is they print money. Have fun eating bugs on the street because you couldn't beat 69% daily inflation.

>> No.26431499

>>26431234
25*-4% = -100%

>> No.26431515

is QQQ better long term hold for a young person than the usual ones they recommend like s&p 500 or some world ETF? i am in finland and i can't buy any leveraged thing like TQQQ easily so I have like 50k eur in QQQ, 20k in clean energy ETF and 50k in raw stocks + 25k in crypto

>> No.26431528

>>26431176
>I want more regulation on the market
Ngmi

>> No.26431537

NIGGER

>> No.26431556

>>26431432
They play this ad on the self checkouts at my local kroger.
>>26431352
Considering the results so far I'd say he knows at least something about following money movements. He's also posted a bunch of evidence for institutions buying up a lot of CRBP in recent weeks.

>> No.26431559

Do you think shroom stocks are gonna be as disappointing as weed stocks?

>> No.26431561
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u-uhm if i made 70k on the market.. but have no income, how much in taxes do i owe uncle sam?

>> No.26431571

>>26431352
There's literally zero evidence of actual dark pool knowledge from him. It's simply "jsut trust me on this one bro".

>> No.26431578
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>>26431356
it would be interesting information, and I really regret selling my UMC calls/not buying more shares.

did you write a script for this? I think it needs a little more info to be useful, like on barcharts.com

>>26431484
>% of modern teenagers think themselves as bisexual
...is this true?
I need to meet some zoomers

>> No.26431613

>>26431473
Y-you are CRBP Shill aren't you? When we make sick CRBP gains shall we all go on a video call and charge our crystals? would that be weird?

>> No.26431651

>>26431561
the same amount as if you had a 70k salary, losses still written off

>> No.26431667

>>26431484
Imagine if we had a YMCA ticker.

>> No.26431694
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>>26431613
Thanks God I am not

>> No.26431699

>>26431561
>taxes
Never paid em, never will

>> No.26431704
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Anyone knows a good Christian stock? I want to invest in bibles or churches.

>> No.26431720

>>26431356
SPACs are structured in a way that I'm not sure this is helpful. They're worthless until they strike a deal to reverse-merger with someone that actually matters, so extreme short-term volatility should be expected if the rumor mill is churning.

>> No.26431719

>>26431667
can you even live at a YMCA anymore?

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Just a reminder to redditors: this is a RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBIC website. If you post here your IP is placed on a list associated with TERRORISM that will be used against you.

>> No.26431743

>>26431561
Depends on how long you held before selling. You get one price for things sold that you held for over a year, and another for things you held less than a year.

>> No.26431793

>>26431515
kjöp nokia, det är din plikt

>> No.26431800
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>>26431484

>> No.26431809

>>26431740
Everything I've ever said on here has been serious and I am indeed a threat to society UwU

>> No.26431815

>>26431720
it's tracking unusual call activity in the options market, not just spacs

>> No.26431849

>>26431515
>i am in finland and i can't buy any leveraged thing like TQQQ easily
You can in TastyWorks.
TQQQ gets absolutely trucidated in a bear market though, QQQ gives more peace of mind

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>>26431704
CLF and UWMC

>> No.26431862

>>26431740
Can’t wait to have my post read to me in court. It will at least be a funny day

>> No.26431868

>>26431740
Can't wait for Biden to sign the EO that classifies all 4chan posters as "domestic terrorists"

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>>26431719
I didn't even know YMCA was something more than a banger gay music until like two weeks ago when I read about it on wikipedia.

>>26431740
>mfw I actually had the cops visit me for a post I made on /b/

>> No.26431906
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>>26431380
CRBP bros... Let's charge our crystals

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>>26431288
>>26431363
>>26431499
Yes it is not a long term hold. You could probably play that 25x one when the ^NDX just shat itself and sell to close. Anything above 15x is suicide long term.

15x could work out, pic related.

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>>26431809
>

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>>26431740
>pokeymon

Get outta here pedo. This is a Shin Megami Tensei general for mature adults making mature adult-sized bets.

>> No.26431956

>>26431515
>i am in finland
you have to be our insider on any NOK info then if you want any help

>> No.26431957

>>26431719
No. They let women in now too.

>> No.26431958

>>26431515
LQQ should be available and 2x leverage is more than enough while being reasonably comfy.

>> No.26431959

>>26430286
Hilariously it’s almost certainly all smb losers who didn’t make money off of gme and are getting bullied so they’re coming to a place without usernames to larp as winners
PROTIP: winners don’t use 4chan

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>>26431740
LULZ IS A CORRUPTION OF LOL
WHICH STANDS
FOR LAUGH OUT LOUD

>> No.26431961

>>26431740
Imagine having to explain to a judge the sneeds seed and feed joke

>> No.26431974

Did that Cathy lady invest into GME?

>> No.26432006

>>26431432
I liked it

>> No.26432012

>>26431891
Turns out explaining that cough medicine is pretty chemically similar to the stuff in blasting caps is a crime and the FBI will follow up on it.

>> No.26432015

>>26431912
>15x QQQ actually works
This fucking bullmarket I swear.

>> No.26432022

>>26431313
>It's okay for bigger institutions to play the market but not the public?
Yes. I don't give a fuck about some idiot poorfag zoomer who wants to become a millionaire in the next year from 'investing' $400. Pure gambling should be done outside the market.
>>26431249
All the money just goes into the retard bubble that just expands until Wall Street decides they're going to pop it and then the redditors all simultaneously kill themselves. These people are so stupid that they actually think the major investment firms are getting margin called by shorting GME. The money I made from it isn't worth what I have to put up with.
>>26431484
Go cut off your dick and choke on it, you subhuman faggot.
>ov vey that's hatespeech1111

>> No.26432041

>>26431740
are you a hornfag or a finchad?

>> No.26432042

>>26431073
>AUPH BRO
Bro. if youre going to be a namefag you could atleast be a tripfag so people don't get you confused for a tranny as opposed to a faggot

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>>26431912
12x seems more comfy but probably you won't sleep well at night. Imagine buying this at around 20 and selling for 600.

>> No.26432072

I cant trade all day on ETORO ,Wtff
Is it because a new account?

>> No.26432085

>>26432012
The weirdest thing is that I live in europe and they contacted our local police about it.

>> No.26432088

>>26431704
Isnt there a catholic values ETF?

>> No.26432100

>>26432006
what's it like being a down syndrome with shit music taste?

>> No.26432127

>>26432022
>All the money just goes into the retard bubble that just expands until Wall Street decides they're going to pop it and then the redditors all simultaneously kill themselves.

Doesn't want another dip or redditors to kill themselves.

>> No.26432128

>>26431939
which demons are the best at trading? loki?

>> No.26432134
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AQB!!!!!!!

>> No.26432136

>>26431704
>>26432088
CATH

>> No.26432149
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>>26431939
what VN or game should I get into? I'm bored
might just play some 2hu since I know that works on OSX

>>26431959
>Hilariously it’s almost certainly all smb losers who didn’t make money off of gme and are getting bullied so they’re coming to a place without usernames to larp as winners

this is so fucking retarded I can't even...
I really want to die anon, my life is terrible. Every day the path gets narrower and darker.

But you, you should truly probably kys.

>> No.26432155

Thinking about buying CLF or VALE what's the narrative anyway?
Is WSB in on this steel pump as well?

>> No.26432161

>>26432047
Imagine FOMOing in at about 200 and then selling for 150 after the peak. Absolutely newtonian.

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>>26431956
a year back before 'rona I overheard some EE faculty discuss Nokia in the cafeteria. You know, engineers acting as professors. They just were at awe how badly Nokia had dropped the ball on 5G
>"How can they be so behind compared to China"
>"I don't know... Maybe the expertise just isn't there anymore."
I always remember that when I hear faggots here shilling NOKs 5G

>> No.26432169

>>26432042
You aren't me. Go auph yourself.

>> No.26432181

>>26430452
That’s really good in a really depressing way

>> No.26432184
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>>26430008
>tfw dont even hold US stocks
I feel so fucking comfy you wont believe it

>> No.26432186

>>26429128
BB was a good shill by an /smg/ anon originally, not sure why you hate that one so much.

>> No.26432215
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Am I the only one who was having a good time making gains all last year and can't shake a sudden sense of paranoia now?
Do I just try to wheel TQQQ?
The market seems like such a shitcoin suddenly knowing the big boomer investors who were panicking about a civil war because they're dumb enough to listen to the media actually bought back in now. Like there's so little upside to reinvesting at current instead of taking profits, seems like. Sure it'll keep bloating as people run to escape inflation, but it seems so shitty and dodgy.
Should I just be buying precious metals instead?

>> No.26432229

did ITRM ded?

>> No.26432242

steelbros we'll make it

>> No.26432260

>>26431906
I feel like this is going to dump when I get in

>> No.26432262

>>26432167
Sounds about rite. Also if faggots think that anyone can out-5G Ericsson is an idiot.

>> No.26432274

>Second friend has just text me out of the blue about buying GME on Monday.

That's the top then guys, take your profits.

>> No.26432310

>>26432167
I remember the 20 calls I bought last summer before earnings that I lost $5 on due to theta the next, that thing just doesn't move

>> No.26432315

>>26430761
What fucking world are we in when I look back on spirits within with fondness
Just fucking kill me

>> No.26432323

>>26431229
Wait, can you give more detail on this?? What's an opportunity zone?

>> No.26432337

>>26432215
People lost more money preparing for an upcoming recession than in the recession itself.
Buy TQQQ and sell it once it starts crabbing or going down consistently for 2 weeks.
The crash won't happen overnight. The dotcom boom in 2000 deflated over 9 months.

>> No.26432339

>>26432274
if that meant anything TSLA would've topped 6 months ago

>> No.26432359
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>>26431484
>>26432167
>literally a faggot
Go back

>> No.26432370

>>26432022
>ah poorfags are ruining my investment funds!

>> No.26432382

ate fags
ate edge funds
ate jannies

luv AMC
simple as

>> No.26432408

>>26429128
l-reddit swarm is disgusting hope they lose everything and fuck off

>> No.26432407

>>26432315
wha....what's spirits within?

>> No.26432410

>>26432136
Holy shit. Why is it so expensive?

>> No.26432422

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history where a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is the wrong move. My proposal is we start shilling them TR. Let's evaluate:

1) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-It's a fucking Tootsie Roll stock. It isn't going anywhere. It's been around since fucking 1891.
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short. This is a top 10 shorted stock.

2) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted
-You really want to invest in Canada?
-BB has already finished its meme lifecycle and insiders are currently dumping heavily into upside

Everyone is going to try and shill you some fucking EV stock or something that has already run 200-400%. I'm shilling you the opportunity to be at the top of the reverse funnel with me.
You see the faggots posting about an 11 mil gain with 50k invested? That could literally be you.

I'm not trying to shill you some long term hold here. I don't think TR has any long term potential outside of being boomer dividend royalty. However, it's primed to fucking rocket to meme heaven and shine brightly before burning up after flying too close to the fucking sun.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it.

Buy Feb 19th 35c and thank me later.

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>>26432359
>>26432022
>>26431800
I post gay shit only to trigger /pol/yps like (you)

>> No.26432449
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>>26432315
What, I loved spirits within. Then again I have Prosopagnosia, so I wouldn't notice if they were only a bit off.

>> No.26432448
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>>26430840
I based my investments on staring at the sky at dusk and buying BB because it was the stock I was thinking about when I saw the first star and I made a thousand dollars
I also interpret sneezing as a message from the gods because it’s involuntary and ask the crows I feed at the park what they think.
I have never lost money on the stock market.

>> No.26432468

>>26432323
Jewtube/8liVEOjyki0
I remember the first half being meh and the juicy stuff was in the last half. Catherine worked at fairly high levels in Bush’s admin, she is pretty legit. She has talked about the issue for years.

>> No.26432470

>>26430008
>he takes /pol/ seriously
among the low-IQ boards, only /k/ rivals /pol/

>> No.26432491

>>26432423
Don't get upset by >>26431800

His pic related is using the proper pronouns. It is quite considerate.

>> No.26432507

>>26432410
Tithe? kek

>> No.26432522
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>>26432128
Maybe King Frost since he rules over 'an infinite number of Jack Frosts' who can individually sign up for RobinHood accounts and get free stocks.

>>26432149
>what VN or game should I get into? I'm bored
Have you tried Persona 4 Golden? It's on Steam.

>> No.26432545
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>>26432449
>Prosopagnosia
interesting, does this have to do with the tism?

>> No.26432548

>>26431229
Holy shit I had not thought about that.
The memory hole surrounding the riots is insane.

>> No.26432559

>>26429846
>borrowing money from parents
I would say that's the decision, not buying the new car. Buy what you want... but with your own money imo. Unless youre paying themback soon

>> No.26432575

>>26432407
Fucking zoomers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy:_The_Spirits_Within

>> No.26432578

I don’t care if you post some anime pictures with text about the stock market but the straight up anime posts need to be moved to the appropriate containment board

>> No.26432591

>>26432545
>with the tism
With the what?

>> No.26432603

>>26432470
It's sort of absurd how fucking retarded /k/ is, I think a lot of them might legitimately have 2 digit iqs

>> No.26432641

>>26432575
I was born in 92, I didn't see this because my mom said power rangers and tnmt were to violent to watch growing up dick face

>> No.26432646

>>26432603
/k/ is a magical place anon, don't disparage them.

>> No.26432649

>>26432370
I don't have any boomer ETFs, I'm a trader. Why can't you just admit that millions of people pumping and dumping the same stock isn't viable long term?
>>26432339
>Comparing TSLA to fucking Blockbuster 2
>Just got to give it a Chewy multiple, assume it becomes bigger than Steam and Epic games, outsells Amazon in consoles, then it's undervalued!!!!
Fucking retards.

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>>26432085
wait that actually happened?
big fucking kek

>>26432522
you suggesting I pay money for a game?
I could buy a share of MIWI with that

>> No.26432692

>>26432641
'92 is borderline zoomer tho

>> No.26432694

>>26432578
anon, trolling outside of /b/ is a reportable offense
>>26432591
autism/aspergers

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>>26432578
This is weekend /smg/ who cares. As long as redditors fuck off, all is good.

>> No.26432703

>>26431720
Right, and 3 of the top 4 are all SPACs.

>> No.26432706

>>26430008
>sell your stocks to the Bogs
Yeah how about no

>> No.26432711

>>26430434
thats illegal to do you retard

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>>26432578

CLF

>> No.26432725

>>26431484
Show me proof

>> No.26432772
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26432772

First for SRAC and TR for the low public float.

>> No.26432778

>>26432692
are you retarded?

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>>26432155

/r/vitards is behind CLF and VALE

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vitards/comments/l3hka5/steel_news_for_123/

Whoever account is this is killing it right now

>> No.26432785

>>26432136
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.26432792
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26432792

>>26432422

>> No.26432809

>>26432649
This whole system isn't viable long term, boomers sold America out a long time ago. Everyone opportunistic enough should have the opportunity to milk the last of the market before the great reset

>> No.26432810

>>26432085
What did you post?

>> No.26432815
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>>26432410
Those leveraged bear/bull certificates exist in different ratios, the price does not mean a lot. Higher ratios (lower cost) have a slightly higher OCF because you can get a higher amount and thus be more flexible in buying/selling them. Pic related is exactly the same thing as >>26432047 but at a different ratio.

>> No.26432818

>>26432651
Ya. Turns out that those "FBI report" screenshots are not always a joke. You should only post risky shit from behind 7 proxies.

>>26432694
Not really, it's a completely separate thing. It's just that the dedicated "face recognition area" of the brain is not working properly, so I can only recognize faces as well as say cars.
My parents thought I was autistic till my 20s, but it turns out it's not the case, I was just socially retarded because of this shit.

>> No.26432823

>>26432548
Yeppers.
Corona/blm destroyed small business. And the best small business on the best land got further destroyed by blm.
Because of big govt and regs Billionaires profited while everyone fucking tanked. Now they buy all the best land and pay no taxes and replaces the small business.
The goal is to further consolidate power. Of course it’s always the goal but it’s a little shocking how close “they” have gotten to consolidating power in almost every category. Not sure how we get out of this one. As soon as they can the rich will get rid of everyone.

>> No.26432855
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What the fuck is a Catholic ETF do?

>> No.26432870

>>26432810
Something along the lines of "Guys, why do you whine about paying child support, aren't babies super easy to kill? Like just drop 'em lol"

The cops literally asked me if I have a wife or small children before telling me why they have visited me.

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>>26432578
buy corsair

>> No.26432885

When I make it my life will revolve around anime ass and titties

>> No.26432893
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Xiamoi chads WW@ ?

>> No.26432910

>>26431959
Omg you worked us out. You're right, redd*t is superios platform. Please go back there now, you're just wasting your time here.

>> No.26432915

>>26431149
How does $3.50 EOW sound?

>> No.26432918

Are you faggots ready for the next short squeeze?
$AMC
Long or stay poor.

>> No.26432921
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>>26430469
I hate all these new low iq poltards who contribute nothing on stocks and just bitch about politics.

You sir are high iq, this was funny. Rest of you need to take a lesson on how to do this?

>> No.26432929

>>26432870
Holy shit lol
What happened after that?

>> No.26432953

>>26432870
That seems like a normal joke. You should've used the chance to redpill the police about the jews

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>>26431234
>25x leverage
I need to call my female broker

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>>26431149

Forward PE of $32.50 is a PE ratio of only 10

So CLF is sitting at a PE ratio of 5 while the Steel industry standard is 17

It doesn't take much brain neurons activating to realize this is an undervalued asset

>> No.26432987

New case study on CLF price target

https://youtu.be/SiVG3knE6VI

>> No.26432988

>>26432855
lmao, apparently there is even more than one Catholic ETF, see FCV and CEFA.

>> No.26432993

black holes living in the side of your face

>> No.26432996

>>26432976
>REFR

>> No.26433003

>>26432649
and there is the blockbuster fud, it's like your secret weapon that you don't disclose until you get angry enough

>> No.26433021

>>26432855
It’s like those “ethical” ETFs
They don’t invest in gambling, war, adultery, drugs
Pretty fucking boring if you ask me

>> No.26433046

>>26432855
Looked it up. Apparently investing in businesses that share catholic morals.

>> No.26433052

>>26432702
>>26432713
>>26432878
Acceptable anime posts. Thank you

>> No.26433053
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>>26431740
stupid nigger fish fuck you go to hell and die

>> No.26433060

>>26432996
what's up with refr

>> No.26433065

>>26433021
those church crackers are pretty good though desu

>> No.26433083

>>26432921
I just want to have a place to talk without politics.
Sometimes it's unavoidable since stocks can fluctuate based on laws and shit but it feels like people just never get tired of making the same jokes.

>> No.26433103

>CLF asshole spamming
It's a good thing I don't report spammers and scammers, because announcing a report is a reportable offense.

>>26432870
>>26432818
holy shit eurobro, glad you're here that's great

>> No.26433113

>>26432953
>>26432929
Well, I told them it was a joke, and the whole point of /b/ is to upset eachother as much as possible
>"And were they upset"
"Yeah, they were pretty upset lol"

I got away with a warning, and that any more serious than that post might easily constitute preparation for murder.

I'm pretty sure they just have to investigate all these cases just in case, because if I really were to kill a baby they'd be on hook for that.

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>>26433021

>> No.26433138

>>26433060
>he doesn't know

>> No.26433148

>>26432649
What trading strategy do you use? Fundamentals? Technical analysis? If you're this mad about GME then your strategy whatever it is clearly is not working in the current market environment

>> No.26433150

>>26429209
Can someone explain this meme to me?

>> No.26433163
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>>26433083
That’s a good point too

>> No.26433173

>>26433150
if you're not a tranny you wouldnt get it

>> No.26433177

>>26433150
It is not a meme, it is actually a good stock to buy.

>> No.26433179

>>26432893
we're getting kicked off of german brokers and exchanges, thats where we're at...
anyway I already sold most of my position

>> No.26433182

>>26433132
This is getting out of hand. Is there a Buddhism one as well?

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>>26432921
politics influence stock market, prove me wrong

>> No.26433199

>>26433150
a fat tranny is currently losing $1m on it

>> No.26433205

>>26433113
>easily constitute preparation for murder.
So women do browse 4chan

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>>26433065
Where the fuck do you go to church? Shit tastes like cardboard.

>> No.26433240

>>26433150
how much do you know about Tranny Magic?

>> No.26433242

>>26433177
Czeched
All in

>> No.26433245

>>26433229
>>26433229
>>26433229

NEW

>>26433229
>>26433229
>>26433229

>> No.26433251

I'm so anxious for monday to see what happens to GME, I sold at 67 and bought back at 60 and I'm pretty much ready to throw all my remaining cash at it because leddit is so convincing.

>> No.26433266

>>26433132
>holdings include 10% weight of ISIS crude oil sales in Syria/Iraq
Based.

>> No.26433275

>>26433205
The way our penal code is written, asking for ways to murder a small child is actually preparation.
People went to jail for similar posts on Facebook.

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>>26432468
link is dead

>> No.26433287

>>26433220
I know, but I'm weird and like the texture

>> No.26433300

>>26433240
Next to nothing

>> No.26433308

>>26433138
I guess you want to point out that CLF tranny bought REFR at 4.20$?

>> No.26433313

>>26428669
Why is it illegal?

>> No.26433324

>>26429593
These threads are full of newfags these day but how come they not reply to your duck posting? Are they confused?

>> No.26433370

>>26433300
well. you've come to the right place to learn. the first step to get started is to invest your money in American steel

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>>26433196
Probably less than 1% of /pol/ capitalizes on their knowledge of politics enough to justify the time they put in. Prove me wrong by posting your top holdings.

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>clf tranny spamming
>redd*t newfags spamming shit tickers
>more newfags than any other day in the last year

>> No.26433396

>>26433275
That's good to know. We know you're faking, but I guess it makes sense that the police wouldn't, just trying to help the children

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>>26432893
>>26433179
Xiaomi bros I don't feel so good.

>> No.26433445

>>26432468
Finally they start flagging russian funded media as being literally government funded propaganda

>>26431229
not sure that it matters that the riots were near federal reserve buildings, but it would have been interesting if they'd been targetted

>> No.26433513

>>26433396
Yeah. That's why you always write "in minecraft" at the end of the post.

(Some guy got acquitted from an incitement charge because he put a smiley at the end of "Man just kill your wife then :)". The guy actually kileld his wife)

>> No.26433530

>>26432855
>>26433021
>ethical
>AAPL
kek@christians

>> No.26433536

>>26433436
>>26433179
we're still in uptrend and delisting in europe is just stupid rumors.
I still hold but I sell if it falls under 3€
my entry is 2,80

>> No.26433540

>>26429967
>>26429852
>didn’t lose money
>/make it/
How does it feel losing 3% PER day due to the daily inflation? The worst part is that you can’t see how much you lost until you sell. If you arent making atleast 3% realized gains or more DAILY, then you are probably already in the red without even realizing it.

>> No.26433596

>>26431960
SERIES OF TUBES

>> No.26433601

>>26433003
>>26433148
It's fucking Blockbuster 2, that is just the reality of it to any rational person. 99% of you idiots going on about how GME will beat all the existing online stores don't plan to hold the stock more than a few weeks. You're trying to create a circle jerk where no one can be honest about stocks anymore and you people legitimately get upset at those calling out an obvious pump and dump, it's absurd. Everyone here could go all in buying or shorting GME and it wouldn't move the price more than a dollar at most, if you're not going to be honest fuck off back to Rddit.

I shouldn't have to keep repeating this but I made money off GME so save your stupid posts about 'ur mad cuz u missed out dawg lmao'.

>> No.26433602

>>26433513
I make my questionable posts in club penguin

>> No.26433646

>>26433536
you're literally unable to trade xiaomi on the german consorsbank because they banned it

>> No.26433660

>>26433536
I'm not gonna sell the stock, but the Optionsschein is probably fucked hard but I don't want to sell it either. Lets just hope the chinks pump the stock lol

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>>26433540
But you forgot to account for inflation inflation. It started at 3%, then it went up to 3.03%, then 3.07.%, 3.12%. At this point we are at at least 69% daily inflation!

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>>26433602
RIP club penguin.

>> No.26433785

>>26433646
>consorsbank
get a real broker dude

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>>26433646
Probably vorauseilender Gehorsam and the long arms of Uncle Sam. I thought we were frens with China now :(

>> No.26433856

>>26433785
well its the same for Onvista, Comdirect, scalable and smartbroker

>> No.26433902

>>26433856
>Onvista
>Comdirect
>scalable
>smartbroker
get a real broker dude

>> No.26433910

>>26433817
I thought the same, I dont want to touch US stocks right now

>> No.26433981

>>26433646
>Merkel strikes back
At least you can trade muslim stocks, right

>> No.26433993

>>26433530
Slavery is justified according to the bible

>> No.26434031

>>26433981
nothing is banned. just the german equivalents of robinhood banned it for some unknown reason.
I hear it for the first time tho.

Big banks trade this stock no problem

>> No.26434057

>>26433981
yes.
>>26433132

>> No.26434158

>>26430840
>just doing DD on suggestions from internet strangers?
Why would I do DD when the internet strangers already did it for me?