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I'm this thread we do our best WSB impersonations. I'll start.

>buys $200 of OTM GME weekly calls with his monthly funkpop allowance from his wife
>yaaaaaaasssss let's fucking goooooooooooooo boys

>> No.26415683

>TENDIESSS GIVE ME TENDIESSS YESS IM SO EDGY I USE WORDS LIKE RETARD IM LITERALLY LIKE A VERSION OF 4CHAN GUYS

>> No.26415685

>biz
>buy rubic sirs
>no don't buy
>sirs someone fuding to buy lower dis jam
>averagebiz.jpg ok must be legit i'll buy 5k
>no biz you lied to me you told me this was going to moon
>pinkwojak.jpg

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26415710

retard!

le autist !

le tendies

xDdd!!

we're so mean to each other !!!

yea were liek 4 chan but with a bloombrg terminal!! so mysterious and querky!!

gay bear!!

gains porn!!

so mean omg!!

>> No.26415713

I wouldn't know how I don't frequent reddit

>> No.26415722

>>26415685
please go back to ribbit and stay there, you have to be 18 or older to post here

>> No.26416500

people at wsb have probably made more money recently than people here

>> No.26416558

>>26415710
Kek

>> No.26416564

>>26416500
they gamble with lottery option plays. some of them win big, some of them lose big.

>> No.26416568

>>26416500
500 people come here
1 million + normies visit WSB, someone’s bound to hit

>> No.26416570

>>26416500
guh

>> No.26416613

>>26416568
redditors come here to talk about their board.
nobody goes over there to talk about biz. we dont give a fuck what they think

>> No.26416657

>>26416613
because no one gives a fuck what /biz/ thinks (except the people that shill their rugpulls kek).

>> No.26416668

WSB:
2 million total faggots
only 4-10k of them have any actual sizeable portfolio in stocks (>200k)

of those, ~30-40% actually make any money
rest lose it all(or will lose it all)

/biz/:
~50-80k total faggots
2-4k have a sizeable portfolio in crypto (>200k)
~95% of them have made a decent amount of money
5% retards and lose it all (or will lose it all)

there you go

>> No.26416697

>>26415713
this, didnt even know it existed until the redditors here started talking about it

>> No.26416717

>>26415636
What the fuck is wsb?

>> No.26416823

>>26416570
That shit was actually pretty funny, did he end up killing himself?