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I see these types every day so I know you idiots are here.

>My dad lost his job so I'm going to surprise him with a lot of money!
Your dad has a savings account, a job resume, decades of experience and the ability to get a new job very quickly. Throwing money at him will be an insult, hurt his pride, and ruin your relationship.
>I'll give each of my friends $100,000 because they're the best!
You'll 100% ruin your relationship with them and probably cause tax problems for them as well.
>I'll just keep bringing up Bitcoin at family gatherings and one day they'll thank me.
Everyone resents you and even if Bitcoin goes to $1 million they would still resent you for shoving speculative internet meme money into their faces.
>I should give back to the community. Maybe I'll donate 10% to the Red Cross.
There's literally no guarantee that your donations to any charity actually make it to someone who won't skim off the top and hide the rest. Stop being so naive and living in wonderland.

>So I should just be a greedy, selfish jew and keep my money for myself?
Yes, idiot. So that you're healthy, happy and comfortable enough to help others whenever a REAL problem arises. You don't go looking for ways to blow money on others.

>> No.26412820

>>26412775
When I made it I didn't tell anybody and never will except for this anonymous zimbabwe underwear market

>> No.26412834

>>26412775
I’m buying my mom a nice house with my gains and there is nothing you can do about it shlomo

>> No.26412897

>>26412820
Kek. Is it too late get back into link

>> No.26412909

>>26412897
money's at PRQ now fren

>> No.26412911

Is my dad insulting me by giving me cash? He knows my portfolio is over million, he still gives me like 50€ bills if I go visit him kek'd

>> No.26412913

>>26412775
I'm not reading all that, pls condense into 1 sentence

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>>26412775
that's an awful lot of strawmen fren, go put them in a cornfield where they belong.

>> No.26412969

>>26412911
tbqh he is, yeah

>> No.26412997

>>26412969

lol why. Money is money

>> No.26413044

>>26412941
Newfag, these kinds of threads are posted here every day. You’re probably one of the retards who paid your friends off for doing nothing.

>> No.26413054

>>26412997
he's implying that he pays you for visits like some cheap whore

>> No.26413087

>>26413044
>You’re probably one of the retards who paid your friends off for doing nothing.
Another strawman, whoa you really like them. Weird fetish.

>> No.26413096

>>26413054
Lol I visit him almost daily, he is old as fuck retired boomer and lives few blocks away

>> No.26413140

>>26412775
The only people who knows i made it is this nigerian ice fishing forum.
>>26412897
Its never too late unless you are 65 with 1k lmao

>> No.26413174

>>26412911
Your dad loves you anon.

>> No.26413211

>>26412911
my dad wires me €160 as a recurring payment every month years after i told him to stop doing so
boomers will be boomers

>> No.26413267

I will only do this when I am fully diversified and protected.

>> No.26413392

>>26413087
you have to go back

>> No.26413404

>>26412911
>>26413211
>white people problems

>> No.26413428

>>26412911
cute

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>>26413392
a redditor strawman

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>>26413436
>strawman
...nobody cares how many times you repeat yourself kid. Did you just learn about logical fallacies yesterday? Where do you think you are right now? Do you think that's air you're breathing?

>> No.26413739

>>26412775
>>I should give back to the community. Maybe I'll donate 10% to the Red Cross.
>There's literally no guarantee that your donations to any charity actually make it to someone who won't skim off the top and hide the rest. Stop being so naive and living in wonderland.
Fuck this secular weird red cross organization. They finance human trafficking.
Gladly I know a few religious (priests of the sspx and syriac Catholics who are part of the Patriarchat of Antioch) who I know will do responsible stuff with the money

>> No.26414131

>>26412775
Everything except charity is right on your list.

You are an absolute dumbass to think giving to Charity will not work in a benefit. Don't like Red Cross? Find a local food bank or Charity near home to monitor your donation (If you're that autistic). Or better yet just GET THE FUCKING TAX CREDIT. All rich people donate for a tax credit.