uhh... biz...?

[Anonymous No.26394785]

>pic related

[Anonymous No.26394808]

>>26394785
you found your waifu

[Anonymous No.26394867]

ABORT ABORT. DO NOT TALK ABOUT CRYPTOS

[Anonymous No.26394912]

anon it's time to diversify to other asset classes

[Anonymous No.26394953]

also never admit to being schizophrenic wtf

[Anonymous No.26394993]

Dubs decide next txt

[Anonymous No.26395006]

>>26394785
what am i looking at

[Anonymous No.26395018]

>>26394785
Insult the petty shit returns of boomer stonks and say that you thrive on the volatility in crypto. Say some dumb shit like, "i dont know, i just love seeing the patterns in the madness"

[Anonymous No.26395046]

>>26395018
The stock market is the wild west. Crypto is tamed. You got it all wrong

[Anonymous No.26395055]

>>26394993
you wanna quick blowie for 10 LINK?

[Anonymous No.26395073]

>>26394785
>"idk if you're ready for the schizo redpill"
epitome of cringe

[Anonymous No.26395742]

>>26395073
Cope

[Anonymous No.26395805]

>>26394867
kek

[Anonymous No.26395940]

>>26395742
Show her the iso20022 migration website and how the logo is like Ripple's logo

[Anonymous No.26395993]

>>26395055

[Anonymous No.26396073]

>>26395940
Nice

[Anonymous No.26396118]

>>26395055

[Anonymous No.26396166]

Tell her if she doesnt have 100k LINK, she should kys

[Anonymous No.26396209]

>>26395055
>>26396166
based chaos god pepe obliterating useles whore into the oblivion

[Anonymous No.26396365]

>>26394993
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

[Anonymous No.26396410]

>>26396166
Ding ding ding.

[Anonymous No.26396483]

>>26395742
might just be using you as a bait and switch to grab some of your wealth from crypto since 1) its been highly mainstream in the media for the past few weeks to brainwash new poor saps into losing their money and putting their trust into unpaid intern jouranists looking for their next topic to write about on their larp blogs and 2) im guessing youre the dumbfuck who initiated the conversation topic in the first place since she asked first and you responded

but ill bite the bait

how the hell are you going to explain the fundamentals of crypto without you losing her attention span or her understanding while hoping for the slim chance to get laid because of you unintentionally flashing mention of your potential six figure stack?

[Anonymous No.26396489]

>>26395742
make sure to tell her about the Cube of Saturn and how it made a bunch of neets millionaires

[Anonymous No.26396504]

This is cringe and you are a faggot op but it is ok because I'm sure she is ugly as fuck anyway

[Anonymous No.26396531]

>>26396365
>>26395742
nevermind just copy paste this and see what happens

[Anonymous No.26396578]

>>26394785
looks like the TOP is in

[Anonymous No.26396822]

ok here is the schizo red pill
there are schizos on the internet. Terry is unironically the best programmer who ever lived. Human language has been co-opted as a tool to herd nigger cattle. To escape the systems of control you have to learn the language space aliens use like when they communicate using the static on the radio.

[Anonymous No.26396863]

>>26396489
Don’t forget 416 and 42

[Anonymous No.26396864]

>>26396822

[Anonymous No.26397007]

Say it makes your dick hard whenever you buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.26397080]

>>26394785
>>26395742
please don't tell me you morons actually say "redpill" and "schizo" outside this forum...

[Anonymous No.26397097]

>>26394785


We are waiting OP

>>26395055
>>26396166
>>26396822


You better deliever

[Anonymous No.26397113]

>>26397080
>afraid to see how deep the rabbit hole goes
ngmi

[Anonymous No.26397146]

>>26394953
why not

[Anonymous No.26397518]

>>26397080
>he doesn't call his gf a bluepilled normie
ngmi, kys

[Anonymous No.26397631]

>>26397146
because it implies mental incompetence
youre better off admitting to pedophilia

[Anonymous No.26397764]

>>26394785
>you see there is this cartoon bear...

[Anonymous No.26398138]

>>26397631
>mental incompetence
You're educated stupid.
Practicing Boring ONEness
Upon Earth Of Quadrants.
Boring Adult Crime VS Youth.
Supports Lie Of Integration.
1 Educated Are Most Dumb.
Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.
Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.
1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.
Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.

[Anonymous No.26399142]

This thread is why I browse /biz/. You guys have been my closest friend for 4 years going on 5 now. I love you all.

[Anonymous No.26399179]

>>26397146
because it's the modern version of lolsorandum xD

[Anonymous No.26399271]

>>26395046
How so

[Anonymous No.26399428]

>>26398138
based timecube
RIP DR. GENE RAY

[Anonymous No.26399554]

>>26394785
Kek I just dropped the same line on some hinge thot because of this thread. I’ll post screenshots if it goes anywhere

[Anonymous No.26399561]

>>26395742
TELL HER YOU CAN GIVE HER THE WORLD WITH TWO WORDS : CHAIN. LINK.

[Anonymous No.26399594]

>>26394993
milk me

[Anonymous No.26399652]

>>26394785
>Cringe