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>EMP is detonated in low orbit
>instant crash of all computers on the planet that lose their RAM
>all your crypto is gone

>> No.26391561

>>26391528
There are emp protected computers dummy.
If that actually happens you have alot more to worry about than your internet coins

>> No.26391578

>civilization ends

>> No.26391586

>>26391528
there is a bitcoin satelite

>> No.26391630

>>26391528
>Keeping your crypto in volatile memory

>> No.26391695
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26391695

>>26391528
>EMP is detonated in low orbit
>instant crash of all computers on the planet that lose their RAM
>Gold and silver are completely unaffected and I lose no sleep over my savings as the world temporarily goes apeshit for a few months

>> No.26391812

>>26391695
Is that your cat? How did you teach him to dance like that

>> No.26391858

>>26391528
1. Write down your fucking 12/24 words in a piece of paper

2. The pocket change you have in crypto would the least of your problems if that happens

>> No.26391878

Just build a big faraday cage around your desk or house bro.

>> No.26391904

>what is backup phrase

>> No.26391920

>>26391812
People love when animals do tricks but the truth is you have to be very firm and hit them a lot for them to listen. This is the dance of a cat crying out in pain internally.

>> No.26391960

>>26391528
All your bank funds are gone
Your identity is gone
Your claim of ownership to your house, your car and whatever else is gone
All the food at grocery store is gone because shipping networks are gone

>> No.26391988
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26391988

>>26391528
it wouldn't be global though, at most continental. internet and bitcoin would keep running. unless multiple are detonated at the same time above every continent.
even a solar flare would only take out half the planet's electronics (that aren't shielded). bitcoin would unironically survive these "doomsday" scenarios.

>> No.26392156

>>26391960
The deeds to your house and vehicle wont magically dissapear out of your safe. One detonation will not wipe out the entire world, it would take thousands of Emp's to depower the world fully and that would only be temporary. 3 to 6 months and life is back to almost normal if you live in a first world country.

>> No.26392344

>>26392156
Yea right. We'll have full blown anarchy simply because the grocery store supply chains have been demolished. Not to mention planes will be falling out of the sky, power grids will fail. Traffic lights won't work. The problem won't be getting things back online, it will be dealing with all the damage and chaos that came as aftereffects.

>> No.26392454

>>26392344
this
don't forget we have riots because of lack of TP in Wallmart

>> No.26393394

>>26391528
Only a handful of computers need to survive the blast and stay online validating transactions and bitcoin is secured

>> No.26394456

>>26391528
what is a seed phrase?

>> No.26394606

get yarself one of them "paper wallets" son

>> No.26394643

>>26391812
It’s cgi retard

>> No.26394687

>>26394643
GTFO newfag

>> No.26394757

>>26391528
/xsg/ reporting in
my ledger is wrapped in several plastic bags, then several layers of tinfoil (i think 3) then put inside a cookie tin and kept in a basement in a rural area where even if i were tortured i would not be able to direct my kidnappers. additionally my passphrases are in two different locations. i am safu

>> No.26394777
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>> No.26394787

>>26391812
dude it's fake, its made with the computer pictures. are you stupid or somethig

>> No.26394800

>>26391528
>not storing your backups in a faraday cage.
ngmi

>> No.26394802

>not buying gold with your crypto

>> No.26394810

>>26391528
So does the entire banking system. Idiot

>> No.26394840

>>26391695
wtf? thats totally fake

>> No.26394861

>>26391528
There's lots of underground mining operations. I dont think an emp bomb would penetrate more than a few meters into the ground

>> No.26394874

There are cryptos that let you buy crypto with no internet connection.

>> No.26394875

>>26394840
>>26394787
>>26394643
see
>>26394687

>> No.26394996

>>26394757
Ignore this retard's opinion

>> No.26395056

>>26394757
just leave your shit in the microwave

>> No.26395108

>>26394875
its gotta be fake right????

>> No.26395205

>>26391528
Don't worry OP, my computers are EMP shielded and I keep regular backups of my files (including the BTC blockchain) in a lead lined container. The blockchain is safe and WILL be there once the internet comes back on, don't worry.

>> No.26395231

with no computers left, your mom will just use a pen and paper to solve the equations.... the blocktime will be like 100000^16 years but mining wont stop... oh and space mining.. lookit up thats a thing...

>> No.26395258

>>26391528
>EMP is detonated in low orbit
>instant crash of all computers on the planet that lose their RAM
>all your good goy fiat tokens on some kike's digital ledger is gone

>> No.26395342

>>26394840
>>26394787
Now I know why they call this place bizness xD

>> No.26395467

>>26391528
>gamma ray burst hits the earth
>all life is vaporized
>all your assets are annihilated

>> No.26396384
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>>26394787
>>26394643

>> No.26396721

>he didnt download the blockchain

>> No.26396773

>>26391528
pretty sure you'll have bigger problems than that if that happens anon

>> No.26396810

>>26394643
nice

>> No.26396844

>>26394757
Bump

>> No.26396977

That happens your crypto will be the last thing you should be worried about. Not having to murder or be murdered by your neighbors over food and water would be one of many issues of higher importance.

>> No.26396979

>>26395258
This. If every computer in the world was fucked overnight that includes all the ones at your bank and the fed.

>> No.26397161

> all computers on the planet
I'd be more worried about the nuclear fallout and dust cloud that now encompasses the entire earth from such an explosion

In b4 non nuclear EMP

>> No.26397312

>>26391586
So it’s right next to the nuke that goes off and is the first casualty

>> No.26397384

>>26396979
Any data worth securing will have a grassy cage around the facility

>> No.26397417

>>26397384
Faraday

>> No.26398025

>>26394643
Proof?

>> No.26398755

>>26391988
You know now that I think about it that's the beauty of decentralization isn't it? Not just crypto but also stuff like wide adoption of IPFS would vastly dampen the shock of something like that.

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26399750

>>26391528
Na that would only happen to one side of the earth. India will be spared because power outages are very common here so many of the transformers are off (under reparings)most of the time and thus no effect this is how kleros and India will become next super power...