Coomer Co.

[Anonymous No.26382107]

This may be the most brilliant business idea ever created. Fasten your fucking seatbelts because OP is gonna get you paid AND laid.

1) Find college girls looking to get into porn for extra cash
2) The actress's contract PAYS the girls up front and offers a deadline to buy the footage back should they choose - guarantee no public release for 5 years.
3) Bring in the coomers.
4) The coomers buy into "acting" roles with payment agreements for views when the footage goes public.
5) Pocket the difference.
6) In 5 years time, the college girls will be looking for careers and not want to have their porn on the internet.
7) Get paid again.
8) Take your profits and fuck them yourself if you want.
>It's that fucking easy.

Bros, it's fucking $0 investment. Why the fuck are you not doing this right now??

[Anonymous No.26382206]

>>26382107
Because I'm too old for college girls to want to fuck me, too autistic, but the idea is based.

[Anonymous No.26382301]

>Porn Futures

OP, are you Jewish?

[Anonymous No.26382558]

>>26382107
>The coomers buy into "acting" roles with payment agreements for views when the footage goes public.

Idk the laws but this might be fitting of facilitating prostitution kind of like making you a pimp. There seems like a fine line between prostitution and filming porn.

[Anonymous No.26382688]

>>26382301
>>Porn Futures
>OP, are you Jewish?
Lmao

[Anonymous No.26382845]

>>26382107
Neat

[Anonymous No.26383028]

>>26382107
Interesting idea OP.

[Anonymous No.26383029]

>>26382301
Kek

[Anonymous No.26383231]

>>26382107
So coomers get paid in pussy on the off chance that the vid goes public? Sounds like a watertight proposition desu, have you been to a bank?

[Anonymous No.26383819]

>>26383231
>have you been to a bank?
Honestly, I've been too busy cooming after thinking about how rich this is gonna make me. Worst case scenario, I buy some bullshit liability insurance and cut uncle sam a check for any licensing.

[Anonymous No.26383856]

C00mer here. I just wanna c00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000mmmmmm

[Anonymous No.26383951]

When coomcoin moon?

[Anonymous No.26384481]

>PORN FUTURES

[Anonymous No.26384698]

>>26383819
Drain those nuts and get out for some starting capital, you've got it made

[Anonymous No.26384843]

>>26383819
>Worst case scenario, I buy some bullshit liability insurance and cut uncle sam a check for any licensing.
You realize you're literally signing women up to be blackmailed in the future, and the first one who hires a lawyer is going to fuck you, right?
>6) In 5 years time, the college girls will be looking for careers and not want to have their porn on the internet.
That's straight up blackmail and it doesn't become legal just because they agree to it beforehand.

[Anonymous No.26385579]

>>26382107
this is the most jewish thing ive ever heard

[Anonymous No.26385766]

>>26384843
>blackmailed
Would she be better off on other terms? Such as release the porn as soon as possible with no chance of undoing your past?

I'll take the blackmailing/buyback option all day

[Anonymous No.26385839]

>>26382107
all ideas look good on paper anon. good luck thinking it's all going to unfold the way you expect.

[Anonymous No.26385866]

>>26382107

[Anonymous No.26385889]

>>26382301
lmao

[Anonymous No.26386015]

>>26382107
the issue starts at step 1

[Anonymous No.26386307]

>>26384843
>That's straight up blackmail and it doesn't become legal just because they agree to it beforehand.

Yes it does, are you retarded? If they sign a contract that gives him legal ownership over the footage then there's nothing they can do about it. That's literally how porn works.

[Anonymous No.26386444]

It's a pretty epic idea but you can't just take porn off the internet as people would save it and reupload. However they might not be recognisable in 5 years so there's that...

[Anonymous No.26386557]

>>26386444
It wouldn’t be released until 5y later you fool. In a large % of cases they wouldn’t get released as the girls buy back, in which case you’ve already made money from the guys paying for pornshoots. Literally can’t go tits up

[Anonymous No.26386604]

>>26382107
This scheme is so jewish it's genius

[Anonymous No.26386624]

>>26382301

[Anonymous No.26386697]

>>26382301

[Anonymous No.26386740]

Have fun screaming into the void for eternity.

[Anonymous No.26387634]

legendary cooooooommminnnnnn back