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aaaaand cucks back below $22

nice "price discovery" linktards lmfao

>> No.26378147

>>26378090
BTC doesn't want to give up just yet. patience.

>> No.26378183

sub $20 early next week, mark my words

>> No.26378191

Lmao

>> No.26378205

>>26378090
Woahhh, wait a minute there nolinker, you're telling me that

>despite hating LINK you monitor the price religiously and make a thread as soon as there is any movement
>develop novel and intiutive FUD plotlines using the most up to date information you constantly seek out
>dedicate your creative energies to editing maymays with LINK branding
>have LINKtrader, GitHub, Gitter, pivotaltracker bookmarked so you can keep up to date with the project you hate
>actively participate in a LINK discord or telegram group
>know more about LINK than any other project, even more than stinkylinkies themselves

You need to have sex incel

>> No.26378221
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26378221

>goes up

>> No.26378237

>>26378090
more time to get more link

>> No.26378286

>>26378090
I bought when it was $0.20 and then again at $1.00. Blast my ass.

>> No.26378410

>>26378286
So you believe it's going to 1k but you can't buy at 20?

>> No.26378493

Sergey's slowly dumping more

circulating supply is above 400m now

cucked linkies getting fucked in the ass by their fat masters lmaooo

>> No.26378698

>>26378090
>"Alright well... here we have Mr Sergey Nazarov, representing Smartcontract and their flagship blockchain oracle project, Chainlink! Please welcome Sergey to the stage"
>light applause gives way to the sound of heavy breathing and clipping as the sound of moist meat rubbing on flannel reverberates throughout the venue
>Sergey lumbers out on stage, carefully judging the distance between each step and taking several minutes to traverse the tiny set of stairs due to his prodigious bulk
>He stops at the top, wiping his brow vigorously. When his hand drops, his eyes are bloodshot and glazed, and he has mustard stains on his collar. He has either not noticed this or simply doesn't care.
>A brief look of surprise crosses his face as he remembers where he is
>"Ah so uh... funda...fundamentally"
>he fumbles with his little clicker and almost drops it after fishing it out of his pockets, which also seem to contain several spicy shaker fry packets from McDonalds
>one falls to the floor, and he turns away from the stage as if this will hide the fact that he is just sucking on his finger after dipping it in the bag
>"Yannow... I think I'll just let this neato little presentation present itself! Haha... there's a surprise at the end."
>He clicks through the slides on the projector for several minutes, yawning audibly and checking his phone as he does so.
>A smile creeps across his face as he nears the end of the presentation.
>"Oh, here's the new part."
>the last slide shows a new transaction from the usual wallet, this time selling off 1.4 million tokens in one batch
>he makes a hand gesture at the effects booth, and a small pyrotechnics display fires off while fresh fifty dollar bills rain down from above the stage
>he lies down in the money pile and makes a money angel as the curtains draw closed
>he is later seen being carried out on a stretcher to his limo, not because he is injured but because he is asleep

>> No.26378705

>>26378493
back below 22 dollars linkies!
>rebounds to 22.20 immediately
uhhh... look at the circulating supply.. haha... c-cucks....