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how do girls know if your rich

>> No.2637468

>>2637463
confidence

>> No.2637469

>>2637463
>>2637463
Clothes and look.
Your hands too.

>> No.2637472

they smell it a mile away

>> No.2637473

>>2637463
how fancy your watch is

>> No.2637479

>>2637463
if you have a lambo you appear rich, if not then you appear to be a dickless fucking retard

>> No.2637491

>>2637463
if you know the difference between your shit and you're shit

>> No.2637494

>>2637463
My rich what?

>> No.2637497

Just the way you act, the way you dress and talk?

Saying that I still drive a 13 year old ford focus, I said I will buy my dickhead car when it fails on me. 95k miles and besides the usual maintenance it works fine.

Throws women off as well

>> No.2637504

>>2637463
how do YOU know if someone is rich?

>> No.2637510

lambo owners are compensating for little dicks is not a meme

>> No.2637518

>>2637469
>Your hands too.
Yes, my beautiful iron hands. They'll know that I don't sell, even when the going gets tough. Girls love that.

>> No.2637521

>>2637504
By looking at their account balance on the atm receipt after they take out money

>> No.2638415

>>2637510
or maybe you just enjoy riding a piece of horrendous bang for buck automotive engineering

>> No.2638767

>>2637491
damn, im fucking rich then

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>>2637463

>> No.2638855

>>2637463
they don't

it's in your best interests to hide your wealth from roasties

>> No.2638955

>>2637463
Same way a dog can detect if its owner has cancer. Possibly scent, possibly instinct. Science hasn't come that far yet, but they most certainly can detect it. It is funny because when they do sense it. They get a serotonin rush.

>> No.2639191

>>2638955
how do you know if the dog has detected cancer? do they bark "this nigga has cancer" in woof woof language?

>> No.2639533

They detect traits that can cause someone to become rich, eg confidence, creativity, and competence.

If you are an inbred old-money jew kid, you will need some sort of external cue ("Hi I'm Bob Roschild").

>> No.2639580

All wonderful answers, gentlemen

>> No.2639590

>>2637463
Clothes, well groomed, nice car.

>> No.2639605

>>2637463
When you get in your lambo and drive off leaving their wallet chasing ass on the curb.

>> No.2639608

well if your parents are basically famous and you too by extent

>> No.2640343

It is actually shoes.

>> No.2640393

You release the /biz/ness™ pheromone, they instantly become wet.

>> No.2640424

>>2637463
When she gets into your 99 corolla and you drive her home, press PH on the elevator and hear the panties pop because moisture content changed too rapidly

>> No.2640453

1. Wear a nice watch
2. Wear nice shoes
3. Have a /fa/ haircut

That's it, you now come across as a rich fag.

>> No.2640454

>>2637463
It's a normie thing, something that NEETs don't understand.

>> No.2640465

>>2637518
Keked

>> No.2640468

>>2637469
but i lift so my palms are hard and calloused

>> No.2640559

>>2638824
lol, a gold card? Anyone who has modestly decent credit can get one. Ditto for the platinum card- if you've got a pulse and can cough up the annual fee can get it.

Black card (the Centurion Amex, not the bullshit card Barclaycard put together on Visa) actually takes some serious spending to get an invite. It used to be $250,000 annual spend on a plat, but it seems like Amex has gotten way more picky about who they invite. I've seen people who have spent $500k-$1MM plus still not get one.

>> No.2640579

>>2640453
this +
drive a nice car
wear nice clothes

>> No.2640651

>>2637463
Hang some shiny things around your neck. Get golden teeth.

>> No.2640704

>>2637463

Nothing is perfect. Some things are going to be overinclusive and other shit underinclusive but-

1. How are you dressed? (poor= like shit, good= well fitting clothes with understated elegance (blazer) kind of best= sloppy chic but with understated brands generally recognized mostly by the rich (Thom Browne, Bape etc) )

2. What do you do? (good=doctor, lawyer (especially a partner at a big firm), ibanking, politician, big 3 consultant, own a company she recognizes, work at your family's business, (best)-work at your family's charity (lazy old money))

3. What do your parents do (especially if you're still in uni)- (good= surgeon, partner at a firm, ibanking, CEO/president of a company she recognizes)

3. Where do they find you? (good= exotic locations that probably took money to get there (Antarctica, Everest (to fucking summit, Maldives, St Barts); places that sort of implicitly require money (black-tie charity events, fundraisers for top caliber Universities, functions being held at other rich people's homes), expensive places (5-star hotel bars, Michelin-starred restaurants)

4. Where do you take them?- (not cheap as shit places)
5. What do you do for fun? (poor shit= play video games, read, board games, middle stuff= rock climbing rich shit= shooting, hunting, expeditions to exotic places, paragliding, golf, polo, anything equestrian)
6. Who do you associate with? (good- doctors, lawyers, bankers, bros from your excellent undergraduate school, politicos, consultants
7. Other shit that's a good indicator- Having household staff, not having a clear need to be working, Having a large house or a trendy condo, driving an exotic (though it could be a turnoff if she's also rich and is more restrained), dropping your Black Card

>> No.2640787

>>2637463

Clothes
Car
House
Attitude

>> No.2640812

>>2637463
How you dress and carry yourself. If you're rich u probably have a stylist, personal trainer, etc.

>> No.2640881

>>2637463
They can't detect shit, they can deduce from clues like a mystery and are easily fooled. There are as many poorfags masquerading as richfags as there are richfags masquerading as averagefags, it's more about how sturdy the facade is than anything else.

>> No.2641440

>>2640881
This

>> No.2641463

>>2640704
>understated brands
>thom browne, bape

the fuck

>> No.2641497

It all comes down to great genes and last name. My two last names are exotic as shit, one Spaniard and the other French. Plus, all the good genes from both of my families. My grandads, and dad were all chick magnets, and cultured. Grandmother and mom where hot ass fuck when younger and both got doctorates. I could be smelling like dogs shit, without grooming for 4 months and wearing 50 cent sandals and dirty clothes full of holes. And I would to keep women away from me. You

>> No.2641505

Personally I stack noted but act broke.

No one besides me knows I have a net worth of over 2 million

>> No.2641519

>>2637518
HEhehehee

>> No.2641537

>>2640579
Basically just have the most expensive version of everything, including house, car, watch, jewelery, travel, clothes and crazy car accessories.

>> No.2641755

>>2639191
Correct. You know more about dogs than you thought you did

>> No.2642042

>>2637463

your social connections

/thread

>> No.2642062

>>2637463
>owning a lambo

>> No.2642559

>>2637463
wear a rolex

>> No.2642590

It literally doesn't matter.
My ex knew I had hundreds of thousands in Bitcoin and she still left me. I'd rather have her than the money desu. Now I'm so poor all I have is bitcoins.

>> No.2642595

>>2637463
You tell them dipshit

>> No.2642599

>>2640812
retard

>> No.2642608

>>2637463
If you are expensive clothes/sunglasses/watch/car etc... they'll naturally come to you then ask what you do for a living.
If you don't spill you spaghetti and spout /biz/ memes and just say trader they'll ask you to if they can take a ride in your car, you'll say yes and they'll suck your dick.

>> No.2642649

>Hanging out with girl I like at a mates place (they were having a small party)
>She obviously doesn't want me
>Had a plan to somehow show her how much money I have so that she was into me so i could fuck her then dump her.
>sitting next to her on couch I was drunk, but pretending to be extra drunk
>pulled phone out of pocket while standing up to go to the bathroom
>an ATM receipt with my balance on it falls out of my pocket onto the couch next to her as i do this.
>get back from the bathroom and the receipt is gone, pretty sure she looked at it and then didn't want me to know she looked at it so she hid it in her pocket or somewhere.
>She was all over me.
>instead of fucking her, i was so disgusted by her absolute change in behavior i told her to fuck off.
Still regret not fucking her.

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>>2642649

If you are as rich as you say it means you had a plan and you stick to it. You didn't do this with this gold digger hence there is a high chance you are lying . Also : we are on 4chan
Also2: who the fuck uses ATMS and even if they do: keep the fucking recieipt

>> No.2643384

>>2643364
>who the fuck uses ATMS

People who go to the laundromat, people who go to nightclubs, people who have to park in the city.

>> No.2643393

>>2643384

so poor people. Right. So the story is still made up

>> No.2643425

>>2643393
Even rich people have to drive through the toll booth.

>> No.2643427

>>2637463
>how do girls know if your rich
They have not only the g-spot in their wugeina, they also have a less talked about r-spot (but only the ones with a matching coinslot-pussy, ask /s/ about pictures) which will sense your approximate net-worth and thus wire their brain to love you (or dump you, if you are poor).

Isn't biology fascinating?

>> No.2643429

>watch
So sad. At least with car you can have fun, watch is literally makeup tier.

>> No.2643439

The pros can taste it on your dick.

>> No.2643486

>>2641497
Thanks for the "you"

>> No.2643492

>>2643439
I need more women to find out like this.

>> No.2643503

>>2640559
I want to be a highroller in this fiat scam. That sounds dope af

>> No.2643557

>>2642649
Why would you be disgusted about things going exactly to plan? I'm disgusted by your lack of follow through and Tumblr tier moral faggotry.

>> No.2643574

>>2643557
this lol, wtf

>> No.2643599

You should just drop it casually in a conversation. Like
>Look at the millions of refugees entering europe. Millions, just like the amount of dollars in my bank account.
People will notice, but it won't be like you're braggin.

>> No.2643603

>>2637463

I actually do mini social experiments on this, I'm only 22 but I'm a programmer with no monthly expenses so I've been saving up the vast majority of my paychecks.

When I go out shopping, I wear normal-ish clothes and get no attention, but when I'm paying for stuff, my wallet will be stuffed full of benjamins, I have had so many girl cashiers get kinder to me when they see my wallet.

Fuck gold diggers man, I would rather die alone than let some skank take half my shit.

>> No.2643604

>>2637518
kek be praised a milliion keks for this neet

>> No.2643648 [DELETED] 

Fastest way to get a lambo:

https://t.me/interstellarpump

>> No.2643651

>>2640559
>not just getting the annual fee waived

>> No.2643716

>>2642649
What do you do for a living anon and what does your portfolio look like?

>> No.2644387

>>2637463
they see me checking my fake inflated blockfolio and start making explicit eye contact.

>> No.2644419

>>2640704
make a /biz/-guide

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2644459

Come join rakers
New pump group, first pump will happen when 2000 rakers have been gathered.
https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAERGFOjPnyAUDcHWcw

>> No.2644711

>>2639533
This is truth

>> No.2645803

>>2637463
How much money needed to get good amount of decent quality poon in the average Western countries anons. As in how much net worth. Also, bump.

>> No.2645811

>>2645803
*average western country

>> No.2646668

>>2645803
$0

Just be yourself.

>> No.2646682 [DELETED] 

Check this out!

https://t.me/interstellarpump

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>>2646682
Go away.

>> No.2646759

>>2637463

not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" is one of the telltale signs that someone is mentally retarded

>> No.2646787
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>>2637463
you show them your blockfolio

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>>2637463
Pretending to be poor is more fun.

>> No.2646805

>>2646759
Spelling this out is not a good look either

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>>2645803
just bee yourself

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>>2646836
Literally this. I'm an average looking dude with 0 money and I get laid weekly if I want to.
Me on the left

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>>2646836

>> No.2646931

>>2646901
you look like you take a good cock

>> No.2646975

>>2646901
I don't think it is homo-sex OP is looking for.

>> No.2647015

Sell shit that you don't need boy

>> No.2647051

>>2646901
Fuck is going on with your mates bicep?

>> No.2647069

>>2646901
dont think OP was talking about boipussy. nice try faggot.

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>>2646908
you forgot this

>> No.2647269

>>2637473
They can't tell anything by watches

>> No.2647388

>>2640881

> t. emotional driven creatures

>> No.2647433

>>2646801

> this

>> No.2647451

>>2637463

Normies will look at your material goods; cars, overpriced garbage fashion, apartment ect.

But the people who flaunt these things and think being rich is about having these things still have a very long way to go.

You know someone is really rich because their focus is on time and time management. Poor fags are unable to comprehend this.

>>2637518

Best post Ive read on biz

>> No.2647529

>>2643429
Nah it's a hobby desu. I'm not particularly wealthy, but I collect them, therefore have Rolex, Omega, etc

>> No.2647544

You got "swag" and you "swagger"
Or hustling if you are a nigger.

>> No.2647573

>>2640704
>3 consultant

Umm...that is wageslave tier

>> No.2647583

>>2647269
If you have an automatic watch, it's a sign of sophistication. Definitely easy way to separate normie faggots (quartz/digital wearers) from people with taste

>> No.2647628

>>2647583
Women can't tell this.

>> No.2647640

>>2647583
Virgin detected

>> No.2647656

>>2647640
A-at least I know how many Hz a Rolex operates at :C

>> No.2647659

>>2647640
Yeah, only watch nerds care about watches.

Maybe if she sees it is a Rolex she will care.

>> No.2647675

I can only express the profundity of what I'm about to say in the form of a Haiku:

girls don't like rich men
they like men who lose money
spending it on them

>> No.2647685

Women dont care if youre rich unless youre a multi millionaire. If you cant take them on a luxury vacation once a month they dont consider you rich

>> No.2647689

>>2647659
>I should be an interest-less, shallow faggot because idiotic roasties can't understand my hobbies

I don't care

>> No.2647695

>>2647628
Women love men's watches dude

>> No.2647720

>>2647685
>Women dont care if youre rich unless youre a multi millionaire. If you cant take them on a luxury vacation once a month they dont consider you rich


Not true

>> No.2647733

>>2644387
This is me.

"No really, I bought ether when it was $10, honest!"

>> No.2647743

>>2647720
Sorta is. For women its 3 stages

1. poorfag (no home, no stable income)
2. normal guy - stable job, good income, own a house/aptmt
3. Richfag - you only reach this stage when she feels like she can basically do whatever she wants with your money

>> No.2647909

>>2647743
What if I'm 2.5?
No job but somewhat of a multi millionaire?

>> No.2648023

>>2647909
Wow you're really smart for 2.5 year old infant I thought I was a potato at that age.

>> No.2648045

You don't want them to know that you're rich until they already are in love with your personality and looks.

Otherwise it makes it hard to distinguish between the goldcashers and legit crushes

>> No.2648166

>>2647269
They can probably tell the time

>> No.2648172

>>2648045
What if even when you get a date, the girl just never likes you? Something about me really makes girls go running.

When I become rich I have to show it off to them or else I won't impress anyone.

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>>2648172

>> No.2648923

>>2648457
If Elliot Rodger had won the lottery like he planned, girls would have thrown themselves at him and the Day of Retribution would not have occurred.

>> No.2649117

>>2648923
I doubt it

>> No.2649744

>>2637463
Don't ever let a bitch know how much money you have. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.2650162

>>2638415
>lambo
>horrendous bang for buck
Fucking keked. Ever heard of a 911 Turbo S?

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>>2643599
>People will notice, but it won't be like you're braggin
I know I'm on 4chan and can't expect any of you autists to have any social graces, but jesus christ.

>> No.2652121

>>2640704
imagine thinking bape makes you look wealthy

>> No.2652147

My dad is a millionaire and drives a Toyota and wears cheap clothes.

They don't

>> No.2652158

>>2643599
i hope this is a shitty joke

>> No.2652285

>>2649744
Richfags understand this, averagefags down tend more and more not to, the result is just going to be growing poorer trying to meet growing expectations, in the end it's being a yes man. If the goal is just casual encounters and it's costing less than hookers would then maybe consider moving to a country with cheaper hookers.

>> No.2652322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizbOpEufBg

>> No.2652366

>>2646901
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZit-H9cNtNeQM5DnufT6nxa_1jlOyfYB-RAXqth3ttQpdE3SbWY_1shI9Mk6SeAVCUgTw73U7JNz8BxC-AfqBO-YNRlUcAC9njXNGmazAl1IQNYJgQC5tATLJ9BjyVTo95v_1YnLPozDT3cnQItK3p_1dkk3ITSgCGY2pvSYYMmxd28ZWJ5nzPiTxTGcH5jzkTvH2mOwO0PxfAbmfjeAtBVgrfSX0EevVkGfJzFoRi5qxgh85Gx4zaZzwlBgtr9X0vb6IMudBK_12iQUsevd8SPg-VQY87t_1NdCokl4RtV-tDc38kdrQrF5X1PJHbvi8Wldo1vzjJPm_18Yz1AsWoz2Bg9wrusuS5n_1A

LARP more

>> No.2652413

I know a guy
>house looks like crap, old outdated, messy
>shit all over the place, but I mean he does find a use for it eventually..
>drives a beater car.. Its a nice looking car, but would never pass insp, he has legal way to drive it around
>people look at him like he's a bum and ain't got no neetbuck

Tfw when I. make cash drops to the bank for him and it takes me a gods 30 min at drive thru waiting for fuckers to count it right
So much cash that when the shiesty bankers say it short, I just say whatever, intial it