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>> No.26346663
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IT WAS I WHO MANIPULATED GME. SOLD ALL MY GME AT $45 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS BAGHOLDERS

>> No.26346691
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>reddit refugees are among us
Tinny was right

>> No.26346698
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>>26346663
I knew it was you. How low is it going?

>> No.26346699
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Are you ready for the Biden economy?
>No checks
>No jobs
>More taxes

>> No.26346710 [DELETED] 
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first for r/wsb

>> No.26346712

Gambling is my way of life...sadly
XRP, GRT.
I spend my life at the casino all day everyday I carry dice and cards everywhere.

Minimum wage I'm getting paid spend it all at the casino

>> No.26346715

Someone help me get these Redditards to buy some CRBP bags

>> No.26346729
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>>26346663
PRAISE HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE!
PRAISE!
PRAISE!

>> No.26346753
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My GF's opinion on my CLF bags

>> No.26346766

Why don't the refugees make their own /wsb/ general. These niggers are beyond painful

>> No.26346767
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26346767

A big heckin welcome to the reddit refugees, le updoots to you.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind sir-mam

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>>26346667
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITTY SITE MAKE A THREAD ON /BIZ/ ABOUT IT FUCK OFF THIS IS /SMG/ NOT FUCKING REDDIT FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26346774

>>26346753
Well, did you?

>> No.26346780

>>26346753
Are you dating a special needs person holy shit what is that diction

>> No.26346795

>>26346780
I think its one of those attention whoring tripfags who talks to gook mail order brides

>> No.26346799
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26346799

Let's keep the racism and hate to MAXIMUM NIGGER so we don't have CUM SLURPING REDDIT TRANNYS in these threads anymore

>> No.26346802

>>26346780
Well I'm not dating your mother so no.

>> No.26346803
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>>26346691
pretty sure he was just being tongue in cheek about the rapture and no longer doing the updates. I hope because I love rocker too much for him to just disappear back into being a random anon.

>>26346710
we just had a spike of IP's from like the mid 40's to over 100, so the refugees are here and most are very queer.

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>>26346767
GOOD BOY

>> No.26346816

a wall cant be a street

>> No.26346820

>>26346799
Based fuck niggers HH

>> No.26346825

>>26346767
Wow based

>> No.26346827

>>26346753
Your hooker is retarded like child

>> No.26346828

>>26346753
tell your esl cunt gf to LEARN ENGLISH

>> No.26346830

How many anons u think we got here /smg/
Unique visitors per day? average online at once?

>> No.26346839

>>26346767
heckin awesome doggerino. how do i make an account here?

>> No.26346846
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whatever you do, don't show this to newton!!

>> No.26346856
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>>26346767
Good boy gonna grant me another leg up on GME

>> No.26346860

CRBP short float 25%. Shorts are going to get margin called soon and they will have to cover.

You hear that my heckin reddit niggerinos? We got an epic doot squeeze comin up!

>> No.26346862
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>>26346802
MY MOTHER IS A SAINT YOU DOG FACED PONY BROKER APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.26346866

>>26346830
during the day in smg, about 100-150 uniques per post

>> No.26346871

>>26346767
Faggot boy

>> No.26346877

>>26346803
<you and 39 people are usually chillin talking stocks
wonder how many times ive talked to the same person here.

>> No.26346880
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26346880

REDDIT NIGGERS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>> No.26346882

Watching tony robbins he says to get into compound interest but what vehicles are even worth it anymore? He mentions reits but hownwould i buy those?

>> No.26346884

>>26346839
I've sent you a DM with some instructions on how to sign up ;)

>> No.26346890

>>26346767
Where are the rockets and moon emojis!!

>> No.26346892
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>>26346663
Wait a minute

>> No.26346893

>>26346862
Sorey bro don't call me a pony soldier I'm sorry

>> No.26346917

>>26346699
If no one has a job to make money what are they gonna tax? Dumb snake.

>> No.26346919
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26346919

I'm only able to double my money every 3 weeks when I need to double my money every 2 weeks to become a billionaire by EOY. Is my life over?

>> No.26346923
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>>26346753
Oh no she's literally fucking retarded.

>> No.26346935

>>26346880
Was their reddit safe space banned? What happened?

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26346942

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>> No.26346945

All Reddit tourist are on a watch list now

>> No.26346946

>wsb is here
okay boys, rev up those tranny folders, it’s going to get heated during market hours

>> No.26346957

Wanna know what to use?

>> No.26346965
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>>26346893
Apology accepted we good bro we good

>> No.26346968 [DELETED] 
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26346968

fuck kikes fuck reddit fuck niggers. BILI to 150 EOM

>> No.26346981

>>26346877
more times than you can count, but most of the times we have people that are only here during trading hours. those are mostly the retards posting wojak memes

>>26346935
they locked it down because they (rightly) think the hedggies and jews are after them.

>> No.26346988

>>26346935
WSB was locked

>> No.26346989

>>26346946
>Market hours tomorrow
the GME spam.....

>> No.26346992

>>26346648
lol all the steelfags sound so pressed

>> No.26346994
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>>26346839

Lol everyone here is just some fat old virgin. Just post anime and you will blend it. It’s what I do, and I’m 300 lbs.

>> No.26346995

>>26346935
wallstreetbets was down for 20 minutes and a tidalwave of gay niggers flooded every financial forum, discord, chan, thread, and dead drop in the world

>> No.26346996

>>26346968
Fuck Chinks

>> No.26347006

>>26346860
Or the stock just tanks and shorts win.

>> No.26347016

>>26346767
good boy also do i sell my meme stocks tomorrow before reddit paperhands them all and causes a financial crash

>> No.26347039

Going to roll...to see where I spend my only 200 dollars

1: ARCO stock
2: Aurora cannabis
3: gambling this weekend
4: saving up for apartment
5: XRP
6: GRT
7: new clothes
8: whatever stock you guys choose for me
9: donate to church

If dubs you choose

>> No.26347044

>>26346965
Thanks bro.
>>26346992
I bought this shit at $8 it would take the CEO shitting into a kiln and yelling "CLF IS DEAD" on camera for me to go negative.

>> No.26347047

>>26346996
Right in their stinky fish smelling yellow cunts am i right mate
simple as

>> No.26347048
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>>26346989
remember when we spammed GME when it was a deep value pick and everyone called us fucking nuts

>> No.26347052

>>26346767
Its fucking DIGITS or nothing here bitch and you ain't gettin CHECKED now fuck off

>> No.26347060

Now that everyone is here I suggest you take 5% of your bank and put it into RYCEY and check back in two years.

>> No.26347064
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>>26347006
I don't think the call option order volume today suggests that will happen big boy.

>> No.26347070

>>26347039
AMC

>> No.26347079
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>>26346968
Suicide is bad ass.

>> No.26347082

>>26347039
I suggest a reroll

>> No.26347086
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26347086

bros if AUHP wins im going to buy a new computer chair and im not joking around.

>> No.26347085

>>26347039
spend it on a rope and hang yourself you filthy fucking NIGGER

>> No.26347088

>>26347039
If you donate to church, find one that feeds the homeless

>> No.26347089
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>>26346830
Probably 100ish regulars and 1000s of lurkers. Off the top of my head I can name rlftf insecure anon, used to be 250x GME anon, the one anon with TSM LEAPS and used to be heavy in GME, CLF tranny, kpop faggot, smg vid anon, boomer anon that always talks about having 100k, etc. I can name a lot more, but this post is long enough. A lot of us post as anon, but you start to know who's who by looking at their writing styles and the pics they post.

>> No.26347092

>>26347044
Half of the people are like -40% lol

>> No.26347099
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>>26347048
Yes. Those were the days

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>>26346946
planning on using my rekt folder

>> No.26347111

>>26347039
NOK

>> No.26347119

>>26347064
31% of the float is shorts. This is nuts.

>> No.26347121

>>26346866
Damn that many people team up for every post? No wonder I'm broke I'm Gollum status

>> No.26347123

>>26347086
That’s a quality cat, anon. Post more.

>> No.26347129
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>>26341423
reddit is unironically already here. hopefully they dont find this general. if you are reading this and are coming from wsb, please kill yourself or leave

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>>26347089
What would you say if I told you every namefag and trip on THIS ENTIRE SITE is me? Yes that's right, I spend 18 hours a day shitposting on 4chan with 10,000 VPNs.

>> No.26347132

>>26347088
Going to donate it to Steven Anderson faithful word. Life's pretty fun if you let the Dice choose for you. I might reroll with less options desu

>> No.26347136

>>26347032
reddit faggots have vacated

>> No.26347139

Is it time to accept the clown completely and just buy SPY calls at EoD to sell the next day.

>> No.26347150

>>26347089
Don't forget about cocaine anon that loves doinks and calling people babies or babys and cumming

>> No.26347155
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I was the first to buy GHIV and I will be the last to sell.

>> No.26347158

>the GME naked calls guy probably exited his position owing upwards of a million follars

>> No.26347160

>>26346767
Good boy

>> No.26347164

>>26347106
What's the story here?

>> No.26347179

>>26347119
Source on it being 31%?

>> No.26347186

>>26347048
I remember it was fucking obnoxious and then I eventually yolo'd in now I'm up close to 300%

>> No.26347191
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26347191

What's in floyd's folio?

>> No.26347192

>>26346663
I thought you sold all your GME at $20 you faggot

>> No.26347193

>>26347106
>dead chick bounce

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>>26346946
>rev up those tranny folders
What did he mean by this?

>> No.26347199

>>26347129
>r/wsb is here
Hopefully they don'd find out our super secret NAK play
NAKkers

>> No.26347205

>>26347150
>Don't forget about cocaine anon that loves doinks and calling people babies or babys and cumming
What the fuck why am i cocaine anon? I've literally done cocaine maybe 4 times in my life

>> No.26347208

>>26347139
I mean, couldn’t that turn out like real bad?

>> No.26347228

>>26347089
>the Chinastocks guy who has all his smug anime filenames saved in X00 format
>quock
>personal responsibility anon

>> No.26347232
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>>26347123
i post my cats on my terms and dont you forget

>> No.26347243

>>26347048
i did that but i finally sold last thursday
good luck to all but i don't like how reddit is hyping it so hard now
it's such a bad sign to me when their only reason for jumping into GME now is for a short squeeze. These are the same idiots who will panic sell

>> No.26347254

>>26347092
Yeah not the best move to have bought at $18

>> No.26347259

>>26347179
>https://fintel.io/ss/us/crbp
>28%
Ok it was a bit over stated.

>> No.26347264

>>26347111

Trips of Wealth

>> No.26347278

>>26347039
>not buying anglo american
lol why continue losing?

>> No.26347279

>>26347150
Ya that CRBP dude is pretty weird, but he made me money, so it is what it is. Funny thing is, is he's part of the same discord that I'm in and literally copies and pastes his and what others post about CRBP here.

>> No.26347280

>>26347191
How do I invest in fentanyl?

>> No.26347288

>>26347191
$1000 dollars worth of heroin cut with fentanyl, a fractional share of TSLA, and ethereum.

>> No.26347316
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>>26347158
He hasn't posted in a minute, so maybe ded

>> No.26347318

Convince me not to buy a shitload of 7C April Nokia calls for 9bux each.

>> No.26347324
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26347330

>>26347205
you sound like you're on cocaine when the sativa kicks in bro

>> No.26347332

>>26347318
Do you think it will reach that?

>> No.26347360

>>26347106
She fell already, why is he in an elevator?

>> No.26347364

>>26347191
JNJ

>> No.26347367

>>26346648
>>26346753
Thread edition dedicated to anons gf

>> No.26347372

>>26347318
How long u think it takes 5b shares to 2x?

>> No.26347396

Who else is on the solo moon mission today

>> No.26347398
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Are these stupid fucking redditors going to ruin GME? I wasnt worried their dumbshit antics would affect anything but if the SEC investigates them for pump and dumping, could that reach GME at all? None of it matters in the face of cohen’s vision for the company’s future, right?
I hate reddit so much bros

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>>26347039
You gotta donate to a church now bro or else you are a dishonest faggot who will die broke and go to hell. Honor your roll.

>> No.26347402

>>26347360
I think he threw her off? Grabbed her and took her up to hide the evidence?

>> No.26347431

>>26347318
Nokia is a 20 billion company, don't be mislead by the fact that it's only $4. There's a huge float

If it was $40 instead, would you bet on $70 calls for April?
Maybe for 2023

>> No.26347432

>>26347400
ok will do princess..

>> No.26347436

>>26347398
You will get fucked...and not in a good way
....Upvoted

>> No.26347474

>>26347398
As long as none of them are GME employees it would be fine

>> No.26347475

>reddit brought gme
Anyone else took profits?

>> No.26347477

>>26347106
Based. Gore and CP are the chemo.

>> No.26347490 [DELETED] 

>>26347360
He's gonna fuck the body

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>>26346753
Your gf better be a gook who barely speaks English and only pity fucks you.

>> No.26347497

>>26347280
Buy shares in literally any shady chinese chemical manufacturer

>> No.26347498

>>26347431
Nokia's new CEO is literally named Pekka. It will hit $200 EOY. Confirmed.

>> No.26347525

>>26347475
i took it as a chance to sell my April calls but I couldn't justify rolling over to July calls with this IV so i just bought LEAPs in other shit with the gains

>> No.26347527

>>26347332
No, I think it will go up a few cents and I will flip for an easy 10-15% in a day or three.
>>26347431
>If it was $40 instead, would you bet on $70 calls for April?
I'd bet on $47 calls if they were dirt cheap and down 30% for the day.

>> No.26347533

>>26347493
probably baggie

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>>26347232

Fair enough.

>> No.26347547

>>26347498
>1 trillion market cap
because of hyperinflation?

>> No.26347551

>>26347191
$10 worth of bitcoin stocks b

>> No.26347553

Redpill me on BB, looks unsustainable on the 1H

>> No.26347556

>>26347475
>Short Float still over 200%
Profits aint over until people stop shorting it.

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>posting Lum in the baka market general again

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>>26347232
post more. I was asking.

>> No.26347586

Whats a safe, low share price stock i could buy 100 shares of to sell safe covered calls/covered puts on?

>> No.26347589

can someone pump STLA please

>> No.26347596
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26347596

First for SRAC

Buy now or miss out, it always pumps intraday

>> No.26347605

>>26347533
Wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.26347612

>>26347547
Nokia will be largest company in world EOY. Just wait.

>> No.26347614

GHIV MARINES HOLD THE LINE

>> No.26347625

What is going on with reddit?

>> No.26347636

>>26347612
Lol at the thought of that. Nokia then buys Amazon, tesla, and google

>> No.26347637
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26347637

I would like to point out that I made money on Nokia today

>> No.26347644

Just donated to faithful word baptist Church as per the roll told me to do

>> No.26347650
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26347650

>Gevo to the moon

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-to-award-dollar100m-for-development-of-best-carbon-capture-tech/ar-BB1cYIuT

>> No.26347659

>>26347527
>I'd bet on $47 calls if they were dirt cheap and down 30% for the day.
then you should be buying the $4.7 strike instead, but that doesn't exist unfortunately

do you get how this arbitrary stock price thing works now?

>> No.26347661

why is squeezemetrics in the sticky
most people just buy when short volume decreases then cry about losing money because of sites like that

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26347671

>Nokia's new CEO is literally named Pekka

>> No.26347674

I've been memeing a gambling addiction but after doing it I can definitely see the appeal

>> No.26347688
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GHIV and CCIV bouta go crazy

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26347694

Are the wsb retards gone?

>> No.26347705

>>26347155
I bought 10 march 12.5 calls when it was $12. Then i bought 15 more over the past 2 days and several hundred shares. Those calls were so fucking cheap for a stock with so much institutional ownership that hasnt been pushed up

>> No.26347706

>>26347659
>>do you get how this arbitrary stock price thing works now?
I get that it doesn't matter what the strike price actually is so long as I buy the option on a red day and wait for the stock to go up slightly and/or the IV to jump up a bit, and then sell when I'm comfortable with the profits.
I've flipped three March 19 VALE calls like this already to the tune of 15% each.

>> No.26347711

>>26347614
Ticker changing tomorrow. Normally i would anticipate dump, but we already dumped and are close to NAV. So who knows. Happy my call is for may

>> No.26347733

>>26347586
NOK
NOK is always the answer
Ol reliable

>> No.26347748
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26347748

i smoked crack today. i didn't even lose much money today. I haven't had sex with my gf in 2021 yet. Been together 10 years now and it's shit sex lifed died. Fuck

>> No.26347755

>>26347586
Ford or GE
Middling stocks for middling strategies

>> No.26347758

>>26347637
> I’m making money on nokia and blackberry in 2021
What a fucking time to be alive

>> No.26347770

>>26347748
Ok. I’d you are smoking crack you need to stay off all drugs and alcohol. Go sober up anon

>> No.26347785

>>26347748
Honestly if my wife stopped putting out I’d just start banging college chicks

>> No.26347787
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>>26347694
I sold my cfl at a gain before it tanked and bought a red swingline

>> No.26347799

I’m considering finishing Soul Eater

>> No.26347806

>>26347748
Have you tried sharing your crack?

>> No.26347833

Nokia chads will inherit the earth

>> No.26347836

>>26347637
Why would you owns of a company that won't pay a dividend for yours and maybe stay worthless? For a fraction of the capital you could purchase calls and/,or leaps.

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>>26347748
Man I have been with mine over 5 yrs and I can have sex whenever I want but I'm just bored of fucking just her. I wish she wasn't the jealous type and bi but you can't get everything.

>> No.26347859

>>26346699
>UBI
>Free healthcare
>No cops
>Decriminalize drugs
>Decriminalize pedophilia
>Decriminalize bestiality

>> No.26347866

Might buy some NOK

>> No.26347868
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>>26347748
I woke up in a huge amount of pain because I cracked a tooth in half, I found out yesterday I have hypertension, and I lost money today.

>> No.26347893

>>26346919
you should probably just kys now

>> No.26347895

NOK shills smell like the same pajeets that shilled UUUU

>> No.26347901

>>26347868
Sorry bro. I hope you get better

>> No.26347903

>>26346699
Orange or Not Orange Man doesn't matter
The Fed is going to own everything.
You will work for the Fed. Live in Fed housing. Eat in Fed restaurants. Have kids go to the Fed's schools. And die in the Fed.

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>>26347868
Take care of yourself anon.

>> No.26347931

>>26347895
If you didn't make money on UUUU you're an idiot and bungled your position somehow.

>> No.26347936

>>26347770
yeah maybe the adderall and drinking from 2pm on is why my libido went away

My dick is tired of same girl tb.h. maybe there's a pill

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>>26347895
>NOK shills smell like the same pajeets that shilled UUUU

How dare you. Mark Chalmers is a godam white American. And NOK is going to go up just for the memes. Don't you get it? We are clown worlding now. Money fake, meme stonks go up to moon.

>> No.26347972

Redpill me on BB

>> No.26347978

>>26347748
Man, that sucks. When my wife was pregnant I got blowjobs regularly for the first time in our entire relationship. Now I don’t get BJs like I was in September but we have fucked about 3 or 4 times so far this year.

Maybe you gf isn’t fucking you because you haven’t popped the question. Why don’t you marry her? How can you date someone for ten years and not want to marry them? Sounds like you’re stuck in a rut.

>> No.26347985

>>26347918
>>26347901
I just want to die.

>> No.26347987

I regret getting into bitcoin. Please make me feel better

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>>26347936
/fraud/ if it still exists.

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>>26347972
I used to flex on iPhone 1 and Curve owners with my 8825 back in high school.

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wsb is back faggots
go the fuck home you dirty kike trannies

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>>26347985
It's up to you to change that. I know it's hard but you really can do it if you want.

>> No.26348048

>>26347936
Yeah, keep depending on substances to feel “normal”.

Why don’t you ween yourself off the crack, booze and adderall and start getting sleep, eating at normal times, exercising and developing skills?

>> No.26348049

>>26347330
I just smoked some sativa. Oh god. Oh fuck. Oh no.

>> No.26348052

>>26347987
Shitcoin positions are better for weekend.
>shitcoin go up -> sell
>shitcoin go down -> buy
I have like 0.5% of my portfolio in shitcoins to play around on the weekends with when markets are closed

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26348075

Guys, I'm starting to think Biden might not cut corporate taxes.

>> No.26348076

>>26348052
They're nice to hold on RH because they "unlock" the live charts instead of only having daily.

>> No.26348079

>>26347985
Dont be a pussy. Work to make your life worth living. Eat well, get good sleep, lift weights. Easy first steps. Doesnt have to be all at once. I wish you the best

>> No.26348085

>>26347985
You’re being dramatic and throwing a pity party. Go to the dentist and then go for a long walk in a forest or a field nearby. I promise that you will feel better by the time you get home.

>> No.26348111

IS WSB DOWN FOR GOOD? I HAD 17K KARMA THERE ALL FROM MEMES

>> No.26348129 [DELETED] 

>>26348075
Not for at least a year, then all bets are off.

>> No.26348146

>>26348111
I wish redd-itors all the worst in life.

>> No.26348186

>>26348027
I honestly heard Homer Simpson's "Doh!" in my head when it happened.

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What’s this pattern called

>> No.26348239

>>26348226
spicey.

>> No.26348243

>>26348226
GNUS

>> No.26348257

>>26348146
its fucked how different this place has become

>> No.26348282

>>26348226
the gambling retard

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>IS WSB DOWN FOR GOOD? I HAD 17K KARMA THERE ALL FROM MEMES

>> No.26348371

>>26348226
NOK

>> No.26348380

My dad force fed me bullshit info about stocks I found boring for the longest time, and when I got old enough to understand what he was saying, I realized he was just diversifying his portfolio across maybe 20-25 different stocks/tickers.
To this very day, I can't stand diversification. Why do people think the only solution to risk management is diversification. I hear that shit about "oh don't make any over aggressive allocations" all the time from my shithead dad. My dad also beat the fuck out of me, on a daily basis, after he would finish a day of trading with maybe at best +2% daily returns because of all his diversification. Usually it would be lower returns than that, and that would make him much, much angrier when he hit me. And all that did was turn me into a big guy with rage issues, and it took ten years in prison for manslaughter for beating a man to death to get me to even somewhat calm down. I've been filling with rage at portfolios which are overly diversified. If anyone bitched about shit gains in front of me with a portfolio with more than 4 stocks, I'd likely break their jaw and strangle them until they went limp.

>> No.26348414

>>26348380
Don't tell me. /wsb/ copypasta

>> No.26348425
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>>26348226
Its called the zoom out.

>> No.26348437

I'm getting fucked (not in the good way) on CLF. Should I just sell? 3rd day it a row it's been red and I bought the top

>> No.26348455

>>26348414
Shut the fuck up. This is fucking real and something I've realized after I've been talking to my dad about CRBP lately since I aggressively allocated into it.
I shouldn't look at these archives and look at people posting their portfolio's which are overly diversified. I know my manlet indian dad stopped putting hands on me, the first time I threw him head first through the drywall at the age of 15. First and only time, he didn't so much as have a nasty thing to say to me, after that made him realize that I already had a foot and a hundred pounds on him, and was still growing. It took me a few more years to get up the nerve to ignore the fact that she's a woman, and choke my mother unconscious, waiting til she woke up and whispering in her ear "next time you touch me, you won't wake back up" but she also stopped pushing my buttons after that.
I fucking hate these /smg/ threads now after I made these gains on CRBP from not diversifying, I can't stop reliving every awful thing done to me, and every awful thing I've done to others. Fuck.

>> No.26348470
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26348470

>>26348239
>>26348243
>>26348282
>>26348371

>> No.26348485

>>26348437
Well if you bought the top absolutely sell the bottom. No sense in holding bags destined to fail.

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>>26348437
CLF is going to beat it's earnings 6x in a row late next month. It's going to keep going up it just might be slow. I am holding.

>> No.26348531

>>26348485
It seems like most commodity stocks have been largely down this week. In hindsight idk why I bought CLF before Biden knowing he's selling America overseas but I didn't think I'd be fucked this hard

>> No.26348548

>>26348455
Nice dubs
>>26348470
Low volume algo battles

>> No.26348577

>>26348257
It doesnt help the shitloads of bans have happened from tranny jannies right before this happened

>> No.26348601

>>26348380
>My dad also beat the fuck out of me, on a daily basis, after he would finish a day of trading with maybe at best +2%
What not beating daily inflation does to a man

>> No.26348678

I took almost all profits on GME 4/16 calls last week when it was just under 40$..... it’s not gonna keep going up forever is it? I thought I was smart to sell...

>> No.26348693

>>26348601
Inflation wasn't as bad back then...but oh boy when my dad didn't even manage to fucking beat inflation? He would get mad. Really mad. I haven't seen a look like that on any man's face. Eyebrows angled down, nostrils flared, eyes red, jaw shaking. It was worse to get scared from looking my dad's rage from not beating inflation than actually suffer through the pain of having a wooden spatula shoved up my ass after my dad lost out on gains from overdiversification.

>> No.26348748

Im selling GME after daddy cohen announcement of strategic roadmap amd not a second before

>> No.26348758

>>26348455
I realized today that shangri la is attainable and that mankind is headed there, he can even arrive there in a twinkling of an eye if he really wanted to. But most of us will never be spiritually autistic enough to achieve that so our best hope is play the markets which will be highly disruptive in the coming years as it is the very vehicle that will ascend us to shangri la. New king makers and world shakers will come out of this era.

>> No.26348764

Hope everyone keeps buying gme. Obviously retail is btfo instituitions worth trillions. Its crazy! People can win! Just keep buying guys. I’m going all in

>> No.26348770

>>26348758
have sex that was incredibly faggy

>> No.26348823

>>26348770
I'd be pissed about it if I were a poo too.

>> No.26348834

>>26348678
you were smart to sell, this party is not going to last much longer. can't beat yourself up for not timing the exact top

>> No.26348839

>>26348764
Dumbass

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>>26348693
Some guys have it lucky. My dad opened a portfolio for 100k and put it all on ENE. a couple days later he gave a a five and some change to get him a pack of camels and a tall boy from the pajeet store. when I i approach my house I open up the the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.

>> No.26348861

>>26348758

Shangri la is a land of basically eternal youth. That shit ain’t real. No one lives forever.

>> No.26348879

>>26348823
no one is pissed over here McCornBilly

>> No.26348894

>>26348861
Not yet.

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>>26348861
not with that attitude.

>> No.26348911

>>26348847
What kind of vodka slavshit stock is ENE

>> No.26348913

>>26347859
Since when did Biden support any of that? Are you stupid? You believed their obvious lies? Lol.

>> No.26348917

FUCKING GO UP RIDE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M NOT SELLING AT A FUCKING LOSS YOU FUCKING NIGGER, MAKE ME RICH!

>> No.26348929

>>26348834
Thanks man. I’m sure I’ll get another position once it pulls back. I’m seeing some people talking about how it’s gonna go much higher soon and it’s been making me feel like a fuckup lol.

My big regret is taking most of my profit to ETH lol but long term should work out

>> No.26348955

>>26348897
It’s getting late. I gotta get up early

>> No.26348962

>>26348678
We're transitioning to a GME based economy

>> No.26348968
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>>26348911
fren i.....

>> No.26348980

>>26348861
Only if you don't have a tulpa
And if you don't, you NGMI

>> No.26348990

I don't believe in shilling because I doubt smg has enough clout to move a stock anyway, but I mentioned SYBX the other day and it's been up nicely so I'm just going to mention it again. SYBX.

>> No.26348991

>>26348968
....what the fuck is this kek

>> No.26348998
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26348998

FUCKING RIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26349007

>>26348226
The mid-80s cyberpunk skyline

>> No.26349010
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26349010

A-am I winning yet bros!!?

>> No.26349031

>>26348990
And remember Assdikd told ya!

>> No.26349047

>>26349010
If only you had gone all in on GME.

>> No.26349060

>>26349010
Dude Sell GME you arent going to get better gains than now. you will regret not trimming at least 45% of you positions. Other than that NTDOY is an amazing hold and so is DIS. you are winning fren!
>put GME gains into real estate or divvies.

>> No.26349069

>>26349010
Disney should just get rid of the resorts entirely since that would cut down on costs and investors didn't seem to care.

>> No.26349088

>>26349010
>>26349060
Dont listen to this clown GME has so many positive catalysts coming up he's clueless

>> No.26349111

>>26349010
I don't think Micheal Burry has exited his GME position.

Take it to the hilt brother.

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>>26349010
What about me frens? will I make it as well?

>> No.26349177

>>26346648
Sers, where do I trading the foreign currency on a margin in American
Thank you sers

>> No.26349198

>>26349010
>LCI
uh oh

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>> No.26349216

>>26349047
Don't I know it

>> No.26349223

>>26346799
this baste
>>26346767
good boy
>>26347596
gone good for me so far.

>> No.26349239

>>26349198
I know, fell for it hard

>> No.26349250

>>26348991
Some anon from last year. Easily distinguished by his use of milkbreath.

>> No.26349259

>>26346995
I hope it would be like that if 4chan ever gets shut down. The tidal wave better be big.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggPLZQl9lRs

>> No.26349304

please crash
please crash
please crash
please crash
please crash
I've been >50% cash since Jan 2019
please crash
please crash
please crash
please crash
March just a dead cat bounce with a really big bounce
please crash
please crash
please crash
please crash
please crash

>> No.26349306

>>26349060
Thanks frenn!!!

>> No.26349375

>>26349060
NTDOY is winning so hard right now. The switch is making the both the new xbox and ps5 look like WiiUs.

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>>26349304
>I've been >50% cash since Jan 2019
Yikes imagine being this retarded

>> No.26349422

>>26349304
You've been over 50 percent cash for 2 fucking years even with this crazy fucking inflation rate? Dude, I'm sorry, but your ngmi.

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26349453

>>26349375
there is also an entire section of some themepark dedicated to nintendo.

>> No.26349459
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26349459

Is buying CRBP still worth it?

>> No.26349464

>>26349375
Not so much in terms of graphics but my gf unironically plays a switch every day. She bought her younger sister one, her friends play switches too, it is the choice of normie zoomers. All the hardcore gamers play pc because you already need one for work and school.

>> No.26349491

how likely is gevo to moon?

>> No.26349494
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26349494

>MARA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I knew BTC was going to crash, I knew MARA was going to go lower, why can't I stop myself from going all in on red?!?!?

>> No.26349518

>>26346715
Just placed an order for 100!! Don't let me down!

>> No.26349527

ACI best stock
UTZ second best stock
Still don't know the third.

>> No.26349531

>>26348380
You need meditation and MDMA.

>> No.26349536

>>26346767
Good boy

>> No.26349543

>>26346767
Good Boy

>> No.26349551
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>>26349422
I derped, I've been >50% cash since Jan 2020 when I sold everything. Last 2 years my portfolio went from 20k to 75k (minus 13k in contributions).

I don't have the mega march dip cause I was 100% cash through that.

>> No.26349557

>>26349494
Holy shit its fucking crashing dude, its down 14 percent.

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26349579

>>26346767
Good boy

>> No.26349638

>>26349551
Imagine not just putting it in a tech etf. You're so fucking fucked dude, What the fuck is wrong with you? "Hurr durr durr durr I could just put my money into a tech etf and get 100 percent gain easy with little downside risk, but instead I'm going to let inflation fucking cut 25 percent off of my savings.

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>>26346767
Good boy

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>>26349557
Actually it's down like 25% but it's no biggie, it's going to recover. I was only shitposting.

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>>26346994
>300 lbs
>not 3000 lbs
Literally NGMI

>> No.26349718

>>26346753
Is it a mail order filipina?

>> No.26349720

>>26349687
Yeah, you're totally going to recover from a 25 percent dip. Maybe in 2 fucking years.

>> No.26349757

>>26349689
Oh no, that's fucking horrible. That picture makes me want to shoot myself in the head.

>> No.26349799

>>26349638
I made over a 30x return in crytpo this year. Beat any tech etf you can name.

>> No.26349813

>>26349720
>Yeah, you're totally going to recover from a 25 percent dip. Maybe in 2 fucking years.
Unironically tho are you from reddit? How new are you?

>> No.26349870

>>26349813
I'm just shitposting, but the average return for a trader is like 18 percent.

>> No.26349890

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/mercado/2021/01/ambev-fecha-acordo-com-startup-fnm-e-agrale-para-mil-veiculos-eletricos.shtml?

i just read this, looks like this brazilian company that makes beer is going to fabricate electric vehicles lol

>> No.26349905

>>26349870
???

>> No.26349924

I've been bored with stocks lately and decided I will be trading 97 dollars to 5 million. My first trade was SENS. I now have 139 dollars. It is all in GEVO how quickly can I expect 5 million?

>> No.26349970

>>26349924
10 years

>> No.26349980

>>26346767
GOOD BOY

>> No.26349981

>>26349870
I'm up 50% on my portfolio for the year
>22 days in

GIT GUD NIG

>> No.26350014

>>26348678
you definitely fucked up this was the last moon mission before the big crash.

>> No.26350019

>>26349924
Grim? More like Dim
>am I right fellas

>> No.26350025

Hey guys, r/wallstreetbets Chad visiting.

What's with all of the racist shit on this subchan? It really turns me the fuck off.

>> No.26350034

>>26350019
I am not Dim!@!!#@!

>> No.26350129

Now that USA goes back to war in the middle-east, should I buy Rolls Royce or General Dynamics or something else to profit from the war?

>> No.26350134

>>26349551
Buy 1000 NOK shares and throw another 1k in the LEAPS.

But you wont. You're a fucking pussy.

>> No.26350166

>>26350025
go invest in btc ya maroon.

>> No.26350266

MARA, RIOT and BFARF SHILL COME OUT I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU.

>> No.26350287

>>26350134
THE FUTURE IS NOK
PRAISE NOK WITH GREAT PRAISE

>> No.26350315

>>26350266
LET THE SHILL OF THE LEAF STOCK CONE FORTH AND JUSTICE BE DONE UPON HIM

>> No.26350326

>>26349924
So you bought in GEVO one day before the dilute? Ngmi ever fren

>> No.26350394

>>26350326
Buy the dip. This is going to 50 eoy

>> No.26350404

>>26350326
How many hours till dilute happens?

>> No.26350471
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26350471

good night friends I hope you all sleep well and make massive gains in the morning

this feels like a good day, a red to green sort of day, and I hope GME hits $50

remember to think positively and we'll all make it

>> No.26350484

>>26350326
I'm just throwing lunch money at memes. Curious to see if you could really just make it in this clown market with nothing but meme power. Also the dilution is already announced it's priced in.

>> No.26350526

>>26346767
Good boy

>> No.26350623

>>26350471
Good night bro
I should sleep too

>> No.26350829
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26350829

When does ARKX release?

>> No.26351049

When moon Nokia frens?

>> No.26351053

I knew it. The second I decide to buy some Coca Cola Stock the market crash

>> No.26351089

Today is no good

>> No.26351099
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26351099

>>26351053
You really need to warn /smg/ before you buy, anon. Cmon

>> No.26351239

baked
>>26351224
>>26351224
>>26351224

>> No.26351869

>>26346767
Good boy