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>> No.26337825

>>26337793
Stock market didn't do that great either

>> No.26337863

>>26337825
I made $10k today, not too shabby.

>> No.26337887
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26337887

HOW DO I USE STOCKS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN AGAIN
CAN I INVEST IN ZORIN INDUSTRIES?

>> No.26337888

>>26337793
>EVERYONE LAUGH AT BITCOIN!
Aren't we next? She's talking about taxing unrealized gains.

>> No.26337889

i am so fucked on market opening tomorrow
Bitfarms going down to zero holy fuck

>> No.26337897
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>GME

>> No.26337898
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26337898

>be janny
>be dickless jewnigger
>get paid in hot pockets and good boy points
>dickless due to mental illness
>jewnigger as a result of curse from God
>do it for the hot pockets to cope with insatiable levels of powerlessness from being a cück

>see successful, upstanding niggermonkey named scoops
>lust over his stripper gf
>fear for The Portfolio
>seethe over his unbridled success

>arrive at disheartening realization
>tfw will never have qt stripper gf
>tfw will never have massive portfolio of boomer indices
>tfw will never escape a life of mediocrity and shame

>seethe over being cursed by God to a life of mediocrity as a jewnigger
>ban scoops out of jewnigger spite
>scoops posts from another IP
>failure stares me in the face from one more facet in life

>losing ability to cope with being a dickless cück that does it for the hot pockets
>call up 1-800-273-TALK
>scoops answers
>he calls me a jewnigger
>hang up and seethe
>the failure swells before me from yet another facet in life

>drowning in failure
>seek some form of escape from the inexplicable failure that overwhelms me
>a promise of escape finds me at Home Depot in the form of a rope
>curl the rope and climb on top of a chair
>rope snaps under immense weight due to being morbidly obese jewnigger
>the failure that surrounds me swells further and consumes me

>give up
>go back to computer and doing it for the hot pockets
>a new post by scoops glares at me from the screen

OOH OOH AH AH
IMMA FUCKING NIGGERMONKEY

>> No.26337903
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26337903

>tomorrow is Friday
>it's the last day of trading before the weekend

>> No.26337908

BTC sinks below 20k then entire pajeet communities will be wiped out and THOT pussy futures will be at an ATL

>> No.26337910
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SNIB SNAB HERE COMES THETA CRAB

>> No.26337921

>>26337793
What the fuck happened in CLFs after market

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>> No.26337968
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GMEDD.COOM
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>> No.26337971
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>>26337898
Did you actually write all this shit out? With your fingers? Imagine putting that much effort into a post on a website for retards.

>> No.26337973

I HAD RIOT CALLS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CLF AH PUMP N DUMP?

>> No.26337983

BUY GME
BUY TQQQ
BUY BB
FUCK NOK
FUCK PLTR
FUCK ANY CRYPTO MEME

>> No.26337987

>>26337897
I bought back my 46 calls I sold, and then sold 55 calls, for this Friday. Lets see what happens!

>> No.26337988

Bought DASH and planning to hold it long. Did I fuck up? Should I sell it all?

>> No.26338003

Kinda sucks that I blew up my account during the summer and barely clawed my way back to neutral for the year when you could have bought basically anything during the summer and been up 40%

>> No.26338004

>>26337951
Market Watch is literally pro China pro DNC shit. They constantly printed negative Trump news

>> No.26338012
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>>26337921
The stock now identifies as worthless. Pronouns are sell/sold

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>>26337898
Still a pussy for no TQQQ or SOXL

>> No.26338038

>>26337888
Stock market will go to zero if that happens.

>> No.26338051

>>26337863
please teach me your ways. im but a poor wageslave and i desperately want to ascend.

>> No.26338064
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26338064

It was my first day trading and I made off with $150 :).

I actually made that money all on my own, with calls on INTC and AMD. Meanwhile, I trashed my portfolio with /biz/'s shitty suggestions of AMRS and F stock.

>> No.26338066

GME should replace PowerUp Rewards with their own cryptocurrency and say they're investing in blockchain technologies.

>> No.26338072

Bought $17 MARA puts for tomorrow at the end of the day.

>> No.26338113
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26338113

>>26337983
HI MY NAME IS COCAINE PETE AND TODAY I'M GONNA ARREST FUCKERS BEFORE THEY COMMIT CRIME

>> No.26338120
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>>26338004
who cares about trump anymore

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26338124

Slept in today with the wifey. Day trading can be really stressful but it's always nice having someone by your side to take the load off.

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26338128

Crypto is dead
Long live the lead standard

>> No.26338129

So is anybody going to buy at these levels?

I cant name a single stock that is reasonably valued anymore. Its all just....fake?

>> No.26338131

>>26337793
>boomer mom asks what investments are safe for a year
>try to tell her the market is doing alright and will be her best bet for a year
>argues and tells me she could have a "secured" 2.5% in a CD
>gets mad and when I reiterate that nothing is safe and she should just go in the market
>says she will talk to a professional instead
why the fuck would you get mad for free advice?

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26338132

>>26338003
Welp bro. Least your not alone

>> No.26338145
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>>26338038
>jewish politician
>thinking ahead

>> No.26338158
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26338158

>>26338064
>first day of trading
>using calls
OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

>> No.26338159

My options have a steadily increasing theta loss. How do I buy on put on these losses?

>> No.26338170

Took all of my profits from blockchain stocks and pumped it right back into tech and green energy stocks.
Rip BTC, feels bad man but I'm riding the next wave now.

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>>26338051
>be born jewish to a rich family
>get modest interest free loan of $1M from my father
>invest it
simple as

>> No.26338184

>>26338064
I'm on day 2 and am up 20 dollars without doing options. What's the average day 3 profit level, I need to compare myself to others

>> No.26338187
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26338187

Be honest with me bro’s.... am I fucked?

>> No.26338211

Shill me on NOK

>> No.26338218

>DENNY'S
DENN
>DENNY'S
DENN
>DENNY'S
DENN

Get in on the dip boys, this shit is easily going to 20

>> No.26338237
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26338237

>>26338178
oh

>> No.26338238

>>26338064
I made thousands of dollars off of AMRS options, how did you lose money?

>> No.26338243

>>26338184
>I need to compare myself to others
NGMI

>> No.26338247
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26338247

>>26337793
Anons. Are the NOK contracts for Europe secure? Or are they still bidding? They lost a 6 billion dollar contract last year to Samsung and I don't want that to happen again.

>> No.26338250

>>26338145
What they would do is make a big crash, then have the media blame it on the talk about taxing wall street. Then after they scare everyone, they buy calls and have their congress puppets kill the bill.
>CLOSE ONE GUYS!

>> No.26338251

>>26338158
Well what I can say, I got lucky.

$AMD at $91 was a dead ringer and I even sold too early.

>> No.26338269

>>26338064
>/biz/'s shitty suggestions of AMRS
There is one pajeet that shilled that. Everyone else was calling it as another short squeeze POOMP n DOOMP

>> No.26338278
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26338278

BUY SOLO OR THE LITTLE BITCH GETS IT

>> No.26338283
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26338283

>>26338211
NOK NOK
>who's there
Orange
>orange who?
Orange ya glad you didn't buy CLF

>> No.26338288

>>26338211
5g. 5g is a thing that's happening right now, and most people over 35 know what Nokia is, so it's a meme

>> No.26338298

>>26338131
>professional instead
tell her if those professionals are so good at their job why aren't they millionaires yet

>> No.26338300

What's the move tomorrow Bitbros
Are we holding BFARF with iron hands, or are we moving onto green energy? I fear the morning dump

>> No.26338306

>>26337889
Dont you fucking say that you fucker

>> No.26338312
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26338312

>futures

>> No.26338315

>>26338238
I bought during the initial dip this morning, only for it to dip again all day.

And I have calls at $11 expiring 2/9. What are your calls?

>> No.26338332

>>26338159
>How do I buy on put on these losse
Yeah the Theta will increase more and more so you lose more money everyday that your holding your options.
I'm not sure how you can hedge against it, that's why whenever I've bought calls in the past I've always sold them before their expiration and the Theta gets uncomfortably high.

>> No.26338343

explain to me how gamestop skyrocketed

>> No.26338350

>>26338298
nah, if she's gonna be pissy about it then she'll figure it out herself.

>> No.26338352

>>26338243
I need to add the data to my autistic database, it's based on logic not emotions

>> No.26338354

>>26337983
GEVO
FUV
SOLO

>> No.26338358

>>26338300
4k share here, god damn, it's going to be red as fuck. hah, but I'm still not sure if I want to sell.
I have a healthy TQQQ and FNGU stack ... I dunno

>> No.26338361

RIP Bitcoin moon mission Oct 2020 - Jan 2021 never 5get.

>> No.26338372

>>26338312
Just gonna be another crab day bro.

>> No.26338384

>>26338361
I'm gonna buy again at 25k

>> No.26338386

>>26337921
Its up aftermarket ?

>> No.26338387

>>26338343
short squeeze and man children anon.

>> No.26338389

>>26338269
The poster didn't have his webcam on so I couldn't see that he was a Pajeet. Hopefully it can claw its way back up to $10, where it stagnated for a month prior. I don't even know what the company does. Weed?

>> No.26338408

>>26338300
I'm fucking psyched to being back to buying RIOT calls tommorow. Buying puts on miners is fucking horrendous, they move around like a grandfather with dementia compared to what bitcoins doing.

>> No.26338411

>>26338129
We're not investing. We're trying to avoid the dollar collapse.

>> No.26338416

>600 shares of SRAC
>Cost avg 10.79
>Hands of steel reinforced diamonds

I'm gonna make it.

>> No.26338431

>>26338358
unless it pumps back to ~33k i think BFARF is going sub 2 dollar tomorrow

>> No.26338455

>>26338120
The focus is all on Biden now

>> No.26338461
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26338461

>>26338187
HE BOUGHT IN HIS STOCKS DOWN AT MONROE VIRGINIA
SAYING "CLIFF, YOU'RE GONNA DO FINE"
THIS IS NOT A DUMB SQUEEZE, IT'S THE OLD 97
ONLY UP IS THE WAY OF THIS LINE

>> No.26338468

>>26338361
The fate of BTC now lies in Tether printers

>> No.26338472

is clf gonna moon

>> No.26338484

>>26338416
Congratulations anon

>> No.26338493

>>26338431
Is it safe to say BFARF is a loss for at least a few months at this point? I bought at like 3.50.

>> No.26338498

>>26338387
i've been day trading GME every day on its trip from 38 to 42 and it's been great

>> No.26338512
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>>26338472
Oof. Bad news pal.

>> No.26338513

>>26337132 #
Does anyone have that deep state inspo image with the Lockheed Martin guy quote?

>> No.26338525

>>26338361
I feel like my point to rebuy is probably right fucking below where it will actually be. 26k btw.

>> No.26338532

correct me if i'm wrong:
if i'm starting with $160, it's better to go all in on one stock vs one share of like five stocks, right? and diversifying after making gains with the initial 160?

>> No.26338545
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>>26338211
The NOK stock is the epitome of financial dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his phone. His handset is large. Its domineering size makes its presence known without him even needing to point it out.

He is sturdy, a result of high levels of Finnish autism. This gives him the appearance of competency and experience.

The NOK stocks demeanor is one of a true maverick. He is principled, assertive, and can be explosively innovative. His stock price strikes fear into the more timid, priced-out members of the tech world.

>> No.26338549

>>26337903
At least it’s not a god damn long weekend again

>> No.26338554

>>26338300
>>26338358
>>26338493
Im liquidating tomorrow and taking a FAT fucking L. Im not bag holding a BTC mining stock. Stomach a loss and make it back. Cant win every gamble

>> No.26338555

Damn how many redditors did clf tranny swindle

>> No.26338569
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need some more volatility in this bitch we cant be going under 20 yet, more vega means more gains

>> No.26338572

>>26338545
I'm not buying that bag.

>> No.26338581
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FUTURES

>> No.26338583

>>26338512
Time for Dogecoin to moon?

>> No.26338592
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PLEASE PUMP NOK PLEASE
PUMP NOK PLEASE PUMP
NOK PLEASE PUMP NOK
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NOK PLEASE PUMP NOK

>> No.26338594
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26338594

Fuck. I sold this at .03 because I thought I got scammed

>> No.26338603

>>26338493
i bought at 2.40 and 3.30 the other day
i'm going to sell I think and buy back later

>> No.26338607

>>26338532
I can’t even buy dinner for that. Keep saving your tooth fairy money underage fag

>> No.26338611

The next day the market completely shits itself I'm gonna invest into more ETFs. Specifically broad based mid cap, small cap and even micro cap ones.

Which do you guys suggest? I'm really liking these:

VOT - Vanguard Mid-Cap Growth Index Fund ETF
VBK - Vanguard Small-Cap Growth Index Fund ETF
IWC - iShares Micro-Cap ETF

>> No.26338621
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26338621

>Imagine not holding this sure-bet chad comfort food stock at it recovers its pre-corona value

>> No.26338640

About time we had a pull back. Friday will be nice.

>> No.26338652

You there. Yes, you!

Go create a reddit (or most likely, log into your reddit account) and go shill BB for me. Chop chop I have calls on that stock.

>> No.26338655

>>26338532
Just buy options bro. Unless you live in africa and $160 is literally your life savings then you can always just try again until you actually get to $1000

>> No.26338657

>>26338607
that was a hypothetical number
i'm starting with 170

>> No.26338694

>>26338594
Anonbro, penny stocks ARE scams.

>> No.26338696

>>26337973
>I HAD RIOT CALLS
lmao

>> No.26338708

>>26338652
you bought calls on a pumped up meme?

>> No.26338715

>>26338583
I firmly believe it's going to end up being the most stable and decent coin purely because it's accessible to old people who think doge memes are funny because it's similar to ICHC memes they used in the 2000s

>> No.26338748

>>26338657
In that case

>> No.26338753

>>26338655
spoonfeed me on an easy way to learn options pls

>> No.26338762

>>26338300
The deeper red it goes, the more excited I get. Bitcoin will be back by EOY. The lower it goes, the more I feel the strength of my hands and it gets me fucking hard. I haven't even been buying more cause I want to buy this dirt cheap. It's too expensive to buy now. I love this rush. FUCK

>> No.26338765

>>26338343
Commander Cohen did a coup d'état of the board and installed his most trusted army of cat food executives.

>> No.26338766

>>26338554
Fuck. FUCKK

>> No.26338769

where is that tripfag faggot CLFpleb who claims he was selling MARA puts? I want to laugh at him

If you're reading this--thanks. Literally gonna spend your money on getting my dick sucked by a 20 year old stripper

>> No.26338779

>>26338386
I mean the giant price spike back to a "normal" price

>> No.26338781

>>26338753
Do the wheel

>> No.26338793

>>26338315
Well, there's your problem, you're buying into something that's mooned by 250% in the last 3 months, I bought calls when it was $5 on a red day in December.
I would suggest looking for things that have a decent amount of hype on /smg/ that have not completely mooned yet and buying on red days. For instance, NOK is being shilled a lot and hasn't mooned, seems like a bit of a meme with some promise to me, but that's the kind of thing you need to look for.
My next play is going to be buying GEVO EOD tomorrow, if it doesn't moon during the day. This is because of its history lately of having mega pumps on the start of the week and maintaining a solid gain throughout the week and you know the left is the hot thing right now. I couldn't recommend this to anyone because it has seen so much success lately that it could very well plummet.
My most important tip to you is to not ever FOMO into any position ever, do not get caught up in the hype. It almost never works out, buy red and sell green.

>> No.26338806

>>26338708
No one ever said I was smart. But there's still a few pumps to go, people are starting to poke it and shit because of what happened with GME.

>> No.26338807

>>26338493
I also wonder about all the other crypto they’re mining. Does anyone know by chance if everything is tanking right now? Is it because of new US administration or just because of the bad news about BTC? I read they also mine ETH and shit and they also provide the infrastructure for crypto but I don’t know so much about all that

>> No.26338828

The stink market is closed, stop shitting up /biz/ with these generals

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26338841

>>26338343
it was inevitable

>> No.26338847

>>26338828
>The stink market is closed

Everyone laugh at this man.

>> No.26338848

>>26338532
It will take a long time to make the gains you want without options-- and if you do make gains with options, it will probably get you "hooked" on options trading. If you want the lame advice, just invest in some stocks you think will preform well long term, and invest more as you make money from working.

>> No.26338857

Lunar New Year is a few days away and it is the Year of the Ox. Very fitting since it's the start of the Chinese bull run. The next two years will be smooth sailing on massive gains for most Chinese stocks...

>> No.26338861

>>26338765
VR FOR DOGS
TOTALLY UNTAPPED MARKET
70 BILLION DOLLARS BY END OF YEAR

>> No.26338863

>>26337983
>FUCK PLTR
your loss

>> No.26338864

>>26338828
Go back.

>> No.26338867
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>he bought a stock called BARF and expects it to go up

>> No.26338882
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For me, it's GHIV

>> No.26338897

>>26338343
unironically reddit

I'm convinced Wednesday was one of the hedge funds cutting losses, but it suddenly sparked a huge momentum run plus retail short sellers got fucked
It's kinda like how SRAC didn't move at all for months until out of nowhere there was a huge buy which triggered price alerts to all the SPAC degenerates to buy in and spark momentum (speculation that it was Cathie who did the huge block buy etc etc)

and now it becomes a positive feedback cycle until reddit buying pressure slows down (be very scare once volumes die down since that's when all sorts of shenanigans can happen). It's not going any higher because all the institutional shareholders are taking profit based on fundamentals

remember that GME still has a lot of issues (see Q3 compared to everyone else in b&m) and Cohen can't fix it overnight. It'll take months or even a couple years. If you want to invest in Cohen, it'll probably be better to buy in once volumes are dead. Price necessarily won't be cheaper but it'll be a lot less risky when everything's stabilized

personally I think GME's going to crab like WKHS now since institutional short sellers are in no pressure to cover

>> No.26338899

>>26338867
>throwingUP

>> No.26338908

>>26338806
>>26338708
BB has actual products and actually has revenue, if the market revalues it like Snowflake or AWS they go to some silly valuation. Much like GME at the same price.

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26338920

>>26338828
HAHAHAHAHA LAUGH AT THE FAKE INTERNET MONEY LOSER WHO JUST GAMBLED AWAY HIS LIFE ON TEXT DOCS HE THOUGHT HAD VALUE

>> No.26338922

>>26338753
Literally just spend that 1.60 on in the money calls on something you're bullish on and sell when you think the stock has topped out

>> No.26338923
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26338923

>>26338882
Simple as.

>> No.26338931

>>26338611
i run XEQT but im a leaf

>> No.26338934

why do you guys go 'what the fuck was that' when the market opens

>> No.26338944

Do i sell mara at a huge loss or do I hold for a week or two?
The bullrun did not yet end

>> No.26338962

>>26338343
gmedd.com

they give you their valuation model in excel to play with, make up your own mind

>> No.26338972

I spent 5k on Mara at 22 but I don’t give a shit. Bitcoin either goes to 1 million and I get rich or it dies and I get to laugh at the crypto people who lost everything

>> No.26338982

>>26338934
It‘s a meme. Go back

>> No.26338997
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26338997

>>26338934
Go back.

>> No.26338999

>>26338934
Holy fuck a blank just flew over my house

>> No.26339007

>>26338944
>>26338972

https://markets.businessinsider.com/currencies/news/bitcoin-price-double-spend-flaw-critical-report-suggests-2021-1-1029990921

Its over anons. BTC is literally and unironically going to 0

>> No.26339010

>>26338708
>not buying memes
ngmi

>> No.26339011

>>26338934
All the price action is in the first and last hour of the day.

>> No.26339018

>>26338934
it was funnier in March when we did it because the entire market would gap down and immediately halt multiple times in a day

I miss March I want another global financial crisis the last one was fun

>> No.26339023

>>26338159
You do spreads so theta works for you

>> No.26339026

>>26338923
why gores IV over gores V?

>> No.26339029
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26339029

>>26338828

>> No.26339031

>>26339007
No its not

>> No.26339037

>>26338753
Practice on SPY. It's the most liquid, has 3 expirations per week, and probably won't go to $0 or shoot up 50% in a day.

>> No.26339053

>>26338897
The wsb autistic echo chamber won’t die until an annihilation happens and loss porn of bankruptcies go viral
How long will big money realistically let them get away with it?

>> No.26339055

>>26338972
That's a good attitude, that's how I feel about playing the market. Either stonks make me a millionaire or we turn into a communist shithole and I play vidya all day living off of welfare

>> No.26339056

>>26339007
> this thing didn't happen but we published an article mentioning it and the value collapsed
100 bucks says the guy who wrote the article sold at the top and bought at the bottom

>> No.26339074

>>26339018
March was an unusual liquidity crunch. Most bear markets are years long. Those aren't fun unless you are a theta gang penny scraper

>> No.26339081

>>26338944
>>26338972
the bullrun is over and if you want to baghold for a while, that's your loss. lucky for you guys the investment community is filled with literal retards who buy every dip on this shit stock so you'll probably still get some good exit points over the next month but don't expect much more than to make back a little bit of your money

>> No.26339088

>>26338934
>he doesn't sit and wait for the time to tick over to 14:30:00 to post every trading day possible
Shame
>>26338972
Your mental stop loss shod have kicked in. I sold today and took profit but especially for someone who bought late you shouldn't still be holding

>> No.26339096

>>26338532
Learn what works for you. Scale up when you have more money.

>> No.26339097
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26339097

when will my penny stock acting like a boring bluechip??!!

>> No.26339122

>>26338793
Thanks, this is great. I need to have more discipline with myself, I just got up in a frenzy of seeing my initial calls doing well and mindlessly buying up anything that was mentioned here.
I want to bet on NOK but other anons have said that every year, somebody comes along to sell other on NOK and then it never even budges.

So I'll keep my money on safe stocks for now and wait for the next best thing that's shilled here.

>> No.26339133

>>26338753
BUY to OPEN and SELL to CLOSE.
Never sell to open. Robinhood or whatever will probably not let you anyway. You can buy and then sell the same option on the same day no more than three times a week (total, among all your trades). You can use a tool like an options calculator to help you figure out if an option will likely be the most profitable, but really, if you buy a call and the stock goes up, you will make money. Its generally easier to buy calls, imo.

>> No.26339138

>>26339097
They are Canadian....

>> No.26339144
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26339144

He's gonna fuck us hard isn't he?

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>>26338762
>>26338300

>> No.26339187

>>26339097
>buy stock because you believe it has solid fundamentals and will grow steadily
>confused when it moves like a solid company

>> No.26339188

>>26339023
My post was a meme, but I've never fucked with spreads before, I always figured it was something that a 6+ figure account would do when worried about losses ruining them.
Does anyone here with a 5 figure account buy spreads?

>> No.26339194

>>26339097
>CVE:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.26339199

>>26339074
Just sell deep out of the money calls and walk away from your screen lmao, like are bear markets even real?

>> No.26339214
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26339214

How much are you all up or down over the past 3 months?

>up 70% here

>> No.26339221

>>26339133
is it better to buy options or to just own the stock?
i get nervous with an exp date

>> No.26339222

>>26338532
put it into coca cola

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26339224

>>26339018
I have a CD of audio from the stock floor during the mini crash that I listen to to get hyped up on my way to work. It's fucking amazing. So much fear and confusion and hatred and utter powerlessness and loss. I imagine it's what a cavalry charge would hear as they plowed through primitives armed with rocks, or a maxim crew advancing on a mud fortress.

>> No.26339232

>>26339018
yeah, the highlight for me was buying tvix pre market march 17th and making 50% in 5 minutes

>> No.26339237

>>26339188
Rarely, but yes.

>> No.26339261

>>26338753
Learn put credit spreads and use them on a crabby boomer stock or big name tech company
It’s literally free money
If you have enough capital, I’d suggest AMZN

>> No.26339263

>>26338944
Sell now. It looks like it's crashing hard.

>> No.26339264

>>26338343
Read the 10Q and the 2019 10K. Also, meme magic.

>> No.26339281
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26339281

Anons I was doing a little research into Nokia and European contracts. But I can't find any articles confirming NOK's role in 5G infrastructure for Europe at large. Could any anons confirm that the European Commission is using them?
Ericsson and Huawei is their largest competition for the contracts from what I'm reading. But I'm not seeing any news on confirmed deals for Nokia.

On a separate note about Nokia.
From what I'm reading, it looks like they want to get into a position to play a larger role in licensing out telecommunication technologies for cars. They're fighting for a patent they have in Europe right now:
>Exclusive: EU Commission to intervene in tech, carmakers' patent dispute - document
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-eu-tech-patents-exclusive-idUSKBN27Z2K3
>Nokia draws first blood in Daimler validity battle
>https://www.worldipreview.com/news/nokia-draws-first-blood-in-daimler-validity-battle-20587
I think the fact they're getting more aggressive for capturing more of the automotive telecommunication space is good. But it's still doesn't make me as bullish as the prospects of them working on 5G in Europe.

>> No.26339292
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26339292

>>26338594
I sold yesterday because of rocket emojis.

>> No.26339305

>>26339053
volume today was 57m

Citron's ""reveal""" was so shallow I bet Cohen paid him to shill GME. The only thing they did was put even more focus on GME and re-sparked the momentum (57 million volume today).
Anyone with a brain would know GME isn't actually 1 billion in debt, that's so retarded. Liabilities with store leases are just running costs, and frankly those are negligible (short leases). The actual long-term debt will be paid off with no issues

>> No.26339308

>>26339144
Look how pleased McConnell is. Pockets have surely already been lined.

>> No.26339316

>>26339199
Sorry I ment deep in the money. You get an absolute assload of premium and just have to wait it out.

>> No.26339322

>>26339097
>volume: 98,000
lmao okay I'll help you anon, I'll market order 1000 at open and be 1% of the entire daily volume

>> No.26339326
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26339326

>>26339214
Pretty good I think

>> No.26339330
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26339330

I own CLF and I still want to see it go to 5$ so CLFtranny gets justed and kills itself.

>> No.26339349

btc slowly floating back past 30k
i think we're gonna be ok bitbros, i think we're gonna be ok.

>> No.26339364

>>26339199
Is there some alternative for europoors?

>> No.26339371

>>26338828
shutup nigger

>> No.26339414

>>26339188
you can do spreads with any amount you just set your spreads wider to save on fees when you use more capital. its a safe +40% a month though if you use something like msft. it doesnt even have to go up just stay over 205

>> No.26339418

>>26338828
best discussion on /smg/ happens outside of market hours desu

>> No.26339422
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26339422

>>26339214
Ez

>> No.26339428

>>26339122
>somebody comes along to sell other on NOK and then it never even budges
This time is different though there were no potential catalysts for the past 10 years
NOK is a safe stock anyway, it's peak crabcore, there is no way you could possibly lose money with it

>> No.26339433

>woke up in the middle of the night
>check portfolio
>GME 45
What the fuck happened?

>> No.26339457

>>26338793
NOK has like 5b shares dude, not gonna moon. It's a good long investment tho

>> No.26339476

>>26338882
For you? its down

>> No.26339490

>>26339433
gamers are rising up to stick it to the hedge fund shorters, who are seething right now no doubt.

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26339494

>>26339214

>> No.26339499

>>26339194
it's a leaf exchange for small caps. it's available as GKPRF on OTC

volumes are anemic right now since both sides are waiting on Q1 on whether to accumulate more or sell

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26339501

>>26339214
just broke the $20k mark today. we're all gonna make it lads....

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>NAK up AH
maybe I'll get my $200 back after all

>> No.26339513

>>26339221
Stocks are safer, you never actually have to realize you potential g/l.
If you feel very strongly that the price will change a lot, go options. You must be aware that this is just gambling though, higher rewards, absolute risk.
It just depends on your confidence in a company and your risk tolerance, no one can make that decision for you man.

>> No.26339519

>>26339281
They don't have a direct contract with EU but they do have deals with Finland and belgium, as well as about 120 corporate contracts. They also have a leading role in 6g, and their 5g infrastructure is such that it can be upgraded to 6g for about a quarter the cost of an ericcson system.
At the end of the day they aren't going anywhere. Go look up "spells doom for Nokia" in news articles for the last decade and note that the company is still active and the stock is stable. It's not gonna make you a millionaire but it's at a low right now and come earnings it's gonna go back up.
Also it's Nokia. Shit never breaks.

>> No.26339521

>>26339501
Folio?

>> No.26339532

>>26339221
If you own a stock, and the stock goes up by 10% you made 10%, if it goes down by 10% then you lost 10%. No matter what, you have a stock that's worth something. Well, unless it completely collapses overnight becuase of massive fraud.

With options, you can lose all your money. You can make a lot of money. But you own no stock, you only own a contract to buy or sell a stock (which you will never do, because you never sell to open), and you are trading over a much smaller amount called a premium on HUNDREDS of shares, and a change in the premium from 1 to 2 dollars is a 100% increase. When an option reaches the expiration date, it can be and often is worth nothing. You should basically never be holding your option to the expiration date, and sell it before that to take profits or cut loses. The main impact the expiration date will have is on the price of the option. Each day in the two weeks leading up to the expiration has a big impact on the worth of the option.

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>>26339433
TQQQ dumped -48% and funds poured all the money into GME

>> No.26339570
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26339570

>>26339428
CRABTIME MOTHERFUCKERS
> i'm phoneposting while sitting on a dock with a cage down in the water
> already got 5 today

>> No.26339575

writer anons, how do i write a short story?

should i just go to youtube

>> No.26339576
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26339576

>>26339081
The bullrun is NOT over.

>> No.26339581

>>26339214
Around 70% taking into account money I've added to the portfolio each month. I've also realised (and reinvested) about 10% of my portfolio in that time.
Been very good, only one position is significantly red, the rest are 0-10% or >100%.

>> No.26339587

>>26338828
I'm appalled that no brap posters replied to this

>> No.26339604

Who else is ready for AMC redemption tomorrow

>> No.26339615
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26339615

Kek

>> No.26339622

Is it too late to get in on BB?

>> No.26339631

>>26339490

>> No.26339636
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26339636

Who else bought TQQQ today?

>> No.26339637
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HOLY FUCK FUTURES ARE IMPLRODING WHAT THE FUCL OTS OVER BELOW 13000 TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.26339651

>>26339221
options, always. but you need to know what you are doing

>> No.26339652

>>26339622
You had all day today to get BB cheapies

>> No.26339664

Sweet! EHang is one step closer to operating in Europe!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ehang-joins-european-union-amu-152000129.html?.tsrc=rss

>> No.26339672

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAKE INTERNET MONEY GOING TO ZERO

>> No.26339673

>>26338793
>EOD
that's too risky for me. But you're right about NOK being very interesting.
>>26339457
>NOK has like 5b shares
oh never, this anon is likely right

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>>26339622

>> No.26339678
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY GHIV????? AM I NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS MONEY AGAIN????

>> No.26339682

>>26339576
the first thing anybody will ever tell you about investing is "Past performance is no guarantee of future results". You think they say that shit for no reason?

>> No.26339684

>>26339652
still though is it too late?

>> No.26339700

>>26339622
No, BB is GME at $13

>> No.26339703
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>>26338343
When these numbers are big, it means stock go up.
>Short % of Float = 260.91%
Shorting means that people sold shares they DONT have. (IE I sold the stock today and will buy it back tomorrow). However, people sold over 3 times the numbers of shares than actually exist. It means if there were 100 shares in the entire market, they sold 360 shares.
>Short Ratio = 5.78
This is how many days of average volume it would take to cover their shorts.
If people start buying back to cover those shorts, it means they have to keep buying it back from each other as they desperately try to find shares. This causes the price to sky rocket.
This is called a "Short Squeeze"

>> No.26339705

futures and btc are swappening

>> No.26339712

>>26339422
options?

>> No.26339718

>>26339637
>Russel2000 up

Better pump my small cap oil and small cap banks tomorrow damnit.

>> No.26339726

>>26339322
Based relative whale.

>> No.26339727

>>26339682
I don't care. I thought the same last year and I will regret it for the rest of my life. I missed out on bitcoin at 4k because I was shorting it.

>> No.26339728
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26339728

I told you guys to buy SPXS last minute, you didn't listen.

>> No.26339730

>>26339678
bruh wtf

>> No.26339756
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>>26338064
AMRS was first shilled here at 4 back on 12/17. I know because I bought a little bit and then averaged up when I knew it was legit

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>>26339521
100% meme stocks anon

>> No.26339768

>>26339637
Yessss. Tomorrow is pay day fuckers. Time to buy

>> No.26339769

>>26339422
wsb gambler post your plays

>> No.26339772

>>26339678
>>26339730
SOMEBODY FUCKING TELL ME I'M GOING TO GET AT LEAST SOME MONEY BACK

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>>26339615
> pls raise your taxes guys
I'm never sure to be worried about the insane shit they want to do or be relieved they're fucking incompetent retards

>> No.26339780

>>26339576
You can see the indicator reached lower during the 2017 bullrun... the red rectangle is meaningless isn't it

>> No.26339784

>>26339615

oh yay. global taxes. time to exit the market, because shit is gonna get ugly if they keep pushing scary shit.

>> No.26339785

>>26339615
Actually not a bad idea, the EU and India etc will be less bitchy about regulating big tech if they’re being bribed with a little tax money

>> No.26339786

>>26339322
that's the same reason why i'm hesitant to hold more than 10K shares right now lol
like if shit hits the fan, it'll be so hard to unload more than 50K shares or something
probably the same reason why big players aren't touching it (yet?), it's so illiquid and there's no effort put into PR

They have a 3 million revolving credit with TD bank so they're definitely a legit business but they're not really taking advantage of the fact they're a public company to get more capital for faster growth. They're not leveraged right now either, negligible debt with 8 million in cash

oh well I only have 10K in it for now

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26339792

>>26339672
Will Biden become the lumberjack?

>> No.26339794

>>26338416
How is that hands of steel? It never dipped from your cost basis.

>> No.26339800

>>26339727
this is how you keep losing

>> No.26339802

>>26338064
>F
No one here told you to buy that shit, nigger.

>> No.26339810
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26339810

>>26338187
Depends when you bought those. If you bought at 16.30, it pumps some tomorrow, and you sell then you’ll be fine. From my perspective I don’t see them being worth more by expiry. Or maybe all of fy21 steel futures will be up 10% tomorrow morning and then you’ll make good profit.

>> No.26339811

>>26339684
no its a long term play though for real tendies

>> No.26339815
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>>26339457
Yeah I have no expectations of NOK to truly moon either, just setting an example of stock shilled here that haven't mooned. I don't have many good examples for stocks in a similar state, maybe CRBP but that is very speculative.
Now if you want a true buy and die stock you just buy UTZ then delete you brokerage app. Keep THEM from investigating your interest in CUNNY, THEY will try to stop you. Do NOT let THEM buy UTZ, buy the future of snack technology!

>> No.26339832

>>26339684
No, don't delay though. BB wants take off

>> No.26339833

>>26339221
Owning the stock is much more pleasant. Find a stock that has been trending upwards all year. Buy when momentum starts increasing. Buy red, sell green. Simple as. Even retards can swing trade.

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>>26339728
I fucking knew it was going to be red this Friday just like the last few weeks, I fucking knew I should have just bought SPY puts, but no my big brain buys more ATM BB calls and I'm out of day trades so no fun for me tomorrow I guess

>> No.26339853

>>26338211
I want the line to go up so that I can make back some of my huge losses on other things

>> No.26339856

>>26339800
No I keep losing if I listen to losers that make me sell. Crypto will go up

>> No.26339862

>>26339570
Based

>> No.26339869

>>26339727
A 4 bagger over 3 years isn't that impressive anon. Holding TQQQ would achieve better results and you would actually bet on real companies rather than magic internet money

>> No.26339874

>>26339678
bruh the stock is new it hasn't traded yet. It'll have value at open tomorrow.

>> No.26339890

>>26339843
Buy puts so the market goes up

>> No.26339894

you niggers never answered: is it based or cringe to put 35k on 2x index ETFs today (tomorrow)?

>> No.26339920

>>26339756
Dude that shill was hella sketchy at first, but his vigor at shilling made me buy.

>> No.26339925

>>26339762
Gratz on the 5 digits

>> No.26339949

>>26339224
Do you have the audio file to share?

>> No.26339957

>>26339869
I do that too

>> No.26339960

>>26339894
sounds like you don't have much conviction, I recommend putting your money into treasury bonds and working until you're 65

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i hope none of you are in the red since last year

>> No.26339964

>>26339920
>shitting on the shills
We're all here to make money. Its not Bitcoin threads.

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>FUTURES

>> No.26339978

>>26339890
I'll buy RIOT or MARA puts if I do buy any, so go all in on BTC I guess

>> No.26339982

>>26339786
You won't get any real response on /smg/ to the stock, and it won't go viral, because it's Canadian listed and Robinhood doesn't have leafstox.

But the financials are compelling. Maybe I'll make it a 10% position.

>> No.26339988

>>26339869
You're wasting your breath. Poor people remain poor for a reason.

>> No.26339990

>>26339772
RIP

>> No.26340000

was it stupid to not buy TQQQ today?

>> No.26340001

>>26339894
QLD and SSO are solid long term bets. Wait for good dips or a correction. Were at all time highs anon. Maybe buy a start position and DCA.

>> No.26340014

Think about how Chinese people like to gamble then wonder how many of them trade stocks? A tiny percentage that is growing fast. $TIGR is Chinese Robinhood. Gonna 5-10X no problem!

>> No.26340019

>>26339963
It’s bad
However, it was never going to be good

>> No.26340020

>>26339894
If it were me I'd put 20k in and then buy dips with the other 15k. But I'm a retarded nigger.

>> No.26340024

>>26339960
Not what I asked. The answer needs to be based or cringe.

>> No.26340036
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26340036

>>26339874
>>26339990

>> No.26340049

>>26340000
checked, and look at futures

>> No.26340052
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26340052

>>26339988
>you can only buy either stocks or crypto
>you can't buy both
>don't waste your breath hehe

>> No.26340057

>>26339810
I got mine in the low $17s

>> No.26340060

>>26339964
Yes sir, I am sorry sir.
Please do the needful and HZON sir.
Please do the trustful and buy everything people suggest to you on an anonymous sir posting forum.

>> No.26340067

>>26340024
Evens: Based
Odds: Cringe
Dubs: Buy Knee Pads instead

>> No.26340068

>>26339224
pls upload audio

>> No.26340099
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26340099

>>26340057
Forgot picture

>> No.26340120

Is Friday the weekly red day now? Fucking seems like every Friday the market goes to shit and you need to buy calls EOD to ride the Monday-Thursday pump

>> No.26340126

>>26340049
aw crap, bitcoin always tells the future of the market

>> No.26340138

>>26339894
Basado y rojopilado

>> No.26340153

>>26339949
> make cd for car
> build new computer
> forget to buy a cd drive
> too lazy to do it now because fuck cable management
no
it's NOT the ben lichenstien audio that shows up on yt, it may be a mix of several traders with background noise mixed in. Just lots of yelling and numbers and people getting more and more confused.

>> No.26340176

nobody said NOK is going to moon, it's a comfy long hold and it's going to 10 this year or get quick gains by getting bought

>> No.26340178
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26340178

>futures
THEY'RE ACTUALLY RED HOLY SHIT BOBO YOU WON AAAAHHHHH

>> No.26340181

>>26339224
You get that offline? Any links?

>> No.26340187

>>26339188
I have a 5-figure account and do diagonal spreads on my LEAPS. i.e., I buy long ITM calls and sell OTM weeklies against those. It's a nice racket, a lot like selling covered calls and it pays off the cost of the LEAPS over time. Only thing is you absolutely MUST avoid getting assigned on your short call, because your LEAPS will get exorcised as collateral and all of its time-value fucking goes up in smoke

>> No.26340207

>>26339007
>>Debunked

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>>26339214
I'm up 50%. Seems like just yesterday I broke 200K. Now I'm about to breach $300K

>> No.26340227

>>26340153
What was the song they were blasting while everyone sang to it on one of the really bad days in March, it was super funny, also the guy who started screaming at another guy because he knew that he was fucking his wife kek

>> No.26340228

>>26340178
Get on the SOLO and FUV train.

>> No.26340233

>>26340060
>HZON
When is this piece of shit going to move? You guys said it was going to merge with OnlyFans....

>> No.26340268

>>26339214
I bought bitfarms.

>> No.26340287

>>26339982
keep in mind that the last earnings pre-tax income was 836K. The large net income of 2,307K was due to huge tax benefits last year
That's probably why the people watching this ticker are hesitant to buy more

>> No.26340305

>>26340000
No, you're fine. You'll get it 10% off next week.

>> No.26340315
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26340315

frens, how much of this recent TSM pump was based on speculation that Intel would need their fabs?

Now that Intel claims that most of their product will be made in-house, how much of those gains are going to vanish?

>> No.26340327

>>26339214
125%

>> No.26340331

>>26338532
Put $100 in GTE and sell when it hits 1, then return for further instructions.

>> No.26340334

>>26339769
>>26339712
That's almost entirely RIOT calls, and that big dip is RIOT puts and UVXY calls both collectively fucking my anus hole

>> No.26340350

>>26340315
>INT competent at anything

>> No.26340357

>>26339214
60%. I need to learn to not take profit early like an absolute moron.

>> No.26340359

GHIV Bros, what's next for us

>> No.26340362

>baba in hk
so glad i didn't buy today

>> No.26340367

>>26339703
so is tomorrow just a guaranteed green day or what. i dont actually own any GME

>> No.26340371

>>26340359
Salvation

>> No.26340382
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26340382

Hey boys, heard that tomorrow is the rug pull. You guys selling?

>> No.26340458

>>26340382
Only if AUPH doesn't get approved.

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26340459

>>26340382
>fractional shares
am I ocd or just autistic, it looks so horrible

>> No.26340475

>>26339214
Up ~190%, about 110% is from just day-trading BBIG for like 30 minutes today.

>> No.26340507

>>26340367
Nobody knows, but probably. Thats because different shorts end at different times. We only know how much is short, not when it expires. There may be people short were short at $20, but if they dont have to pay until June then they can just wait and hope it goes down before then.

>> No.26340545

I bought SPY and SLV puts before close
BLEED FOR ME MY PRETTY, BLEED!!

>> No.26340548

>>26340459
It feels nice to type in a solid number like 1000 dollars than it does to buy an integer value of shares.

>> No.26340578

>>26338129
yes, the dollar is inflated so "valuations" are just adjusted for inflation.

>> No.26340609

>>26339097
I'm invested in the American ticker of that company. As one other anon said: It's basically the Canadian transport PLTR. I'm a big believer in this one long term.

>> No.26340611

>>26340548
it feels nicer to buy a solid number like 1000 shares than it does to buy an even dollar amount.

>> No.26340615

>>26340315
not a lot because TSM is fully booked for most of 2021 (probably 2022 by now) already
so these news are fundamentally neutral to me on TSM. Very good news on AMD though.

If anything, INTC probably couldn't outbid TSM's other customers so they gave up on outsourcing? I have no idea, this seemed like INTC's only hope because their foundries are still stuck on immersion lithography which have too many issues for sub-10nm. They needed to move onto EUVL like 4 years ago. The problem is, TSM is hogging most of the orders from ASML (who only produces like a dozen machines every quarter), so trying to go that route will be a challenge too

They're going to lose so many contracts to AMD at this rate. Keep a look at the Argonne supercomputer contract, if they end up switching to AMD since they can't wait any longer (it's delayed for now) then that's indicative of Intel's other contracts expiring in 2021. These customers all expected INTC to have 7nm by now

>> No.26340623

baked
>>26340613
>>26340613
>>26340613

>> No.26340626

>>26340187
I just discovered poor man's covered calls and they are comfiness levels that shouldn't even be possible. I'm up like 40% this week selling weeklies on GME against my LEAPS on every rip and buying them back on every dip. I kind of want to stop advertising poor man's covered calls because I'm making too much money and I'm afraid if everyone does them they'll stop working.

>> No.26340628

>>26340459
Lmao maybe they can do fractional calls next. How does volume work on fractional shares? Thats silly

>> No.26340634

>>26339097
I'm buying 5,000 shares at open. Get your space helmet ready.

>> No.26340646

>>26340609
What’s the US ticker?

>> No.26340654

>>26340611
We'll have to agree to disagree babe

>> No.26340655

EHang is one of the top 10 best performing stocks in US markets the last few months. If you want a stock that will ride EHang coattails, check out $ASDN Astro pumped today but still has a tiny market cap. Gonna run for next few weeks....

>> No.26340663

can someone explain what the fuck happened to TQQQ today

>> No.26340692

>>26339144
Turtle Man is a real pile of shit. All of these Chinese puppets deserve the worst.

>> No.26340693

>>26339194
>>26339499
buy GRF and NOU if you want some cve goodies

>> No.26340738

>>26340578
If there was actually inflation happening P/E would reflect that

>> No.26340753

>>26338592
It will never go above 5 and if it does it'll go right back down sorry

>> No.26340758

>>26340646
GKPRF

>> No.26340926

>>26339414
can you elaborate with an example? so say msft is at 225. buy a 205 call for september, then start selling 235 calls in feb week 1, let it expire, repeat week 2, week 3 etc.

goal is any low volatility stock, yes?

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26341013

>>26339214
I hate being poor. If I die tomorrow my estate is right around 100k before the kikes take a big chunk of it and give it to niggers.

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