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[Anonymous No.26333483]

>First sell off!!!!!!!!!1!11!11!11!!

[Anonymous No.26333610]

I'm excited too

[Anonymous No.26333891]

My Dearest Anon,
’tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan’t part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold. For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We chan’t speak of this more.
Sincerely yours,
Anon.

[Anonymous No.26333937]

Second, actually. We're officially in freefall territory after the dump to 31k last week and the bull trap this week.

[Anonymous No.26334011]

>>26333483
Legitimately retarded, you're a 2021 bag holder, congratulations.