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Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:47:15 2014 No.263264 [Reply] [Original]

how do you make your money work for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:49:15 2014 No.263266 You invest it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:50:44 2014 No.263270 >>263264 Money is inanimate asshole. It doesn't work. It just sits there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:51:14 2014 No.263272 >>263270 Blatant lies. My money is an army that goes out and takes prisoners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:52:44 2014 No.263275 >>263272 Liar! Money can't walk so how does it go out by itself? Checkmate atheists

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:56:14 2014 No.263283 >>263272 Mr Wnderful is that you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 20:59:14 2014 No.263289 >>263283 I wish. I wouldn't have to worry about VC firms trying to screw me over if I were.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:26:48 2014 No.263332 I put $5000 in VAPR and in NSANY. Needles to say, I'm broke as a joke now

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:31:18 2014 No.263342 Stocks. You gotta learn a lot before you get any good at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:34:50 2014 No.263345 Put it all in DIS before the new star wars (which everyone knows will gross 3billion) If you can get 100k into DIS before then, enjoy being a millionaire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:37:49 2014 No.263348 >>263345 >Star Wars will cause DIS to go 10x its value No. It could go up, but you're high if you think it'll be that much for a company the size of Disney.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:46:20 2014 No.263361 >>263342 What do you recommend for someone who doesn't know anything about stocks to learn? Books?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:47:20 2014 No.263363 >>263361 Browse this site to start with: http://www.investopedia.com/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:51:20 2014 No.263370 >>263345 Wait, wait, wait. This actually makes sense. What's the fucking catch, bastard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:54:19 2014 No.263374 >>263370 you gotta hope the market crash doesn't happen before then

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:57:19 2014 No.263375 >>263370 The catch is that DIS has a market cap around $140 billion. A movie that grosses $3 billion is not going to cause a 10x jump in share price.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:58:49 2014 No.263378 >>263375 alright yea not 10x 2-3x

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 21:59:49 2014 No.263383 File: 82 KB, 612x587, 1385512327412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>263374 >>263375 It's a safe bet nonetheless. It won't buy me that house on the beach, but it's money in my pocket

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 22:02:19 2014 No.263386 >>263264 1. buy a very low cost, well diversified index fund 2. hold 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 22:02:19 2014 No.263387 >>263378 >2-3x Doubt it unless I'm severely underestimating merchandising (I know it's big, but that big? Come on.). You'll see a moderate increase assuming that they aren't also doing something else that's sinking at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 5 22:04:49 2014 No.263391 >>263283 I swear by the way he talks on Shark Tank and rubs his hands he goes on 4chan