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>> No.26303249

>>26303190
GRT is the cunny of shitposting

>> No.26303273

>>26303190
hold, paper hand

>> No.26303338

Why would this be worth more than orchid, ren, bat, or any of the other stupid utility coins on Coinbase

>> No.26303362

>>26303338
if you know you know, if you don't you don't

>> No.26303390

>>26303190
>the nintendo of blockchain
>the duckduckgo of kentucky fried chicken
>the opposable thumbs of fingers
>the blockchain of google
>the double-decker of party favors
>the plug of butts
>the barloid of the garloid
>the askjeeves of bike locks
>the yahoo of door handles
>the backbone of defi
>the google for web3
>the bitcoin of cryptocurrency
>the catholicism of finance
>the sausage of hotdog
>the garlic bread of money
>the API for APY
>the sanrio of blockchain
>the mahatma ghandi of these cocaine calisthenics.
>the zippo of crypto
>the lamborghini of ferrari
>the doordash of runscape
>the uniswap and coingecko
>the yoo-hoo of chocolate drinks
>the sasha grey of anal porn
>the thai ladyboy of trannies
>the starbucks of coffee
>the katrina of hurricanes
>the never of womanhood
>the strawberry milk of roofing tiles
>the blacked of pornhub
>the anal fissure of ass problems.
>the bag of hodling of bags
>the tranny of blockchain
>the bing of chainlink
>the chai latte of iraq.
>the chicken of barnyard animals.
>the kerrygold of butter.
>the big up to your chest
>the pnd of /biz/
>the xenophobe of xenogeny.
>the squat plug of web search engines.
>the sneed's of seed and feed
>the dyson of vacuums
>the fly of stink
>the pappy van winkle of bourbon.
>the grey goose of vodka.
>the rinnegan of visual prowess.
>the torn condom of my love.
>the Malena Morgan of lesbians.
>the toyota of cyberspace
>the yahoo of sickening losses
>the amazon of worker exploitation
>the orange man of the democrat party
>the yandex of yolo
>the 4chan of reddit
>the red robin of APIs

>> No.26303415
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26303415

>>26303338
It’s the AWS + Google of Blockchain, the API gateway for our future decentralized world

>> No.26303666

>>26303390
>>the bitcoin of cryptocurrency
Ah yes, I remember making this meme
seen quite a few people repost it word for word since
Will be suing for copyright infringement damages

>> No.26303767

What? Btc is crumpling and this son of a bitch is holding on. How the fuck are you financially ruined? Please explain it to me, I'm curious.

>> No.26303877

sell sell sell

>> No.26303906

>>26303877
NEVER
RIDING TO ZERO
IT'S GONNA BE GRT

>> No.26303934

>>26303767
yeah. i'm comfy as fuck

>> No.26303961

>>26303190
Go to sleep. Wake up okay again.

>> No.26304009

>>26303338
funny.. grt team has strong ties to orchid. I think some are even ex-orchid employees

>> No.26304861

>>26303338
>bat
LMAO. He fell for the Bat/Brave meme. Bro incentivized marketing is shit, and therefore BAT is shit! Do you really think MSFT and GOOG are going to let Brave browser take over? If it doesn't come pre-installed on operating systems as the default browser it will NEVER be mainstream - and marketing to a bunch of crypto fags is worth about $1 CPM (shit). Look at the price over the last THREE years. LMAO.

>> No.26304990

>bought at .53 last night watching cups and now it's .49

Never buy at night

>> No.26305060

>>26303190
you must be pretty fucking dumb if grt ruined you. it was a gift to day traders, a blessing to developers and a nice gesture to stakers.

Did you try to swing trade GRT using your phone?

>> No.26305212

>>26303190
I'm independently financially independent.

>> No.26305355

>>26305060
>you must be pretty fucking dumb if grt ruined you
no fucking kidding.

>> No.26305392

I was warning you retards that the pump will be short lived. Now you get GiRThed.

>> No.26305486

>>26303190
that's what you get for buying a flaming bag of dog shit

>> No.26305494

>>26303338
As a GRT skeptic-turning-convert one thing I can tell you is that Coinbase itself invested in and continues to invest in GRT. It says so on the Coinbase website. Of course, the best time to buy was as soon as that was announced over a month ago.

>> No.26305510

>>26305494
most of these retards dont even know what they are buying and selling

>> No.26305530

coinbase is so fucking shit why doesnt it tell me my average price paid and my profit/loss and shit like robinhood does? is there an exchange that does this?

>> No.26305560

>>26303390
>anal fissure
I felt that

>> No.26305585

I-I-I-it dropped 6 cents overnight guys. ITS OVER

>> No.26306159

just bought in :)

>> No.26306176

>>26305585
OH NO
SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.26307096

>>26305585
6 cents overnight!? It's never going up again

>> No.26307203

>Not pink wojack enough
I'll check back tomorrow...

>> No.26307346

>>26303390
made my day

>> No.26308013
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>> No.26308104

>>26305510
correct

>> No.26308180

>>26303767
Right, im happy I shifted so much from btc, my portfolio would be way lower otherwise.

>> No.26308448

>>26308013
>This guy knows.

>> No.26308658

Pull up yardbwois! Big up your chest! Blood fire wisdomchalice be gristing da downpression, make mi sick inna im head. One on da two: why Babylon lic a shot at weed seeds? Heartical vibez! Rastafari. I and I see eye to eye. Almost. wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari Cuz love run wi! Bun weed, Bun Babylon. Grindsmen out to cut wood. No shake out Graphites, tun up di ting! Jah Guide.

>> No.26308874
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26308874

>>26303190
>financially ruined by a crabcoin

>> No.26308906

>>26308658
THIS GUY'S OTHER JOB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJytmRO8K7M

>> No.26308988
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26308988

>>26303190
You guys told me it was going to reach 1$
You guys told me it going down was just a correction
You fucking told me to buy the bottom
And it keeps dropping
That's it
That's the last straw

>> No.26309281

>>26308906
.6969 EOW! It be the $14.20 of 4/20! No Downpression, Babylon tri lic a shot!

>> No.26309778

i sold mine at .64 for dai because i smelt the top.
if it hits 30's ill buy in again

>> No.26309870

>>26303390
You forgot the most important one:
The dyson of vacuum cleaners

>> No.26309916

>>26308658
Dilate

>> No.26310085

>>26309778
Watch for a short lived deep dive through ~33. Snipe it. I'd expect it to coincide with a sharp sudden drop in BTC that trips out Stop losses below 30K. Might see a momentary dip to upper 28K today or tomorrow. Then swift recovery in alts

>> No.26310097

>>26308988
wasted dubs

>> No.26310257

>>26308988
just keep buying??

>> No.26310573

>>26303390
based

>> No.26311223

>>26308658
RASTATARDIAN

>> No.26311332

This is fucking nothing.
Biden is going to make crypto dump down to March 2020 levels:
>Janet Yellen suggests 'curtailing' cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, saying they are mainly used for illegal financing
> 'curtailing' cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin
> 'curtailing' cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin
> 'curtailing' cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin
> 'curtailing' cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin
https://markets.businessinsider.com/currencies/news/bitcoin-price-cryptocurrency-should-be-curtailed-terrorism-concerns-yellen-2021-1-1029985692

Start selling, the Biden dump is coming.

>> No.26311352

Well, if you want a ~tiny~ bit of financial help, you can get a headstart on the Pi network by downloading the mobile app and using my referral code "joshjohn77" to join our mining group and start collecting Pi crypto before it gets too high! It might sound sketchy because it's brand new but it's legit and doable from a phone. Join our group! It's worth a shot!

>> No.26311432

>>26311352
Pi was spammed during the last bullrun too

>> No.26311485

>>26309916
>Tight!
Grist

>> No.26311615

>>26311332
god i hope so
i have fiat Ks to dump in this thing

>> No.26311814

>>26311332
Not american not my president don't care fuck off

>> No.26311845

>>26311352
are you a bot

>> No.26311846

>>26311332
>Peaceful mode: on!
Bun fyah politricks! I'm a rasta, so lic crypto!
Try love and Up up, down down, left right, left right, BA start in ya any sitty da be sus mi Gs. 1/10 it big ups ya butt, and I and I. Big up ya chest be bigging up I and I chest! One love. Jah gide.

>> No.26311901

>>26303190
Another day, another shitcoin holder going bankrupt.

>> No.26311916

>>26311814
Oh so you get a different bitcoin price where you live you fucking mongoloid? If yankees "curtailed" crypto all prices dump to 1/10th of what they are now.

>> No.26312056

>>26311916
good, more crypto for me

>> No.26312125

>>26311916
Bloom it mi G! Every fruit ripe. Silly cone vall' be boom town usa, dey no giv dat away. Bloodclot politricks. Be love: mindful.org/this-loving-kindness-meditation-is-a-radical-act-of-love/

>> No.26312170

>>26311916
Good I can buy more then

>> No.26312539

>>26312056
>>26312170
Which is why I'm telling you retards to sell now.

>> No.26312609

>>26312539
Go ahead then, sell, you retard.
I am not fucking selling.

>> No.26313085

>>26312539
Either we make it to 1$ or I'm going down with this ship

>> No.26313227

>>26313085
this
fuck it, this is the surest moonshot out there, bar none
if this shit crashes to zero, then I don't want to have anything to do with crypto regardless

>> No.26313307

>>26303190
>bought at 0.75
>sold at 0.46
anons hold me

>> No.26313342
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26313342

>>26303190
Where you at 26 cents brainlet.

Sell this overpriced garbage for Bonded Finance and wait a few months.

>> No.26313375
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26313375

What the FUCK is rasta's problem with Babylon? They dindu nuffin

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>>26313342
>26 cents
Oh god I wish

>> No.26313485
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26313485

>>26303190
Cup and handle formed perfectly.
This shit is about to go absolutely face meltingly parabolic.
And more stimmy checks are incoming.
Imagine not putting everything you can into grt right now.

>> No.26313484

>>26313307
Don't cry anon. I just bought grt today. Your bags are safe with me. Next time sweaty, don't sell during a panic.

>> No.26313513

jesus christ i swear biz needs to learn how to hold a fucking coin for more than 10 minutes. GRT chads we hit 0.8$ EOM chill the fuck out

>> No.26313577

>>26313513
>0.8$ EOM
fuck off with that fud

>> No.26313784

>>26312609
>>26313085
Oh right. This is a GRT thread.
Yeah, I'm not selling right now either.
Mid-February is the deadline. Get the most profit you can from your tokens between now and then, then rebuy for cheap early April/late March. Screenshot this post.

>> No.26313816
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26313816

>he doesn't know about the Google of Crypto
>he doesn't know about the Amazon of Blockchain
>he doesn't know about the Walmart of Tokens

>> No.26313863

Buy signal

>> No.26314197

>>26303190
>Ruined
You idiot. This is what I've been waiting for. I get paid next week and then I'll buy another stack. Hopefully Bitcoin crashes and takes the market with it by that point so I can get 100k no problem. This was never a quick flip.

>> No.26314474

>>26313342
>>26313420
.319 and .55 brainlet here

>> No.26314565
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26314565

>he sold

Anon... if only you knew the true potential of the google of blockchain. Moon incoming

>> No.26314767

>>26308988
Whole crypto market is dumping dude

>> No.26315015

>>26303190
Anyone who didn't fomo is still up bigly

>> No.26315193

>>26314767
Everything crisis, all fruits ripe.

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26315270

Hourly reminder...

>> No.26315306

>>26313485
Cuppo anddo handulu

>> No.26315345

> FIL is at 21.60$ with 2B token
> GRT is at 0.46$ with 10B token

GRT will be at least 5$ EOY bitches

>> No.26315637

Give me one reason why I shouldn't just dump now and buy the bottom in 2 days.

>> No.26315719
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>.04640
I'm in again thanks for the bags losers.

>> No.26315776
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Will it reach 0.44? I wanna buy more

>> No.26315901

>>26315776
Yes it will. My target price is 42 cents. But if it breaks that the next support is 36 cents. Just a little more patience.

>> No.26316089

>>26308906
>Let mi drink me rum. Let mi have mi fun. Lit me soul on fyuh. Take igher.
Drop da based
>>26315270
Nipin' dat .33? too red eye rasta.

>> No.26316218
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>>26315901
THE SAIYAN OF LEGEND, YOU CANNOT CONTROL HIM HE WILL DESTROY EVERYONE

>> No.26316819

>>26304990
Morning a.m eastern time everytime I add. Never sell so probably sell at 5pm eastern time.

>> No.26316900

>>26309778
I got 3500 grt and plenty of money just waiting for it to hit .30s so I can get up to 10k I hope it crashes from retards selling off.

>> No.26317428

Wow, is it LINK, all over again, guys ?
i see less and less 100k+ GRT holders on biz threads.
I am a 35k GRT holder since 0.24, and I consider myself already "late".
People, do we just have to wait and forget biz for a moment while holding ?

>> No.26317572

>>26317428
I have about 610k. Missed out on another 100k by delaying my all in for a day. Went 50% in minutes after public release and the rest a day later.

Feels a bit bad, but I think I’m finally set up to make it after literally a decade in crypto.

>> No.26317786

Finally I bought some GRT

>> No.26317909

>>26317572
Good for you, bro ! I didn't have that much money to put into it. I hope you'll make it !

>> No.26317911

>>26316900
this this and more this

>> No.26317930

>>26303390

The Pajeet scam of crypto

>> No.26318007

>>26317930
You aapear to be lost. Here ya go:
>>26313852

>> No.26318189

While <€1 I'll buy as much as I can.

>> No.26318235

>>26318189
based retard

>> No.26318382

FUCKING 46 CENT STABLECOIN REEE DO SOMETHING

>> No.26318944
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26318944

>>26317428
in at .29
Will grab another ~20k when it drops to .35-.4. Rest of portfolio is link/eth.

>> No.26319242
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26319242

dchan anon where are you

>> No.26319384

Any opinions on buying in right now? What's the likelihood it drop sub .4 anytime soon?

>> No.26319512

>>26318007
kek

>> No.26319709

>>26319384
i just bought desu. I have no clue but i know it gonna boom in the coming weeks, so i dont really care about a couple pennies less.

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26319835

>>26316218
soon

>> No.26319944

>>26316218
watched that movie last night because of you

>> No.26319986

>>26319835
Iron + lion: Zion

>> No.26320000

>>26319384
it's flattening out now and it's stable, would be wise to buy now

>> No.26320107

>>26320000
B0000yaka, B0000yaka!

>> No.26320136

>>26320000
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26320170

>>26320000
It’s over. Sell it while you still can. Soon, it will be a race down to 0 sats. Before you know it, you will actually have to pay people to take GRT off you. You will be lucky if the bank lets you even keep your house, you'll probably become homeless, and before you know it you'll be addicted to heroin and wishing for a quick death every day. It's well and truly over now. Sell everything. I hope for all the best anon, seriously, sell now. If you don't you'll go down in history as the one anon that lost completely everything holding GRT.

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26320183

>>26319835

>> No.26320277

>>26313485
That's not a cup and handle lmao

>> No.26320323

$1 when?

>> No.26320384

>>26320277
yes, it is

>> No.26320389

Sell now before the mega pump. some of you arn't going to make it

>> No.26320400

>>26320170
Stacy, blazeit420! Jah bless.

>> No.26320421
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26320421

>About to buy
>Spikes like 2 more cents

>> No.26320425
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26320425

>>26320000
>checked

>> No.26320444

>>26319242
Alive, I think
Trying to figure out if I can hack something together somehow
Don't expect anything though, this is effectively vaporware, HL3 is far more likely to come out than a usable dchan
But for now I made the logo spin, which is nice

>> No.26320487
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26320487

>>26304990
or just don’t buy pumps you fucking retard

>> No.26320594

>>26320444
checked, and i noticed the logo spin haha. based, looking forward to dchan in 2031

>> No.26320664

>>26320444
Ch-eck. Data can hurt ya nuh? Google nuhs. Nice up. Dey glow wit ya pal accountabilly

>> No.26320735

I have a 30k stack... should I start delegating?

>> No.26320766

lmao I remember people sperging out at me, talking about how strong their bloodlines were for HODLING this shitcoin after it started dumping.
This was a lot you people's first pnd wasn't it?
lol.

>> No.26320822

>>26305530
Wondering this too

>> No.26321119

>>26320594
Well that's a realistic estimate
Hopefully by then I should be able to live off passive income from GRT staking and I'll have enough time to work on it, and even more hopefully in the meantime the blockchain dev tools will have improved enough to make it actually possible
For now it's a bloodbath
We'll see

>> No.26321206

>>26321119
Moot 3.0

>> No.26321237

>>26321206
Doot

>> No.26321274

>>26303190
lol its hilarious. everone in this thread who lost money deserved it

>> No.26321387

Imagine selling your ticket to the moon over a few cents. I'll see you in 3 years when it's $20 a token and you're wondering if you can buy just a dozen or so.

>> No.26321492

>>26321274
Its all fud or idiots who bought the peak. This dumped less than btc. If you bought a week ago like I did you're still up 50%+delegation rewards.

>> No.26321549

>>26320735
66k stacklet here, took the plunge and delegated 98% of stack yesterday with hopes of getting 64GRT in rewards per day, or 20%-30% APY. need to wait 7 days to see the first cleared epoch get paid out to confirm if the reward is more or less :$

>> No.26321578

>>26303390
>>the mahatma ghandi of these cocaine calisthenics.

Kek, my shitpost made the list.

>> No.26321618

>>26321492
>fud or idiots
Bread be poppy-show politricks!

>> No.26321778

And stale, fresh it up!

>> No.26322017

Back to 50 cents

>> No.26322115

just bought a bunch because it's cheap and i'm poor so having lots of something makes me feel good
also because of this thread

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We going back up boyos

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26322304

>>26322121
It's over.

>> No.26322455

>>26303190
Dont worry op, the tea cup handle is coming soon. Do not anic sell.

>> No.26322488

>>26322455
Why?

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26322606

Never Selling

>> No.26322753

I get my wage and my annual bonus in 4 fucking days PLEAAAAASE stay down for now

>> No.26322767

>>26322753
YOU HAD 3 MINUTES