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[Anonymous No.26292068]

what are the masses going to do about the income inequality created by crypto

there will be hordes of destitute women and brown people in the Amazon gulags. and there will be a class of 99% white men who live lives of luxury because they early adopted bitcoin or link.

do you really think they won't try to steal it from you? or vote in someone to crash the market out of jealousy?

[Anonymous No.26292137]

>>26292068
The government will bring in a huge crypto capital gains tax and market it to the slaves as some Robin Hood type shit and frame us as greedy people who are actively harming them.

[Anonymous No.26292141]

>>26292068
Anyone have the edits for OP's image?

[Anonymous No.26292225]

>>26292141

[Anonymous No.26292336]

>>26292225
>Bob the Pedo: the Novel

[Anonymous No.26292352]

>>26292225
good read!

[Anonymous No.26292385]

>>26292225
Thanks fren

[Rubic No.26292395]

>>26292068
There is nothing they can do.
We shall become the new aristocracy and shitskins will be our playthings.
It will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.26292477]

>>26292068
>what are the masses going to do about the income inequality created by crypto
lol
If you haven't made it yet you (and any descendants you may have) will NEVER N E V E R be allowed to make it. It's over goy. You lost. Now work like a beast of burden while your Jewish masters live like an effendi and eat.

[Anonymous No.26292496]

>>26292137
This. It is Ironic because Robin Hood is a story about taking back the money the tax man stole and giving it back to the commoners. Now it is the tax man who is the Robin Hood the commoners cheer on the take money away from small business owners, the working class and people that took huge risks investing in speculative assets. While they cheer for the mega corps and government as they eradicate the middle class and force us all into a slave poverty class.

[Anonymous No.26292562]

>>26292068
If the politicians actually cared they would have passed UBI or at least wouldn't have repeatedly jewed the people on stimulus checks. Since we live in the reality where the opposites of both happened, nothing. Nothing will fucking happen. Both the people and the politicians are sheep. A democracy deserves the people they elect, and we deserve this spiral into hell. The republic is dead.

[Anonymous No.26292659]

>>26292496
>Now it is the tax man who is the Robin Hood the commoners cheer on the take money away from small business owners, the working class and people that took huge risks investing in speculative assets.
Right. This is a complete perversion of Robin Hood. This is cucked

[Anonymous No.26292688]

>>26292477
>NEVER N E V E R be allowed to make it
lol as if you need to be allowed. I made it already, and I am sure I am not the only one.

[Anonymous No.26292990]

>>26292068
unironically the next big move is to class-restrict rights and freedoms through legislature
>pedophilia, murder, etc. will only be legal if you are an elite
>the masses will cheer this on for elites but this will be still considered extremely taboo and frowned upon for commoners
>incels, NEETs, nouveau rich labeled "economic terrorists" and tried in clemency courts
>they aren't thrown in jail or executed, just condemned to wageslaving
>maximum wage for income brackets, have to apply to clemency court to get it raised
>there's two options for commoners
>option one, you get paid to stand around inside a store all day doing basic tasks (women will primarily do this)
>option two, you get microrewarded crypto for completing "orders" on your phone (essentially ubereats/doordash but for mundane tasks instead of food)
>clemency courts will essentially be like discord mods in real life
>masturbation and orgasms will be regulated, low-status males being "horny" becomes one of the ultimate taboos

[Anonymous No.26293228]

>>26292477
congress is full of richfags, some of them gotta be holding crypto right? those money grubbers wouldn't let this happen

[Anonymous No.26293313]

>>26292225
plot twist: Bob may or may not have used XMR to buy child porn, no one will ever know

[Anonymous No.26293315]

>>26292068
bob is based af
ann is a retarded cunt

[Anonymous No.26293335]

>>26292137
They're already starting it, saying we're destroying the environment, etc.

[Anonymous No.26293366]

>>26293335

[Anonymous No.26293378]

That's a strawman if I ever saw one

[Anonymous No.26293381]

>>26292068
Ann is like a middle-aged man with a paper route.

[Anonymous No.26293394]

>>26293366

[Anonymous No.26293413]

>>26293366
>people i don't like use something that I don't so i must ban it
Damn why the fuck are normalfags even less capable of nuance than me, a borderline male?

[Anonymous No.26293454]

>>26292068
Based bob dabbing on cringe ann

[Anonymous No.26293550]

>>26293228
>those money grubbers wouldn't let this happen
You do know congress wrote themselves an exemption to insider trading right?

[Anonymous No.26293577]

>>26293366
These kinds of sentiments will become exponentially more popular within ten years. Most of you holders will be forced to flee the country.

[Anonymous No.26293620]

>>26292068
"You missed BTC
You missed ETH
You missed LINK
Don't miss my new shitcoin, dump your savings today!"

[Anonymous No.26293699]

>>26293394
lol, he's just a seething nocoiner

[Anonymous No.26293702]

>>26293577
>implying my citadel won't be sovereign soil
>implying that they will get past the guard drones

[Anonymous No.26293716]

>>26293702
>sc2k
You're alright, you know? Please let me into your arco.

[Anonymous No.26293771]

>>26293699
The worst kind of nocoiner too. The type that knew about Bitcoin, probably understood generally how it worked, but still chose to shit on it instead of just buying. It's amazing seeing the r/buttcoin types that have been attacking Bitcoin since 2011. They just keep at it despite reality proving them wrong constantly.

[Anonymous No.26293867]

>>26293771
Yep, makes all the stops from "stupid libertarian ponzi" to "I'm just too morally upstanding to make millions"
Might be troublesome depending on how much influence these techtrannies accrue

[Anonymous No.26294225]

>>26293394
>newtonmas
How much of a faggot do you have to be to call Christmas "newtonmas"? Newton was a fucking occultist for crying out loud, he wasn't even an atheist.

[Anonymous No.26295361]

>>26292990
At one point I would've thought this more fiction and just a little too much to actually be real. But over the last 20 years, especially the last year, this not only seems possible but highly likely even in a short time span of 5-10 years. You gotta hand it to the social engineers though, they're ability to make people believe basically anything is truly impressive.

[Anonymous No.26295558]

>>26293771
lmao no wonder this guy hates bitcoin so much

[Anonymous No.26295670]

>>26292225
gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.26296264]

>>26292068
You guys need to get your head out of your ass, the amount of people that got rich thanks to crypto is so marginal nobody gives a fuck about this, it's not like every white dude in his 20s has a crypto wallet

[Anonymous No.26296314]

>>26296264
Why? Everything we've been saying on here for the last 15 years turned out to be true.

[Anonymous No.26296684]

>>26292225
make a modern, less cringy version
>this is ann. she started an onlyfans at 18. due to the onlyfans crash of 2025, her customs are now worth .50c a piece
>this is bob. bob bought chainlink.