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>> No.26239087

>>26239051
Schmuck Market General

>> No.26239120
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>Bidens economy rises

>> No.26239121

Nigga nigga nigga

>> No.26239129

Should I get into cannabis stocks lads? If so which?

>> No.26239135

first for this is the start of the golden bullrun

>> No.26239149

Honest question
Do i use Indeed, Linked in, Or any other random sight for jobs? I have a 4 yr degree but no clue what i want so im gonna just apply to anything other than working in an amazon warehouse

>> No.26239151
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26239151

GME
M
E

COOM
O
O
M

$50
5
0

EOW
O
W

>> No.26239167

whens the coinbase ipo

>> No.26239169

>>26239051
Opened my first short. I'm targeting "Blockbuster" like companies with a poor brand, unpopular reviews and a poor business model.

>> No.26239172
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26239172

WAS THIS PRICED IN

>> No.26239176
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>>26239051
penny stocks are stressful as shit

>> No.26239186

>>26239120
Hail Hitle- I mean Biden.

>> No.26239191
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26239191

>> No.26239192
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26239192

>>26239120
Thanks for the reminder. I'll set a 5% trailing stop loss tonight on everything

>> No.26239229

>>26239176
You need to research good ones then go all in or split between 2 or 3. 5 pennystocjs...they cant all be good.

>> No.26239230
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26239230

BULLETS ARE THE BEAUTY OF THE BLISTERING SKY
BULLETS ARE THE BEAUTY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
BULLETS ARE THE BEAUTY OF THE BLISTERING SKY
BULLETS ARE THE BEAUTY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.26239231
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>>26239120
Did they bring in the soldiers to make up for the people weren't going to show up for the inauguration in the first place?

>> No.26239234
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26239234

>>26239176
Doing penny stocks is like pic related, no thanks

>> No.26239239
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26239239

>peak height: 1700 feet
How do I invest AGAINST a tsunami?

>> No.26239242

>>26239135
What do you buy for the GBR?

>> No.26239245

dude im a N****, poo in the loo

>> No.26239255
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26239255

>>26239192
>using stop loss
>literally automatically losing 5% of your money ON PURPOSE
I have never used a stop loss. Number goes back up. Number ALWAYS goes back up.

>> No.26239261
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26239261

>>26239176
>Stressed on stock dipping the price of dinner for 2 and a few of drinks

Ngmi, fren

>> No.26239262

hedge against gibs with AAPL calls, nigs always buy the new iphone when they can afford to

>> No.26239267
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26239267

Real /smg/ chads know how to fuel up

>> No.26239279
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26239279

Wow bears are vocal about the market and they are not happy. They're discontented with the continuous green days and the effects of infinite stimulus. I guess they were holding out hope for a different fed chairman. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the corporate debt buy back scheme changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are

>> No.26239295
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26239295

>>26239267
>>26239267

>> No.26239296

>>26239129
SSPK

>> No.26239299
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26239299

>>26239255
Trailing Stop loss resets at a higher point of reference if the stock goes up, new fren.

>> No.26239306

>>26239267
>nutritional value of cardboard
no thanks

>> No.26239313

I don't care if it's retarded, I believe in the AMC squeeze

>> No.26239315

>>26239229
Man, I bought low and missed the high on 3 stocks today, because I thought I was long on them
They'll come back, im sure, but I missed out on a fuckton of a payday to reinvest, and the overall return was 8% for my investment, and i'm long on a cheap one i think will 10x, and semi-long on one i think will 4x... eventually. Today shook me a bit, considering this is my first day trading pennies lol.

>> No.26239321

>>26239129
Buy psychedelic stocks instead.

>> No.26239324
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26239324

First for giga SRAC pump

>> No.26239334

>>26239242
i need to reshuffle my portfolio a bit but I've been holding PLUG since $16 and definitely not letting go of those. I want to get back into GEVO and average more into CLF

>> No.26239350

>>26239267
>>26239295
>>26239306

my great great grandmother lived to be 112 and she ate this meal at every market open and close

>> No.26239351

>>26239267
>>26239295
>>26239234
Mr. Plinkett?
>>26239299
If the stock goes down it sells, that means that you've lost money. For no reason. Since the stock would just go back up the next day if you waited.

>> No.26239359

>>26239321

are there any psychedelic stocks? any companies doing research into that?

>> No.26239361

>>26239315
Hmm those gains are first day? Not bad.

But thats what happen with penny stocks.

>> No.26239365

If you guys never tried chipotle bourbon beef jerky, you should try it

how do i invest in jerky?

>> No.26239367

Wasn't GHIV supposed to moon this week?

>> No.26239370

Fully leveraged on GHIV. I'm locked in, and I'm fucked if this shit doesn't move.

>> No.26239376
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26239376

First for FGNA.

The management team is led by Joseph Moglia, chairman and former CEO of TD Ameritrade and Thinkorswim. This SPAC is trading close to NAV below 11 dollars so downside risk is limited. They are looking for a Fintech target, If Robinhood was their target this SPAC would go to 100 dollars easily. However they have other targets in mind such as Plaid. This is a financial services company based in San Francisco, California. The company builds a data transfer network that powers fintech and digital finance products. They have innovative online debt services for merchants and consumers.

The products of PLAID overlap with $FGNA’s target objectives. Furthermore VISA’s plan to take over PLAID was halted by the department of justice a few days ago. If they want to go public their options are SPAC, IPO, or direct listing. The SPAC route offers the best chance of getting public quickly in favorable terms

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>>26239350
>>26239351
>>26239306

>> No.26239391

>>26239051
https://twitter.com/markets/status/1351749046977835008
JACK MA FOUND

>> No.26239412
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26239412

>>26239279
I'm glad you enjoyed the edit.

>> No.26239416

>buy SPAC with no targets
gross

>> No.26239421

>>26239359
MMES and NUMI
You still have time

>> No.26239425

>>26239386
I can tell by your fingers that you smoke meth.

>> No.26239446

>>26239239
>Caused by a falling rock
Nothingburger
>>26239359
NUMI and MMEDF are the /smg/ approved ones.

>> No.26239448

>>26239231
They didn't want anyone to come anyway

>> No.26239450
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26239450

Unironically buy INFOSYS now,.
I am nit going to lie, i am a pajeet
Pic related. Buy infosys
REASON: THE stock has shown a breakout after weeks of profit booking after results. I am literally shilling them to you. Try and throw around some 100 dollar bills on it.

>> No.26239465

>>26239391
thnk fuck, buy baba now, literally nothing is stopping it

>> No.26239470

>>26239412
Delete this. EH all but confirmed.

>> No.26239476

How do you guys find out about moon stocks like BNGO or whatever?

>> No.26239481

Any eman chads here? Should I wait for a dip or buy asap?

>> No.26239482

>>26239425
Close but it's dude weed and anxiety

>> No.26239484
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26239484

>>26239231
Nobody seems to know why there are 25,000 troops. It is said that they are for the safety of congress and Biden. Apparently, this is the new normal, definitely not a coup.
>Biden inaugurated with a "field of flags" surrounded by 25,000 troops
>nothing strange here guys

>> No.26239486
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>>26239299
i think the point was a trailing stop as tight as 5% will trigger prematurely.
It may as well be a limit sell order

pic related. even for more stable index funds it's terrible
>When a stop-loss limit was reached, the stocks were sold and cash was held until the next quarter when it was reinvested.
>The only stop-loss level that did worse than the buy-and-hold (B-H) portfolio, with a negative average return of 0.12% and cumulative return of -8.14%, was from a trailing stop-loss strategy with 5% loss limit.

>> No.26239490

>>26239446

>NUMI and MMEDF are the /smg/ approved ones.

I can't put much in. many of these "drug companies" won't survive unless they can start selling perscriptions.

>> No.26239502
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>>26239391
Thats not really him, is it?

>> No.26239507

>>26239361
yeah, this is stressfull as shit, my main winner today was a 3x that i threw $200 in last minute as i saw it browsing plebbit for pumps and dds
i bet big and long on one random $.01 company that went up 20%, im really hoping it'll go to .2, maybe even 1, in which case i'll be in 6 figure hell on that alone
i pray that weed takes off and that im on it

>> No.26239518
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>>26239450
Pic very much related. I am about 60% up on my calls right now. I threw in 2500 usd equivalent in rupees and im up near 75% in 1320 call option.

>> No.26239519
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>>26239448
They didn't want anyone to attend the inauguration of the most popular president ever, but I can assure you soooo many would have come if we allowed it :)

>> No.26239522

>>26239450
I only buy AMERICAN

>> No.26239526

>>26239450
based on pic you just know this dude's sister is in to getting spit roasted

>> No.26239532

>>26239484

what the hell are those thing? chairs? flags? i don't get it

>> No.26239549
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26239549

>>26239129
>TLRY
>CURLF
>SSPK
>PW
>PLNHF

>> No.26239554

>>26239484
ik americans are kinda dumb when it comes to the rest of the world, but what's happening to burgerbros rn is literally a basic coup

>> No.26239559

>>26239149
I use green-japan.com

>> No.26239568

>>26239522
Buy infosys adr its on nyse.
>>26239526
I dont have a sister faggot nigger

>> No.26239569
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>>26239518
>I threw in 2500 usd equivalent in rupees
I've never seen a stronger sell signal in my life

>> No.26239575 [DELETED] 
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26239575

either biden takes you to a camp or trump takes you to a camp when you refuse his mandatory military deployment of the vaccine he promised

>> No.26239576

>>26239532
It represents freedom for all of the babies aborted in 2020

>> No.26239581

>>26239519
This pic is very illustrative

>> No.26239584

>>26239425
Lol if you saw me you would say I'm a methhead. But in fact, a adhd adderallhead

>> No.26239583
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>>26239532
Its a "field of flags" to represent the people who couldn't come. Definitely not weird and creepy at all.

>> No.26239600

>>26239490
NUMI has clinics for psychedelic assisted therapy, which is the only legal way to get access in places like Canada. It's also way too soon to be thinking about profitability.

>> No.26239609

>>26239484
Is that the Russian flag?

>> No.26239610

>>26239575
Hi Tinny, are you excited for tomorrow?

>> No.26239620

>>26239575
Keep moving the goalposts schizo

>> No.26239623
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>>26239554
We know. Its fucked up.

>> No.26239635
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>>26239569
Go ahead anon sell whatever i recommended, go ahead and push the red button, its waiting for you. Yeah go ahead.

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>>26239620
im just kidding dude im not moving back shit

i think its the latter when trump stays in

>> No.26239648

>>26239507
Ooooo you are really trading small pennystocks.

I never fucked with pennystocjs unless they were like .20-.40

The small pennystocks can even be more violitile goodlucj. And be careful about getting too loyal to a company when they are that low

>> No.26239662

Should I buy SRAC?

>> No.26239672 [DELETED] 
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>>>26238866
>>New drug announcements coming up (presentation call next week on Jan 27th for their new drug trials) and price is rock bottom so its not like price will crash on you if drug trials fuck up.
>>But there is reason to believe CRBP's next drug is going to make the price pop.
>>Most large holders for CRBP averaged right above 5$ and are MASSIVe institutions like Blackrock and Vanguard
>>These big fucking institutional investors are buying up large volume of CRBP every week as its cheap as fuck.
>>Not only that its 40% short floated and last week 10 million shares were covered on CRBP.
>>So when the price movement isn't much of anything but shorts are still covering....what does that mean?
>>Usually means something to do with the fact that shorts know good news/catalysts + upward price movement is on the horizon.
>>So big boys are going to drive this stock up in the coming months to meet their $5 average cost.
>>According to some dark pool trading autist i know and really trust told me CRBP has a good amount of dark pool activity when i asked him to check today
>Bears on CRBP will refer to to how the share price crashed from failed drug trials in fall 2020 but that demonstrates exactly how this is at a price floor where all the bad news has been priced in and consolidated in the last few months.

Anon, I....

>> No.26239673
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26239673

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-20/jack-ma-emerges-for-first-time-since-crackdown-on-ant-alibaba
is it a fake?

>> No.26239680
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>>26239484
>near same number of troops as deployed to Afghanistan
>fenced out
>no media coverage surrounding capital hill
>odd color patterns
>no fly zone
>soldiers are clueless and say "just following orders"

Unironically, sounds like they're waiting for aliens to land desu

How would aliens landing affect the markets?

>> No.26239682

>>26239554
USA will be like Brazil in a few decades

>> No.26239691

>>26239581
Someone should add Bernie and Clinton and Romney. They all had more people than Biden. I think McCain and Buttgeig had bigger crowds.

>> No.26239716

>>26239682
that's why we make money now to leave

>> No.26239721

>>26239680
>How would aliens landing affect the markets?
Hope you bought TSLA SPCE and PLTR

>> No.26239728

>>26239680
Everything would crash. People would get very scared no joke.

>> No.26239729
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Reminder to you niggers(yes you are the niggers now) that i only shill stocks to you as i have been browsing since 2013 when i was 14 years. Its all your choice if you want to accept my shill or not. I just camp a stock for months so i basically know everything about it.

>> No.26239731

>>26239559
imma kill you

>> No.26239744

>>26239680
Have you seen the Southpark episode where they steal Baby Farq Mcgeezacs space cash after discovering lightspeed with Stans cheater pinewood derby car?

>> No.26239758
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>>26239391
>>26239465
>The CEO wasn't literally murdered in cold blood by the govt of his country
>But they could have, and nobody would be surprised
>But they didn't, so bullish woo!

Anon, with the CCP, the only winning move is not to play

>> No.26239770

>>26239729
It's ok poo bro I'll listen to you. I just thought 2500 in rupees sounded funny

>> No.26239772
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26239772

DO I PAY CAPITAL GAINS TAX ON ETFS IF I MAKE LESS THAN 40K A YEAR????

>> No.26239776

>>26239648
yeah man, im up 8% on my investment in a day, but shit maybe i could be looking at a 200-300% on it overall if i hold a couple more months
then i'd bust 5 digits before i graduate

>> No.26239782

>>26239728
>People would get very scared no joke.
I'd be fucking terrified.

>> No.26239785

Also how are your stats for now.

I am up about 900% since i started back in january

>> No.26239787
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26239787

>>26239729
>hello good sirs
>holding a stock for more than a week
What are you even doing Rajeesh? You can't make money holding, you have to dump and pump and pump and dump.

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>>26239470
>Delete this. EH all but confirmed.
You're being controlled.
>>26239575
Tinny when do all of the bad things start occurring?

>> No.26239807

>>26239758
Yeah but my counterargument to this is
>China pumps

>> No.26239824

>>26239772
just pay like $10k the IRS will refund the extra, easy peasy

>> No.26239826
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>>>26238866
>>New drug announcements coming up (presentation call next week on Jan 27th for their new drug trials) and price is rock bottom so its not like price will crash on you if drug trials fuck up.
>>But there is reason to believe CRBP's next drug is going to make the price pop.
>>Most large holders for CRBP averaged right above 5$ and are MASSIVe institutions like Blackrock and Vanguard
>>These big fucking institutional investors are buying up large volume of CRBP every week as its cheap as fuck.
>>Not only that its 40% short floated and last week 10 million shares were covered on CRBP.
>>So when the price movement isn't much of anything but shorts are still covering....what does that mean?
>>Usually means something to do with the fact that shorts know good news/catalysts + upward price movement is on the horizon.
>>So big boys are going to drive this stock up in the coming months to meet their $5 average cost.
>>According to some dark pool trading autist i know and really trust told me CRBP has a good amount of dark pool activity when i asked him to check today
>Bears on CRBP will refer to to how the share price crashed from failed drug trials in fall 2020 but that demonstrates exactly how this is at a price floor where all the bad news has been priced in and consolidated in the last few months.

Anon, I....

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>>26239794
fema emergency declared by noon

im gonna stay awake

it includes mass arrests and vaccine deployment with the military

>> No.26239850
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26239850

>>26239794
>Tinny when do all of the bad things start occurring?
Every event in Tinny's life has been a bad thing.

>> No.26239864

What's gonna pop off tomorrow?

>> No.26239872

>>26239583
Don't worry, after this point only the worst will be immigrating here.

>> No.26239875

>>26239772
Your capital gains under some amount (i think 10k but you have to Google to confirm) are not taxed. Over that amount they are assessed at your normal tax rate which for 12k-40k should be 12%.

>> No.26239877

>>26239787
You stupid fucking faggot nigger, i have a hodl bag and a tradie bag. Hodling bag gives me daily check of prices and on that bases i take swings in tradie bags.
>>26239770
In what did you throw that shit into? Infy? If yes then hold until 2 days

>> No.26239888

>>26239484
Its basically rent-a-crowd. If they didn't order the soldiers to be there, no one would show up.

>> No.26239891

>>26239864
D.C.

>> No.26239895

>>26239776
Nice.

>> No.26239898

I’m absolutely fascinated by Enron. An entire mega corporation built on nothing but lies and fake balance sheets. Any oldfags around trading back then? All the execs were good buddies with W. too kek

>> No.26239906

>>26239864
According to /pol/ schizos such as Tinny: ID'S HABBEDING DRUMP IS GONNA KILL ALL THE GOYIM AND CREATE ZOG WORLD ORDER
According to retarded normies: Biden bad, he make economy go red
According to retarded blue voters: Biden good, he make economy go green
According to anyone with a brain: Nothing will change, pump continues

>> No.26239911

How's this for a boomer portfolio:
QLD
SOXX
VEU
VTI
SSO
VXUS
UWM
DDM
TMF
GLD
AGQ

>> No.26239923

>>26239731
h-hey now, what's wrong with japan? you can still invest in american memes

>> No.26239924

>>26239776
If you bought calls then you could have been up about 40% instead if 8%. Why didnt you do it?

>> No.26239926

Everything will be fine, dont worry Qanons

>> No.26239932

>>26239864
IPOE

>> No.26239946
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26239946

>>26239875
Thank you, Anon. I took a look around google and couldn't find a very straightforward answer. Most trading information isn't geared towards poorfags like me.

>> No.26239948

>>26239898
Hey did you know Sidney Powell (yes that one) was one of the prosecuting attorneys in that case? No wonder no one went to prison. It's real look it up

>> No.26239974
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26239974

>>26239581
> the most votes ever? Despite losing every bellweather and toss up house seat? Located entirely in detroit?

>> No.26239975

Where's baggie been? I haven't seen him or his new trip in a while

>> No.26239977
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Rate my pajeet small options trading bag niggers

>> No.26239978

>>26239911
Needs more dividend stock to be S tier boomer

>> No.26239979
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lads im starting to get worried... im up 44% in the past 3 months and i haven't hit bigly with shit like GME... do stocks ever go down?

>> No.26239996

>>26239923
what is that chink shit?
i just want a job m8 im tooo broke for stocks and idk what to gamble on. 5k is not enough.

has anyone here heard of kevintrades?

sometimes people pop in here and span his plays, they do well about 70% of the time.

>> No.26240011

>>26239826
Aeyyy a newyork poster. How are the finger trails? Enjoy the everything bagels with sourcream cheese.

>> No.26240015

>>26239946
No trouble, fren. We are all going to make it

>> No.26240022

>>26239979
>do stocks ever go down?
Not in this economy.

>> No.26240025

>>26239924
I'm on Schwab, have to apply to trade options and gonna be honest, i got into stocks on Saturday lol so I didnt have time to apply.
plus, i dont really know how to trade calls, i've watched a few youtube videos trying to explain them to me, but i really cant follow since im all burnt out from my last semester of school.
also no actual income stream right now from nojob means i probably wont get options trading privileges until i can get a job and make good cash

>> No.26240028

>>26239924
>buying calls on pennystocks

Jesus christ might as well put it all in on black.

>> No.26240041

>>26239898
a lot of my former schoolmates had parents with business connections or even well paying jobs at Enron in Houston.
Now all of them are full blown retard-schizo about finance and their only networth is cash, their house and maybe gold because they think every public company is Enron now. They don't trust mutual funds index funds or even bonds.
It's interesting how someone's job/career is basically like going 100% into a single company, but I constantly run into people in Houston that think stocks are a ponzi scheme.

>> No.26240058

>>26240028
>tfw selling calls
>tfw the casino
feels real good

>> No.26240061

>>26239149
Use both. LinkedIn is like professional social media while indeed is more of a traditional job board. Usually the same jobs are posted on both. What’s your degree in?

>> No.26240067

>>26239977
Even your app is shit.

>> No.26240076

>>26239864
PLTR

People will be trying to kill each other for those shares and options like they're cabbage patch dolls on Black Friday, 1983.

>> No.26240083
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26240083

>>26239807
You cannot yield to the communists anon, they are the enemy. Now go out there and buy some all-American PnD's like GME, it'll be a BABA competitor soon anyways.

>> No.26240096

>>26240058
Based.

>> No.26240098

>>26239978
VIG?

>> No.26240099
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>>26239898
My favorite part was that they kicked out grey davis for falling for the scam and then we all got to vote for a new gov in THIS election and the fucking terminator won and was somehow better at running yhe 7th largest economy on earth than davis or the two clowns who came after

>> No.26240109

Why did CCIV go up after hours? Should I take this opportunity to unload my bags at open?

>> No.26240134

>>26239911
ya no, boomer tier is full of mutual funds , vanguard for the pussy boomers and american funds for the braindead ones

>> No.26240136

>>26240058
s-sir pls, may i please enter 7 figure hell on calls?

>> No.26240137

>>26239977
>ads in a trading app
yikeroo buddy

>> No.26240143

>>26239662
Yes, giga pump incoming within a few weeks

>> No.26240148

>>26240109
Depends on whether or not you think they'll get the merger, either way it could be a way to take profits and average down depending on when the merger would be announced.

>> No.26240154

I lost 33% of my net worth this week gambling
What can I do to recoup

>> No.26240169

>>26240109
I dont know anon. I would wait until they say one way or another about merger. I think there is a decent chance it will go through...

>> No.26240193
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26240193

I HATE NIGS.
I FUCKING HATE NIGS.
WE NEED TO DECIMATE ALL THE NIGS.

100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
>100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
>100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
>100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
>100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN
>100 SHARE MARKET ORDER FOR FNGU AT OPEN

S T A T U S:
>PLACED
PLACED
>PLACED
PLACED
>PLACED
PLACED

GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HATE THE NIGS.
LETS FUCKING KILL ALL THE NIGS.

>> No.26240197

>>26240154
Just focus on making more gains vs. trying to win it back

>> No.26240198

>>26240154
Stop gambling. If you aren't good at picking stocks buy and arkk or arkw and forget.

>> No.26240199

>>26240154
double down so you can catch back up to where you were

>> No.26240204

>>26240099
If only Arnold could run for president

>> No.26240206

>>26240083
but americans are the commies now, didn't you hear?

>> No.26240217

>>26240154
Stop gambling and actually learn what you're doing.

>> No.26240222

>>26240193
You know what? My average is $190 but I'll buy some more tomorrow

>> No.26240223

>>26240193
based

>> No.26240231

>>26240154
Put it all on black

>> No.26240234

>>26240154
just get a +50% from here on, then you'll get back to where you started

>> No.26240241

>>26239979
Just open your shorts when you reach the trendline, and protect your position with a call.

Long/short is the way to go when the DXY is trading at 90. Japan/China will not let their dollar assets devalue. If interest rates continue to climb your short position will reward you handsomely.

>> No.26240244

>>26239826
yeah sorry don't trust these jews

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26240248

I posted this earlier but only got feedback from one fucking moron. I guess I will try now that it is AH and most of the retards are gone. Anyone have suggestions on my holdings? The portfolio value is around 175k. I have considered cutting back on oil but not sure yet.

>> No.26240252

>>26239948
Did not know looking into it now
>>26240041
Wow I didn’t even think of the former employees lol I can imagine their investment and entire financial psychology being fucked forever >>26240099
Scholars many generations from now will look at California in disgust. Biggest failed experiment within the larger failed experiment

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I have the perfect back up plan in case I lose money. I simply kill myself

>> No.26240256

>>26239977
>2.5 ads in broker app
ngmi

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26240261

WHAT WILL BB DO TOMORROW HOW FUCKED AM I I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP OMG WHY DIDN'T I SELL WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MY LIFE?!?!?!?!

>> No.26240268

>>26239376
Thanks for the heads up. Gonna drop my Boeing bags and pick up some of this tomorrow.

>> No.26240275

>>26240193
What did you liquidate for that? Also post your folio
Also dont buy fngu you dumbass, too overweight on twitter and tsla and you cant even sell covered calls on it. Just do tqqq

>> No.26240276

>>26239826
just because some faggot tranny analyst for yahoo says a stock is overvalued doesnt mean shit you fucking monkey faggotn igger

>> No.26240292

>>26240193
Yo...wtf IS THAT?

>> No.26240303

>>26240248
>portfolio value is around 175K
you seriously asking for advice from a general full of 4 or 5-figure poorfags?

>> No.26240308

>>26239450
At least you look like a Brahmin.

>> No.26240317

>>26240231
>>26240231
>Put it all on black
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKINH NIGGERLOVER. BLACK IS THE COLOR OF NIGGER.
IM GONNA FUCK YOU HARDR THN A FUCKING TRACTOR.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS ALL THE JEWS FAULT.
THEY FUCKING DID THIS TO ME.

100 SHARES OF FNGU AT OPEN

>FUCKIGN DO IT YOU SILLY LITL NIGGERMONKEY

>> No.26240319
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>>26240204
When he left office more than 60% of americans were in favor of changing the constitution so he could
> too many leaders have pushed the boxes of debt under the table
> I plan to blow them up

>> No.26240325

>>26240136
what penny stocks did you get buddy

>> No.26240344

>>26240253
Hey you copied that plan from me!

>> No.26240358

>>26240275
I'm thinking of doing FNGU or TQQQ for $10k. Now that you put it that way... I'm still not sure

>> No.26240368

>>26240303
I was a 5 figure fag less than a year ago anon. It is always good to get others opinions and perspectives no matter how retarded haha

>> No.26240385

>>26240317
I'm going to put it all on black.

>> No.26240389

>>26240275
>What did you liquidate for that?
AINT FUCKN NOTHN, NIGGA.
I JUS GOT MONEY LIKE THAT.
YA BETR MASH THAT BUY BUTTON AT OPEN FOR ME

>> No.26240406

>>26240317
>not enough anime in shill post
yeah I'm getting bad vibes from this

>> No.26240408

>>26240319
That dumb fuck tripled the California debt while governor.

>> No.26240409

>>26240368
When in retard market do as the retards

>> No.26240421

>>26240292
FUCKING MONEY, YOU SILLY LITTLE NIGGER
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.26240426

Biden Inauguration is at 12 tomorrow, prepare for gains

>> No.26240430

>>26240325
i fell for the aitx and atvk memes, but was saved by a big bet on cbdd, and a small last minute bet on inis that 3x'd
plus a theoretical doubling of $100 in a joke stock hcmc, which is $.0001 lol

>> No.26240433

>>26240368
What did you buy that took you from 5 to 6?

>> No.26240443

>>26240253
did you know that when a male crustacean losses a fight with another male its brain basically dissolves and reforms? the brain kills itself and is born anew with each failure
i like to think this is what a lot succesful people failed a lot at first and do some out there shit like psychadelics and completely dissociate from their failures

>> No.26240447

>>26240408
To be fair that was mostly insane public pensions brown had negotiated in his first round as gov to keep unions happy

>> No.26240453

>>26240358
dont be a retard, buy tqqq

>> No.26240458

>>26240061
Philosophy and psychology

>> No.26240465

>>26240430
Hmm..aitx still might be good. I dont trust it..but it has a real product that seems like it could be useful. Gl

>> No.26240467

Just finished filming the new /smg/ update, uploading it now

>> No.26240477
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>>26240385
FUCK YUO, NIGGA.
NEVER BET ON BLACK. THATS HOW YOU GET FUCKN #SMAKT

>> No.26240481

>>26239324
>SRAC
literally free money from here on out, massively based

>> No.26240482

>>26240303
I plan on coming here when im at 6 figs, 7 fig, 12 fig, whatever
this collection of autism and hype can move mountains

>> No.26240485

>>26239948
holy shit lmao, makes total sense

>> No.26240500

>>26240443
This.

>> No.26240505

>>26240458
>Philosophy and psychology
Sounds like you better apply for HR positions I guess

>> No.26240506

>>26240458
>Philosophy and psychology
unironically learn to code lol

>> No.26240510

what are some biden stocks

>> No.26240511
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>>26240467
Hype

>> No.26240524

>>26240154
How do you lose so much?

>> No.26240528

>>26240510
dw about it everything will be nationalized, no more stocks

>> No.26240530

>>26240433
I felt the market was too elevated late 2019 so I cashed out planning to wait until the next crash so I was sitting on 98k cash. Covid happened and I started buying late March and Early April and had everythign half off. I went for the recovery play VERY early, I could have made more going after 'covid' stocks but I didnt know enough to pick them so I just was patient. If you include my Roth IRA I broke 200k about 3 weeks ago which felt good.

>> No.26240532

>>26240253
Based and kys yourself pilled

>> No.26240548

>>26240467
kek I just noticed that baggies future video

>> No.26240550

>>26239172
I wish... I wish that would happen here but M9+.

>> No.26240554
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>>26240406
>yeah I'm getting bad vibes from this
FUK YOU NIGGA.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME!!
FNGU AT OPEN.
FUCKN DO IT, NIGGA

>> No.26240558

>>26240467
nice. that baggie's future was fuckin good

>> No.26240595

>>26240317
But your skin is black.

>> No.26240600

>>26240530
Holyfuck. You timed that perfectly damn. Whens the next crash? I turned 12k into 25k in about 8 months. Im aiming for 100k by eoy with violent meme stock plays

>> No.26240601

>>26240453
So like Tomorrow? 100 shares?

>> No.26240610

>tranny nominated for health secretary
extremely bullish for CLF

>> No.26240637

https://www.reddit.com/r/CBBT/comments/l0wt29/ultimate_dd/
What are your thoughts? Does it seem like a probable super pump (40x)? He called JAGX, BANT and TLSS's rises.
>inb4 reddit

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>Alibaba founder Jack Ma appears in public for first time in months
Another green day for Chinese stocks.

>> No.26240675

>>26240600
That was my one and only attempt to time the market. I am sure my chances are near 0 to get it right again. I am just going to DCA moving forward. I might sell a position here or there I will always be rotating it into something else.

Nice work on that return. ROI is all that matters, fuck the total amount. Repeat that several times and you hit 7 figs. Be careful with the meme plays. Only one I have really bought into personally has been PLTR but I have a ton of faith and research on that

>> No.26240689

>>26240637
>reddit

>> No.26240699

>>26240206
Communism isn't just social programs, it's the mindset of sacrificing all individuality to the state. The US government wouldn't body bag the CEO of a major corporation for political reasons.

>> No.26240716
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>>26240595
I AM THE BLACKEST NIGGA.
DONT YOU FUCKN QUESTION MUH SKEEN COLR, WITE BOYYYYYYYY

>> No.26240718

>>26240637
>reddit

>> No.26240746

>>26240637
>r*ddit

>> No.26240771

>>26240637
>He called JAGX, BANT and TLSS's rises.
Survivorship bias
Past performance does not indicate future performance

>> No.26240774

>hey guys check out this cool stock you should buy
>up 100% this week
>up 500% this month
>was a literal penny stock last year

>> No.26240776

>>26240637
>reddit

>> No.26240775

>>26240524
Buying the top of stocks up over 200% in a day

>> No.26240789

>>26240675
I bought nio at 9. Tbh I think it might take me to 6 figs over the next year or two ignoring all my other plays. I may buy some 80 dollar leaps soon.

>> No.26240790
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26240790

>>26240771
Imma nigger.

>> No.26240821

>>26240790
scoops did you kick that hooker out of your crib yet?

>> No.26240830

>>26240789
I have not touched options at all. I only buy and hold stocks. I sort of want to try my hand but it seems far too risky

>> No.26240831

>>26240637
It already did a 6x since November last year.

>> No.26240845

>>26240505
hr isnt bad idea for now i guess i can do that from home, im gonna take the lsat

>>26240506
which is best java or c#

>> No.26240868

Invest in cunny or yngmi

>> No.26240871

Anybody here with a position in LQMT?

>> No.26240876

>>26240790
Stripper gf update

>> No.26240878

>>26240637
Bullish I'm all in baybay

>> No.26240896

>>26240637
Why does this ticker have its own reddit?

>> No.26240904

>>26240154
I have literally never sold a stock at a loss, what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.26240914
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>>26240830
I don't know much about options but if you're interested these are apparently the difficulty levels

>> No.26240916

>>26240775
That reminds me of an anon who jump into LMFA during premarket after it had pumped 100% during premarket and 100% the day before.

>> No.26240929

what price should i exit out of ICLN? avg in at 27.....everyone says it might dump like it did when obama went into office

>> No.26240948

>>26240790
update on that escort using you for food/board?

>> No.26240952
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>>26240830
I haven't touched options either. But this picture makes me want to puy nio leaps

>> No.26240976

>>26240821
>scoops did you kick that hooker out of your crib yet?
No.>>26240876
>Stripper gf update
She’s making dinner rn

>> No.26240986

>>26239267
Wow, bunch of carbo loaded garbage with no nutritional value. Ngmi

>> No.26240994

>>26240976
Hmm lol you still haven't kicked her out

>> No.26241036

>>26240976
Gay. Get unfi fights or something, it's way better for the thread.

>> No.26241040

>>26240994
why would you kick out a person who makes you food and gives you orifices' to fuck.
>PIPP

>> No.26241046

>>26240952
the balls it takes to hold for a year especially 2020 and not take profits every, pretty impressive

>> No.26241047

>>26240914
Saved thanks. Gives me stuff to research

>>26240952
I know it's tempting but that can really go the opposite way for that person and their life would be over

>> No.26241048
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26241048

so nasdaq was green af today but really couldve gone the other way. i left my position and im holding but im really not confident about next open. does creepy joe take over on the 20th?

whats the /smg/ hot take? we golden bull or wat?

>> No.26241056
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>>26240845
>java or c#
>implying a .NET language could ever hold a fucking candle to a real fucking programming language outside of a Midwest paneer farm like tata consulting or Infosys
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, POOJEETH

>> No.26241080

>>26240948
Ya
>>26240976

>> No.26241081

>>26241046
Lol yeah, I mean off a 1500 dollar investment that's what gets me.

>> No.26241085

>>26240914
here is some pasta of information ive gotten from smg in the past few weeks.


>1. Buy 100 shares of something. Sell a call and then buy a put. Then buy a call and sell a put after those options expire.

>2. Options can swing wildly pretty fast. There have been times where I have lost 30% of the options value in 30 minutes, but it recovered by the end of day. You MUST have an entry and exit plan for every trade or you will lose money. Option trading is not for the faint of heart


>3. In my opinion the "safest" option strategy is buying LEAPS with a delta of between 80 or 90. I have held LEAPS through earnings where the price of the stock declined 5% or a little bit more and the price of LEAP was barely affected. One thing you can do to hedge your LEAPS is to buy puts that are 10% ITM about 1 month out.

>4. buy 1 put for every 100 shares you have if you want to hedge against a potential negative catalyst (e.g. earnings) or just hedging against bad timing in general when you're dumping your money lump sum into the market
you pay the premiums on the put as insurance basically

you buy 1 call for every 100 shares you take profit on, your profits pay for the call. You're buying the call in case the shares keep going up. Now you won't be sad when you sell shares and immediately goes 2x in the short term because fuck you lol

>> No.26241086

John hurry up with the upload you fat fingered faggot

>> No.26241097

everyone pls pump CBDD to $1-4 so i can fuck off and start my own business

>> No.26241109
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26241109

>Made 30k today off gevo
>100% of my money
>Show gains here
>get called autistic retard for being all in
Never change /smg/ faggots

>> No.26241121

>>26241047
>I know it's tempting but that can really go the opposite way for that person and their life would be over

It was just a $1.5k investment.

>> No.26241123

>>26241047
Well im not putting very much on options. 1.5k to 2k leap play, even if I lost it all I would be fine. My safer holds already offset it and my paychecks are 2.2k

>> No.26241147

>>26241040
Post her ass

>> No.26241149

>>26241109
Ehhh...being all in is kinda crazy lol, but that adreline gamble rush fuck haha I want it

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26241161

>>26241109
/smg/ is filled with nigger tranny gamblers and poorfags
us rich jews get no love, sorry fellow moshe

>> No.26241162

>>26241086
It's coming calm down. Also my hands are beautiful.

>> No.26241167

Jan. 21 2021 is a palindrome Date; 1/20/2021 is the same backwards and forwards. Another Palindrome Date will not happen for another 1000 years (1/20/3021

>> No.26241175

>>26239051
MARAbros, we are fucked aren't we?

>> No.26241199

>>26241121
You realize they go negative right? You would owe money

>> No.26241202

>>26240845
>java or c#
If you're gonna learn to code learn an open source language not oracle or microsoft crapware
>inb4 openjdk
I'd learn python, you can use it in most employable situations and it's easy to learn/use

>> No.26241205

>>26241056
Lol I program with SAP's business language abap. I also use Java and c# but mostly abap. If I continue with abap I will never have to worry about getting a job anywhere, I will never have to compete with college kids, EVER.

Its just not as exciting as bleeding edge ai work or something cool.

>> No.26241208

>>26240994
No, she cried for an hour again last night. Been learning some attitude adjustment measures.

>> No.26241211

>>26241167
hello to you, looking at the archive over 1000 years from now.
I lived and I died, and you will never know my name.

but know that I lived.
- A

>> No.26241217

>>26241147
i cant.

>> No.26241232

>>26241149
This stock is the next chosen one. I see this being 25 eoy.

>> No.26241235
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26241235

Is this bullish or bearish, I can't tell anymore

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26241254

>>26241211
>>26241167
Hello myself reading this post 1000 years from now. You're now an immortal GOD and you have become ruler of the universe. Cograts bro.

>> No.26241262

>>26241199
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.26241270
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>>26241235
Probably bullish jews wanna make money we wanna make money if you cant beat em join em

>> No.26241276

>>26241254
bro take me with you

>> No.26241279

>>26241048
>whats the /smg/ hot take? we golden bull or wat?
Bro, I want leverage the fuck up, but do you really think we are going to get another year like the one we just had?
The market should not be running this flamin hot rn.
Idk what to make of this shit.
Plus, every little autistic zoom-zoom thinks he’s smart and wants to play stock boy... I bet r/wsb is making it to the front page of r*ddit

>> No.26241281

>>26241167
you clever bastard. Now I am going to be the smartest member of my family today.

>> No.26241294

>>26240261
We're either going to be rich or poor as fuck

God speed

>> No.26241295

>>26241235
L

>> No.26241298

>>26241262
?

>> No.26241310

>>26241232
Holy fuck...I believe you Jesus christ.

Should I wait for a dip?

>> No.26241311
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>>26241199
How can it go negative? Have you ever bought options before?

>> No.26241315

>>26241235
it's always been like this so neutral

>> No.26241316

based biden, i only hire jewish lawyers because they're the best why wouldn't you

>> No.26241340
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26241340

So uh
Do I go all in with CLF calls, BB calls or something based

>tsla puts

>> No.26241342

>>26241315
good point

>> No.26241356

>>26241205
>SAP's business language abap
NIGGA, WTF IS ABAP?
Bro, you won’t have to compete with anybody because there’s a demand of exactly ZERO for that poo-poo shit
I’m in Seattle writing Java and typescript with react. I ain’t ever gonna die.

>> No.26241360

>>26239267
Prison food?

>> No.26241380

>>26241279
the thing is this year is a lot like last year, i mean the conditions with covid etc. the market is largely controlled by algos. if the algos think we are bullish then thats what we are. i was thinking that if a crash was gonna happen, wouldnt it have happened already?

>> No.26241401

>>26241356
scoops you should fly me up to your neck of the woods so I can enjoy legal cannabis and we can tag team your stripper.

>> No.26241409

>>26241356
>Java and typescript with react
You niggers are the reason it takes 5 seconds to show text on a fucking website

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>>26240248
Too much variety and you're likely risk averse.
>>26240868
How do I invest in cunny? Please help me

>> No.26241426

>>26241056
so what do i learn sandnigger

>>26241202
python seems worthwhile

>> No.26241433

>>26241298
Buying calls can't bring you negative.
There is
"Buy to close"
"Buy to open"
"Sell to close"
"Sell to open"

Idk what the rest mean buy buy to open cant take you negative.

Creating and selling naked calls can take you negative. But a lot of brokers won't let you sell naked calls. Basically selling covered calls means you have the 100 shares per call which will be taken from you if the strike price is reached the call is assigned.

Naked calls are when you dont have the 100 shares....now if it gets excercised you owe the broker 100 shares and you can go negative.

Buying/selling normal calls(that you didn't create) will never take you negative

>> No.26241440

>>26241311
No I have not. I have seen multiple folks refer to margin calls tho

>> No.26241458

>>26241235
this is what happens when the president is senile with dementia

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what do I do when reddit has reached peak normalfag cringe but the stock hasn't even squeezed yet

>> No.26241472

>>26239167
Fuck coinbase. Bunch of stealing niggers.

>> No.26241476

>>26241356
Bro. I fucking make software for huge oil companies, literally name 5 and I've made software for 4 of them.. SAP is NEVER FUCKING NEVER, going to disappear.

>> No.26241496

>>26241235
Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.26241495

>>26241467
i think this is the shoeshine boy moment. it appears GME has squeezed.

>> No.26241505

>>26241440
No margin calls if you don't use leverage.

>> No.26241520

>>26241380
>the thing is this year is a lot like last year
That’s true.
We were ripe for a crash right before COVID, but an asset bubble was the expected crash rather than a way outfield pandemic shit.
I’d never go short (that’s retarded), I won’t go straight cash (that’s merely half as retarded, but I’m not gonna load up on TQQQ like a fucking cocksucking zoom-zoom.

>> No.26241525

>>26241467
they're at peak outrage right now, but anger doesnt mean more buying, whoever is being convinced to buy right now probably has paperhands, i sold half my shares, no reason to get emotionally invested in your money like these cucklords

>> No.26241547

is bft actually a steal for anything under 20?

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>>26241401
>so I can enjoy legal cannabis
Yes
>and we can tag team your stripper.
No
She might get on the pill soon :P

>> No.26241554

>>26239167
>whens the coinbase ipo
Don't know but gonna short it

>> No.26241560

>>26241495
>it appears GME has squeezed.
Problem: the shorts haven't covered and the price hasn't come back down.

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>>26240154
I was down -98% after 2 trades last week by buying SPY calls and puts. If I bought calls instead of puts and vice versa on those 2 days I would be fine right now. After buying even more SPY calls I am only down -72%. My redemption arc has started

>> No.26241567

>>26241433
Gotcha like I said I've never messed around with any of this options stuff before but now that you brought up leaps I may do some research and go in on one for pltr. Seems pretty safe. Had I known about this last year I'm sure I could have made even more of a killing

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>>26241356
WEEEEEEE
>150 bil market cap
>thinks demand is 0

Haha

>> No.26241591

>>26241520
im balls deep in tqqq

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>>26240253
genius

>> No.26241602

>>26241567
Look at leaps anon. Its good to gain leverage id set some money aside for it. Just know that's gambling money.

>> No.26241603

>>26241409
>You niggers are the reason it takes 5 seconds to show text on a fucking website
Yes, but only the first time. If you stay on the fucking page, it’s faster, and the code is easier to write.
Static page rendering is for poopooniggers. Welcome to the future, old man.

>> No.26241629

>>26241235
>Secretary of The Treasury
I don't think you're even eligible for that position if you're a non-jew

>> No.26241642

>>26241340
All in on SRAC

use the incoming merger pump however you like

>> No.26241643

>>26241426
Java, ReactJS, python
In that order.

>> No.26241648

>>26241202
>>26241056
These guys are being typical CS idiots. Java and c# are the enterprise high level languages that most established corps use. Knowing one can inform the other and they are well supported due to prominence E.g. Amazon is almost all java back-end. The fresher you get with a company the more likely you'll see some newer shit like Python or Ruby. E.g. Shopify is all Ruby back end.
Learn whatever, just understand fundamentals.

>> No.26241657

>>26241629
JPow and Volker are the only ones
Volker was incredibly based, saved the USD from literal 3% daily inflation

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>>26239484
>25,000 troops
*65,000 troops

>> No.26241674

>>26241672
>>26241672
>>26241672
>>26241672

new

>> No.26241687

>>26241643
I know java, and python.

I dont know js. I think I hate js. But I think I have to learn it in order to not fall into an eternal backend roll.

>> No.26241691

>>26241433

It's the terminology. Buying Calls or Puts makes you a holder (safe). Selling Calls or Puts makes you a writer (dangerous). Of course you can sell a Call or Put you bought (as a holder) but it doesn't mean the same thing as Selling a Call/Put (as a writer).

It's confusing for folks. Just remember to buy call or puts. Yes you can sell them to take profits (not the same as selling a Call/Put as a writer).

>> No.26241708

>>26240510
PIPP

>> No.26241718

>>26241476
>SAP is NEVER FUCKING NEVER, going to disappear
COBOL, nigga, COBOLLLLL.
Sure, it’s there, but you make 50k/yr with zero fucking career progression for all that job security
You’re lodging yourself into a hole in the wall with a fast path to nowhere.
No stripper gf for you, poopoo nigga.

>> No.26241720

>>26241603
>Static page rendering is for poopooniggers. Welcome to the future, old man.
I have fully embraced the clown web

>> No.26241741

>>26241663
I wish the public knew just how bad of soldiers the NG is. It's fucking horror show

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>>26241235
Golden Bull Year confirmed.
How long until Moses comes down off the mountain and beats the shit out of us?

>> No.26241786

>>26241279
Whats wrong with nigger like you? You realize we had two wuarters of losses last year? Tookthe rest of the year for most of the market to recover? A decent chunk still hasn’t.
We had panic selling and shit governing and we are just now getting back on track.
Of course we will see another solid bull run this year

>> No.26241809

>>26241553
>She might get on the pill soon
absolutely bullish. I'll give ya my email duirng the next movie night!

>> No.26241813

>>26241167
what about 2/20/2022

>> No.26241837

>>26241570
Get comfy in that Midwest basement cubicle with all the other poopoo niggas that your code is being outsourced to, bro

>> No.26241847

>>26241813
Lmao

>> No.26241856

>>26239911
>no bonds
>not enough divvies
>not enough (((diversification)))
Shit tier

>> No.26241869

>>26241591
Buy some buttcoin to go w/ it zoom zoom.

>> No.26241904

>>26241648
>E.g. Amazon is almost all java back-end
Wrong.
It used to be half Perl, and most UI stuff is react, like my team’s

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>>26241813
Anon BTFO for all eternity

>> No.26242044

>>26241167
Greetings historians, my name is Anon Y. Mous and I've invested all of my wealth in the GameStop corporation, I will retire at 25 having never worked a day in my life, everyday the wagies seethe at me as they gander at the sight of a man as wealthy and lazy as I, sipping bourbon on his porch at 7:30 AM as they leave their homes to begin the days work in the wagie cage. Later I will order McDonalds and write it off on my taxes as a business expense because the final president of the united states of America, Donald Juul Trump , reintroduced the Three Martini Lunch tax write off. May my grand life be forever remembered.

>> No.26242064

>>26241648
>Shopify is all Ruby back end
Gross :(
Rails is great, but ruby is the worst of two worlds

>> No.26242087

>>26241657
With a name like Volker you're bound to be based.

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shill me your 2 best stocks, but also give me reasons why

i am mentally retarded

>> No.26242462

>>26239481
Buy and hold pal