/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.26233780]

Beating 300% daily inflation edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.26233823]

BIDENS ECONOMY... IS NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.26233834]

>>26233780
First for fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.26233845]

[Anonymous No.26233857]

If GHIV doesn’t moon tomorrow I am going to punch a hole in the wall and break my hand to relieve my stress.

[Anonymous No.26233862]

buy SU

[Anonymous No.26233866]

Good morning I hate BCRX(OSMT)Shill

[Anonymous No.26233870]

buy FB calls

[Anonymous No.26233872]

>$GME

[Anonymous No.26233873]

>>26233823
This get ready for the trump and dump goys

[Anonymous No.26233879]

>>26233780
Reminder that everyone should have some exposure to gold. All time highs are coming again soon.

[Anonymous No.26233894]

Funny watching angry Qoomers go from treating the retarded rally since July as "because of BASED Trump" to "the DEEP STATE doesn't want Biden to look bad"
Don't listen to Qoomers. They are to be scalped, gouged, scammed, and grifted. Take their dumb money. Everyone else is.

[Anonymous No.26233896]

Second for fuck niggers Brock Obama gtfo

[Anonymous No.26233904]

>>26233857
At 100% leverage just to average down under $13. I have a lot riding on something happening by Friday.

[Anonymous No.26233910]

Results within a week son. And they are positive results. And EUA comes right after. This will be the best therapeutic for covid.

[Anonymous No.26233912]

SELL SIGNAL IS HERE. SELL NAK. IT'S OVER.

[Anonymous No.26233930]

>>26233879
gold is only about 10% off ATH right now.
i'd give gold a target price of 2500 by June.

[Anonymous No.26233937]

Netflix wtf are you doing

[Anonymous No.26233939]

>>26233894
>**brrrring intensifies**

[Anonymous No.26233945]

getting the feeling I need to exit a larger part of my position on GME, I like the profits I have now and would not be content if it drops down into the 20s.

[Anonymous No.26233949]

Do you consider /smg/ies your friends, potential bag pumpers, or just anons?

[Anonymous No.26233954]

>>26233879
Is gold or silver the better hold? Just out of curiosity, since I have an uncle that's treating silver like the second coming of Christ

[Anonymous No.26233960]

TAgods whats my line say for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26233971]

>>26233912
here comes the squeezed

[Anonymous No.26233989]

>>26233904
I have 400 shares at 12.70. CLF calls have kept me green but this crab has lasted way longer than I expected. I know I’m not going to lose money but it’s annoying that It seems I’m not going to make that much either. Might keep 100 shares after the merger just incase jews are jewing.

[Anonymous No.26233997]

>>26233894
most people here started trading in Trump's term (or else they still wouldn't be poor and lurking in here LOL) so can you blame them for assuming things only go up if Trump's president?

[Anonymous No.26233998]

>>26233954
silver better for us poorer people, but cant go wrong with either coin or a mix

[Anonymous No.26233999]

>>26233949
An anon is just a fren you haven't met

[Anonymous No.26234001]

>>26233960
flatline

[Anonymous No.26234004]

Eman going to dip anytime soon? I want to buy back in. The fucking market cap is only 173mil

[Anonymous No.26234008]

>>26233857
Countdown

[Anonymous No.26234054]

When AMC was at 2.90 I bought a 2/15 call for 4.5. It’s currently at 3.30. Did I fuck up? It’s my first time buying a call

[Anonymous No.26234061]

>>26233857
>>26234008
>merger confirmed
>moons to 20

god i wish that were me and i bought today but im holding other shit

[Anonymous No.26234068]

When NUMI / MMED space run?
And when bitfarms galaxy flight?

[Anonymous No.26234081]

>>26233999
this needs to be printed, framed, and hung somewhere expensive

[Anonymous No.26234082]

>>26233949

[Anonymous No.26234083]

>>26234008
I predict massive dump 15 mins leading in

[Anonymous No.26234084]

>>26233949
I consider y’all family

[Anonymous No.26234092]

>>26234054
no you did gud. hold onto it until it surpasses the strike price

[Anonymous No.26234095]

>>26234054
strike 4.50 is a bit high, you probably made a fuckton because its on the menu now but once it gets closer gains will be higher

[Anonymous No.26234103]

How am I doing lads
My very first call option just needs another $1 and it breaks even two days early what are the odds this happens?
1/22c $11 BB

[Anonymous No.26234122]

>>26233949
/smg/ is neither friend nor foe. Just print out the thread on paper and roll your divination bones to decide your options for the day like a sane person.

[Anonymous No.26234123]

Alright guys. So what's the general state of the economy and this shit storm with the inauguration?

I saw tons of Calls AND Puts being closed out Tuesday across a vast majority of stocks, and i think shits going to go very very wrong with the inauguration.

Are you faggots sure this bull run is going to keep going?

[Anonymous No.26234131]

>>26233989
It might be that an institutional holder is pinning the price to the mid $12s. The only thing that would break past it would be a really good earnings report.

Large market cap company where retail shares make up less than 10% of outstanding. They can do this for months.

Plus their competitors are hard capped around $20. A lot rides on the dividends that these guys are offering.

[Anonymous No.26234135]

>>26233870
Good dog.

[Anonymous No.26234137]

>>26233857
Stop buying OTM calls with near expiration dates and you wouldn’t have this problem.

[Anonymous No.26234139]

>>26233949
frens

[Anonymous No.26234143]

>>26234083
I predict the outcome is already determined and it's just a show for normalniggers.

[Anonymous No.26234160]

>>26233997
Presidents barely matter long term. Qoomers just also made the new bloods sell near every aspect of the election and then have to buy back in higher.
Losing moneys because you listen to Qoomers is retarded. Because all Qoomers know how to do is lose money.

[Anonymous No.26234163]

I'm going to buy BAKA instead of SOXX because I can buy 10 shares of BAKA with my leftover cash
if I bought SOXX I would only have 7 shares and that looks ugly

does this make sense? Im not even bothering to check which has a lower expense ratio

[Anonymous No.26234166]

>>26234061
>>26234008
Hopefully tomorrow and Thursday make up for the mid 12s crab. I didn’t realize the vote was so early, that makes me a little more excited about the potential pump throughout the day.

[Anonymous No.26234170]

>>26234123
Well immediately after inauguration ,there's already calls of Biden impeachment, so it'll likely be the day after when the economy really shits the bed.

[Anonymous No.26234188]

>>26234123
>tfw this is just going to be a continuation of the Obama 2009-2016 BVLL RVN

[Anonymous No.26234193]

>>26234123
You have until March/April before things start going really bad

[Anonymous No.26234205]

REEEEEEEEEE, WHYD I SELL MY EMAN AT 1.20 REEEEE

[Anonymous No.26234209]

>>26234122
I just buy whatever I see in my alphabet soup

[Anonymous No.26234224]

>>26233954
Long term hold - Gold. Short term more upside - Silver.

[Anonymous No.26234227]

>>26233873
You Trumpfucks are truly moronic. I don’t even like Joe Biden, but god damn at least his supporters aren’t literal puppets.
>NOOOO BIDEN GONNA CRASH DA MARKET
>Stock drops 2%
>SEEEE I TOLD YOUUUUU

[Anonymous No.26234230]

>>26233949
Just anons. Fuck /smg/ when it comes to stock picks but at least you faggots are less worse than stockwits.

[Anonymous No.26234244]

I sold 15$ 3/19 BB calls for 1.50 each because I had a sell order left over the weekend by mistake lol

[Anonymous No.26234249]

>tfw i should have just held index to avoid inflation
this shit is just going to keep going up forever, isn't it...

[Anonymous No.26234251]

>>26233870
I thought something bad would happen to the dog. Glad it didn't.

[GAINS GOBLIN No.26234252]

Greetings, you have been visited by the GAINS GOBLIN! Post your favorite anime girl and reply “fuck trannies” to this post or your precious GHIV gets shorted to ZERO tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.26234272]

Why does writing shit down feel so good?
And no, i didnt write any of this just for the picture, these are actually my notes
And yes i could have taken a screenshot, but i purposefully didnt, so fuck you

[Anonymous No.26234278]

What do I rebalance my portfolio to? $75k

[Anonymous No.26234287]

>>26234252
get HIV

[Anonymous No.26234289]

>>26234188
na, it will be the conclusion of what O started the finishing of the looting of the corpse that used to be America.

[Anonymous No.26234306]

>I’m beginning to think this is a long term hold.

[Anonymous No.26234315]

>>26234252
fuck trannies

[Anonymous No.26234331]

>>26234227
Biden's not even in office yet, and won't be until like at least 12 more hours. And you already have calls for his impeachment, so it might not even be him who crashes it but Harris.

[Anonymous No.26234338]

>>26233954
Everyone has this uncle lmao

[Anonymous No.26234340]

>>26234272
Whats your portfolio value?

[Anonymous No.26234349]

Lum

[Anonymous No.26234356]

>>26234163
>forgetting about filter
baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.26234359]

I’ve lost a few thousands in calls here and there.

But why do stock losses hurt so much more. It’s like bleeding out.

[Anonymous No.26234371]

Can CCIV dump to $15 already so I can buy it at a reasonable price

[Anonymous No.26234375]

>>26234272
Holy shit I didn’t realize I logged into your Instagram story JFC

[Anonymous No.26234377]

>>26234272
Post your account number again retard

[Anonymous No.26234384]

>BAKA's top holding is TSM
fuck lol if I knew this sooner I'd have just dumped all my money in it sooner

buying a 2023 call on it tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26234403]

>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK TRANNIES BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.26234412]

>>26234377
:^)

[Anonymous No.26234428]

>>26234356
>>26234384
FUCK, why the fuck are the filters active in /biz/

(S) ... m ... h......

no fucking wonder everyone just talks about SOXX instead

[Anonymous No.26234437]

>>26234331
Yeah literally every person who ever took office anywhere had objectors. You could take over your office snackbar and some dude in Human Resources who thinks you’re a dick would complain. Trump might’ve been the most hated president of all time and the market was fine.

[Anonymous No.26234450]

>>26234371
That will never happen. The market sees the support at 18. You're SOL unless the merge talks fails

[Anonymous No.26234456]

>>26234331
>And you already have calls for his impeachment
Benghazi 3.0? I need to find betting markets. Need to take more money from Qoomers.

[Anonymous No.26234472]

>>26234227
Biden literally just needs to come out and say "it's cool bro" and investors will relax. I-i-it's going to be cool... r-r-right bro?

[Anonymous No.26234502]

>>26233857
LOL I put 50k into GHIV because thats how much I hate niggers

[Anonymous No.26234526]

>>26234472
More like Harris is gonna come out and say "It's call bro", then the markets will fall to the floor.

[Anonymous No.26234531]

sorry CCIV fags, Lucid reverse merger to go public through IPOF.
sources withheld

[Anonymous No.26234532]

>>26233949
I consider every anon to be one of my alter egos
>>26234163
No, both are perfectly fine

[Anonymous No.26234543]

>>26234502
You sound pretty based

[Anonymous No.26234552]

>>26233949
Frens

[Anonymous No.26234554]

is beating daily inflation a realistic goal? my supercomputer gives the yearly rate of inflation at 162,000% (only counting trading days) or 4,884,000% if inflation compounds over weekends

[Anonymous No.26234565]

>>26234472
Nah you guys are falling apart really quick, the age of the Toronto Stock Exchange IS NOW, GAS THE S&P, BB WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.26234570]

>>26234092
Thanks
>>26234095
I figured 4.5 would be good since it’s like 3-4 weeks form now. Seems likely

[Anonymous No.26234571]

>>26234227
dumb nigger hasnt seen what biden plans to do with the economy its unrelated to trump you puppeted faggot.

[Anonymous No.26234594]

>>26234554
you actually miscalculated as inflation is actually constantly compounding, not just daily.

[Anonymous No.26234606]

>>26234532
based and spiritual-pilled

[Anonymous No.26234613]

>>26234565
what're the hours?

[Anonymous No.26234623]

>>26234554
You need a continuous integral. Even as I type this sentence there has been some inflation

[Anonymous No.26234655]

>>26234554
>my supercomputer gives the yearly rate of inflation at 162,000% (only counting trading days) or 4,884,000% if inflation compounds over weekends

How is life in Zimbabwe, anon?

[Anonymous No.26234669]

>>26234613
Same as you guys I believe

[Anonymous No.26234673]

>>26234252
Fuuuuuuuck trannies

[Anonymous No.26234689]

>>26234571
Yea gibs and stimulus. Any tax increase will get priced in first quarter of earnings then back to fuckingggggg moon. Sit on the sidelines if youre scared

[Anonymous No.26234693]

>>26234331
Biden is dying. You have to be blind not to see it. Long on popcorn once Harris takes office, cause it's going to be a fucken doozy!

[Anonymous No.26234695]

>>26234571
It’s ironic you’re calling people dumb and faggots when you’re going on little tirades about a bunch of “what if’s” you probably heard about from Tucker Carlson. Now all of a sudden you’re a big expert. Come to share your bountiful wisdom with everyone on biz, huh?

[Anonymous No.26234736]

>>26234689
no pay attention to what they are talking about fucking mongoloid theyve said way more than that and the market hasnt reacted to it yet because its all talk till hes in office

[Anonymous No.26234737]

>>26234594
>>26234623
>>26234655
my apologies, i am but a humble 110 IQ individual. the yearly interest rate of continuous inflation is 5,740,000%. is this a realistic goal for a new investor?

[Anonymous No.26234755]

>>26234554
fuck i love the inflation meme

[Anonymous No.26234760]

>>26234272
nobody gives a flaming fuck that you realized how to take notes you single celled retard. you either post a ticker with no DD, OOO or AAAA post, or post some schizo shit but you can fuck right off with this normalfag shit

[Anonymous No.26234764]

>>26234554

I’m predicting 50% yearly inflation in the US for 2021. I don’t believe the media will report it.

[Anonymous No.26234772]

>>26234695
projecting, dont care for carlson and i dont care for trump its about the money and if you think this administration is going to handle any of that well you have another thing coming

[Anonymous No.26234777]

>>26233873
Holy shit I might actually exit the markets for a while.

[Anonymous No.26234784]

>>26234737
yeah thats the minimum you should be earning

[Anonymous No.26234788]

>>26234736
>pay attention to them!!1!
>they said!!
>you puppets!!
cringe

[Anonymous No.26234816]

>>26234554
>tfw broke even plus some one my mistimed BB calls from Friday
>Still down due 3% daily infalation, plus another 12% from nigger day because fuck white people we wants reparations and shit
So many factors fighting against me, I need to move to a shithole and train under even greater levels of daily inflation

[Anonymous No.26234819]

If you thought Powell ran the printers hot, wait until you see what Biden and Yellen can force some Fed chairman to do.

[Anonymous No.26234822]

>>26233949
Considering you are all anonymous and there is no persistent identity here...I view you all as my play things.

[Anonymous No.26234835]

>>26234669
after hours or bust

[Anonymous No.26234839]

>>26234788
defaulting to
>hur dur trump fags think markets not going great when his admin was the one to print

this can only go on for so long and to puppet the narrative of bipartisan shit flinging just makes it that much worse

[Anonymous No.26234852]

>>26233862
this guy knows

[Anonymous No.26234853]

>>26234784
thank you anon, i owe you my life and dump truck full of $100 bills (my hourly wage under the Biden inflation rate)

[Anonymous No.26234856]

>>26234737
>I didn't turn my $10 into over $57,400,000 last year
I'm slowly bleeding out and it feels terrible

[Anonymous No.26234859]

>>26234737
Inflation beats us all.

[Anonymous No.26234870]

>>26234737
Yeah not bad all things considered. You can't have crazy expectations, so I applaud you for keeping your goal realistic.

[Anonymous No.26234880]

i think they're going to pass commie healthcare.
does no one else think that? why else did they make such a fuss about stealing the senate seats.

[Anonymous No.26234885]

>>26233873
This shits how the US gets to full on collapse. When we start ignoring fucking MATH and stats and showing the youth that that’s okay, man I can’t even fathom what it’s gonna be like 20 years from now god help us

[Anonymous No.26234913]

>>26234853
thatll make good kindling for my post-apocolyptic hovel that is pursuant to kamala-cotez anti white legislation #1278

[Anonymous No.26234934]

>>26234885
Were going to Balkanize by then, everything's to fucked up and retarded right now for things to stay the same

[Anonymous No.26234956]

>>26233873
Biden will get the impeached if the economy collapses

[Anonymous No.26234967]

Well fuck I only got $10 in my wallet... Sad part is a lot of people don't carry cash at all anymore.

[Anonymous No.26234969]

>>26234839
Man I don’t know how to break this to you but I don’t care about politics at all. You’re the one on here rambling your political memoirs like a market crash is imminent and us “puppets” just can’t see the writing on the wall. Why do you need my support if you’re so confident everything’s going to shit under the Biden administration? Isn’t knowing for yourself enough to not solicit your ideas to anonymous strangers for confirmation?

[Anonymous No.26234975]

>>26234227
>imagine being this unaware and lacking IQ

[Anonymous No.26235019]

>>26234227
Might I remind you what people said when Trump were about to get into office, something along the lines of "doomsday scenario for the market" stories that even the media screamed about? Yeah.. it's just what these overly political people do, that's also why you simply ignore it because every single one of them are retarded

[Anonymous No.26235020]

Good morning I got fucked today

[Anonymous No.26235033]

politics dont matter to the market

[Anonymous No.26235037]

SalmonChads, is our time tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.26235048]

>>26235020
but what's the band this thread?

[Anonymous No.26235053]

>>26234736
First election you paid attention to I take it?

[Anonymous No.26235054]

>>26234975
god this faggot commercial is like some MKultra level shit

[Anonymous No.26235055]

>>26234975
this video gave me AIDS. please delete it

[Anonymous No.26235084]

>>26235019
Exactly right. But like most of us I occasionally fall prey to reading something so absolutely stupid I compulsively respond and get trapped.

[Anonymous No.26235092]

>>26234956
They're already planning on impeaching him for other shit.

[Anonymous No.26235097]

/pol/tards contaminating every other boards is decidedly unbased and very uncomfy.

[Anonymous No.26235115]

>>26235048
Sorry I’m just filling in for Quock, it’s Ariel Pink, it got cropped.

[Anonymous No.26235126]

>>26234403
Mine is better.

[Anonymous No.26235136]

>>26233949
frens

[Anonymous No.26235174]

>>26234403
>>26235126
Wait, what stocks does the smg janitor hold?

[Anonymous No.26235181]

I can smell a crash

[Anonymous No.26235198]

>>26234975
>no white men

[Anonymous No.26235200]

>>26234969
its not imminent its looming and with this inflation thats been dumped into every corner of the market its not going to be like 2019's correction I dont care what you believe but you are a nigger and i needed to tell you that. playing coy like you dont care about politics when it affects the market in everyway is just cowardly and shortsighted so I dont mind calling it out when I see it

[Anonymous No.26235203]

cleanse the sins with salmon
are there any salmon stocks trading on US markets other than AQB? If AQB is a young upstart who's been Big Salmon in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.26235223]

>>26235097
they need to stay on their containment board

[Anonymous No.26235229]

>>26233945
It wont drop itll be 50 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.26235231]

>>26235019
What the media was saying was lies. /biz/ was celebrating because we knew it was a bull run. Obama was shit. Trump was the craziest ride ever

[Anonymous No.26235232]

>>26235174
BYND

[Anonymous No.26235234]

>>26233780
How to invest in NGMI, I can't find it and anytime I bring it up, people just repeat the symbol to me but I know it's NGMI.

[Anonymous No.26235238]

>>26235126

[Anonymous No.26235253]

>>26235092
Just like they impeached trump?

[Anonymous No.26235255]

Atos?

[Anonymous No.26235259]

>>26234934
>everything's to fucked up and retarded right now for things to stay the same
I agree it’s unsustainable

[Anonymous No.26235273]

Got in on some COMFY cheap NOK leaps

[Anonymous No.26235295]

>>26235203
Costco sells a fuck ton of Salmon

[Anonymous No.26235296]

>>26235174
KTOV

[Anonymous No.26235302]

>>26235174
NGR, CUK, JEW, and GHIV

[Anonymous No.26235306]

>Thinking that bat shit crazy qanon congresswoman will even be around long enough for her to impeach Biden.

Anon just get over it

[Anonymous No.26235311]

>>26235238
B A S T E
A
S
T
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[Anonymous No.26235312]

>>26234760
>futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.26235319]

>>26235200
Nice blog faggot
>>26235223
Exactly. The problem is they all hate each other and where they’re from so they immigrate here. It’s kind of ironic actually.

[Anonymous No.26235346]

>>26235181
Clean your butthole

[VSTO shill No.26235353]

BUY VSTO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

[Anonymous No.26235356]

>>26234885
No wonder the comedy industry sucks when people like this shiteater tattle tail on anyone who says controversial things

[Anonymous No.26235376]

>>26234760
>you single celled retard
i almost spilled my coffe KEK

[Anonymous No.26235379]

Bros is there a better feel than when a girl wraps her legs around your waist without you asking her

[Anonymous No.26235390]

When is MMED and NUMI day?

[Anonymous No.26235402]

can someone tell me if i have the right idea about options?
>be me
>5 figgy wiggy hell
>think stonk going to go up
>can't afford lots of shares
>buy relatively cheap call options to buy lots of shares instead, with strike price above current price (out of the money)
>higher reward but risk of losing premium i paid if stonk tanks
>stonk goes up, not necessarily in the money
>sell call options to someone else who CAN afford to buy all those shares (or who plans to do what i did)
>don't have any obligations anymore, as the person who wrote the contract to begin with is the person that has to provide the shares if the option is exercised
>profits are equal to if i had actually bought and sold with the shares i couldn't afford
is this about right?

[Anonymous No.26235417]

>>26235312
>made me look
>Russel isn't that green
>mfw

[Anonymous No.26235422]

>>26235379
All your lines are green and go up

[Anonymous No.26235423]

>>26235379
I’m more partial to when a girl is the little spoon and rubs her ass against your crotch.

[Anonymous No.26235442]

>>26235295
Im looking into salmon companies

and apparently I need to move to Norway

[Anonymous No.26235443]

>>26235379
yes when you coom inside her without her asking

[Anonymous No.26235446]

>>26235312
i felt like this too when i just took profit and was mostly cash
feels so terrible lol

i go on a buying spree immediately after im done taking profit on a short-term play, buying back shit where timing doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.26235466]

>>26233873
*goyim

[Anonymous No.26235472]

>>26235379
When the girl sit on your face

[Anonymous No.26235475]

>>26235356
One of the Monty Python guys said last year that woke culture is gay bullshit and has ruined comedy forever, and he's not wrong

[Anonymous No.26235479]

>>26235466
*onions

[Anonymous No.26235500]

>>26234227
What the hell are you seething about?

[Anonymous No.26235512]

>>26235402
>stonk goes up, not necessarily in the money
>option worth doesn't go up nearly as much as you thought it would
>hold it to expiry hoping itll get better
>whales give you a fraction of the option's worth even at ITM expiry because it could go down over the weekend
just hold the underlying

[Anonymous No.26235516]

>>26235402
Basically, yes. Include time decay as a way to get even more profit. if the stonk went up very fast after you bought, for example, the option could pay more than the profit off shares

[Anonymous No.26235519]

>>26235466
Soiyim.

[Anonymous No.26235520]

>>26233945
Wsb and citron have beef
They might pump it tomm out of spite

[Anonymous No.26235523]

>>26235311
the NRA is so fucked at this point

[Anonymous No.26235525]

>>26234532
when did you get here?

[Anonymous No.26235540]

>>26235479
What about them? They boost test and help digestion, newfag.
Stop posting and lurk for two more years

[Anonymous No.26235558]

>>26235443
When she smiles and says "you came inside again"

Cant believe I didnt buy GEVO at $4. Whats the next meme shit?

[Anonymous No.26235567]

>>26235442
Chile farms a ton of salmon too

[Anonymous No.26235574]

>>26235512
>option worth doesn't go up nearly as much as you thought it would
stop buying shit with low delta then

[Anonymous No.26235575]

>>26235402
sounds about right. i remember someone posted an image of options strategies from least risky to most risky, maybe someone could post that and you could use some strategies from it.

[Anonymous No.26235581]

>>26235092
Biden will probably get removed if the economy goes to shit

[Anonymous No.26235608]

>>26233780
I have 3k and I want big gainz, should I just yolo on penny stocks from reddit??????????

I have 3k and I want big gainz, should I just yolo on penny stocks from reddit??????????

I have 3k and I want big gainz, should I just yolo on penny stocks from reddit??????????

I have 3k and I want big gainz, should I just yolo on penny stocks from reddit??????????

no faggots respond to this

[Anonymous No.26235614]

>>26233879
go away boomer. no one wants your boomer rocks.

[Anonymous No.26235627]

>>26235581
imagine being this delusional
completely irrelevant anime image to top it off

[Anonymous No.26235638]

>>26235608
No. Reddit stocks will literally make you poor, avoid anything shilled there.
t. fell for CLIS

[Anonymous No.26235643]

buy NOU

[Anonymous No.26235663]

>>26235356
>>26235475
Mainstream comedy is pozzed you have to really look for good comedians now. Late night shows are purely dystopian at this point

[Anonymous No.26235674]

What’s a good jump off point for AMC bros?
4$?

[Anonymous No.26235690]

>>26235402
Just use this https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

[Anonymous No.26235697]

>>26235608
you should just burn it, you seem retarded and would get more enjoyment out of it that way before you lose it all

[Anonymous No.26235705]

>>26235608
kpop fag put his remaining $5K in his portfolio into GME January calls back in August
they're worth $150K now

too bad he sold those calls to someone else

[Anonymous No.26235718]

>>26235638
i guess i feel like if i spend enough time luring there i can try to catch a pump rather than waiting for meagre gains on bigger stocks i cant really afford

[Anonymous No.26235725]

>>26235627
If there is a real depression, corporate media and twitter will not save Biden from getting removed from office

[Anonymous No.26235729]

>>26235608
go to the casino put it all in $25 double top dollar.

[Anonymous No.26235762]

>>26235697
theres people on there making 9k off 60 dollars

[Anonymous No.26235773]

>>26235567
But that's in South America
surely it's third world
>Chile is a World Bank high-income economy with high living standards.[11]
>Currently it also has the lowest homicide rate in the Americas after Canada.

sheeit time to look into Chile. Norway too cold for me

[Anonymous No.26235783]

>>26234227
> think trump is a rich corrupt capitalist fuck who destroyed america to make his rich friends richer
> thinks biden will somehow not be that but also still make the rich richer
Remember when the economy was going to collapse under trump and instead it grew by a third and the bottom 50% had the largest wage increases in 40 years?

[Anonymous No.26235790]

>>26235019
Nah, m8, you’re retarded

[Anonymous No.26235815]

>>26235783
>the bottom 50% had the largest wage increases in 40 years?
From stimulus checks + unemployment extensions. That is basically arguing for UBI.

[Anonymous No.26235818]

>>26235762
and for every one of them there's 1000 chumps that lost 60 dollars trying to do the same

[Anonymous No.26235823]

>>26235608
go away

[Anonymous No.26235830]

>>26235608
No, you should go all in on MNXXF

[Anonymous No.26235833]

>>26235725
>MUH DEPRESSION
>MUH BIDEN
you don't belong here, we talk about stocks

[Anonymous No.26235849]

>>26235762
If you were going to ever be one of those people you wouldn't come here spamming stupid questions

[Anonymous No.26235856]

>>26235773
> throw all the commies out of helicopters
> have good economy and low crime
hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.26235858]

>>26235705
>>26235705
so i need to learn options? theres no way i can make big gains with sch small capital just holding 95% of stocks, i have to get the lucky 5% to gain, right

[Anonymous No.26235884]

>>26235783
Where did I say that? Obviously I know Biden is a rich greedy asshole just like Trump. I’m not a delusional moron like you /pol/ faggots. Speaking of, go back to /pol/, faggot.

[Anonymous No.26235887]

>>26234880
Plenty of dems still oppose commie Healthcare

[Anonymous No.26235892]

>>26235815
This was before new york killed all their pensioners and destroyed main street. It turns out not letting companies hire 3rd world migrants for less than min wage forces them to hire citizens and pay them well. Who knew

[Anonymous No.26235903]

>>26235663
You could also look up old comedy unless you’ve seen it all

[Anonymous No.26235908]

>>26235815
He cut the income tax rate in his first year, you fucking tard

[Anonymous No.26235916]

>>26235849
the people on there are literally calling pumps a few hours/up to a day beforehand, like everyday.

[Anonymous No.26235941]

>>26235884
> bitch about politics
> yell at people who tell you you’re wrong

[Anonymous No.26235953]

>>26235234
(You) NGMI

[Anonymous No.26235968]

>>26235884
you leave too you cunt, if I wanted to be pissed off and watch retards argue about politics I would already be on /pol/ right now

[Anonymous No.26235976]

I’m in a weird place where I got a promotion at 28. Enough to finally move out. I live in a shitty little room that my parents rent in our two bedroom apartment. It’s like 30 feet by like 15 feet or so. It’s embarrassing and could never bring a girl here. With the promotion, finally enough to move out and pay various bills.

Yet my dumbass is now succumb to this lifestyle, knowing I can fund 1.5k+ into stocks a month.

[Anonymous No.26235985]

>>26232645
They make a huge deal about it because they have no way to actually stop you other than scaring you into not. More than anything they are just covering their asses so that if you fuck over a client, you signed off and you go down, not them.

Also, it's hardly insider trading to begin with. You are not anyone of influence or significance in the company.
Regulators do not give a damn about little office-peon you and your 35k. They're after big fish, not plankton.

I worked for a publicly-traded company and traded their stock here and there. Personal brokerage account, my personal money, so no reason to go bringing it up regardless. It's on my tax return: employer's W-2, the Schedule D from the trades, it's all there: little nothing has happened. The IRS is not combing through some low-level employee's petty gains.

Just don't talk about it. Assuming your RH is all a personal account, not an account given to you by the company, then it's your business. Make it easy for everyone by not talking about it. "Don't ask, don't tell". If they ask you point blank whether you're insider trading, they are idiots for asking, and your answer is no, you're not a trader. As for RH, feel free to say that you're a student. Because you're always learning.

[Anonymous No.26236007]

>>26235273

Shit, $5 calls for next year are only $55. I might risk a few.

[Anonymous No.26236008]

>>26235908
For some reason 90% of the population is incapable of handling the idea that the world isn’t black and white. Trump bad so everything he did must be bad. Biden good so everything he does must be good. Partisans are retarded and that’s why they’re poor

[Anonymous No.26236012]

Should I go all in GHIV 12.5 calls for March?

[Anonymous No.26236014]

>>26235892
>>26235908
That statistic came about after the CARES act which combined with stimulus checks + unemployment extensions made a lot of people earn more money unemployed than they did in their old jobs.
>>26235908
>He cut the income tax rate in his first year
Does not affect the bottom 50%

[Anonymous No.26236034]

>>26235887
Fuck you I pay 15k a year for shit health coverage. Commie my shit up at this point I really don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.26236042]

>>26235884
Why are you here unless you want to be a rich, greedy ass hole? Go back to red-dit, nigger

[Anonymous No.26236044]

>>26235941
>post pseudo intellectual /pol/ discussions in smg
>attempt to take the intellectual high ground.

[Anonymous No.26236048]

>>26235916
then you should go there, or shut up and lurk moar

[Anonymous No.26236054]

>>26235379

Nutting inside raw.

[Anonymous No.26236061]

>>26235574
>>26235516
the delta/time decay stuff is the only thing i still don't get. how is the price of the contract determined anyways? some guy said it was determined automatically by the black sholes model, but i think that's just for european options where you can only exercise the option on the expiration date, not before. and when i test buying/selling options in thinkorswim, i can actually adjust my order price, which doesn't make sense if it's calculated automatically.

[Anonymous No.26236075]

>>26235985
You either sell the stock before you work with that client or recluse yourself due to a conflict of interest.

[Anonymous No.26236078]

The anon was right about the massive GHIV float making GHIV a shit SPAC.

[Anonymous No.26236079]

>>26236014
That statistic came from 2018 so at least you could claim it was Obama. And I make 25k a year and paid 400 less in taxes. Good grief

[Anonymous No.26236082]

WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS INVEST IN WITH 5K ? AND TELL ME WHY

[Anonymous No.26236092]

GME $50 EoW

[Anonymous No.26236108]

>>26236044
Do you know how to read IDs? You really need to go back.

[Anonymous No.26236116]

>>26235379
GME squeezing

[Anonymous No.26236128]

>>26233866
Kek fucking butthurt eh anon? I'm up 160% on bcrx, dodged OSMT when I was down ten percent. I'm up over 100% on manganese and took a gamble on his chm play which has netted me 300% in two months. Did he molest you, why so salty bruv? Were you the anon that sold the bottom of OSMT?

[Anonymous No.26236148]

>>26236108
I don’t obsessively scroll through threads on my phone reading ID’s or often bother to ctrl+find and sort out everyone in this thread, no. That’s autistic.

[Anonymous No.26236156]

>>26236082
33/33/33 MAXR/GME/KTOS
dude space and coom, easy double this year

[Anonymous No.26236158]

>>26235858
you could also just wageslave and add to your portfolio gradually over time until it becomes more than just supplemental income

[Anonymous No.26236162]

>>26236008
The larger direction of this country is black and white though - you can only be on one side or the other. Individual issues is where the gray area is

[Anonymous No.26236175]

>>26236078
Yes that’s when I sold my shares and I’m glad I did. If a pump is confirmed I’ll try and day trade a call but that stock will struggle

[Anonymous No.26236180]

>>26236082
Bitfarms
>hit NASDAQ requirement
>higher hash rate than MARA
>only costs 7500 per buttcorn
>cheap electricity
>40m in us investor shekels recently
easy

[Anonymous No.26236194]

>>26236128

Sick motherfucker...Pic related...Toronto Jews...

[Anonymous No.26236204]

>>26236048
a few people here were mentioning penny stocks or cheap stocks, they said to go there

[Anonymous No.26236236]

>>26236034
Sounds like you need better insurance my nigga

[Anonymous No.26236263]

>a few people here were mentioning penny stocks or cheap stocks, they said to go there

[Anonymous No.26236271]

>>26236180
>$50 transaction fee

[Anonymous No.26236281]

>>26236156
>>26236180
how much would you make from investing 5k in this in 5 years

[Anonymous No.26236293]

>>26235833
>this
BUY WEED

[Anonymous No.26236295]

>>26236078
Can you elaborate on why massive float is bad? Is it related to the volatility of the stock?

[Anonymous No.26236316]

>>26236180
I'm in it for $10k

[Anonymous No.26236322]

>>26236042
Well said anon, well said

[Anonymous No.26236358]

>>26236295
Supply & demand.

[Anonymous No.26236363]

>>26236293
Which stocks should I Buy to get some weed exposure? I bought PCLO recently

[Anonymous No.26236381]

>>26236263
faggot

[Anonymous No.26236403]

>>26236158
are you trolling

[Anonymous No.26236415]

>>26235379
Nah when she wipes the tears from her eyes after you deep throat her and you keep fucking her

Such filthy whores lol

[Anonymous No.26236423]

>>26236148
>phone posting

You need to go back.

4chan X is what you use on desktop and no you don't need to be autistic to check shit you just click on the ID.

[Anonymous No.26236429]

>>26236236
It's great. In terms of most people's plans. It's still just fucked. Here I'll pay you 15k and uhm I'll go to urgent care and still have to pay my 500$ yearly deductible before insurance kicks in. Ok cool thanks. Good news my wife had surgery last year and hit my max out of pocket cost and got to actually use 100% coverage. Health insurance is a fucking joke and I honestly don't give a shit who trys what to change it. Absolutely over it

[Anonymous No.26236432]

>Xiaomi green again in Hong Kong

[Anonymous No.26236440]

>faggot

[Anonymous No.26236442]

>>26235705
are you trolling? how can you make 150k from 5k retard?

[Anonymous No.26236462]

>>26236363
Reynolds and phillip morris

[Anonymous No.26236463]

>>26234331
>And you already have calls for his impeachment,


By who? Qtards?

[Anonymous No.26236471]

>>26235968
Saved.

[Anonymous No.26236472]

>>26236082
FB because it's below market value and will poooooomp to the aluring price target.

[Anonymous No.26236482]

>>26236432

[Anonymous No.26236486]

>>26234143
I voted to approve everything except for the female directors. Did not vote to approve women in GHIV

[Anonymous No.26236490]

>>26236432
It barely moves in USA

[Anonymous No.26236502]

>>26236440
you have nothing useful to say, you are a gay faggot

[Anonymous No.26236509]

>>26236442
???? Are you an actual retard?

[Anonymous No.26236512]

>>26234251
Probably afterwards, bro.

[Anonymous No.26236516]

What's the best stock to invest in with just 500?

[Anonymous No.26236545]

>>26236358
So you're saying the large supply doesn't justify the current demand. Is this because of the current state of mortgage lending or something?

[Anonymous No.26236553]

>>26234975

[Anonymous No.26236558]

>>26236512
Fuck. At least he got a good bite

[Anonymous No.26236563]

>>26236516
Just buy some crack

[Anonymous No.26236569]

>>26236516
LFAP

[Anonymous No.26236585]

when i make big gainz tomorrow i will post them and mock you you fag

[Anonymous No.26236597]

Are AMZN put credit spreads the easiest and safest way to make $500/week?
Thinking 2-3 weeks out to expiry for a $1500+ credit and close it 50-60%
The next correction is the only thing that can fuck me but I won't be going all in each time

[Anonymous No.26236598]

>>26236516
Bitcoin unironically.

[Anonymous No.26236620]

>>26236585
You’re fuckin rude but I’m going to do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.26236622]

Buy SALT bros

[Anonymous No.26236624]

>>26236545
Idk really. Hard to move the stock with such a large float i guess.

[Anonymous No.26236630]

>you have nothing useful to say, you are a gay faggot

[Anonymous No.26236652]

>>26236442
He didn't he said he sold them to someone else. And it is called options on January 13th GME squeezed. If you bought the 35 c 1/15 at market open with 1000 dollars you could of sold and became a milllionaire. Why? Because the option was so far out of the money and so close to expiry that it was not worth very much, worth only 0.01 per contract or 1 dollar. Suddenly GME squeezes this price action caused IV to increase, not only that but your option that was only a few hours ago worth 1 dollar per contract is now deep in-the money. Go look at how much the 35 GME call expiring 1/22 costs. Now pretend its 1/13 again because IV right now is only 222 percent. Then it was 400 percent +. You would be a Millionaire easily.

[Anonymous No.26236654]

>>26236516
GEVO or BB

[Anonymous No.26236676]

>when i make big gainz tomorrow i will post them and mock you you fag

[Anonymous No.26236696]

>>26236061
Technically it’s the same as a stock, such as: there’s still buyers and sellers. So the price is the best bid and lowest ask and they use that implied volatility and time remaining for further calculations.
You can do it yourself but it’s a gay algorithm that gets pretty close to the current price of said option.

[Anonymous No.26236700]

>>26236462
this

[Anonymous No.26236701]

>>26236516
Long term or short?

[Anonymous No.26236713]

>>26236654
can you calculate how much i would make in 1 year? im retarded

[Anonymous No.26236715]

>>26236271
wow anon, a whopping 50 dollars. A humongous 1% of 5,000.
>>26236281
BFARF will be $40 within the next few months. If you buy at $3.50 and sell at $40 you will make a profit of $54,750.
When BTC is at $100,000 later this year, who knows. Easily $100+.

[Anonymous No.26236717]

>>26233910
Based. Biggest bag in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.26236718]

>>26236630
>>26236440
>>26236263
>>26236048
>>26235968
>>26235849
>>26235697
>>26235475
>>26234934
>>26234816

[Anonymous No.26236733]

>>26236700
will this ever happen

[Anonymous No.26236734]

filtered. take your filth back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.26236741]

>>26236713
Lmao no dude. It doesn’t work that way.

[Anonymous No.26236763]

>>26236733
its already here

[Anonymous No.26236767]

>>26236733
Not for another 20 years when all the boomers are ACTUALLY dead.

[Anonymous No.26236768]

>>26236713
fuck off underage faggot

[Anonymous No.26236776]

>>26236741
there are predictions for how much it will be in 1-5 years

[Anonymous No.26236778]

>>26236733
No.

[Anonymous No.26236794]

>>26236676
you are such a faggot. please kill yourself
you posted 16 times in this thread, 2 posts were about stocks, the other 14 were mocking people and shitting up the thread. you are human garbage.

[Anonymous No.26236806]

>>26236768
>>26236741
how doesn't it work like that? you can see predictions

[Anonymous No.26236809]

>>26236442
fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.26236811]

>>26236733
Yes. When weed gets legalized don’t assume big tobacco is going to take it up the ass from some chump Dorsey millennials growing weed in their back yard

[Anonymous No.26236817]

>>26236776
get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.26236828]

>>26236715
Interesting i’ll have to do more research. Why isnt where MARA is today if it is so good.

[Anonymous No.26236830]

>>26236776
If you find them and you feel confident in them go for it.

[Anonymous No.26236836]

>>26236718

[Anonymous No.26236839]

>>26236676
wojak poster brain
> low IQ
>keeps replying "ironically"
>is 56% homosexual

[Anonymous No.26236850]

baked
>>26236835
>>26236835
>>26236835

[Anonymous No.26236859]

>>26236817
>>26236809
give a real response

[Anonymous No.26236870]

$JEW MOONING TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.26236900]

>>26236859
If all these predictions were true we’d all be rich. It’s speculation aka maybe.

[Anonymous No.26236907]

>>26236794
I hate him so much too anon. He is such a faggot. I don’t know why he comes back here day after day when he is universally hated. Even Tinny isn’t universally hated

[Anonymous No.26236913]

>>26236713
My nigger there is no way to know how high it can go, only based on speculation the people here will shill shit and tell you to buy. Many stocks shilled here have given people large baggers. Others have been heavy bags to hold. That is your gamble to take anon. You need to do research and find out what stocks have good growth potential before you go all in or you will be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.26236923]

>>26236794
You only posted twice and offered no information on stocks
buy BB nigger

[Anonymous No.26236950]

>>26236763
where?
Also kek watch this vid, comments are hilarious too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPmBSl_WPqw

[Anonymous No.26236967]

>>26236907
I'm not even the soijack guy you autistic retard

[Anonymous No.26237022]

>>26236828
it's a Canadian stock so it's not listed on US markets yet. Once it gets listed on US exchanges it will explode. MARA will have a higher hash rate IF they get all the miners they ordered, from China, sometime... this year... maybe. But today, right now, BFARF is outperforming it.

[Anonymous No.26237043]

>>26233912
Not selling Moshe. It's going to $3 at least.

[Anonymous No.26237052]

>>26236967
Uh huh
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.26237074]

>>26237022
Thx anon

[Anonymous No.26237104]

>>26236913
>>26236900
that GME shit seemed like a lot of people were 'speculating', thank you though

[Anonymous No.26237177]

>>26235581
Why? He’s not going to run again. Why would he be removed?

[Anonymous No.26237188]

>>26236652
thats interesting thanks for explaining

[Anonymous No.26237287]

>>26234103
Ill literally buy some shares to help you, starter bro. Godspeed

[Anonymous No.26237469]

>>26234103
what app is that?

[Anonymous No.26237594]

>>26237104
that was a value play and michael burry was the first to get in on it

[Anonymous No.26237597]

>>26236597
Depends if the IV is high you'd be alright, if its low and you're bullish a call debit spread would be cheaper