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You bought cheapies on Friday, right? edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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>> No.26230908
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Tellurian to the moon!

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anime

>> No.26230923
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>>26230891
First for CLF and nigger GHIV.

>> No.26230932

When NUMI and MMED to space?

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I’m a nigger.

>> No.26230955
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why did i sell ACRS last week?

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AQB AQB AQB

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xth for not caring too much

>> No.26230985
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I just want to reach a point where I can trim 10-12% a year + divvies and live away from everyone.

>> No.26231007

INUV Chads tomorrow looks like another big day. Damn I wish I bought more in the 40s

>> No.26231009
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Am I too late to buy more clean energy? I bought a decent amount of TAN and ICLN before the election and they've obviously done very well but the more I think about it the more I see the world going more green.

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GHIV
and cunny

>> No.26231022
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GEVO BB

>> No.26231028
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WELCOME TO BIDEN ECONOMY, CHILDREN

>> No.26231056
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Please help me unjust my shit up

>> No.26231060

>>26231028
Where my PIPP boys at?

>> No.26231061

>>26230985
you wouldn't even need to trim, you would just sell low-risk covered calls to get some money

that's the dream

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>>26231028
I like it frothy.

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>cciv jumped up after hours, netting me some rad gains
I GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE

>> No.26231075

So what will tomorrow be, a continuation of the bull, or a correction/rugpull/ whatever? Tomorrow should decide whether Biden will cause 4 years of the bull or the bear right?

>> No.26231086

>>26231009
No. I'mma DCA into QCLN indefinitely. Why would it do anything but pump for the foreseeable future. It's the oil boom of our generation.

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>>26231056
sell everything buy ROKU

>> No.26231103

As well as a risky graphene play I feel like buying a bunch of KO, what do anons here think

>> No.26231112

>>26231090
I already have bluechips as you can see, i need some meme plays to flip

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>>26230498
>he doesn't have at least 400 frog pictures
wtf

>> No.26231116

>>26231056
Sell all, rebuild from scratch with a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ.

>> No.26231143

>>26231060
Shill me on PIPP please, what is their target?

>> No.26231146

>>26230891
I think ill finally have access to my accounts funds by thursday (it was a custodial account given to me by my grandpa, about $10k in it).
What do i buy? Im looking at amc (but it already pumped so im probably too late by then), HERO, maybe gambling on gkprf

>> No.26231154

>>26231075
you really think Biden will let the markets crash when boomers with their retirement funds equate a president's performance to the market's performance?

if your shit is in someone's retirement fund, you'll be fine

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check em

>> No.26231172

anybody hear anything about UAVS and a supposed Amazon partnership?

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>>26231075
I think stability in a week or two will be helpful. Tomorrow should be fine unless we have some crazy shit happen. Also the pump today barely got rid of Fridays losses.

>> No.26231193

>>26231064
I hate this guy like you wouldn’t believe.

>> No.26231205

>>26231146
He will not know what to do. Completely lost. Total loser.
We needed to keep winning, winning, winng.

>> No.26231209

>>26231146
read into risk management and fundamental analysis before you put your money in risky shit

>> No.26231215
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You guys listed to me when I shilled SLGBF and MNXXF this weekend and bought this morning..... right?

>> No.26231228

this shits rigged

>> No.26231230

>>26230891
YES I DID BUY CHEAPIES BUT THEY WERE GHIV AND UUUU AND CRSR CHEAPIES

>> No.26231242

>>26231215
>listed to me
ngmi

>> No.26231249

>>26231167
Cool

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>>26231167
>11.11
>1,111
>12343.21

>> No.26231260
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>Moved in with cousin on his farm, free rent
>still looking for a job so at home most days, uncle thinks I don't do shit because I don't bother explaining what I do with my time
>now he's trying to hassle me to do stock market research for him to tell him what to invest in because I'm 'always on the computer'
>not gonna get paid for it, just a thinly veiled threat of being kicked out
What the fuck do I do to get this boomer off my ass? He keeps going on about 'muh friend bought tesla 18 months ago now he has $2.7 million I wanna get in on it durr' like fuck off old man.

>> No.26231263

>>26231143
By the time you know, the relevant multibillion contract will have already been drafted by some hapless Senate intern and shopped around to a dozen key players.

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It's really not going to be that bad these next 4 years.

>> No.26231275
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do you guys have any good podcasts or something you listen to? can be about finance in general

I want to learn stuff in the morning and my music is more suited for night driving anyway

>> No.26231276

>>26231056
Learn to cut your losses dude. You should never see percentages like that.

>> No.26231277

>>26231116
hahaha i did that back in 2017 and ive been very happy, people try too hard to complicate shit

>> No.26231282

>>26231075
The market is shortsighted enough to keep going up on stimulus hopium.

>> No.26231296

ABML

Here is my DD, though I haven't bought in yet

Lithium Mining and Recycling Company
Claim to be able to recover a high amount of lithium from used batteries, much of which are being sent to landfills.
Paul Pelosi Jr, Crazy Nancy's son is a senior advisor
CTO is an ex manager at Tesla. Though the cofounder of Tesla opened up his own company called Redwood Materials that is doing something similar, I believe they compete against each other.
Upcoming listing to Nasdaq
Partnerships with EVs to be announced in ~3 months time

>> No.26231300

>>26230961
Im ready to hear any news of them transitioning from research to actually having earnings. Supposedly they started harvesting this year.

>> No.26231301

>>26231215
the jew fears the bald white man

>> No.26231304
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how much cash do you guys keep in your brokerage accounts for purchases? i try to keep <5% cash at all times

>> No.26231320

>>26231017
based and かわいいは正義-pilled

>> No.26231319

>>26231275
Matt and Shane’s secret podcast
Legion of skanks
Revenge of the cis

>> No.26231326

>>26231146
Don't dishonor your grandfather by buying stupid shit, the stocks should be good long holds in growing industries.

>> No.26231330

>>26231103
it's been dipping so start a position and then you can start dollar cost averaging.

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>>26231064
>Children trafficking increased by 600%!
>Now that what I call a booming economy!

>> No.26231351

>>26231275
nah, most of these podcasting youtubers hold positions and shill you bags

read books instead

>> No.26231352

>>26231215
>MNXXF

God I hope this moves. Still down 7% on this from when it was shilled last week even despite today's pump.

>> No.26231358

#1 Hemp play $HPST

>> No.26231362

>>26231086
I plan to do the same but I wasn't sure between QCLN or ICLN. Did you debate the two as well?

>> No.26231365

>>26231061
Okay trim 6-8% yr, collect divvies and join theta gang.

I need another GME so bad.

>> No.26231371

>>26231275
Martin Shkreli did some YouTube vids about finance years ago

>> No.26231373
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>>26231275
>do you guys have any good podcasts or something you listen to?
just watch anime

>> No.26231386

There is no better stock for the next 2 years than EHang. How can it be stopped since it still has a tiny market cap and dems in power? China determined EHang to be the chosen one.

>> No.26231398

>>26231275
read every investopedia article, even for things you think you understand

>> No.26231403

>>26231296
I second this too, been watching $ABML since .20 and I regret not buying in. This is going to rocket when lithium batteries become the new norm

>> No.26231408

>>26231205
Nigger what?
>>26231209
Ive been lurking for like a year or more so i guess im not a total retard. Idk what else to put money into. Vz maybe? Seems pretty stable and has good divvies

>> No.26231416

>>26231371
>Martin Shkreli did some YouTube vids about finance years ago
His videos are shit. Basically says nobody can beat the market so you should just buy SPY. The dude is cool but his investing advice is shit

>> No.26231420

>>26231304
my broker just lets me buy shit with unsettled cash
if there was ever something I wanted to FOMO into, I'd just sell part of my safe haven stocks/ETFs then buy it immediately with the freed up cash

>> No.26231432

>>26231022
I’m in homie

>> No.26231433

>>26231352
It was shilled at .20 average.

>> No.26231436

>>26231275
BBC world news. Joe rogan.

>> No.26231440

>>26231260
Do it for him and just invest everything into ARK funds for him. Let Mommy Cathie manage his account.

>> No.26231449

>>26231371
shkreli basically said if you don't start with multi millions, trading/investing is a waste of time, his videos cater to people that want to work in the hedge fund industry, also he's in jail for securities fraud

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futures

>> No.26231468

>>26231143
Joby Aviation

>> No.26231475

>>26231275
just watch peter lynch interviews on youtube

>> No.26231476

>>26231365
>I need another GME so bad.
GME was just one (obvious) opportunity with obvious catalysts, but it was still outperformed by a lot of things in the same time period

just find another GME
make sure to tell me what it is BEFORE it moons

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>>26231296
These are the type of one off shill posts i like to gamble on

>> No.26231487

>>26231215
what the fuck did I just watch

>> No.26231513

>>26231103
Ive got about 3k worth right now, been dcaing here and there. Might grab more tomorrow.

>> No.26231531

>>26231116
>>26231277
So tqqq is a good safety net stock, could you suggest a few others for a fella to look into? Things I can just keep on a shelf for a handful of years and maybe draw dividends from?

>> No.26231536

>>26231457
>Rough rice
Who on Earth would want that? Give me the smooth, shelled, what the fuck ever kind. Like they have in those big bags at Costco.

>> No.26231538

>>26231154
He will not know what to do. Completely lost. Total loser.
We needed to keep winning, winning, winning.

>> No.26231540
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Lum

>> No.26231550

>>26231296
I wanted to buy this today but fucking cash needs to settle

>> No.26231573

$JADA looking to be the imminent Coinbase RM

>> No.26231583

>>26231260
dump his money into ghiv

>> No.26231585

>>26231320
よろしくね、我が同胞

>> No.26231586

>>26231449
He's a fool for going against the kikes like he did yeah. It's interesting to see what the attitude and methods of the straight outta Yale hedge fund niggers are nonetheless.

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>>26231351
>>26231398
>read instead
ok u_u

>>26231373
grow up, weeb

>>26231475
>>26231436
thanks

>> No.26231594

None of my orders filled today so I bought ETH and I'm already up. Who knew investing was so easy?

>> No.26231603

>>26231531
Sounds like TSM will be more your speed. Just sell before China lands troops on Taiwan.

>> No.26231624

You loaded up on cheap Ford calls, right?

>> No.26231626

Momma Cathy straight up doomping Tesla shares today

>> No.26231628
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>>26231476
AMC.

>> No.26231629

>>26231296
Good find mate

>> No.26231630

>>26231487
Someone who spent too much time on pol

>> No.26231633

>>26231103
For what purpose would you buy a high-dividend slow-moving stable security like KO
>>26231296
Thanks for this anon, I bought into it earlier today. Only 500 shares but I'm going to start DCAing into it as much as I can.

>> No.26231664

>>26231628
lol not with that balance sheet

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Frens.... why's everything so expensiv...am i too late...

>> No.26231685

/v/ here, how do I buy bitcoin stocks?

>> No.26231686

>>26231603
Thanks for the pointer brother

>> No.26231696

bros a ceo of a small publicly traded company is in my airbnb and does zoom calls in the common area how do i profit from this

>> No.26231708

Let the countdown begin for more free money! (1400 or 2800 married).

>> No.26231712

>>26231633
I reckon there's 10 bucks of upside in the medium term and I need some security for some of my money in these trying times. Barbell strategy.

>> No.26231714

>>26231678
should've bought on friday

>> No.26231723

>>26231696
kidnapping obviously

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>>26231362
Yes I liked the holdings of QCLN better. ICLN holds alot of cash and chinese holdings. Here's QCLN holdings

>> No.26231733
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>>26231017

>> No.26231741
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>>26231440
I don't even mess with stocks myself but I guess I'll keep that in mind and basically tell him "Let someone else manage it don't ask me to gamble on stocks for you".
I assumed the answer would be something like that.

>tfw too stupid to learn investing because I'm only good at biology
>will never have the 3-4 million i want for a comfort boat and dive gear and just fuck off from the mainland forever

>> No.26231743

>>26231685
Download Robinhood
Search SNE
Buy SNE

>> No.26231744
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>>26231664
Clown markets don't care about fundamentals, bro.

>> No.26231746

>>26231696
suck his dick and hope he makes you his side piece

>> No.26231747

>>26231696
tell us what it is
we can do some snooping

>> No.26231754

>>26231685
You're 3 weeks too late realistically mate. If you really believe then MARA, RIOT and BITF are your options.

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>>26231090
>$441/share
I should've listened to Jim Cramer :^(

>> No.26231777

>>26231371
they're long but pretty good

>> No.26231785
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Someone post the video of the CLF ceo telling analyst to kill themselves.

>> No.26231793

>>26231296
Can't buy OTC stocks as europoor. It will probably be $3 before it gets to Nasdaq

>> No.26231796

>>26231696
Don't tell him you trade, causally invite to breakfast or something and ask him what he is up to, lead into leaks and post here.

>> No.26231803

>>26231583
Why, that's actually going to make him money

>> No.26231820

>>26231696
become his sex slave in exchange for inside information

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>>26231708
>even MORE money printer brring
Seriously? They're doing more? Fuck it. Dubs tells me where to put my next stimulus check

>> No.26231837

>>26231708
Are we actually getting stimulus again?

>> No.26231839

>>26231628
>>26231664
>>26231744
I bought AMC bonds dirt cheap. Buying stock for a probably bankrupt company is bad.

>> No.26231840

>>26231146
ARKQ

>> No.26231842

>>26231825
Ford

>> No.26231848

RLFTF moved a little today guys. Think info leaked?

>> No.26231856

>>26231825
NAK

>> No.26231902

>>26231825
PUGE

>> No.26231904

>>26231744
the risk/reward is completely different to what GME was at $6

>> No.26231927

EHang will grow more than any stock shilled on this board. It is still tiny. Today was first pump it ever had. Only starting the epic rally. A life changing stock!!!!!

>> No.26231940

>>26231803
so he gets the fuck off his back?

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>ASML earnings report tomorrow
I'm excited
>>26231825
BILI

>> No.26231962

>>26231727
Thanks I'll look into it more. Sucks it's a little more expensive though

>> No.26231964

>>26231326
HERO is a long hold in an upcoming industry. I havent found any others so far. Open to suggestions
>>26231840
Whats the difference between all the arrk shit?

>> No.26231969

>>26231839
what are the yields? also couldn't the bonds fall through during liquidation?

>> No.26231970

>>26231856
Based and checked

>> No.26231995

>>26230891
TQQQ finally fucking splitting

getting ready for some JUICY premiums

>> No.26231997

>>26231902
>>>/instagram/

>> No.26231998

>>26231837
No, Congress will be too busy impeaching Trump after he's left office.

>> No.26232024

I really don't want to be alive rn. Life hurts too much

>> No.26232026

>>26231825
DKNG

>> No.26232027

>>26231825
MMEDF

>> No.26232029

>>26231741
That is the smart thing to do. Never invest for another person you know because if something goes wrong they WILL blame you. Not worth it
Also you really don't need to be smart to start investing. Just set some money aside and put it into ETFs and then just sit on your hands for a few years

>> No.26232055

AMD swinger here, but I've been thinking about starting to swing INTC too. isn't it a good idea? now INTC should be a good company now that they've finally changed their management to a straight white racist christian male, and usually one moons while the other dips back and forth. i feel like AMD will always go up over time but now also feel like INTC will start doing the same due to new management.

basically i've been looking for alternative things to buy dips of after im done selling an AMD pump. INTC seems good because they play off of each other, so when one dumps i buy into it and then when it pumps and the other dumps i sell for profit and start DCA'ing into the dip of the other one, thoughts? or are there better non-correlated options for swinging whenever im done selling an AMD dip and rip?

>> No.26232057

>>26232024
You missed out on those GEVO gains didn’t you?

>> No.26232104

>>26231825
GoPRO

>> No.26232135

>>26231969
I dont remember exactly but I think it was about 50%? I bought them for $180 each, 6% coupon. Yes, they can get liquidated but I hardly paid anything for them and bonds get priority over stock.

>> No.26232138

>>26231997
PUGE isn't on Robinhood

>> No.26232151

>>26232057
Yes but making 12n hour doing backbreaking labor is hell

>> No.26232161

>>26231075
It'll be bull until the post-corona surge and Biden feels comfortable enough to start talking about his tax hikes. Then we dump.

>> No.26232197

>>26231416
His advice is intended for retards because he knows the majority of people who watch the video are.

>> No.26232201

>>26231103
I don't see how KO will outperform spy in coming months.

>> No.26232206
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>>26231902
How does a stock do so shit on a green day? lol

>> No.26232207

>>26232151
You should be a garbage man

>> No.26232236

>>26231825
BFARF, easy. thank me later

>> No.26232242

>>26232138
Ya its an otc shitcoin thats like 7cents but the only place i see it shilled is instagram

>> No.26232243
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26232243

Look at this shit.

You could pick up 100k shares for like 300 bucks. Im going to tomorrow just incase lmao.

Or maybe I should buy like 500k shares.

>> No.26232251

>>26231962
I think either or is good. Been watching them both I just feel more comfortable with QCLN holdings. Personal preference. Good luck fren.

>> No.26232252

>>26232029
>Just set some money aside and put it into ETFs
I had heard that but I'm still too intimidated to touch it... I should really do it sooner rather than later though. I'm not even sure if there are like, 'good' or 'bad' etfs or just anything is fine... It's a lot of research. Guess the intimidation is intentional to keep more people out of the market.
I have around $30k that I don't expect to need any time soon I really should be investing. I'll get off my ass and do it soon just so I can tell this fucking boomer to handle it himself with an ETF.
Got any reading on ETFs that might help, anon? Or I assume you'll just direct me to the OP lmao, I'll just read investopedia or whatever.
Thanks.

>> No.26232254
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>>26231825
$BIOL

>> No.26232256

>>26231825
GME $60 calls expiring February

>> No.26232258

>>26232161
>Then we dump.
no, then we go to war with x country and import x countries fighting age men and give them welfare

>> No.26232276
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26232276

GHIV bros - when is our merger date?

>> No.26232280

>>26231319
>not mentioning cumtown

>> No.26232283

>>26232243
Riight... this doesn't look like shady company at all.

>> No.26232282
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>>26232206
Its PUGE it don't make sense
>>26232242
enjoy missing out on explosive gains because you're afraid of high volatility

>> No.26232285

who is buying shit at these levels? It has to be millennials who are living at home and using their student loan money allocated for rent on stocks.

>> No.26232287
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26232287

What stocks do mexicans buy?

>> No.26232295

>>26231940
No, fuck him

>> No.26232302

>>26231825
My anus

>> No.26232304

>>26232243
Are you just buying based on the name, or did you do any DD?

>> No.26232309

>>26231260
Get him to go in on NAK obviously

>> No.26232310

>>26231304
No set percentage. Sometimes i am all in, sometimes 100% /cashgang/ waiting for entry setups. Currently 25% cash.

>> No.26232312
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my portfolio makes me feel like a onions but the line just keeps going up...

>> No.26232315
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26232315

I love SENS

>> No.26232317
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>>26231848
Hahaha my nigga

>> No.26232322

>>26231825
up your peehole

>> No.26232325

I havent had any thoughts of selling GME covered calls...but now im thinking of it

>> No.26232326

>>26231825
milk futures. class III

>> No.26232328

>>26232285
stay poor faggot

>> No.26232347

>>26232276
Vote tomorrow morning, Merger Friday.

>> No.26232348

Jesus Christ, CRSR just did a fucking offering. Fellow CRSR holders, we're pretty much fucked at this point. I'm currently trying to dump everything post-market since we're probably looking at at least a -8% day tomorrow. Unfortunately nobody's buying the fucking things. I feel sick.

>> No.26232364

im a newfag, and in my economics class we are going to be following stocks as a project.
Please tell me what stocks I should buy, or resources on how to make those decisions
I'm selling my BTC for silver and stocks

>> No.26232367
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>>26230891
Gotta shill for [BNGO], this stock exploded from like $1 to $10 in the past month on the news it's genomic mapping machine identifies the genetics of patients that will catch severe COVID-19 before they get it:

https://ir.bionanogenomics.com/news-releases/?qmodStoryID=6157129040484090

Because the stock rose in price so sharply, they announced today they are selling some more shares to take advantage of the high stock price, which caused a drop from $9.15 to $8.15 per share, which is as low an entry point as you're going to get.

I'm balls-deep in this one since before it was $4 a share.. good luck!

>> No.26232377

>>26232322
checked and ouch

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>>26232243
I'm going to start company called Electric Vehicle Business that recycles my empty beer cans. Should pick up zoomer buyers on the pink sheets just by the name.

>> No.26232382

>>26232328
im a college freshman with a 7-figure net worth

>> No.26232386
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26232386

>>26232322
check'd

>> No.26232400

>>26232322
Well that's that, guess I'll buy one of those little swizzle sticks you can put in there

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>>26232347
Is our patience going to pay off bro’s?

>> No.26232411

>>26232348

LMAO gaymer bros on suicide watch

>> No.26232412

>>26232364
All in GME then buy 1000s of pennystock

>> No.26232415
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>>26232304
Well I read about the company. Something about electric cars. Really im just gambling on the name. I bet based on the name alone that thing can break a cent. Lmao. Here's another. The description for this one kinda looks legit

"Plyzer Technologies Inc., through its subsidiaries, provides custom, real-time, cloud-based business intelligence solutions for brands to analyze critical online price and market data. Its customizable dashboard enables country, regional and local sales, production, and logistics operations to adapt to prevailing market conditions. The company was formerly known as ZD Ventures Corporation and changed its name to Plyzer Technologies Inc. in March 2017. Plyzer Technologies Inc. was founded in 2005 and is based in Toronto, Canada."

>> No.26232424

>>26232055
Honestly just swing soxl.

>> No.26232435

>>26232382
>im a spoiled brat who will waste away an undeserved inheritence
thanks, why are you wasting your time here

>> No.26232439

>>26232285
>SPY Vol: 51,233,800
>It has to be millennials who are living at home and using their student loan money allocated for rent on stocks

>> No.26232442

>>26231825

Tellurian. I'd buy some but all my capital's tied up right now.

>> No.26232445

>>26232367
Eat a dick Johnny

>> No.26232449

>>26231060
I'm reporting in. $100 EOY.

>> No.26232450

$IRNC gonna make you a billionaire in 5 years

>> No.26232457

>>26231964
Personally I would split it between HERO and SOXX.
>>26232348
Maybe they're doing it to buy a really good company :^)

>> No.26232482

>>26232285
Algo hedgies chasing momentum hedgies chasing beta hedgies

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26232486

>>26231172
>anybody hear anything about UAVS and a supposed Amazon partnership?

>> No.26232490

Will normies actually boost Manganese X Energy like they did with "Signal"? Without Elon even mentioning this company by its name?

>> No.26232512

>A THIRD stimulus check
Aw fuck does this mean it's time to sell everything and buy some puts?

>> No.26232521

>>26232439
Fucking BASED AND ITS JUST GOING TO CONTINUE UNTIL LOCKDOWN ENDS.

>> No.26232520

thoughts on trading while sleep deprived?

>> No.26232526

>>26231056
Man has ICE in his veins

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>>26232243
lol yeah ok

>> No.26232533

>>26232285
Aliens.

>> No.26232563
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26232563

>PLUG

>> No.26232570

>>26232490
I mean it’s possible just like being struck by lightning is possible

>> No.26232581
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26232581

Its about to drop the 3rd trial results. And that data will be positive data(its known to be from earlier trials) then they will get EUA. This will start being used in hospitals for covid therapeutic medecine.

>> No.26232582

>>26232520
I've made some great trades while exhausted.

>> No.26232601

>>26232512
>more USD printing
>puts
????

>> No.26232604

>>26231678
relax, meme picks are tides, they come and go but sometimes you need to wait for them to come back in before you make a play. Don't rush it or you'll lose money.

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>>26232347

Thanks, brah. Have a titcow.

>> No.26232635

>>26232563
Sold out at $72 breh

>> No.26232636

>>26231371
>>26231416
>>26231449
>>26231777
still stings

https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-pardon-martin-shkreli

God it would've been epic if he were pardoned.

>> No.26232637

GHIV bros..

>> No.26232638

GOOD NEWS BUY ROLLS ROYCE

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>>26232512
If there's a 3rd stimulus check is best to just hold or buy stocks. They will go up on hype and gain value rather than cash getting BTFO by inflation.

Its a textbook example of a TINA play

>> No.26232645

Just started at a major consulting firm and they make a huge deal about insider information. Question is how the fuck do I avoid insider trading? If I’m working with a client I own stock in, find out something negative, I’m just supposed to hold the stock or can I sell? I’m not playing with millions, only like 35k in my RH

>> No.26232664

>>26232532
Hahaha what a fucking scam, I find it ridiculous its probably pumping because of its name. Still will buy 100k shares tmrw if it continues to pump

>> No.26232665

>>26232520
Pull an all nighter and start drinking heavy right at 830 am

>> No.26232684

>>26232457
Ill look into it, thanks

>> No.26232694

>>26232638
Absolutely not

>> No.26232701

>>26232207
I can't drive

>> No.26232708

>>26232415
Lmao my dumbass invested like $350 in this like 7 years ago at .0001 and the shit didnt move until a month ago. I sold at .0004 and just saw this shit today... Could've been up 7gs. And yes this company is a straight scam

>> No.26232710

>>26232486
That has been the rumour for a while. I can't say how credible it is though.....

>> No.26232716

VVPR anon thank you for bringing to my attention a while ago! Up 37% now

>> No.26232727

>>26232701
Be a lumper and ride on the back

>> No.26232731

>>26232521
Fucking health officials are hanging on to their precious lockdowns for dear life. Meanwhile the new case numbers and active case number trend lines are dropping like a 41 percenter off the golden gate bridge. Covid is over. Now the battle to rip emergency powers out of the hands of the politicians must begin in earnest.

>> No.26232768

>>26232645
Basically the rule is you're not supposed to trade on any information you get from work, so yea you're supposed to hold and eat losses. How strict they are depends on where you work and who handles your compliance stuff. When I used to work at a hedge fund I had to give the compliance people my account number so they could see what I'm trading

>> No.26232786
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>>26232614

>> No.26232796

>>26232708
Lmfao. Dude. I dont trust any of these fuckin pennies.

>> No.26232808

>>26232252
The OP has a boatload of info so start there so yea start there. The boomer investing 101 link is great if you are starting and want to learn how to invest with little risk.
I believe in you fren

>> No.26232816

>>26232768
>my account number so they could see what I'm trading

>it says here 100% of your portfolio is in GME..?

>> No.26232834

>>26232645
You're avoiding it by telling us what you know and let us do the trading.

>> No.26232836
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26232836

>open TD trading app, Suncor green again
MFW

>> No.26232848
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26232848

>>26231112
ROKU is bluechip now?

Seeing as you have AAPL pick up some SNAP, it's one of the top performers in the thot index. And like ROKU it's not in SPY or QQQ. You are missing out on gains by not owning these.

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>>26232614
God damn

>> No.26232900

>>26232768
Thanks bro, like I said I don’t want to jeopardize anything and would rather eat losses if it means avoiding committing a crime. Looks like they are going to want to track my investments....guy checking is gonna kek hard at my memefolio

>> No.26232908

>>26232402
I'm increasingly nervous. Their more profitable competitors have a cap of $20 pretty much. The stock is manipulated. I may just be happy to break even.

Something really crazy might also happen. Who's to say.

>> No.26232917

>>26232645
Can't you just give the money to someone you trust like your mother or a sibling and trade those stocks through them/tell them what to buy themselves?

>> No.26232934
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>>26232731
Bro no its NOT OVER NO, ITS NOT, YOU CANT SAY THAT.

BRO THEY FOUND A NEW STRAIN IN SOUTH AFRICA BRO, TEUST ME, JUST READ THE ARTICLE ON NEW QORK TIMES. IM NOT KIDDING, THE VACCINE DOESNT PROTECT AGAINST THIS ONE. BRO CASES ARE RISING, IRELAND IS FUCKED. IT WILL BE HERE IN A MONTH, PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

>> No.26232988

>RK has 2000 viewers
Has this trade become too popular?

>> No.26232998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6O67uLJfcQ

SU

>> No.26233016

Reminder that Qoomers are to be gouged, scalped, grifted, and scammed but NEVER listened to. Everyone dogpiling into this this thesis including orange man.
>>26232638
Is this the britbong midwit play like oil was for Boomers?

>> No.26233019

>>26232816
>"this kids a retard"

>> No.26233026

>>26232252
VTI till you know what you're doing

>> No.26233039

>>26232836
why isn't Suncor following crude oil closely?
Crude oil is pumping hard

>> No.26233047

>>26232900
No problem. The fund I worked at only traded indices so it wasn't a big issue for me, but if I had bought something like a SPY put when I was there there's a real chance the SEC could get involved

>> No.26233103

Do spreads protects against sudden implied volatility

>> No.26233114

>>26233019
fo real i bought GME on the Canadian side of my TFSA back in September since I FOMO'd with my maple dollars immediatey, I had to request a manual transfer to move it over to my USD side

someone out there was wondering why the fuck the TFSA was 100% GME (and -20% down because it was right after Q2). I wonder what they think now lol

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>>26232848
Roku is fucking blockbuster. Every year smart TVs get cheaper. What the fuck is rokus plan for that? Put everything in their app? I use roku in my house and never once opened their tranny app.

>> No.26233122
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26233122

>BFT
>SOXL
>UTZ

IM OUT BROS
IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO THE MOON WITH YOU

>>26230891
Friday? Was that when I bought all these Chinese tech companies? Just dumped a bunch though.

>> No.26233127

>>26233039
its follows crude but its oil sands so it doesnt pump as hard cause it costs more to get out of the ground, suncor is profitable at $30 oil so dont worry either way

buy and hold suncor

>> No.26233128

>>26232917
Based?
Have gf trade stocks?

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>>26232638
>GOOD NEWS BUY ROLLS ROYCE
The CEO of RYCEY has to shill his stock on /smg/ now.

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>>26231457
/leanhogs/bros...

>> No.26233177
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PLTRbros, what’s going to happen when insiders become allowed to sell their shares? Will we see a big dip?

>> No.26233196

>>26233177
when does that happen

>> No.26233217
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26233217

Here is another penny shit stock. But this one is actually more legit than most penny stocks. It makes camera that track people or robots or something. I bought at .04 and sold at .035 because I'm retarded but whatever

>> No.26233246

>>26231457
FUCK
I FORGOT I DIDNT HAVE TO SELL STOCKS IF I JUST BOUGHT HEDGES

>> No.26233264
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>>26233196
I don’t remember the exact day. I think it’s sometime in February.

>> No.26233280

EHang has done better and will make you more money than any stock shilled here...

>> No.26233281

>>26231457
>live cattle
BULLISH

>> No.26233314

>>26231341
This image made me like Biden even more. What does that say about me?

>> No.26233320

Why the fuck did CCIV go up 7% AH? J's???

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>>26233127
I bought 10x calls for US$15 strike expiring 2023 in the morning at 6.00

yes that volume today was almost all me
tell me i didn't fuck up lol

>> No.26233347

>>26231825
CLF calls

>> No.26233351

>>26233320

Merger was confirmed

>> No.26233362

>>26233177
>what’s going to happen when insiders become allowed to sell their shares?
Lockout period was December 31st you mong.

>> No.26233370

I hate being balls deep in KBNT and EBON

>> No.26233395
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SELL SIGNAL IS HERE. SELL NAK. IT'S OVER.

>> No.26233408

>>26233351
How ???

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>>26231433
>>26231352

It will. Once good news catalyst comes out. This is a long hold for me I bought in at .17 avg. You must have bought at the top last Friday.

>> No.26233411

>>26233332
will be good money for you

>> No.26233415

>>26233351
No way

>> No.26233430

>>26233217
>sold at .035 because I'm retarded but whatever
Dude you're fucking retarded for even buying this kind of shit in the first place

>> No.26233439

>>26233409
does that guy have type 1 diabetes or something and not getting treatment??

>> No.26233446

>>26233408
>>26233415

Lel tricked faggots

>> No.26233468

>tfw lost to inflation today by 0.25%
So close, 3% is a very difficult target

>> No.26233486

>>26233395
I joined in on the filing lol.

>> No.26233514

>>26233395
>NAK BULLRUN CANCELLED

>> No.26233524

>>26233468
>3% inflation per day
lol

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>>26233430
Bro it was a gamble. This is my real meme portfolio.

>> No.26233539
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26233539

Reminder that DD is for redditors and if someone posts an amusing image with a ticker and no context you should buy

>> No.26233564

>>26232256
Lol

>> No.26233571
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>> No.26233579
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26233579

>>26233539
Based.
Fuck basketball americans.

>> No.26233581

>>26231741
If your good at biology look at ARKG that is their genomic etf also gene editing is the future and the major players have less than 15 billion market cap so you are getting these stocks on the ground floor before they take off

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>>26233539
Buy this bro, its going to .10

>> No.26233599

>>26233539

BASED

>> No.26233603

>>26233468
It's going to be so much harder when the Joe-Camel administration makes it 6% a day.

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>>26233585
All in

>> No.26233625

>>26233581
Arkg will be comfy for the inevitable covid 20, 21, 22,23 etc

>> No.26233638

>>26233524
Sounds like something someone who didn’t beat 55,000% annual inflation would tell themselves

>> No.26233642

>>26233603
>tfw inflation hits 12% after kamala takes over
HOW THE FUCK CAN I HIT 12% A DAY?

>> No.26233643

>>26233539
undeniably based

>> No.26233645

>>26233524
>>26233603
I honestly don't know how I'll even get close when inflation gets worse

>> No.26233677

>>26231007
WHY DID I SELL AT 1.40 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UPPPPPPPP

>> No.26233685
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26233685

>>26233439

Worse. Type 4 diabetes.

>> No.26233758

>>26233621
Based

>> No.26233759

>TRUMP HAS DISCUSSED WITH AIDES STARTING A NEW PARTY, DJ SAYS
Republican party about to get split in half, democrats will win everything from now on boys. Load up on the longs

>> No.26233791

>>26233759
Guess I’m buying more ICLN

>> No.26233794

baked
>>26233780
>>26233780
>>26233780

>> No.26233833

>>26233685
Damn. Know someone at my work with bad diabetes, he's 45 and got covid. They are saying he's probably going to die. I hope not but they keep saying it isn't looking good at the hospital.

>> No.26233837

>>26232490
If you're betting on normalfags pumping something you should check to see if it's available on their favorite broker.

>> No.26233852

>>26232287
Beaner here
Gme, Cemex and clf are my main holdings

>> No.26233951

>>26231487
Jesus in the temple

>> No.26233977

>>26232637
yes bro. dont worry were here

>> No.26234320

>>26232439
Student debt is 2 trillion dollars

>> No.26234339

>>26231263
So sell the news?

>> No.26234579

>>26232563
Im still holding. Where gonna make it bro

>> No.26234599

>>26232287

Nestle and Conde Nast. Duh...