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26213976 No.26213976 [Reply] [Original]

>It says here that you're... "All in" on cryptocurrencies..

>> No.26214074

Sorry, I must be in the wrong place. The offer I received said I was to be hired at the based department.

>> No.26214080

actually sir it's just Rubic, and I'll need you to vacate my new desk

>> No.26214091
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>>26213976
Yes

>> No.26214156
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26214156

>100 percent of your portfolio is speculative investments???

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Incorrect. I'm all in your mom.

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>>26213976
Yes.

>> No.26214255
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>Look at this guy's portfolio. He wants us to do taxes on... What even is this crap. "Link?" What company is that? He's down 75 percent this year.

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>>26214156
LINK IS A CERTAIN INVESTMENT YOU DUMB FUCKING BOOMER

>> No.26214331

>>26213976
I put 2% of my net worth in to Link and now it is 60%.

>> No.26214372
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>$70,000 in shitcoins??? Anon, holding BTC and ETH would be a much better long term investment.

>> No.26214548
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>Hey Dave, so my wife and I are trying to buy a home in Texas. I’ve been DCAing into Bitcoin for about six years and it makes up about 90% of my portfolio. Recently I tried to withdraw into USD, but the Bitcoin website wouldn’t let me? I literally *cannot* cash out. What should I do?

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>>26214255
DOWN 75 PERCENT??? IT'S AT ATH WTF ARE YOU GUYS EVEN FINANCIAL ADVISORS? CANT EVEN READ CHARTS JESUS FUCKING WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED??? HELP HELP!!!

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>Okay, let's see what we have here.
>It says you have made.... 3 million dollars from "Crypto currency?"
>I don't know about this. Isn't that illegal? Could you please step out of my office. We don't do money laundering here. Goodbye. Yes. Goodbye.

>> No.26214620

Yes that is right, because i have low amount of capital i went all in on promising low mcap project hoping for the best

>> No.26214648
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>Karen, Michael, check this out: it says here this year he is filing tax deductible for George Floyd Token, Hotdog.finance and Luigi coin, he is down 98 percent!

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>>26214596
I know where you fucking live bitch I'll rape your house and eat your family so you better fucking reconsider

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>So, how did you meet my daughter again?
>At the.... "Super smash brothers Maylay tournament." Right, and, uh, what was it that you say you do for a living?

>> No.26214775

>>26214737
All in your daughter sir

>> No.26214874

>>26213976
Yes sir it does and you have my word on that.

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So, anon, it's so great to finally meet you. We hear you're quite the stock market player! Do you have any tips?

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>>26214942
>Just wait for thos paje... uh... foreign pump and dumps and uh... try to uh... dump before they do uh... you know... like uh... take profit while you... can. Y-yeah.

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>>26214942
ALL IN ON RSR 5 CENTS EOD FUCK NIGGERS, TRANNIES AND JANNIES

>> No.26215097

>>26214942
>B-b-buy high sell low haha...

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>>26214942
Tips or gtfo, huh?

>> No.26215180

>>26214942
>flannel shirt
>hoverhand on wife due to autism, gay, or both
>undercover stinkmarine smugly looking at anon dumb enough to reveal he's in crypto

>> No.26215213

>>26214648
Kek.