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Save your zerpees to a thumb drive and then stick the thumb drive up your ass. Then get the marcadabees. This will allow you to scan your hand and use your moon zerpees to purchase horny citadels from which to contact lucifer about his plans to replenish your bloodline to help you fight the jews while becoming the jews but also not being jews by siding with the jews. Once you do that, the 10th mountain division will arrive at your doorstop and give you your flare. Immediately turn around and present for the soldier, thank him for his service, and then he will shove the flare up your ass and into your thumbdrive. Now you can steak your zeerpees for more zeerpees which you can use to save your gate bros from the femur camps they're being held in by clockwork mushroom qoomers. Make sure that you're comfy. Then after freeing your gatebros rest, because your bags are heavy and you might not be able to do it anymore bro. If its too heavy just raise your tinfoil covered cell phone in the air three times and yell poompa, poompa, pooma. This will cause a UHNWI to appear and teach you how to use your vibrations to install a pair of joysticks with which to drive your moon lambo. Make sure to check twitter for any bear reports. If the cartoons on twitter are facing to the right, that means that trump secretly won xrps are not jewish. If they cartoon is facing the left, then it's too late you should have left the US months ago and you're going to have to try and escape through unregulated security. It will be guarded by Gary Gensler, who is appointed by Biden to lead pink wojacks against the lolnogains.20cent stablecoins. If this happens you must immediately post your nose which will allow you to fit through the chain links and buy xlm which just flipped carbanaro using polkadot grafs. If you do all this and do it in the right order, but only on the masonic chinese new year, but not the julian new year, because that's midwit bait, you'll know when moon. Be safe, anon