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26183064 No.26183064 [Reply] [Original]

So ever since I got into investing, about 2 months ago, I noticed that every time I see my portfolio go up my dick gets hard. It’s uncontrollable. Please tell me I’m not the only one like this? I’ve literally had to stop checking my portfolio in public in case it’s gone up and I get a raging boner. I swear this shit makes me harder than women. Should I see a medical professional about this?

>> No.26183432

Bump ffs just went up 3% and I’m typing this with a boner

>> No.26183507

>>26183064
something something rookie numbers. how old are you

>> No.26183538

>>26183064
Invest in XRP, it'll sort out your problem.

>> No.26183575

>>26183538
That's a good way to get ED

>> No.26183697

>>26183507
19

>> No.26183844

>>26183064
This happened to me when my Rubics mooned yesterday. I had the hardest fucking boner.