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I accidentally logged into Binance without my VPN on. US citizen. How do I rescue my funds? Serious answers.

>> No.26168956

>>26168922
>US citizen
who cares you would have lost it all on taxes anyway

>> No.26168984

>>26168922
Lmfao it's over

>> No.26168985
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26168985

>>26168922
You've been ZAPPED motherfucker

>> No.26169022
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26169022

>>26168922
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
AT THE LOCAL WAL-MART

>> No.26169028
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26169028

>>26168922
Tax evasion is a sin.

>> No.26169032

No guys cmon, there has to be a way.

>> No.26169074

>>26168956
Based

>> No.26169091

>>26169032
serious answer? start sucking dicks for cash and start over. you are fucked

>> No.26169096

>>26169032
you are going to hell

>> No.26169173

why are americans banned from binance? what did I miss after 2017?

>> No.26169191

Jesus Christ, am I going to have to find someone who lives in another country to undergo KYC for me to rescue my $700.

>> No.26169206

>>26168922

Mte I've been slipping the missus the rodger since you were swimming around your fathers knackers. Don't tell me about serious answers.

>> No.26169208
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26169208

>>26168922
its over

>> No.26169218

>>26169173
American government is way too jewish so they had to create a seperate site for US citizens

>> No.26169247

>>26168922
contact support and say that you were checking on your funds while taking airfare here and hope for the best

>> No.26169253

>>26169028
No it's not.

>> No.26169257

>>26169191

U OK HUN?

>inbox me

>> No.26169266

>>26169191
dont you get a few days to move your funds?

>> No.26169272

>>26168922
sell everything immediately before they liquidate. get your money and start over

>> No.26169291

>>26169272
IT WONT LET ME

>> No.26169352

>>26168922
They probably won't even notice. Either way withdraw your funds now. Buy gold and hide it. Make a new account with a new VPN identity.

Idk if you need to destroy your computer, if they come for you it may be evidence right?

>> No.26169389

>>26169291
kekekeke, u fuk

>> No.26169398

What is the alternative for Binance on US?

>> No.26169413

>>26169291
OH NONONONO
>how much

>> No.26169439

Sign out and use a VPN? Retard?

>> No.26169457
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26169457

>>26169218
And why don't you use the US site?

>> No.26169668

>>26169457
i'm not op but i'm pretty sure they host different coins?

>> No.26169698
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26169698

Ok boys I think I’m good, hope it goes through

>> No.26169755

>>26169191
KNEEPAD TIMES

>> No.26169785

JUST'D

>> No.26169841

>>26168922
Nice larp, it gives you like 2-3 weeks to move all funds and even then it says if you fail to do so you can just reach out to them for help. Same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago

>> No.26169852

i used it for a couple weeks in december on my acct from 2018 before they gave me a warning that they'd freeze me in 14 days. you should be fine.

>> No.26169901
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26169901

YES HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU FUCKING CHINK BUGS

>> No.26169927

>>26169457
coinbase has like 40 token, and is the only fucking exchange you can use in NY

>> No.26169977

>>26168922
Too late, do you have any rope handy?

>> No.26170091

>>26169398
???

>> No.26170163

Tell them you used US VPN for a moment to browse Netflix.

>> No.26170321

>>26170163
>ASN: AT&T Telecom
>sheeit nigga we wuz vpn n sheit

>> No.26170356

>>26169191
>$700
Fundus are insignificantu

>> No.26170446

>>26170356
>19 y/o
Fundus are significantu

>> No.26170476

>>26169927
>NY
You deserve your suffering desu

>> No.26170553

>>26170446
based just out of highschool chad
fuck chinks and live long desu wgmi

>> No.26170599

>>26169927
same in WA state
feelsbadman

>> No.26170624

>>26170356
I think that was supposed to be the punchline anon.
Not sure why he kept posting

>> No.26170671

>>26169927
can't buy half of them anyway
wanted to get some grt and it's not sold for new yorkers lmao
fucking piece of shit state

>> No.26170698

Oh shit, wait. I think I used Binance-Peg to send the LINK to CoinBase wallet because it wouldn’t let me use the other option. Am I fucked? It’s showing up on Etherscan as Binance-Peg Chainlink token ...

>> No.26170799

Ahh the land of the free.

You can't use loads of things everyone else in the world can, you can't walk across the street of your own free will, you can't move abroad without continuing to pay US taxes, but at least you are free.

>> No.26170890

>>26169927
what about gemini?

>> No.26170933
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26170933

>>26168922
>Muh freedom
Kek Americucks

>> No.26170936

>>26170356
Kek

>> No.26171163

>>26170933

Apart from being able to buy guns it seems like burgers are more restricted in pretty much every aspect of life compared to so many other countries.

Sorry, I forgot about the lack of universal healthcare and the freedom to spend shitloads on health insurance with the risk of still being made bankrupt from medical bills despite it. Give that one a freedom bonus point.

>> No.26171939

>>26171163
Don't forget non-existent public transport, and needing to drive at least 2h every day to get anywhere you want to go

>> No.26171959

>>26168922
What’s the best app for crypto?