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>wake up from bed at 6:47 am at the sound of a Microsoft teams ping
>turn on laptop
>next thing I know it’s already 7 pm
>realize I didn’t shower, brush teeth, have breakfast or lunch
>about to sign off - but then senior manager wants reports done yesterday
>tell her I need a break ive been working since 6 am
>NO YOU MAKE REPORT NOW OR NO RAISE FOR YOU
Work from home was a mistake

>> No.26145733

>Wake up
>Roll over and clock in
>Go make breakfast and coffee
>Browse /biz/ for an hour
>Take a shit and shower
>Open emails
>Daily catch up call
>Browse /biz/ a few more hours
>Eat late lunch
>Finish 1 hr early
>Go back to browsing /biz/
Work from home was a blessing

>> No.26145769

>>26145660
i think most people are starting to hate working from home, i know someone that regularly does 16 hour days just to get through the sheer workload. it doesnt help that most places have fired half the workforce, so the remaining people have to work twice as hard

>> No.26145805

>mobile phone service is down
>cant log in on my VDI or Teams due to sms-verification
>my manager is handling it but it's been two hours now

feels good

>> No.26145851

>>26145769
I live in NYC and have been working from home for the last 7 months. The only time I go outside is for alcohol, cigarettes, and deliveries.
All of my autism reducing progress has been nullified and I'm a virgin again.

>> No.26145903

>>26145660
>Need PM to grant me access to documents on server.
> Does not reply until next day

One day paid vacation

>> No.26145933

>company fires half of staff, basically doubling workload for everyone left
>company reduces working hours by giving every second friday off for everyone left without reducing salaries
>company introduces trust based working hours, so no clocking and no overtime accounts
thx for nothing yo

>> No.26145941

>>26145733
This is what it's for me too. These retards are literally paying me to catch for the next moons all day

>> No.26146120

>wake up
>work out an hour, cook healthy food, shower
>watch youtube
>girlfriend taking an uber here tomorrow to suck my dick
Cope wagies

>> No.26146153

>>26145660
>tfw just a 10x away from this hell

>> No.26146288

>>26145851
ive been a wfh fag for 8 years
the minute I decided to work in an office again to be more social and shit, corona happened
I guess Ill be sitting alone in my apartment for the rest of my life

>> No.26146783

>>26145769
this is what they did during the Great Recession or whatever around 2008. Company I was working for was not affected at all. Yet they just used the hard times as an excuse to make the workforce leaner and give add the responsibilities to someone else.

>> No.26146817

>>26145660
anon needs to use his brain for wellbeing instead of maximizing efficiency for these corporate niggers

>> No.26146901

Been working from home for 4 years. Rarely see the sun or other people. I work 7am till 10 or 11 most days, sometimes to 2am. Its hell. But I make a shit ton of money so I don't know. My wife says I should do less or I will die but I dont really care. Just want more to load into speculative gambling pajeet coins that I'll almost certainly get rugpulled on and do the same again next month.

>> No.26146979

>>26146901
Based

>> No.26147045
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26147045

>>26145660
>Wake up
>Go back to sleep

>> No.26147062

>>26146120
>>girlfriend
Nice try.

>> No.26147076

>>26147045
Based

>> No.26147101

>>26147045
Love the new blanket

>> No.26147278

>>26146901
based DIY wagie

>> No.26147628

>>26145660
>11pm
>wake up
>go to the kitchen
>mom made coffee before she went to work
>pour me a cup, cold because too lazy to heat it again
>go back to my room upstairs
>open /biz/ and greentext in a wagie thread while sipping cold coffee and vaping
>high iq and masters in CS
>already spent 2 years wagecucking in 2018 and 2019 and bought 100k linkies
>comfy now already made it and waiting to make it more
Damn it feels good to be a neet

>> No.26147823

Jesus Christ autists just open your fucking mouth and say you can do X amount of work in Y amount of time, so either more employees are needed or smaller workloads or delayed deadlines.
And if that gets you fired or whatever then look for a new job because you're obviously in a toxic environment where you ARE a true wage slave.

Comfy well paid government employee here

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26148222

Good morning faggots its 12, finally time to roll out of bed.

>> No.26148607

>>26145660
>>NO YOU MAKE REPORT NOW OR NO RAISE FOR YOU
It was a trap. No raise for you whatsoever. Did you expect to be paid more, slave?

>> No.26149131

>>26148607
This. Covid has given the golden egg to every company on the planet for the next 5 years including last year.
>Oh we're so sorry anon but due to covid and the hard times we can't afford to give you a 1% pay rise this year. No, productivity is still up and so are profits. But we* all need to make sacrifices for the company.
* means (You) not us

>> No.26149176

>>26147628
congrats you're truly blessed :)

>> No.26149239

>>26149131
Oh and let's not forget about the new minimum wage. Which means those people on shitty entry level jobs are worth almost as much as your 5~10+ years of experience. Have fun in this brave new world wagies.

>> No.26149270

>>26149131
This. I work at big 4 and they've done this even though they have remained very profitable. That's why they don't care about stealing time working from home. Fuck em and fuck the greedy boomer partners too.

>> No.26149285

>>26146120
> female hooman

k lmao

>> No.26149505

>>26149270
Hopefully we get to see it all crash down upon them. But I guess just like in 2008 they'll all be cushioned from the fall whilst the rest of us suffer for it.

>> No.26149609

>>26145660
Doing it wrong. Go to upwork.Com, get a ukrainian python nigga to shadow your work and get him to write scripts for everything you do. INCLUDING auto email replies with the shit people asked you for. It will cost you 3k max. DO NOT TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE DONE THIS AT YOUR JOB.

>> No.26149658

Everyday I feel angry knowing I didn't buy enough bitcoin early. Can you imagine never needing to work again?

Actually I feel angry buying shitcoins instead of eth last year. The literal safest option would get me 5x. If I went all in I would be 80% near retirement.

It feels so unreal knowing I could be free. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26149701

>>26149658
There are still opportunities

>> No.26149748

>>26149701
These were two of the easiest options in crypto compared to finding a unique 50x shitcoin and I fucked both up.

>> No.26149877
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26149877

>Europe
>wake up at 10am
>smol gf does asmr to me and makes me coom
>turn on laptop and sign in
>immediately go away
>lifting, jogging
>come back
>no one noticed
>sign off

I fucking love my job

>> No.26149892

I've got no skills but want to find a wfh job that I can just outsource, any tips anons?

>> No.26149919

>>26149877
She's not your gf

>> No.26149974

>>26145733
>>26145941
Literally this, lol.
I'll do maybe 2h of work a day.

>> No.26150017

>>26146288
what do you do

>> No.26150204
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26150204

>>26147045
>Wake up
>Drink coffee
>Go back to sleep anyway

>> No.26150302

I unironically wake up, move the mouse every now and then, check group mailbox (nothing or slow as fuck due to new year). Lie in bed.

>> No.26150568

>>26149919
He forgot his meds

>> No.26151351

>>26147628
Damn you made it just perfect

>> No.26151459
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>had a skype meeting
>thought i turned it off after it was over
>i left it on
>started jerking off to hentai
>got an email on outlook from my friend that said "bro. skype"
>the next meeting had started and everyone saw me jerking off for at least 2 minutes
I immediately turned off my computer and work phone and haven't turned it on since. This was last Friday and today's monday and I still haven't turned my stuff back on. wtf do i do?

>> No.26151683

>>26151459
lmao

>> No.26151705

>>26151459
Did they hear the hentai?

>> No.26151714

>>26151459
Ask HR for a transfer.

>> No.26151716

>>26151459
Turn it on, keep us informed.

>> No.26151739

>>26151459
KYS, only option

>> No.26151773

>>26151459
>skype
>in the year of our lord 2021
Nice LARP

>> No.26151791
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26151791

>>26145660
>looking at job listings
>find one that might be good
>decent enough pay
>scroll to end of listing
>female or indigenous applications only

>> No.26151935

>>26147045
I act real shallow but I'm in too deep

>> No.26153009

>>26149877
I thought I'm the only one who likes asmr

>> No.26153234

>>26149270
>public accounting
Dont be a cuck just leave. You have no idea how comfy wfh in industry is