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26135998 No.26135998 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>have many sin debts
>would have had to pay for them in hell for all eternity
>tfw Jesus Christ paid for them all for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSxegwiYLEQ

>> No.26136150

why didn't jesus just use the eagles to get into hogwarts?

>> No.26136215

>>26135998
Best thread on /biz/ right now. I wish there were more threads like this
/biz/ is full of crap

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26136246

>>26135998
>Protestant
Sorry anon, you are headed directly here

>> No.26136292

>>26135998
True and based

>> No.26136297

>>26136150
>why didn't jesus just use the eagles to get into hogwarts?

Didn't read the book. Kys faggot.

>> No.26136407

>>26136297
I did read it, I liked the part where she burns down the city.

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>be me
>born part of the Chosen Race, a human compared to the gentile cattle
>G-d literally designed me to rule over the goy slaves
>I can do whatever I want to goyim and it isn't a sin because they're not human
Slaughter the goyim, drink their blood.