/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.26115094]

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.26115165]

>>26115094
wagie better be in cagey

[Anonymous No.26115225]

>>26115094
i have been doing nothing since march and i still got my job i guess my company is just too greedy to invest in such software i do my stuff but instead of doing it in 8 hours i'm doing it in 3.

[Anonymous No.26115230]

>>26115094
kek even police arent allowed to use their bodycams inside houses in my country but in burgerland your employer can literally do what he wants

[Anonymous No.26115324]

>>26115230
I can't wait for land of the """free""" to collapse, it's gonna be hilarious to watch

[Anonymous No.26115338]

>makes your 1984 program useless

[Anonymous No.26115365]

Imagine unironically being a wagie and not a cryptoNEET in 2021

[Anonymous No.26115368]

kek

[Anonymous No.26115427]

coming to your job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUgKkBhZl9c

[Anonymous No.26115429]

>>26115338
>*fires you for violating company policy*
>>26115365
You are literally a parasite

[Anonymous No.26115437]

>>26115225
I see nothing wrong in this
but greedy bosses would say they pay you for hours instead of work done if they knew except that they are happy now with the amount of work you have done
good thing i don’t have to work cuck anymore

[Anonymous No.26115449]

This is why I'm bullish on pltr

[Anonymous No.26115452]

>>26115094
>male employers now have an endless supply of jerk off material from your gf/wife/daughter
You just KNOW that at least 50% of guys who use that service jerk off to their female employees. You just KNOW they’ve already done that on live ZOOM calls. You just KNOW some of them convinced lone female employees to stay behind in a call to help them jerk off. How do I not get these thoughts when I get a gf?

[Anonymous No.26115461]

>>26115338
You learn a concept pretty quickly when dealing with surveillance and interrogation, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Putting that over your camera makes you very loudly squeak, we could say.

Its the same thing as 8 men get arrested, 7 give bullshit stories, 8th man wont talk at all. 8th man is going to be the one getting charlihorses until his leg gets blood clots and he dies.

[Anonymous No.26115502]

>>26115338
This. Oh no, my computer doesn't have a webcam but you know I get the work done, how could I fake work? Plus I heard Donald Trump has a network of Russian hackers and they can spy on my and use my facial recognition, I just don't trust them. I'm barely pulling through, I can't save enough to get a new computer, could the company get one for me like you have at work? Etc

[Anonymous No.26115511]

>>26115230
9/11 was used to convince the populace to trade privacy for "safety". The next target was freedom of thought. Then it was freedom of speech. Then it was freedom of movement. Then it was freedom of choice. Next on the list is freedom of self-defense.

[Anonymous No.26115512]

>>26115324
won't have to wait too long

[Anonymous No.26115657]

>>26115511
>Next on the list is freedom of self-defense.
poor kyle :(

[Anonymous No.26115699]

>>26115338
This

[Anonymous No.26115710]

>>26115338
does anyone else think the finger looks strange?

[Anonymous No.26115718]

>>26115461
grease is good in this analogy. i think you mean "the nail that stands up gets hammered down"

[Anonymous No.26115771]

>>26115094
Kek. been working at home since march. I do about 10 minutes of real work a day. It's fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.26115790]

>>26115718
By squeaky I dont mean the noise youre making, I mean by being the hardass you are the wheel that is squeaking, that is broken, that isnt doing its job aka spilling the beans. People who refuse to talk at all are clearly hiding something from the interrogators perspective, often are the leader, are more committed and prepared to suffer etc. They go for the hard guy and try to break him with harsh measures they wouldnt use on the others.

[Anonymous No.26115799]

>>26115365
Imagine being a wagie earning less than 6 figures

[Anonymous No.26115830]

>>26115094
based, is there a stock for this wage surveillance tool?

[Anonymous No.26115837]

I have to be in an all day zoom meeting where our supervisor watches us. You can mute but you can't turn your camera off

[Anonymous No.26115855]

Pull a DSP and accidentally let it film you having a wank after hours (but don't browse porn on work laptop).

[Anonymous No.26115860]

>>26115437
>but greedy bosses would say they pay you for hours instead of work done
Oh no don’t pay me to shit post 8 hours a day, which is what I’d be doing at home anyways

[Anonymous No.26115866]

>>26115657
Kyle is fine.

[Anonymous No.26115893]

>>26115461
your second example doesnt make sense. if you are a valuable worker then you can disobey company policies like this one. i blocked my boss when she texted me too much after work.
>anon, why didn’t you respond to my messages last night
>oh, because i blocked you. im off the clock then.
the look on her face was priceless

[Anonymous No.26115922]

Just play vidya on your personal laptop. I trade and code side projects at work. Still hit my deadlines.

[Anonymous No.26115989]

>>26115837
The fact that you haven't quit makes you a complete faggot bitch that gets used

[Anonymous No.26115997]

>>26115790
the analogy "squeaky wheel gets the grease" means "people who loudly complain will get what they want". the analogy i gave you about hammering nails is better.

[Anonymous No.26116000]

>>26115429
>You are literally a parasite
better than being a slave

[Anonymous No.26116010]

>>26115866
no he's not. the mental anguish this poor kid is going through must be insane. he tries to be the best person he can be, gets put in a situation in which he has to kill people to survive and then he gets treated like a murderer and put in jail. him being out on bail only just recently doesn't change anything about that. it hardly makes it any better. he's probably gonna be scarred for life if not imprisoned.

[Anonymous No.26116022]

>>26115094
>Record a 15 minute video of you sitting at your desk
>Don't do anything retarded so the video can loop seamlessly
>Play on loop through ManyCam or OBS or whatever people use now a days

[Anonymous No.26116041]

>>26115094
lmfaooooo imagine being this much of a wage slave holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.26116115]

>>26115893
>I am the boss now

[Anonymous No.26116127]

>>26115997
It doesnt always imply get what they want. It means the loud dysfunctional wheel gets the thing that stops it from squeaking. Maybe that grease gets poured down your throat like that one movie with the chinks in the garage.

[Anonymous No.26116129]

>>26115837

[Anonymous No.26116139]

>>26115511
I can only imagine how funny that will be

>govt confiscates all guns
>thugs still have illegal guns
>they invade your home and steal your shit
>cops dont give a shit about it
>you get an illegal gun aswell to protect your home
>thugs come back for round two
>shoot one of them
>go to high security prison for possesion of an illegal firearm and murder
>everybody claps

[EthereumCooler No.26116155]

Install a virtual camera and play a slideshow of pictures through it.

[Anonymous No.26116167]

>>26115429
>You are literally a parasite
cuck

[Anonymous No.26116189]

>>26115225
Everyone knows most people burn 3/4 of the day fucking around in an office. It's an open secret.

[Anonymous No.26116213]

>>26116127
>>26115997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Z9PSroAUM
Heres your grease, sir. Exactly what you asked for.

[Anonymous No.26116392]

>>26115893
she wants to fuck and you blocked her kek

[Anonymous No.26116393]

>>26116000
checked

[EthereumCooler No.26116497]

>>26115429
>You are literally a parasite
Back to /pol/ with you boomer cannon fodder

[Anonymous No.26116680]

>>26115094
If the only way for the employer/supervisor to see if their employees have done any work is to spy their webcams, then what the fuck is the job like?

[NewFriendsGame - Lanka No.26116917]

>>26116139
It's funny, because that's what exactly happens in my shithole country.

[Anonymous No.26117092]

>>26116139
>thugs still have illegal guns
This also means that the police is reluctant to use force on the thugs and much rather terrorizes the law-abiding population

[Anonymous No.26117142]

Good

Fuck those faggots

[Anonymous No.26117231]

>>26116139
You jest but a man was sentenced to death here for killing a robber with an unlicensed gun

[Anonymous No.26117283]

>>26115324
It already has.
Srs, go to South Korea, Mexico, South Africa, any developing country. Obviously they lack a lot of amenities but people just do wtf they want.

You don't need a license for anything except driving. In NATO countries, you need a license to be a hairdresser, fly a drone, own a gun, sometimes a TV.

Police don't stop you unless you're a foreigner who can bribe them or blatant breaking the law. Here, police will stop you if a taillight is out.

Governments in the west spy on you, abuse you, and take your money. Fight back ffs.

[Anonymous No.26117362]

My IT guy monitors everyone's activity remotely. I work in such a great and efficient company that they are looking out for my well-being and making sure I continue to stay productive!

[Anonymous No.26117552]

>>26115710
Paper fingers. This guy couldnt hold ambrosia through a 5% dip

[Anonymous No.26117616]

>>26115094
OH WAGGIIIIEEEEE
looks like you're behind on your blacked.com quota, we're sending company bulls over fuck your wife to help you meet the year end deadline

[Anonymous No.26117647]

>>26115094
We pay for this service when you can just setup quotas?

[LebAnon No.26117681]

use monero
protect your privacy

[Anonymous No.26117728]

>>26115094
>not prerecording one's self on loop and have that be played to the camera
ngmi

[Anonymous No.26117757]

>>26115094
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAGIE

[Anonymous No.26117758]

>>26115429
If i would be fired over this shit, good

[Anonymous No.26117815]

>>26115338
Unironically, working for yourself with ZERO plebniggerfaggotwagie employees to worry about, insure, pay... also short circuits whatever they are trying

[Anonymous No.26117862]

>>26115461
if you get arrested, you better stay quiet and not give out bullshit stories, regardless of whether or not you're guilty
a lawyer won't be able to help you much when they check your bullshit story and find evidence that you lied

[Anonymous No.26117888]

>>26115790
>>26116127
>>26116213
why do you talk like a boomer

[Anonymous No.26117889]

>>26115511
>this
why is this so difficult for normies to understand?

[Anonymous No.26117910]

>>26115094
"oh sorry Jennifer, it looks like my webcam isn't working"

[Anonymous No.26118014]

>>26115429
>*fires you for violating company policy*
Nope.

[Anonymous No.26118021]

meanwhile I wasnt allowed into home office ever and got fired for leaving early a few times.

[Anonymous No.26118034]

>>26115502
What destitute pajeet company do you work for that doesn't issue notebooks to their employees?

[Anonymous No.26118148]

>>26116139
literally what happened in the UK

[Anonymous No.26118188]

>>26115094

I'm glad this is still illegal in Germany.

[Anonymous No.26118323]

For daytime wanks, I turn my work laptop so that it faces a large grinning stuffed seal for this very reason. Keep sound on though.

[Anonymous No.26118409]

Insert back door into corporate network, spy on manager jerking off.
Hmm, no way this could ever go bad corporate overlords...

[Anonymous No.26118497]

>>26115230
you are free to quit in protest. which is what i would do. either that or stream midget porn.

[Anonymous No.26118523]

>>26118188
Ya still have to work so that Jamal can get his neetbuxx while he fucks your wife, Hans, i wouldn't call that a victory.

[Anonymous No.26118580]

>>26115429
>*fires you for violating company policy*
Not going to happen. I work in 3 different projects. Each one of those requires months of training. I'm doing my job anyway, so what I do it in 2 hours instead of 8? When working in office I was constantly bothered by coworkers anyway and I was less productive.

[Anonymous No.26118586]

>>26115094
>not just relaying a screen recording of you on loop sitting infront of your webcam

[Anonymous No.26118662]

>>26115837
I would quit in an instant or cover my camera to see what would be their argument.
> imagine thinking you can plant surveillence on my private property

[Anonymous No.26118725]

>>26118497
Fair point, you mean if its skilled work they can hire all the H1Bs they want but if they can't speak the local language properly etc then that companys just blown its foot off with a shotgun.

[Anonymous No.26118743]

>>26117888
Youre confusing boomers with people who have read more than the books they were given to report on in school, in their life.

[Anonymous No.26118746]

>>26118523
>/pol/tard fantasies
very strange

[Anonymous No.26118770]

>>26118662
Legally couldn't that count as a home invasion?

[Anonymous No.26118919]

>>26117862
If you get arrested by jo blow local police dick, yea, silence is key.

If you get interrogated by people who give zero fucks about the geneva convention, and our countries have those people in government if youre a bad enough goy - you should look into the concept of a grey man. Basil Borutski pulled it off for a while but then he dun goofd, probably about the first 20-30 mins are what it looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekJVbFONywQ

A gray man plays to sympathies, speaks softly, doesnt answer questions with actual answers and is passive but occasionally defensive. Its what the military trains people to do when theyre captured by foreign militaries.

[Anonymous No.26118930]

>>26115094
>record a 15 minute video of yourself working
>loop it seamlessly and feed it to a virtual webcam

[Anonymous No.26118966]

>>26118770
If they do that against their will they would get fucked up in the court. Proposing that you can record inside of my private property under threat is in its own sketchy

[Anonymous No.26118981]

>>26118743
And yet you're somehow still fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.26119097]

>>26118919
>>26117862
Oh and if you watch this, pay attention to the *multiple* times Basil shows the interrogator to be a liar. This whole video gets shown in court in Canada, he murdered several x girlfriends but his interrogation was off to as good of a start as it could be, making himself seem framed.

[Anonymous No.26119144]

>>26118981
Its very simple. Youre very simple. You dont understand whats going on, what others are talking about and so you get angry.

Youre not angry with me, youre angry with yourself. Try a brain transplant.

[Anonymous No.26119231]

>>26115324
where have you been my guy,this is live

[Anonymous No.26119264]

>sues company for invasion of privacy

[Anonymous No.26119337]

>>26119144
Np

[Anonymous No.26119376]

>>26119144
>>26118743
Not a boomer, but a midwit redditposting autist.

[Anonymous No.26119412]

>>26115511
Is corona virus going to be used to take more liberties away for the sake of security?

[Anonymous No.26119425]

>>26119264
Privacy?

What’s that ?

[Anonymous No.26120130]

>>26115461
imagine applying this game theory shit to just turning off your camera when you work from home. i think wanting privacy is a good enough excuse, you won't get sent to room 101 by Goldstein for turning off your camera

[Anonymous No.26120469]

>>26115429
Wagie you seem out of place here, have you lost your direction again after heavy drinking and falling on your face? Better get in shape for work tomorrow. Shekelstein wants you to be fresh like a cucumber.

[Anonymous No.26120507]

>>26119231
I am eurofag

[Anonymous No.26120528]

>>26116127
that saying usually means "those that complain get what they want"
you're talking about "the ones that stand out get treated differently"
i'm not sure which saying fits the best for that

[Anonymous No.26120625]

>>26115710
nail is too small

[Anonymous No.26120641]

>>26116139
So the us is finally turning into UK 2.0? should of just stayed in the first place.

[Anonymous No.26120652]

>black electrical tape over webcam
>remove kernel module for microphone
>tor browser
>vpn
>fully free software only, including self-hosted email server
>encrypted hard-drive
your move kikes

[Anonymous No.26120721]

>>26120652
lmfao what's the name of this pepe

[Anonymous No.26120733]

>>26120721
peepee

[Anonymous No.26120835]

>>26115338
based

[Anonymous No.26120898]

>>26119264
You lose your privacy rights if this directly affects the business and it's earnings.
It's fucked.
Only answer is to escape the wage cage

[Anonymous No.26121058]

>>26115429
>You are literally a parasite
Governemnts, banks, and major corporations have absolutely run rampant. We need more parasites to bleed this diseased beast dry.

[Anonymous No.26121392]

>>26121058
become a NEET anon
help starve the beast

[Anonymous No.26121483]

>>26121392
I am.

[LebAnon No.26121593]

>>26115365
I wish

[Anonymous No.26121620]

ATE THERE 1984 WAGIE SURVEILLANCE STOCKS???? PLEASE ANSWER I WILL GO ALL IN

[LebAnon No.26121645]

>>26116000
checked
wish I could
HODL bros

[Anonymous No.26121648]

>>26115094
this is dystopian

[Anonymous No.26121895]

>>26121645
heya LebAnon, any updates from the home country?
are things better or worse now?

[Anonymous No.26122151]

>>26121483
based
same here
i hope we make it

[Anonymous No.26122229]

>>26115094
imagine working ON your laptop and not using external peripherals wtf?

[Anonymous No.26122323]

>>26115771
same, I will miss these days once we are allowed back into our physical cages

[Anonymous No.26122416]

>>26121620
PLTR probably

[Anonymous No.26122602]

>>26115429
>You are literally a parasite
kek this triggered all the parasites on /biz/

[Anonymous No.26122722]

>>26115502
I lose my webcam in a boating accident sorry boss

[Anonymous No.26122838]

>>26122416
Damn missed the pump. What would be a good entry?

[LebAnon No.26122907]

>>26121895
based thanks for asking brother
there might be huge funding from the world bank but banks are trying to fuck it up as well
really means a lot for u to ask bro
stay safe and HODL

[Anonymous No.26122967]

>>26116139
thats when you start shooting cops too

[Anonymous No.26123048]

>>26119144
Anyone who thinks reading a book makes them a mega genius will never make it in a billion years

You're just mindlessly consuming media like every other normie drone

[Anonymous No.26123122]

>>26115429
Best part is all my neetbux went into chain in 2017 and I won't have to work a day in my life. I also live in portugal, which has no crypto tax at all.

[Anonymous No.26123184]

>>26115452
you'll never have a gf you loser

[Anonymous No.26123253]

>>26120652
>tor browser
tor is compromised btw anon. Although im not as worried about the spooks lately. Seems to be corporations who have a monopoly on raping people.

[Anonymous No.26123299]

>>26122838
>What would be a good entry?
Anytimes a good entry when you can expect 4 years of surveillance at the minimum. Probably for the rest of your life actually. Companies and govs now realize they can get away with anything.

[Anonymous No.26123311]

>>26115094
Day of the camera is coming for you wfh wagies doing absolutely nothing. Know your place.

[Anonymous No.26123416]

Jokes on them...my camera is not facing me unless I go to a zoom meeting. The rest of the time, the lens is facing down my deak table.

[Anonymous No.26123455]

>>26115094
>company makes a photo every 5min
>let your kid run naked thru the room
>they take picuters of your naked child
>its literally cp
>sue them for millions

[Anonymous No.26123577]

>>26115837
>hasn’t quit
People like you are why this is happening

[Anonymous No.26123621]

>>26115710
It's actually a toe.

[Anonymous No.26123684]

>>26119264
>company wins because meme virus

[Anonymous No.26123687]

>>26115429
>You are literally a parasite
Haven't worked a single day in my life. Net worth is 7 figures, spread across crypto, PMs and real estate.
Come at me.

[Anonymous No.26123728]

>>26116139
https://www.chroniclesmagazine.org/anarcho-tyranny-u-s-a-5/
Thanks obama

[Anonymous No.26123764]

>>26115837
You poor soul, there are better jobs out there

[Sage No.26123994]

>>26123253
>tor is compromised btw anon
not really. it will cost them so much to find out what you are doing through tor browser that it is still seen as a viable option for anonymous browsing

[Anonymous No.26124065]

>>26115989
>>26116129
>>26118662
>>26123577
>>26123764
I should have mentioned it's not so much of a job, it's not on zoom, and I am currently incarcerated

[Anonymous No.26124216]

>>26116000
checked and based

[Anonymous No.26124384]

>>26115429
Seething wage slave

[Anonymous No.26124563]

>>26116000
BASED

[Anonymous No.26124655]

>>26115710
all fingers are fucking wierd anon
honestly the human body is pretty gross

[Anonymous No.26124712]

>>26115094
STANI KULECHOV DETECTED

[Anonymous No.26125085]

>>26115094
illegal in eu

[Anonymous No.26125203]

>>26115429
>Nooooooooo goyim you can't just leave your cage you must remain perpetually in debt to Mr Shekelburg.

[Anonymous No.26125644]

>>26115461
>>26118919
Love people like this. A beautiful autistic drive to learn something interesting in detail for your own fantasies' sake.

[Anonymous No.26126289]

>>26119264
>he thinks he has rights

[Anonymous No.26126464]

This is why work from home will never be permanent. Employers/shareholders are too paranoid and greedy and they want to make sure their productive cattle are being milked to every last drop

[Anonymous No.26126564]

>>26122967
Based and true
Hopefully it doesn't come to that because it's basically suicide

[Anonymous No.26126802]

>>26116000
Jews are the alpha males who refuse to be slaves.

[Anonymous No.26126869]

>>26123687
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.26126957]

>>26116000

[Anonymous No.26127007]

>>26123687
doubt
post pic of soft girly hands

[Anonymous No.26127009]

>>26115710
well spotted.
this is the finger of a shirker, malingerer, a good for nout layabout, all on the company dime. In civilized countries, this parasites digit would be guillotined for theft.

[Anonymous No.26127052]

>>26115710
looks perfectly normal for a penis

[Anonymous No.26127227]

>>26115094
Will wagies tolerate this? I would tell them to fuck off but I am literally a $11/hr IT guy. I can't imagine having student loans and still getting cucked this hard.

[Anonymous No.26127927]

Cool. Time to hack into it and use it to monitor my hot coworker when it's "off", leave an obvious trail of evidence back through the program, and have my employer on the hook for liability when her nudes end up online.

[Anonymous No.26128025]

>>26117283
>mexico
>South africa
You wouldn't last a day before getting murdered.

[Anonymous No.26128219]

>>26128025
Can confirm been murdered a few times