post your resume

[Anonymous No.26095647]

>internet racist
>held hands with a girl in 2018
>willing to spend all day looking at charts
>took c++ but forgot all of it
>will work from home if needed
biggest weakness
>none

[Anonymous No.26095714]

>>26095647
>average cock
>kissed four (4) human females
>hates jews
>autistic, business minded and (in)sane
>practitioner of magick
>spiritually awake

[Anonymous No.26095868]

>>26095647
>full time public servant
>trying to destroy the system from within
>shorting the market due to imminent crash
>storing food and supplies
>will leave job when mandatory vaccinations happen
weaknesses
>not enough silver

[Anonymous No.26095917]

>>26095647
>POOPOOPEEPEE!!
>NIGGER CHINK PAJEET BURGER BOI!!!
>HUUUURRRR
>FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.26095936]

>Neet
>Drug addict
>Fat
>schizo
>Incel


Can I get the job?

[Anonymous No.26095937]

>I speak three languages
>can drive stick
>halfway through my law degree
>deep hatred of the jews
>I love it when my gf cucks me

[Anonymous No.26095976]

>>26095936
What's so wrong about Pikachu? Why is it demonized?

[Anonymous No.26096021]

>Be jewish
>see all the hate for me and my people on here
>Still come back because you schizoids are good at making me money and I don't give a shit how retarded your theories are

[Anonymous No.26096054]

>>26096021
>be jewish
>be anywhere other than inside the oven
ngmi

[Anonymous No.26096074]

>>26096021
>theories
Oy vey, dem goyim know

[Anonymous No.26096086]

>>26095647
>racist electrical engineer
>have friends, but have grown more distant with the ones I like, and the others have become weirdo leftists post-college
>have held a girl's hand, almost kissed her, got invited to her apartment but got cold feet
>C++ is my favorite language
weaknesses
>Don't have a full BTC
>Only have like 300 LINK

I'd say I'm autistic, but that's just a cope. I'm just a loser.

[Anonymous No.26096200]

>>26095647

> CS freshman
> 200k+ RSR
> 6'3
> Femboy nazi with AGP though im straight and want a wife.

[Anonymous No.26096254]

>>26096021
based, jews know how to make money

[Anonymous No.26096257]

>>26096200

all of those were based so ill add I have severe OCD and am incapacitated most of the time

[Anonymous No.26096276]

>>26096086
C++ is goat

[Anonymous No.26096285]

>>26096021

I'm a Nazi and I love jews, dw fren we are all one race, the /biz/ race.

[Anonymous No.26096309]

>have jerked off over 10k times

[Anonymous No.26096314]

>>26095647
>turned 5k into 500k
>turned 500k into 5k
>nice cock
>never been seen by a woman

[Anonymous No.26096362]

I've long wanted to make a fake resume as a bookkeeper from the 1800s and send it to accounting clerk postings.

[Anonymous No.26096548]

>>26096021
What kind of jew tho?

[Anonymous No.26096590]

>>26096086
>electrical engineer
>doesn't own a full btc
are you unemployed or something?

[Anonymous No.26096594]

>part time NEET, do a bit of labouring (cash in hand) and claim benefits
>live with my mum
>2 kids by 2 different birds
>10k in crypto, up from £2k starting
>nobody knows about it
Weaknesses
>keep spending investment money on weed

[Anonymous No.26096663]

>>26095647
>Took C++ but forgot all of it
KEK same

[Anonymous No.26096832]

>lv 22 castless wizard
>crypto connoisseur
>I can change a tire
>NEET
>once had a conversation with a girl in 2017
>am good at vidya
>sleep schedule resembles the internals of a school locker lock spun at random
>cannot do something unless it is directly motivating
>socially inept

[Anonymous No.26096879]

>>26096590
n-no. I'm just retarded. Could have bought at $5k but didn't.

[Anonymous No.26096901]

>>26095647
Resume :

Professional DMG accumulator + DMM / USDT mToken swingie.

[Anonymous No.26097000]

>20-sai neeto desu
>bought 1000$ of BTC at 9k, sold at 10k
>28k in fiat sitting in a savings account
>marine corps basic training dropout(1 month)
>worked at a japanese grocery store for 7 months then quit (日本語が話せます)
>top .3% of league players
>5'11 160 lbs

[Anonymous No.26097285]

>Pajeet in the usa
>Comfy swe wfh job in the us, pay is avg.
>4.3 inch dick
>Have been with 6 hookers.
>They all love me for some reason
>Fave language is js.
>Have 14 eth
>Spends most of my time on discord and the chans
>Life is nice.
>Held hands with no females :(

[Anonymous No.26097310]

>cute
>nice bum
>willing to cuddle

[Anonymous No.26097311]

Nonbinary
Furry
Adult Baby
ADHD
Been here longer than anyone here.

[Anonymous No.26097345]

>>26097311
What's your portfolio?

>>26097285
You might not be white but you seem nice, hope you find a girl to hold hands with soon pajeet

[Anonymous No.26097439]

>>26097345
~6000 LTO
~2000 PRQ
Would have added XED if I had extra to throw around

[Anonymous No.26097509]

>>26095647
>college student who gets by his physics degree without learning anything with 4.0s
>has had sex a few times
>5'9 manlet
>has made more money in a few months than his parents in a year
>genuine girthy cock
>charismatic but a huge asshole
weaknesses
>asian girls

[Anonymous No.26097526]

I love you biz. You guys are funny.

[Anonymous No.26097720]

>>26095937
genuinely nice resume until the last part

[Anonymous No.26097761]

>7 inch cock
>know what programming is
>can do math pretty good
>virgin
>drive manual transmission
>neuroatypical
>can talk autistically about fantasy universes or numerical methods for hours on end
goals
>make it with LINK
>hit 2 plates bench by April
>slay pussy

[Anonymous No.26097801]

>>26096276
i like python
>>26095647
>pee
>pee
>poo
>poo

[Anonymous No.26097992]

>reasonably prejudiced
>stable but dead end job
>haven't had sex in 10 years
>no romantic prospects
>got roughly 100K in saving and assets
>0 memecoins
goals

[Anonymous No.26098104]

>>26097992

[Anonymous No.26098163]

>>26095647
>pro-spreadsheet checker
>felt a woman's titty in 2013
>will shill for dictators supported by pol
weakness
>sometimes I work too hard :)

[Anonymous No.26098948]

>>26096086
True, too self-aware to be autistic

[Anonymous No.26099043]

>>26095647
>radical nazi white supremacist
>white wife and child
>100k crypto and stocks plus house
>Strayan
>5'7"
>can't code but I can talk to clients about the holocaust

[Anonymous No.26099091]

>>26099043
>>can't code but I can talk to clients about the holocaust
based

[Anonymous No.26099164]

>>26095937
You just described half of Europe

[Anonymous No.26099284]

>>26096021
"Theories"....
Dude lets put historical and current events aside and focus solely on behavior.
Your people act like parasites in every society you infect. It's in your genes to be sleazy parasite. Just like it is in gypsy genes to be parasite liar and thief.
Now thinking about it, Jews are basically gypsies with white skin and double the IQ points.

[Anonymous No.26099322]

>>26096086
>I'd say I'm autistic, but that's just a cope. I'm just a loser.
delet this fukr

[Anonymous No.26099471]

>>26095647
>OG crypto fag
>Got in on this in 2013 as broke college kid
>Started working on open source stuff in the space
>Got hired to work on crypto stuff full time
>Now leading development ecosystem at some top 100 coin
Weaknesses:
>somehow still not a millionaire

[Anonymous No.26099614]

>>26099284
>Jews are basically gypsies with white skin and double the IQ points.
Mind. Blown.

[Anonymous No.26099914]

>no-coiner options trader
>comfy WFH sales job, haven't done a single thing besides clock in/out for past 3 months
>early 20s, banged three milfs in 2020
>recently started banging a qt tomboy my age but she's all about open relationships
>thinking about ending her life (in minecraft)

[Anonymous No.26100029]

>mixed race
>hate when I see race mixers
>nearly at 1m crypto including 20k link
>hate rich people, especially if they are younger than me
>want to change the world for good, maybe be a statesman
>hate politicians and wanted miga tards to execute them
>not sure if in autistic, some days can't keep conversations flowing to save my life
>other days effortlessy shoot shit with coworkers

[Anonymous No.26100045]

>>26095647
>28 y/o
>full time commercial lawyer
>london
>£120k
> wife and one child so far.
>/fit
>speak four languages.
>climb mountains.
>can sail solo.
>i hate jews.
>AVAX maximalist.

[Anonymous No.26100060]

>have enough ingrediants to make three (3) turkey sandwhiches
Only enough mayo for two though. And somebody is getting an end slice of the bread.

[Anonymous No.26100097]

>>26096086
>>26096276
Liking C++ that much is the sign of an immature coder who is overly proud of using a stupidly complex and inconsistent language with manual memory management

[Anonymous No.26100142]

>>26095647
100k salary
40 hours per week
Qt gf who got me on to this board
4k stack of Avax
Fucked around 70 girls
Private pilot

[Anonymous No.26100181]

>>26099914
yeah good luck finding a womens these days that isn't a "her way or the highway" whore

[Anonymous No.26100213]

>>26100142
your gf got you on this board anon?
score, she's a keeper

[Anonymous No.26100219]

>>26099043
>>can't code but I can talk to clients about the holocaust
not that it really happened

[Anonymous No.26100277]

>>26095647
I'm black.
That's it, that's all I put. I got into Harvard and a job at Microsoft after graduating all because of four words on a blank sheet of paper including my name.

[Anonymous No.26100347]

>night shift operating engineer
>not shit happening around at work so sit on biz and trade crypto
>use schwab robo investor for long term investing
>Can make $100-$300 a day swinging shitcoins
>Dick is just under 8"
>Dont trust anyone who isnt anonymous
>got a gf anyway and i care about her a lot

[Anonymous No.26100393]

>>26100029
new hitler

[Anonymous No.26100420]

>>26099164
Getting cucked is an American thing

[Anonymous No.26100737]

>>26095647
>PhD in hydrology
>Father and husband
>Willing to spend all day in rivers and creeks
>fluent in python
biggest weakness
>4Chan addiction

[Anonymous No.26100871]

>>26095647
>already changed careers during late 20s
>can google for almost everything
>talkative introvert
weakness
>late bloomer
>fomos from time to time but gets out barely damaged

[Anonymous No.26100921]

>ashkenazi jewish
>hate everyone regardless of race, not a racist
>I have a PhD in CS
>pay me lots of money so I can read /biz/ and swing trade a couple hundred $ worth of coins.

[Anonymous No.26101011]

>>26100737
Based fellow hydrochad, whats the best place to look for work right now?

[Anonymous No.26101049]

>>26095647
> hodls chainlinks
>strengths: will never sell chainlink
>weakness: not holding enough chainlink

[Anonymous No.26101065]

>25
>engineering degree
>fine job
>above average looks
>fine socially, slept with around 50 girls
>had a 30000 LINK stack in 2017
weaknesses:
>had a 30000 LINK stack in 2017
>have 400 now
>it is all I think and care about
>will likely off myself cause this board has turned me into a money-hungry asshole and I have fucking cotton candy hands although I have seen enough to know that if I just hold my current ETH/DOT/LINK stacks I will likely make it in a few years time
>but I likely wont, see you in hell

[Anonymous No.26101070]

>>26095647
Imagine buy a $3 million house only to live around homeless people who shit and piss at the sidewalk in front of your home.

[Anonymous No.26101099]

>tall dutch guy
>slept with only 3 girls by age 28
>phd in physics
>threw most life opportunities away in pursuit of writing a fucking scifi novel
>LINK OG
weakness
>autism to the max