/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.26069216]

My mom wants me to go see a financial advisor. Why do I need to do that?

[Anonymous No.26069602]

>>26069216
Pay off all denbts, spend less than what you earn, and invest the rest. There, I saved you the time and money you'd spend with a financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.26069970]

>>26069216
financial advisor may refer you to Boomer stocks and hedge funds

[Anonymous No.26070329]

>>26069216
So you dont ruin your life on a frogomancy forum you fucking idiot.

SHE IS DOING YOU A FAVOR take care of the women in your life OP stop being fucking selfish. /biz/ is ultra retarded I lost so much money on this stupid fucking board, IF I HAD ACCESS TO YOUR ACCOUNT ID JUST PUT IT ALL IN THE BANK. Yeah its boring and yeah you still have to do your 9-5 but its SAFE. Whats wrong with retiring at 60? Do your community a service, pay your taxes, and become a functioning member of society. STOP FUCKING GAMBLING YOU CHILD. Oh yeah and Im 40 and what Im telling you is true. Im usually on /pol/ but I like going on /biz/ and telling these kids on here (I can tell your like 18 by the way) how to properly invest. LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, GO WORK, AND PAY YOUR TAXES.

[Anonymous No.26070471]

>>26070329

> /pol/ retard
no wonder you ngmi

[Anonymous No.26070524]

>>26069216
>(((financial advisor)))

[Anonymous No.26070542]

>>26070329
10/10 topkek

[Anonymous No.26070599]

>>26070329
Op whatever you do don’t listen to this guy

[Anonymous No.26070610]

>>26070329
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.26070630]

>>26069216
She wants you to get a job & get out of the basement

[Anonymous No.26070713]

>>26070329
And most of all OP, do not forget to take the vaccine

[Anonymous No.26070751]

>>26069216
So you can "invest" into Boomer scams. Take profits and convert them into hard assets like PMs, farm land (although be conscious that the market is a bloated bubble), livestock (people will always want steak and pork chops regardless of the economy), as well as a good arsenal of firearms with plenty of ammo for each gun. In regards to STAWKS, PM miners, gun manufacturers, ag stocks, booze, and tobacco might retain value after the Boomer collapse (think of industries that would do well during economic depressions and large social unrest - booze, tobacco, and other "sin products" always do well in addition to basic necessities).

There bro. I just saved you a fortune and gave you the blueprint you need to survive the Boomer Apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.26070774]

>>26070329
im either retiring at 20 or committing suicide, sorry shlomo

[Anonymous No.26070796]

>>26070329
>thinks investing in the 4th industrial revolution is gambling while not realizing inflation ass rapes your savings
>society
that presupposes we live a cohesive society that cares about your well being it doesn't
>Im usually on /pol/
go back you fucking storm fag the only way to stop what the powerful are doing to us is getting wealthy not this gay, "lets just organize shit"

[Anonymous No.26070808]

>>26070751
You missed healthcare. Godless boomers will sell their families entire wealth for another year of watching TV.

[Anonymous No.26070842]

>>26070329
>IF I HAD ACCESS TO YOUR ACCOUNT ID JUST PUT IT ALL IN THE BANK.
Thanks for the laugh.

[Anonymous No.26070894]

>>26070329
>Trusting the bank with your money
NGMI

[Anonymous No.26070933]

>Oh yeah and Im 40 and what Im telling you is true.
Oh it's a Gen X /pol/ boomer too that's even funnier

[Anonymous No.26070972]

>>26069216
You already have financial advisors! All members of biz registered fa's that specialize in upcoming and fringe assets. Assblaster was my advisor for a while and he has made me wonderful returns

Actually tho I had a financial advisor at Edward Jones and honestly the guy was an idiot. He didn't know anything about bitcoin, just pushed normie stocks and boomer etfs. He even told me it was a bad idea to put 20k in tesla in 2019. Needless to say I dont have a financial advisor anymore

[Anonymous No.26071050]

>>26070329
sounds like hell

[Anonymous No.26071120]

>>26070329
Holy shit how many times do you think this guys future wife or gf will fuck tyrone a week? Id say 6-7 times min

[Anonymous No.26071131]

>>26070808
^^^True true, OP. Don't dismiss the narcissistic God-complex that most Boomers have. You could make a goldmine off of it.

[Anonymous No.26071164]

>>26070329
ngmi: the post

[Anonymous No.26071193]

>>26070329
this is literally one of the gayest fucking things i ever read in my life shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.26071318]

>>26070329
>put it all in the bank
>wage slave
>work your whole life untill 60
>functioning member of society
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a faggot

[Anonymous No.26071380]

You're not gonna make it unless your family private recommends a financial advisor first.

[Anonymous No.26071413]

>>26069216
She wants you to lose all your money because she’s jealous of your crypto gains.

[Anonymous No.26071458]

Just get a good accountant.

[Anonymous No.26071512]

>>26070329
Chi chi wants him to grow up to be... a functional member of society?... yeah, lame, that’s what.

[Anonymous No.26071545]

>>26070329
>all these seething responses
Thanks for the fresh pasta

[Anonymous No.26071615]

>>26070329
Keked

[Anonymous No.26072009]

>>26070329
good bait anon, cheers