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What is happening, why is statera unbuyable right now...

Is it finally happening...

>> No.26061577

>>26061347
I hope so

>> No.26061614

>>26061347
Hope this is the tim I finally break even and get rid of this defi summer hype shitcoin

>> No.26061663

>>26061347
This token is pure cow shit. Sorry but it will remain at 7 cents forever. It's been declared a stablecoin by the cryptocurrency authorities.

Price is dead. Volume is laughable. Exchanges are missing. Enjoy getting scammed.

>> No.26061819

Now they've really done it. Insider here. Here's what's going on behind the scenes:
The fees generated from the infinity pool are being transferred to a secret wallet and used to fund Dr. Funks peyote farm located in southern California. Meanwhile Megan is still being held hostage in Souvlaki's sex castle despite his demand of having Abu fired from the team being met (the reason being their romantic affair which Souvlaki's was jealous of). Abu's nigerian terror cell upon hearing of his removal from the team decide to block Dr. Funks peyote trafficking throughout the entire african continent. This has put immense pressure on the team. Wednesday's meeting was focused on whether Scott should hire South African mercenaries to fight back the nigerian terrorists, but for now it's been decided that the issue will continue to be mediated peacefully by the Yakuza. That's the reason the statera japanese chat on the tg was created and also why the team keeps pushing the marketing focused on the "asian" market. Once the issue is resolved Dr. Funk will be granted permission by the Yakuza to start moving peyote in asia while giving them a cut of 10%.
I've been holding sta for a long time but this crisis is getting out of hand. I advise new investors to be extremely cautious!

>> No.26061830

>>26061663
It’s a money flip coin, gotta be absolute brainlet to not understand that even the smallest spike in volume causes this shitcoin to skyrocket.

Literal free money

>>26061614
Why would you buy at the end of defi season, your fault

>> No.26061918

>>26061830
>causes this shitcoin to skyrocket.
Ah yes, it skyrockets from 7 cents to 8 cents. It's revolutionary.

>> No.26062058

>>26061819
Fuck. I didn’t know about Yakuza being involved now as well. That’s crazy

>> No.26062120

Token not needed. I can just buy all the assets in the pools and hold them.

>> No.26062158
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We are going to make it.Did you observe the burn after WSTA inplace ?

There are already 18million tokens burnt, Altseason started, tokens in index pool going to raise, Think about price of STA in 1 year when there will be 50million tokens left

>> No.26062168

>>26061918
Don’t reproduce, or you’ll breed more smoothbrain bagholding brainlets.

>> No.26062255
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>>26061663
hopefully it dips to 5 or 6 because I need TO ACCUMULATE MORE

>> No.26062436

>>26062168
Salty because I'm right? This shit is unable to go beyond 8 cents and you can't prove me wrong. Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Last summer doesn't count, it was a bubble)

>> No.26062590

>>26062436
Ns;op nigger. Seethe

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>>26061819
That was like 5 ETH worh of storytelling.

>> No.26062865

>>26062436
But anon... it's almost 9c now and hit 12c less than a month ago?

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>>26061819
>japanesemafia and medievalfortificationpilled

>> No.26063052

>>26062865
Almost 9 cents is not 9 cents. Wanna bet that it crashes again to 7 cents in the short term?

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>>26063052

>> No.26063636

>>26061819
this gets better every time

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>>26063052
Oh dear. This didn't age well.

>> No.26063866

Paycheck comes Monday

I'm roping if this skyrockets now

>> No.26063869

>>26063052
you shouldn’t have bought high and sold low like a classic /bizlet/ rested

>> No.26064168

>>26063680
Seriously, are you always like this? See you in the next statera thread at 7 cents.

>> No.26064354

>>26063052
We have had this squibbling since 3 cents. See you fudding at 10 cents if there is any resistance.

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>>26064354

>> No.26064563

>>26061819
Thanks, based insider, for the constant update

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>>26064168
>NOOO YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG NOOO WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE

>> No.26064796

>>26064168
no seriously, ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS? You are a faggot who just made a comment about it never going above 8 cents. Now it's 9 cents and it happened in the span of this thread and you are so utterly smoof brained that when someone ironically posts a screenshot of it 9 cents you just avoid the obvious concerns about your low IQ and immediately start asking "seriously are you always like this?" Just KYS and do your family and friends a favor you insufferable tool

>> No.26064928

>>26064574
>>26064796
Please stop doing meth while talking to me. Then check the price again. See? It's under 9 cents again :)

Don't be a fool, this is not anything close to "mooning". It just floats between 7 and 9 cents with no real price action. There's no volume and there aren't exchanges to moon. Sorry but the token is dead.

>>26064796
You're getting violent because you know I'm right. Hey, don't blame me. I didn't make you buy this dogshit.

>> No.26065106

>>26064928
If I'm doing meth I'd love to see what your smoking silly boy. Just like Sta floats between 7 & 9 cents, thanks for floating in this Sta thread and giving it the extra bumps it deserves while also doing a slow reveal of your IQ for everyone. I'm sure someone here will find you a caring home with a family who has the right amount of time and temperament to handle a special needs child such as your self. God bless you and that little peanut you call a brain. I know someday, somewhere you will find someone who actually loves you as much as you love spending your time in Sta threads.

>> No.26065539

>>26064354
Lol. We all know john has placed a sell wall at 10 cents and will fud until 3 cents at which point he will sell his entire stack. It’s over

>> No.26065578

>>26065539
>Lol
go back

>> No.26065585

>>26061663
Explain how it's a scam.
In your own words.
Come up here to the front and eloquently tell the class how Statera is a scam.
Go!

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Ait who the FUCK is supressing price. Faggot swingies get the rope. Hope it blasts to 12 cents again and you get priced out

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>>26064928
Imagine wasting your morning fudding a coin you dislike because we're all comfy. Your fud will never put me in the red

>> No.26065654

>>26064928
Imagine having friends(I'm asking you to imagine because I know you don't ACTUALLY have any) and telling them all the cool things you did with your day, the catch being of course that you've done nothing productive whatsoever with your time and that you've actually spent it all talking about something you seemingly don't even like. I mean, think about how cool you'd have to be to spend more than a moment of your time on something that you simply dislike or have no interest in. Just putting myself in your shoes for a single second makes me personally feel like a bottom dwelling mouth breather and unironically makes me want to end it all. THANKFULLY the moments spent in your shoes are fleeting. I can't imagine the pain you must feel having to walk in them everyday. Tiresome. Lonely. Almost unbearable. I feel sorry for your trivial existence and I really hope you find a purpose out there other than FUDding projects on 4chan that you don't like. Go get a gf, buy a dog, pick up a hobby, learn a trade. Hell, go jack off. ANYTHING is more productive than the waste of time you've been engaged in over all things STA

>> No.26065870

>>26063052
>it will remain at 7 cents forever
>it skyrockets from 7 cents to 8 cents
>almost 9 cents is not 9 cents
this guy is fuckin hilarious, it's got to be a larp right?

>> No.26065913

>>26065870
I'm pretty sure its Choi. He has a deep seeded hate for STA and wants to see it die

>> No.26066010
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>>26065913
Yup. Or that muted Ethert imbecile :^)

>> No.26066102

Ah i couldnt take it anymore. This fud got to me. Sold at .089. Got out at breakeven at least in terms of USD value. Lost 5 eth in eth value. Feeling relief

>> No.26066358

>>26064928
>price will never go beyond 8c
>price goes beyond 8c
>pLeAsE sToP dOInG mEtH whIlE tAlKiNg tO mE

How does it feel being mentally handicapped?

STA $10 EOY ns;op

>> No.26066419

>>26066010
Hi friend, just finished up the front page of our Suicidebyseed.com site. Just need to connect the payment processors and do some marketing and we are good to go

>> No.26066564

How do I unwrap my wSTA

>> No.26066748

>>26066564
Sell it for sta its almost no difference

>> No.26066776

>>26066564
If you wrapped it via the etherscan page, just do the opposite.
Or you can simply swap it on Uniswap. Whichever is more profitable!

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top 10 stanos pooler reporting in

>> No.26067051

>>26066776
>>26066748
Well that was a dumb question

>> No.26067065

>>26066786
Nice.
Are the rumours true that your skin actually becomes smoother and more luxurious the longer you're in there?

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>>26067065
My complexion has never been better.

>> No.26067245

am i the only one who cant buy on uniswap rn?

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>>26067245
Make sure you're using whole numbers of STA. Pic related. Also, increase your slippage. Pic related too.