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are bitcoins necessary to get a gf like pic related?

>> No.26050700

I keep thinking this thot is my system

>> No.26050719

>>26050678
I want to smell her

>> No.26050741

>>26050678
No have real money and confidence

>> No.26050780

>>26050678
>no boobs
Lol bro

>> No.26050872

Holy fuck senpai, i wonder what its like to have gfs like that. Maybe once i make it..

>> No.26050887
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>>26050780
She will when you come inside her and get her preggo

>> No.26050922

>>26050678
Crack would be enough

>> No.26050974

>>26050678
how do i stop being a pathetic virgin with no confidence? girls scare me

>> No.26050991

>>26050678
Nope, my wife looks like that and I'm poor, but also I'm 6'4"

>> No.26051026

that's like a 6 maybe a 7 all dolled up. more like a 6 if she has that fat negro type ass. not sure how girls are intentionally pumping up their ass cheeks but it's fucking gross.

this bitch would sleep with you for a couple hundred bucks and you could still look like a jew.

>> No.26051047

>>26050678
That's a man. Traps are getting very deceitful now with hormones and surgeries. Even so, it's still gay to fuck a hot trap. Don't let Jesus down anon.

>> No.26051074

naw man just have fun and be yourself

>> No.26051085

>>26050974
Take a trip with me to Thailand when this coronavirus bullshit ends.

>> No.26051153

>>26050974
>>26051085
hmu if you are serious I need this too

>> No.26051198

>>26051026
>6 maybe a 7
Seething beta fag. This girl wouldnt give you the time of day even if you were Satoshi.

>> No.26051218

>>26051198
Because she wouldn’t get the chance.

>> No.26051235

>>26050678
this is a man right?

>> No.26051241

>>26050678
Women are very attractive but I struggle to respect someone that somehow enjoys sucking sperm out of my nutsack via my dick. Weird.

>> No.26051267

>>26050887
imagine how big theyd get if you impregnated a woman who started with some

>> No.26051272

As an older brother to the school Stacy, and reluctant "Chad", I will tell you how, no memes.
>1. Live in a majority white country, in a densely populated area.
>2. Have a bmi below 25, bodyfat below 15%, and some muscle.
>3. Regular haircuts, shaves, baths and cologne are a must.
>4. Clothing style that fits an attactive stereotype (must be real, you can't fake this part): athlete, surfer, musician, skater, party guy, gym bro, or straight up thug.
>5. Not thinking too much and acting, when the opportunity appears to approach (this is what is meant by confidence), and being direct with girls (no more than 5 minutes of small talk, which should itself be mainly flirting, and then ask her out or tell her you want to fuck her).
Do all of the above and your chamces will increase dramatically. I've approached many "model tier girls", fucked, befriended, etc and also talk to my sister and her friends. This is all you need, but mainly just by trying you will succeed, many of them are even lonlier than us believe it or not. Final tips: ig you get rejected just be calm, say "ok bye" and try again, don't react emotionally or get stuck thinking about one girl who does not want you. And be sexual as hell, never fear expressing your sexuality to a woman, because they love it. Never apologize for sayinng something you feel, specially if it is sexual.

Balls will set you apart from most other men.

>> No.26051293

>>26051153
bro i need to fix this shit. i can barely function at work

>> No.26051316
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26051316

I make my gf pay all the bills so I can dump my entire paychecks into crypto.

>> No.26051341

>tattoo
she's have to pay me

>> No.26051377

>>26051074
Unironically best advice in this thread

>> No.26051515

>>26050678
Why is sex good but womens bad . I got a girl and first she is not very sexful like me and secondly she irritates me most time starts crying to get her work. Understand this bros sex is moatly not that good.

>> No.26051537

>>26051515
must do the needful

>> No.26051563

>>26051515
Just tell her to do the needful and chew your asshole like a Brahma bull chews it’s cud.

>> No.26051604

>>26051198
you set the bar too low nigger. this thing is either a tranny or a 6. you fuck mutts.

>> No.26051630

No mine is annoyed with how much time I spend on trading view

>> No.26051659

>>26051377
true, unless "being yourself" includes being a whiny bitch, a coward, bad with money, ugly as fuck, fat, pimply, etc...

>> No.26051731

>>26050780
nigger small boobs are the patrician's choice