Why is corporate culture so overhyped?

[Anonymous No.26031998]

>the office lesbian is furious today
>demanding that HR needs to come in and lay down the law on sexual harassment
>totally unaware that she's a giant part of the problem
>she's enraged because the new guy is lightly flirting with the straight girl that she's blatantly fixated on
>the office troglodyte is feeling out if the new guy will laugh along with sexist or racist jokes
>everyone tolerates just a little sexism and racism from the guy most days
>inevitably he'll piss off the wrong person
>he'll go on a rant about the PC police and cancel culture when he's written up for obviously crossing a clear boundary
>meanwhile two or three creeps on your floor are using the internal email system to sexually harass a few women
>the managers are in disbelief that anyone would be stupid enough to leave such an obvious paper trail while doing this
>the response has been surprisingly limp wristed
>HR is busy with internal high school level drama, gossiping, and concealing just how much important paperwork they've been losing that's supposed to be on file
>that one manager is trying to get the other managers employees in trouble so that he can get promoted when one of the admins drops dead in ten years because that's the only way there will be an opening
>did I say that one manager? I meant 80% of them
>you can smell someone doing cocaine in the bathroom half the time you go in
>you're pretty sure that the cute girl who's overqualified for the job is just here to blow her friend's boyfriend during lunch break
>she's high on adderall half the time but her productivity numbers are good
>your buddies think nobody can smell the dank herb they were smoking during break because they sprayed themselves with cologne and stoners all think that magically makes the smell go away
>admin just cooked up an evil plan to overbill the client by a million dollars in the hopes of getting promoted to a position where they can do more white collar crime

[Anonymous No.26032083]

didn't read. never resigning from my corporate job

[Anonymous No.26032138]

>>26031998
DRNS

[Anonymous No.26032195]

>>26031998
Sounds awful
I'm glad I'm an electrician.

[Anonymous No.26032223]

Women should not be in the workplace, lesbian or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.26032228]

>>26031998
sounds like an amusing but eventually tedious farce

[Anonymous No.26032242]

>>26032223
This

[Anonymous No.26032332]

Women should be barred from working. Their job is to raise children and tend to the home. Maybe we will allow them to gather berries whilst we bring in the cheddar. This would unironically raise wages exponentially. The next step is to remove all Jews and immigrants.

[Anonymous No.26032337]

>>26031998
Sounds hilarious, but I have a condition that prevents me from working, so have fun with that

[Anonymous No.26032393]

>>26031998
high school level bullshit every day, grifting taxpayer money...

[Anonymous No.26032487]

god dammit I want my female boss to humiliate me on my performance review, dock my pay and destroy my nutsack

[Anonymous No.26032490]

>>26032228
Clown world condensed down to an office level...HR is a vaginal concept and women in the workplace was a colossal mistake

[Anonymous No.26032491]

>>26031998
whos the lesbian in your pic

[Anonymous No.26032572]

>I worked for a Korean conglomerate
>company slowly fills every department with more and more Koreans and force white people out
>they think if you’re not at your desk you’re not doing work, that includes if you’re going out for meetings with clients
>they think that an indicator of hard work is how long you’re in the office
>they all come in before 8am and leave at 10pm then go drinking and eating and karaoke or whatever, coming into work the next day hungover as shit and unproductive

>I leave that hell hole and join a German tech startup
>the Germans are so particular and accurate with everything. Opposite of bugmen Koreans
>their work culture is get to work 8:59 and leave no later than 5:01
>during work hours they do so much work it’s unbelievable

Corporate culture is interesting

[Anonymous No.26032647]

>>26032572
Funny how both the Germans and Koreans have done fuck all in the last decade. So much for working hard, where is the progress niggers?

[Anonymous No.26032648]

>>26031998
You forgot
>your teammate is on maternity leave for 3 months

[Anonymous No.26032700]

>>26032647
They are both products of having too much money

[Anonymous No.26032752]

The truth wagie is HR wont do anything because all they want is to keep you long enough to replace you with robots.

[Anonymous No.26032759]

What you guys are seeming to forget is that lawyers and and everyone suing everyone for every little thing (because of course they will if they stand to benefit financially from it) is the real demon. This was itself made possible because it helps the lawyers get rich. So they made it the law that anyone can sue a company for anything and potentially get millions of dollars. This is why HR exists. HR has one and only one purpose. To prevent the company from getting sued. So you can blame lawyers for all this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.26032881]

>>26032759
>blame the jew lawyers

got it

[Anonymous No.26032921]

I’m high as fuck off like ten grams of mushrooms and this is hilarious. You think you’re so special with your corporate jobs and office politics but none of it matters. Nothing in life matters. We are grains of sand on an endless beach

[Anonymous No.26033015]

>>26032921
Why are you even here prole?

[Anonymous No.26033076]

Why am I here? Why is anyone here? That is the million dollar question

[Anonymous No.26033135]

>>26031998
im going to pretend this is all true. anon youre playing this out like a bitch. this place is a jungle and youre not showing anyone you got a bigger redder ass.
>Gossip with lezbo about new guy over text. she will take the bait because shes simping. Shit talk hard
>Lezbo works herself into autistic simp rage
>steer the convo over to straight girl and get the lezbo frothing. she will not be subtle.
>extortiontime.jpeg
>leverage your position for a promotion, or if lezbo is unwilling get her fired and take her job.
>catfish the troglodyte as one of the bimbos online. He falls for it and comes into work the next day.
>grabembythepussy
>he's gone too, get his position or if he's equal or below you, install loyalists to start to swing majority in your favour.
>do some coke with the execs.
>get a gobby from the slut, promise you have an adderall plug
>smoke some weed with your buddies after a good days work.

Are you autistic?

[Anonymous No.26033195]

iPhones are so magical... it’s like magic in your pocket

[Anonymous No.26033293]

>>26032921
>>26033076
>>26033195
larping mushrooms.
lmao wtf is wrong with you anon, if youre really high go stand in some nature, i cant think of anything worse than shrooms + 4chan

[Anonymous No.26033363]

Because it's a game you play and the people there aren't really your friends. If you're a soi on the outside get fucked literally nobody cares we're here to make money

[Anonymous No.26033381]

I’m really fucking high and I’m on 4chan what the actual fuck is wrong with me lol

[Anonymous No.26033492]

A friend of mine was let go from a position over a post-it

[Anonymous No.26033517]

>>26031998
>build roads
>hang out with boys
>"fuck niggers amirite lads"
>"aye, fuck the looney coons"
>beaner throws up the solar salute
>goodtimes

[Anonymous No.26033526]

>>26033492
Sounds like it's story time.

[Anonymous No.26033577]

>>26032572
Always good to unplug right at 5, fuck this 9 to 5 theatricality. I thought Covid would kill it. I was wrong. I love fucking around browsing the chan after I get my work done in like 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.26033578]

>>26033526
Just read OP. It’s basically in there.

[Anonymous No.26033659]

>>26033195
Start thinking about death, it's crazy when you're on shrooms. Then think about procreating and you'll have crazy ass thoughts about how you never really die, your code lives on. I thought about all that after a friend's dad in college died while sitting on a rocking chair in the rain. Never forgot it.

[Anonymous No.26033731]

Wait what lol

[Anonymous No.26033777]

>>26032332
totally based

[Anonymous No.26034349]

Part of me wants this WFH forever stuff to stay at my company. It's so comfy heading home midway through the day and finishing up at home. You get the benefit of breaking up routine and wagie-burg thinks you're working hard coming in. Then you get to peace out and brose the chan by the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.26034433]

lamo couldn't imagine being an office nigger.

I just quit my job selling Kia's at a dealership. Couldn't handle it. I'm only 20, and I can do better. I'm gonna finish my AA and get into Aerospace Engineering, I think. Fuck sales, fuck retail, fuck working at airports as a lineman, fuck food service.

I refuse to be a nigger for the corporate world any longer

[Anonymous No.26034487]

I've never had problems with male bosses, female bosses make me want to tear my hair out.

[Anonymous No.26034523]

>>the office lesbian is furious today
What an absolutely amazing opening line. I think I'm going to steal it for a novel. Thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.26034567]

>>26034487
everyone feels this way, including women

[Anonymous No.26034844]

>i cant think of anything worse than shrooms + 4chan
badtriping on shroom on /pol/

[Anonymous No.26034928]

>>26032572

I work for an international company with head office in Switzerland. Can confirm that Germans/Swiss/British (professional brits only, loads are lazy) work like crazy but always do their set hours. The American marketing thots are unironically the worst, takes like 4 weeks to make a picture for a FB post.

[Anonymous No.26034981]

>>26034928

And then they complain how busy they are.

[Anonymous No.26035117]

>>26033135
Corporate culture and office politics sound like nation state sociopathic politics condensed into company form. I’m glad I work freelance and don’t have to deal with any of that any longer.

[Anonymous No.26035238]

I don't actually know how our business makes money, nobody does anything

Maybe 20 mins a day TOPS, we all make 6 figures - granted we all have MBA's

[bait No.26035457]

>>26035238
you're sitting on a fuck ton of capital that 99.999% of the world doesn't have access to

[Anonymous No.26035526]

>>26035238
this is the life the communists dont want you to live

[Anonymous No.26035623]

I have a technical job in a major US multinational conglomerate.

The contrast between my blue collar world and the white collar corporate world above me is startling.

Me and the boys just sit around talking shit while making and fixing things all day. But when someone from the company outside our workshop comes in it’s like we’re looking at whole other species.

White collar corporate types really are small-souled bugmen.

[Anonymous No.26035640]

>>26032921
>We are grains of sand on an endless beach
Drops of rain in the ocean is a better analogy.

[Anonymous No.26035853]

>>26031998
If any of this is true (which according to my low expectations of normies it is) then I can tell you I would love to participate to ruin it for everyone! There is nothing I love more than drama and ruining it for everyone. Ill expose dark secrets right infront of people, call people out, start physical fights.

[Anonymous No.26035960]

>>26031998
>work for myself everyday
> make decent money
> try every day to work as little as possible while maintaining the same income level or more.
> focus on my muscles, and gaining money
>only culture i need to worry about is my family
fuck corporate anything, i made myself CEO of Racism in my business, stamped into the minutes lol

[Anonymous No.26035978]

>>26031998
somehow I graduated uni and got a job without setting foot in an office, even before the rona shit. I might never have to work in an office in my whole life

[Anonymous No.26035994]

define sexual harassment

I'm not going to jump because you used the buzzword, describe what actually happened or I'm going to assume you're a histrionic cunt just trying to backstab someone over feelings

[Anonymous No.26036048]

Guys

How do I out the design team in my company for being total shit. This bitch who is the worst web designer you have ever seen somehow got on the executive committee and has more pull than ever. I've been told by a lot of people that our web design is truly atrocious. Yet she keeps winning awards each year at company events. What do I do

[Anonymous No.26036050]

>>26031998
Stop being corpo cuck and start your own business. Become ceo of racism

[Anonymous No.26036073]

>>26032223
Oh cool thanks for letting me know I’ll jus go starve to death
Stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.26036128]

>>26036073
You will never be

[Anonymous No.26036155]

>>26032572
Why are Koreans like this? They praise "hard work" more than anyone but "hard work" means fuck all other than being in the office to them.

I work for one now and he's actually a good boss but even he spends an absurd amount of time in the office.

[Anonymous No.26036167]

>>26036073
Please do tranny

[Anonymous No.26036336]

>>26036073
Find a man to provide for you

[Anonymous No.26036479]

>>26031998
Didn't read, I will die in my corporate cage.

[Anonymous No.26036626]

Should I buy BB?

[Anonymous No.26036930]

>>26036073
let me see that little clitty

[Anonymous No.26036941]

>>26036626
199% yes. It's literally a $9 bargain bin game this point. I got 2 copies for christmas at best buy for that as gifts