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HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.26027886

>>26027766
Imagine investing in a gook scam like this. Jollen Chan is a known chinese scammer. The only impressive thing he's ever done is write technobabble well enough to fool a bunch of neckbeards into buying his erc-20 token. I have a PHD in math, and the white paper is complete malarkey. The equations are not even remotely cromulent. "Spectulative AMM"? Ya, speculative as in it doesn't fucking exist. Oh ya sure, this cross-armed faggot came up with a magical way to solve impermanent loss and slippage. This is totally gonna eat up the DEX market share. Get real. If it did that it would be worth billions by the end of this year. That's over a 100x. Stop believing in pipedream fantasies anon. You're never gonna make it this way.

>> No.26027970

Did you just wait out 2 days of mooning so you could make a thread at the first dip?

One week ago it dipped from 240 to 130 faggot, let's see where we are in a week

>> No.26027992

>>26027970
There is another staking round next week, you guys are going back to 100

>> No.26028150

>>26027992
>He doesn't know
As I said, let's see where we are in a week

>> No.26028260

>>26027992
>you guys
why would you waste time talking about a coin you supposedly don't own? You arent looking to buy in cheaper, are you? no, surely not

>> No.26028858

Ironic great entry point lol

>> No.26029028

>>26027766
SCAM SCAM SCAM

DON'T BUY

DON'T BUY

DON'T BUY

>> No.26029089

There is an abundance of evidence that this is a massive scam:

1. Business registered in Singapore (literal third world shithole).
2. There is a regulatory compliance lawyer on the team (why would you need one if you weren't planning on scamming).
3. Jollen worked with mathematicians at universities to develop the equations behind his AMM (not clever enough to do it himself).
4. Launched the beta of the DEX three months after the DEXG token went live (why would it take so long to code a decentralised exchange).
5. His Flowchain business has a private network for offchain transactions (Can't stick with one project).
6. Been featured on the cover of blockchain magazines in Asia (trying to drum up suckers for his scams).

I could keep going with way more, but I've made it pretty obvious that this is a scam anons.

>> No.26029225

>>26029089
you're right, sold 100k.

>> No.26029445

Why are you retards still shilling this chink scam?

>> No.26029471

>>26029089
1. Singapore literally setting up to become blockchain capital due to government pushing the blockchain agenda

2 you'd need a regulatory compliance lawyer if you want to become serious and accepted by regulatory bodies

3. Since when is working together bad?

4. Dexg token became available to start distributing the tokens (and doing so fairly by staking)

5. Flowchain is creating an ecosystem, both dexg and flowchain private chain are part of the system. Besides that, how many people become a great success with their first try? If you believe that's the norm you probably are a poor fag.

6. Can't cope with the fact Jollen gets all the pussy

>> No.26029512

>>26029089
This pasta is really good I gotta save it

>> No.26029768
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26029768

his codes weak, bags are heavy, there's vomit on jollen's sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready, to drop scams, but he keeps on forgetting, what he codes down, the fud crowd grows so loud, he opens his Dex but the trades won't come round, he's choking now, everybodies fudding now, it's dumping wow, times up, over, pow.

>> No.26029873

>>26029471
straight over his head.

>> No.26030175

buy bonded.finance to make up for your losses

>> No.26030283

Who said anything about loses?

>> No.26030372
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26030372

Look at this dump, wow i’ve never seen anything like it.

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26030781

he bought? dump it.

>> No.26030788
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26030788

JOLLEN ran a car over my cat

I miss you kitty

>> No.26031062

>>26029471
You sure told that guy who was totally serious...

>> No.26031399
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26031399

I went to university with the notorious Jollen H. Chen back in Taiwan. It was a prestigious university, the best in the country and Chen was the star student. He was a renegade maverick even back then, yawning in the face of professors and shouting out the answers before they had even finished the questions. After one particular class in which he had sworn at a lecturer and thrown a bowl of fish soup at the chalkboard, he then came storming in to my dormitory yelling something about speculative AMMs. He proceeded to pull a glock out of his sweatpants and unload it in to my laptop. I will never forgive you Jollen H. Chen, fuck you and your dex.

>> No.26031484
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26031484

YOUVE BEEN WARNED

>> No.26031690
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26031690

>>26031484
Close call, but he’s stopped crossing his arms more recently, It’s now safe to go balls deep in dexg, boys.

>> No.26031936

Dear biz,

Jollen stole my idea for a decentralised swap exchange with low slippage, single asset pools, low impermanent loss, order books, limit orders, chart tools and transaction fees for holders, DO NOT TRUST.

Yours sincerely,

Andre “Backdoor” Cronje

>> No.26032036

>>26031690
Fuck off Jollen, you are not to be trusted again. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice you will not. SCAM

>> No.26032196

>>26032036
What if he fools you thrice?

>> No.26032245

>11 dollar pump
dead cat bounce... its over... its going straight to 0

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26032364

Being serious for one minute, can we all agree that considering the working product is about to drop, this chart is absolute filth. Pile in.

>> No.26032395

>>26032196
This dumb chink has no mental capacity to do so. All he has done is build a decentralised swap exchange with low slippage, single asset pools, low impermanent loss, order books, limit orders, chart tools and transaction fees for holders, and all you paid pajeets shills are on his dick. BEST OF LUCK TO ALL THE NORMIES BUYING THIS SHITCOIN, THIS WAS THE LAST REDPILL

>> No.26032477

>>26032395
Wait, people are getting paid to do this? WTF

>> No.26032495

>>26032364
"Is about to drop" in theory maybe. Rug in 3.. 2...

>> No.26032554

>>26032395
Fucksake, i’m doing it for free like a mug

>> No.26032597

Nice try. Never selling.

>> No.26032637

>>26032597
maybe some at $9990

>> No.26032920
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26032920

DEXG, the solution to all decentralised exchange problems, finally.

>> No.26033109

Whale here, dumping the rest of my bags at 250, all 150k of them. Dont ask how. You have been WARNED BETTER SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.26033133

>>26033109
more like tuna than a whale

>> No.26033255

Whale here, I’m adding massive amounts to my bags, buying loads at $249, just giving you little guys a chance to get in before me.

>> No.26033618
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26033618

J. Chen took a dump in my crocs.

>> No.26033755

$400 end of January.

>> No.26033896

>>26033755
400 cents maybe..

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>>26033896
hilarity ensues.

>> No.26034169

I wasn’t sure about dexg before this thread but after seeing the type of fud here, I’m going to drop a few eth in. Retarded

>> No.26034299

>>26034169
are you serious? you should be selling

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26034307

jollen ching chong ting tong tang went to the same high school as me, he used to walk round dressed in a fursuit asking everyone to pat him and give him snuggles, which they would. when he found out that everyone only did it to make fun of him and laugh at him behind his back, he swore revenge, saying he would scam all "whitey american assahole" out of their dollars by creating a scam crypro project. looks like he finally did it. avoid this shitcoin.

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>>26034169
this clown is about to get rich, respect anon.

>> No.26034562

>>26034307
who doesn’t want to scam ameriburgers? well done based jollen.

>> No.26034754

In 6 months time, we’ll look back on the price now, laugh and reminisce about how much of a pittance it currently is. Good times.

>> No.26034791

>>26034169
You’re going to make it, dexgbro.

>> No.26035650

Gonna keep buying and nothing can stop me

>> No.26035820
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26035820

Do not buy voyeur jollens dexg, image related.

>> No.26036692

wake up to $350 tomorrow

>> No.26036883

>>26034299
I will never sell. Passive income from fee rewards, $1 per dexg per day.

>> No.26037069

This morning, I was feeding my toddler when he turned to me and said his first words: "What a piece of work is Jollen Chen! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an Angel! in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither; though by your smiling you seem to say so." I then turned to my wife and said, "I bet it's a shitcoin.

>> No.26037205

I’ve went back in time as far back as I could reading all the threads on DEXG which were still available and I couldn’t find ONE piece of fud which I could either verify as being remotely real/feasible or anything of that sort which is really encouraging. Even most of the good projects shilled on biz have major fud which is then debunked and so on. Only positives. Going to add to my stack. I challenge anybody with any convincing or real FUD to come forward. Conversely, stay poor

>> No.26037373

>>26037205
True.

>> No.26037437

>>26037205
ok bitch, how about this: DEXG WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN UNI V3. SCREENSHOT THIS YOU MONGOLIAN CUMSWAPPER

>> No.26037527

>>26037437
the SWAPDEX will RISE AGAIN

>> No.26037719

>>26037437
Daddy chill

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26038416

>>26027992
>there's a predictable event in the future that will lower the price
>that's a bad thing

>> No.26038598

We don't know what the passive income DEXG holders will get from their cut of fees is going to look like yet, but even if it's pretty low and this becomes a fairly used exchange, even holding 50 DEXG will be enough to make you independently financially independently.

>> No.26038825

>>26037437
You inbred fuck, please go and fuck your sister or whatever you do in your part of the world, curry eating dirty pajeet. Nobody said this will surpass uni v3, it doesn’t need to. Good luck making any money with the UNI token by investing less than $200k in it because of the ballooned supply. Also, good luck with the IL you uneducated cunt, you’re definitely ngmi.

>> No.26038834

also this staking round ends in 2 hours so you might even see the price jump again, lol

>> No.26039230

>>26038834
love the post staking round pump. i never swing or trade but it feels good seeing number go up

>> No.26039250

>>26037205
Dude u need more fud, we are still accumulating

>> No.26039669

>>26039250
Yeah but give me something good, some good FUD - not Singapore being a thirld world country when it’s literally the most expensive place to live in the world

>> No.26039957

>>26038825
ok spunkmunching niggerlover, you know nothing about UNI V3. THEY WILL OUTDO YOUR SHITTY HIV RIDDEN EXCHANGE IN EVERY DIRECTION BE IT IL, FEES OR SLIPPAGE YOU NIGGERMONKEY ROACH.

>> No.26040460

>>26039957
You’ve just convinced me that you don’t understand what’s happening around you. It’s ok, there are places for animals like you, they’re called mental institutions.

>> No.26040554

massive scam

>> No.26040645

>>26038834
Why would the staking round ending mean a pump? doesn't it mean stakers are now able to sell their tokens?

>> No.26040731

>>26040460
JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU CCP-RAN SCAMAZ WILL AT BEST BE A #2 EXCHANGE, IT WILL NEVER EVER EVER BEAT UNI V3

>> No.26040778

>>26040645
they normally withdraw in DEXG which means the 10% USD they have staked is used to buy DEXG. This causes a little price bump. Look at the DEXG price chart after December 25 (the day the last staking round ended).