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How do you lie on a resume? What do you say? And what do you do when you encounter a situation you dont have experience in?

>> No.25982263

>>25982205
Bump I'm curious too

>> No.25982442

>>25982205
>>25982263
Lie for longer

>> No.25982475

The trick is to stretch the truth, but if you outright don't have experience in something just leave it off the resume. You're going to get embarrassed in the interview. If you do know the basics of it, you can stretch the truth. If you land an interview make sure you can parrot some BS you researched in the days before the interview.

Once you're in it's pretty hard to get fired unless you're like grossly incompetent at your job.

>> No.25982640

>>25982205
>worked a cashier job?
>"administrative assistant"
>"duties include processing transactions and providing quality customer service"
Thats how you lie on your resume. Like this guy said >>25982475 just stretch the truth. Also, faking references isnt all that hard. All the have to do is say you were an excellent employee and showed commitment/didnt miss work. Reference calls are really short and HR departments dont really give a fuck (Ive given lots of false references for people, they almost all got jobs)

>> No.25982834

>>25982475
So say I've worked with someone whoe does x thing and I know what they do and how, can I say I have experience in x ?

>> No.25982862

>>25982205
The best tip to lying is you literally have to make yourself believe it. That's what the best narcissists do

>> No.25982998

>>25982862
I do this already lol, thanks

>> No.25983002

>>25982834
I don't see why not as long as you can actually replicate it at work. If they ask for employment verification though you might be fucked.

>> No.25983053

Can you actually get away with lying about having a degree or is that just a LARP?

>> No.25983174

>>25983053
Its pretty risky so I've been told. Something with them blacklisting you hard and its illegal in most places