I wish I could be a NEET again

[Anonymous No.25974223]

I miss waking up at whatever time, I miss not having to worry about bills and meeting deadlines, I miss gaming all night and drinking. Bros, the wageslave live is gonna be the end of me but the neet life is really unsustainable and unfulfilling. What's the perfect balance?

[Anonymous No.25974386]

>>25974223
You miss being a child, so do we all buy that is not the way things work. Sorry but you're going to have to grow up

[Anonymous No.25974432]

>>25974223
Get a comfy WFH job where you barely have to do anything, it's easier than ever now that everyone is scared of the memeflu

[Anonymous No.25974452]

Find someone who loves you and kill them

[Anonymous No.25974480]

>>25974432
its ok, your president (formerly known as one of howard stern's wackpackers) is on the case with high pitch erick

[Anonymous No.25974541]

What the fuck is wrong with NEET life? Honestly guys I might be a fucking loser living in the basement of my parents at 30 years old, but I have almost 800k in crypto right now

I lived years on my own working some low income jobs in another city just abusing drugs, literally shittiest time of my life. Literally things have never been comfier,, I even bought my retired boomer dad some fucking 20k boat and 20k car so he would just shut the fuck up and he lets me live here for like the next 5 years or something

I'm not planning to move out before this corona clown world is over

[Anonymous No.25974619]

>>25974541
I have a job and a girlfriend, I literally can't go back.

[Anonymous No.25974665]

>>25974223
do something that you really like and if you dont know what you like, do some work for yourself learn something new a new craft maybe

if you work for yourself and moderate the drink and the weed i tell you you life is gonna be alot better, have some dreams and love for others

[Anonymous No.25974723]

>>25974665
Fuck your boomer advice. I just dont wanna wageslave but I have no option, its bullshit.

[Anonymous No.25974731]

>>25974541
Based. NEET life, best life. I have been a NEET for years. Only started working this week so i can invest in crypto. I had the worst sleep i can remember and feel on edge all the time. The work is worse than trash. im starting to feel its not worth it. Selling my soul for pennies is dreadful.

[Anonymous No.25974939]

>>25974541
>What the fuck is wrong with NEET life?
its the most depressing life style ever. You are putting ur self in a jail cell and wiring into a computer all day willingly. Im a NEET and have been for the past 8 years. I think about killing my self daily. I have zero contact with other humans and live my life like a sim through my monitor. I fucking hate this shit and the only thing keeping me going is one day i will have enough money so i can go outside and live like a human.

[Anonymous No.25975046]

>>25974939
Atleast you have the option to leave your jail cell.

[Anonymous No.25975118]

>>25975046
i have all my money in crypto right now and only have enough for really basic shit

[Anonymous No.25975201]

>>25974541
this bro, covid made me realise how good neet life is, and it's good to refuse to be a part of this hypergamous society. Your own family is all that matters

[Anonymous No.25975223]

>>25974939
i've been a "NEET" since 6 years old, i know more than you and about the evolution of the past 30 years of internet more than you'll ever know. NEETS will be the new 1%,

[Anonymous No.25975293]

>>25975118
You mean you don't get SSI, SSDI, or unemployment? Take advantage of the system bro.

[Anonymous No.25975294]

>>25975223
are you actually fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.25975329]

I want to get out of neet life. im tired of having no freedon

[Anonymous No.25975421]

>>25974386
..and other retarded lies wageslaves tell themselves

[Anonymous No.25975918]

>>25974939
Lmao you were born to be a wagie. The simple fact that you even feel loneliness means you were never gonna make it as a neet. Go get a fast food job

[Anonymous No.25975925]

>Just wageslave for 65 years bro.
Wagies cant think for themselves. Theyre just following their boomer parents who got basically a free house (laughably low mortgages), free car, free waifu, good salary, healthcare, better society and many more benefits. The game is rigged and i dont want to play.

[Anonymous No.25976406]

>>25974223

I love being NEET. I almost feel guilty, like everyone is my slave and they don't realize it. All I do is go to the gym, cook/clean for myself, check on my crypto prices, play genshin impact, watch pirated videos. I don't want to make friends because all most people talk about is wageslavery and pretend to be proud of being good at wageslaves, or beat themselves for not being better wageslaves, and how they must have ABC and ADHD and XYZ because they aren't better wageslaves. Or they're breeders, kek. I live in my own cheap apartment with a cool roommate, only $400 a month utilities included. My life would be perfect except I have health problems. If I ever have to wageslave again, probably because crypto tanked, I'm comitting sudoku stat. Did I mention I have a cute FWB? I never dreamed my life would be so good.

[Anonymous No.25976520]

>>25974223
>Busy day of delivering food
>Get a pizza order that is 40 minutes overdue
>Arrive at the restaurant and the owner throws the pizza at me like a frisbee
>Run up to punch him
>He smashes a kebab in my face
I love working

[Anonymous No.25976910]

>tfw spent all day in wagey meetings while playing skyrim.

All I am missing rn is some pussy and I would be golden.

[Anonymous No.25977355]

>>25974541
God how I wish that were me...

[Anonymous No.25977594]

>>25974223
Ideal life is NEETing in the woods with high-speed internet for 6 months, work like a dog 24/7 on some kind of massive project with <10 people for 4-8 months, party in a penthouse in the city for 1-2 months, repeat.

[Anonymous No.25977879]

>>25974223
The coronavirus forced me into NEET life and its fucking boring as hell.
I was an aspiring DJ and promoter before the virus hit and I had it good, play some music for people and get free drinks and drugs all night and get paid. I miss the club scene and music festivals. Yall are lame as fuck.

[Anonymous No.25977986]

>>25977879
Sorry I can’t achieve that level of normie.

[Anonymous No.25978044]

>>25974386
>growing up is being a wageslave
sooo fucking sick of this cope.

[Anonymous No.25978209]

>>25977355
Yup sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.25978283]

>>25977986
I'm not even really a normie. The normie society will consider me a weirdo. I just found my niche and scene.

[Anonymous No.25978402]

>>25978283
Genuinely glad for you and jealous of you. Hope things open up in just your area for your sake.

[Anonymous No.25978847]

>>25974223

WFH.

[Anonymous No.25978933]

>>25974223

Power raking:

"made it" NEET > WFH with a 1 hour a day job > NEET > Wageslave.

[Anonymous No.25978937]

>>25974223
self employed anon
i'm a neet who makes bank passively

[Anonymous No.25979425]

>>25974223
Wageslave is truly slavery of the body and mind. I used to regret wasting years as a NEET until I realized that being a wagecuck takes away the most valuable thing in the universe: time. You can not get it back.

A wageslave is destined to 8 hours of mind numbing working and to cope with the stresses, he CONSOOMS whatever is trendy because he needs to forget his miserable lifestyle. He can not study the Greeks or learn to apperciate the Arts as this will take up time. The wageslave always thinks in how much time it will cost him instead of actually enjoying hobbies. Everything serves as an escapism instead of a learning experience. Self improvement is never on the table. Once their free time is over, its back to the same mind numbing job again. A wageslave may respond with "muh paycheck" but what good is a paycheck when you do not have the time to learn how the financial markets work, let alone being able to invest? Even most are sold into the lie that only 8% gains are possible in the stock market. It is a shameful cycle that most go through. I pity the wageslave more than the NEET.