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How the fuck do you store your shitcoins?

For Bitcoin you have safe wallets like Bitcoin Core, but who seriously trusts any software coming from shitcoins? they aren't even decentralized, and your Windows machine is compromised by default so all software you install there is probably as safe as leaving it on Chinknance if not less.

hen theres the whole fucking staking thing which automatically puts you into a clusterfuck of income gains and you have to report every fucking incoming transaction into your wallet, making it perfect so you/your accountant makes a mistake during filling taxes and you get fucked (watch the zoomer larps claiming they don't pay tax get fucked when they cash out with all these staked coins out of nowhere unable to prove the profits' origins)

How the fuck do people with wide portfolios manage? You are supposed to hold for a long time, specially now that the bear market will begin, hoping there's another one which may take years. ETH, LINK, XSN, whatever the fuck else you are holding.. just lol. Do you really leave it all on Binance hoping funds are safu? jfl

>> No.25973696

What kinda sweater is this so I can get one for my anime titty gf?

>> No.25973765

is that Lyon?

>> No.25973816

are those knockers natural ?

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>>25973468

>> No.25973911

why do I always click on these threads?

>> No.25973942

>>25973911
cause booba

>> No.25973947

>>25973911
Haha same.

>> No.25973981

>>25973468
Coins are not stored in wallets. They are stored on the chain.

>> No.25974024

>>25973468
You can store ERC20 shitcoins on a MEW wallet created offline.

>> No.25974051

>>25973696
Anyone? This is clearly a coomer thread, so anyone know what kind of sweater that is? I googled corded sweater and nothing.

>> No.25974053

>>25973468
who is she? anyone have her IG?

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>>25973468
>How the fuck do people with wide portfolios manage?
>make a air gapped paper wallet
>cut up the private key into multiple places
>store 1 part of the private key in a bank in switzerland
>store another part of the private key in a safety deposit box in singapore
>store the 3rd section of the private key at a bank in australia

this is how the winklechad twins store over $1 billion worth of personal bitcoin

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>>25973468
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHERS!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILK, YOU LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO, I'LL SCREAM AND SHOUT!

I'LL CRY! I'LL WHINE! I'LL STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY

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>>25974024
Do you avoid staking to avoid taxable events? Can I disable all staking on these fucking mew wallets?

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>> No.25974202

>>25973981
Not based whatsoever. Wallets exist on the chain, what do you think your seed phrase lets you access? There are wallet interfaces like MEW and metamask; that's what you're thinking about, but they just let you view and use functions of wallets on the chain.

>> No.25974233

>>25974123
>storing private keys in chunks in different banks
Yeah that's retarded.

Anyway this is about storing shitcoins dummy, not btc. It's reasonable to think BTC blockchain will not shit the bed, however other coins not so much.

>> No.25974286

trezor taped under my desk

>> No.25974290

>>25973823
How do you make the eyes get out of the image boundary?

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>>25974202
>mew
>metamask
So what's better?
And what about coins that aren't ERC20 tokens? Isnt XSN its own thing for instance? I just cant believe people download all these fucking wallets on Windows 10 and think it's safer thank Chinkance when it's as nuts.

>> No.25974423

>>25974161
MEW is an ethereum wallet which allows storing ERC20 tokens besides ETH, that's all.

Staking, if implemented, is done on the smart contract side and is not part of the ERC20 standard so MEW won't help you with it.

I am not american.

>> No.25974709

>>25974313
Many coins have their own wallet clients, MEW and Metamask are just for etherium and erc-20 tokens. So if your shitcoin is an etherium shitcoin, you can use mew or metamask, but if you want an offline wallet otherwise, depending on the shitcoin, you probably need to download unique wallet clients.

Honestly, as much as people will call me a retard, I've kept my shitcoins on exchanges and never been rugged except by Quadriga which was never meant to trade extensively on anyways and was more of a fiat ramp. Managing different wallets for different shitcoins can be a pain in the ass.

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>>25974709
Which exchanges? Other than Coinbase, Kraken and perhaps Binance, the rest you are on a suicide mission leaving them there.

Then again, all these shitcoin wallets are retarded, specially if you put them on Windows. And went you want to quickly sell you probably have to wait for some fucking syncing of the thing. Holy shit.

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>>25974423
Im not an american and I think staking counts as income gains in most European countries.

>> No.25975412

>>25974233
well that's how the winklevoss twins do it, and they have more btc than this board combined

>> No.25976060

>>25974290
you make the illusion of breaching boundary by making the background similiar to the CSS of 4chan and adding a white square behind the pepe, the eyes go out of the square onto the blue background which is in the image
also you're a retard and you should learn a little about this basic shit

>> No.25976109

>>25975359
Bittrex Global in my case, but Binance is much better volume for the coins I hold, so I'd be better off there realistically. And yep, you see my problem with the shitcoin wallets. Good luck keeping it organized, especially if you have a relatively diverse portfolio.

>> No.25976151

>>25976060
This, tell anon to change his color scheme and ask him if it's still breaching boundary

>> No.25976156

>>25975405
Everyone is American! Wake up!

>> No.25976341

>>25974053
I need to know this too, I think I might have something that belongs to her