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25962639 No.25962639 [Reply] [Original]

Good morning, BAO BOYS. I heard that Baoman is presently hiring more developers. If you know, you know. If you don't know...

BAO will allow us to create synthetic assets for use on the next big decentralized exchange. As discussed in yesterday's thread, this won't just include derivatives and options. This will include anything you can imagine - like a /biz/ index based on the ratio of green:pink Wojaks up at any given moment.

In other words, BAO is like SNX + Aave but for Uniswap and Sushiswap.

BAO has a $2.5M marketcap. SNX has a $2B+ marketcap. We are in on the ground floor of something BIG.

BAO BOYS KNOW.

>> No.25962660

BAO's unironically pulling a Sushi

>> No.25962777
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>>25962660
All Bao Boys will have unrestricted access to the Bao Citadel in Shanghai once we reach $500M marketcap. You heard it here.

>> No.25962825

Is BAOMAN still a stupid nigger that fuds his own project because he’s scared of biz autists?
Fuck the faggot, he’s the reason this shit won’t pump anymore.

>> No.25962826

>>25962777
>Checked lucky trips of truth
We all going to make it lads!

>> No.25962857

>>25962639
Holding. And waiting.

>> No.25962871

>>25962825
KYS dumb fucker, he doesn't want stupid fucking moonbois like yourself shitting all over the project

>> No.25962920

Bao has to be the biggest load of faggotry, trying to pretend to be those kool kids "If you know, you know, if you don't know..." fuck off with that bullshit. This shit isn't fight club. This shit isn't the illuminati.

You faggots keep fucking making new threads all the fucking time with your potato dumpling mother fuckers screaming to the world "HEY! LOOK AT ME! I KNOW SOMETHING BUT IT'S A SECRET! IT'S SUPER HUSH HUSH!" Well guess fucking what? YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING WEEB RETARDS!

Most of us grew out of the edgelord weeb phase in our fucking teens. The illuminati isn't kool and neither are you.

>> No.25962946

>>25962920
Seethe harder faggot

>> No.25962951

>bought 40,000,000 BAO for $2000
>sold for $5000 to dummies that overpay for farming coins
>farming $700 of LP of (redacted)/ETH for 4 days and have 5m pending

kek I love this little cute nigga. I wish I didn't have to harvest to start my lock period because the contract makes gas expensive. I think I'll harvest at 20m

>> No.25962976

fomo'ed into this shitcoin. have like 1/2 mill of it
never listen to biz

>> No.25962988

BAO is definitely some femboy asian shit. The dev is a tranny, probably the same fucking nigger as sushichef who realized he isn't actually capable of coding anything original so he's running the same scam back under a new name.

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>>25962639
28 followers KEK
Why do retards buy these shitty uniswap scams.
This project reminds me of the illegal immigrant chinese lady that I used to buy counterfeit DVD's from as a kid. No doubt that her Chinese smuggler overlords probably whored her out at night to stinking fat men for $5 a go

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>>25963004
Classic moron. Yes, wait until the coin is already popular and high marketcap to buy in. Don't get in too early goyim!

>> No.25963201

>>25962639
Another cringey food token that'll bleed to nothing while you miss your Fuse bottom entry? No thanks!

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>>25963201

>> No.25963293

comfy hold

>> No.25963318

>>25963105
Name a piece of food and i can have a working clone of this shitty project along with high quality adobe illustrated emojis of it ready to go in about 3 hours.

>> No.25963319

>>25962857
Farm, don't just hold. Even the instant vesting returns are roughly 40% apy, then you get another 1950% over 3 years

In b4 fuck gas prices. Yes, they're stupid high.

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>>25962920

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>>25963318
Yet here you are...

>> No.25963410

>>25963370
Thank you.

>> No.25963604

>>25963391
luigi.finance
tendies
yam
yam v2
sushi swap
Sashimiswap
pizza.finance
Taco
Shrimp
meme
Spaghetti
Chop
cream
grape
ham
melon

There have literally been hundreds of these food themed swap yield farming tokens with the majority of them being scams.

You idiots deserve everything you get buying these trash "get rich quick" projects

>> No.25963626

>>25962920
Is this bullish for BAO? Seems bullish ngl

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>>25963391

>> No.25963841

>>25963604
Sushiswap, one of the worlds largest DEX partners w/ this guy for their future deriv markets.

"Get rich quick" You don't even know what the coin distribution is, get the FUCK out newfag

>> No.25963941

>>25963644
I would unironically buy Chop.

>> No.25963985

>>25963626
This is incredibly bullish. They hated Jesus, too. Never forget.

>>25963841
I'm convinced that none of the doubters understand the significance of this at all. This is what makes Bao such a good bet.

>> No.25964141

>>25963604
>>25963644
So you are just another larping fudding faggot? Good to know!

>> No.25964418

Any full time Bao farmers here yet? I am interested to hear about your arrangements.

>> No.25964488

>>25964418
Farming with half my stack and sitting on the other half for now. Considering using some other assets to farm, but unsure yet if I will make this move because if the market starts moving again I would rather hold than have my coins locked in a liquidity pool and suffer impermanent loss.

>> No.25964578

>>25964418
it's easy i set it up and now i make about 10% of my staked stack a day

>> No.25964641

>>25963318
Will SushiSwap be adding your coin to their roadmap?

>> No.25964794

>>25963318
haggis

>> No.25965407

Looks like more money is coming in, boys. People are waking up.

>> No.25965722

75eth buy immedieatly sent back to uni for pooling lmao

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>>25965722
?? who the fuck??

>> No.25966148

>>25965958
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x11c1f3afe9712f28e6b13ff6fa44612230c8dd87df217906a155081cd0856acc/
https://etherscan.io/tx/0xdbfe563a232bba627a59cf75d7af2d49f32554f4891fc5ce1d9f0809c0674323/

>> No.25966400

>>25966148
very nice. it is good to see bigger players getting involved with the project so early on. we will probably see a lot more big bao buys once the sushi roadmap starts taking off.

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>>25965958
>My potions are strong for you, potion seller!

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I just can't deposit my BAO-ETH UNIV2 tokens the gas fees are skyrocketing rn. What can I do with these tokens?

>> No.25966778

Aaaaaand they dumped

>> No.25966907

Fuuuuuck I just somehow screwed up moving my bao from coinbase wallet to metamask, fucking wallet recommended a different address than what I had on clipboard and I sent 480k bao there. It's not a ton of money, but I hate to lose $50 for literally nothing.

Fuck.

>> No.25967038

>>25966778
and just like that we're taking off again

>> No.25967068

its pretty easy to tell who the real "People of BAO" are. hint: seething flamings wojacks aren't