Today is my birthday

[Anonymous No.25951153]

Just turned 30. Shill me a birthday coin that will make me rich.

[Anonymous No.25951167]

>>25951153
kys

[Anonymous No.25951180]

>>25951153
unironically ETH. huge upgrades over the next couple years

[Anonymous No.25951377]

>>25951153
Happy Birthday anon!

[Anonymous No.25951413]

>>25951153
happy birthday, OP :D

[Anonymous No.25951545]

Happy birthday brother, welcome to the 30s

[Anonymous No.25951649]

happy birthday friendo

[Anonymous No.25951818]

>>25951167
Where to buy KYS? Uniswap?

[Anonymous No.25952280]

>>25951153
Better yet friendo
sit 50% in stable coins just in case
catch the dip and buy yourself something nice

[Anonymous No.25952371]

>>25952280
You talking about tether fud fren?

[Anonymous No.25952441]

Happy birthday anon! You’re gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.25952454]

>>25951153
Happy birthday, anon. The answer is always Link.

[Anonymous No.25952512]

>>25951153
Happy birthday anon. Hab wonderbul gains this year.

[Anonymous No.25952727]

>>25951153
You're a Capricorn so the closed viable coin to that archetype would be uniswap.
Note that Capricorn is ruled by Saturn which ruthlessly punishes you for taking the easy way out or cutting corners so throwing all your money into speculative pseudo-assets will likely blow up in your face. Capricorns are supposed to slowly and carefully build up a fortress of hard earned wealth by grinding and having good work ethic and not falling for risky shortcuts.
Gambling everything and having it pay off in spite of yourself is more of a Sagittarius thing.

[Anonymous No.25953072]

>>25952727
I missed UNI AirDrop and I dont believe in astrology. But thanks anyway

[Anonymous No.25953132]

>>25951153
Monero but you’ll need 100 of them to make it.

[Anonymous No.25953147]

Happy birthday fren. My 30th is coming up in 3 years. How are you handling it? I feel like it's going to be a depressing milestone, but other times I feel like it won't.
Anyways, check out AMP. (not AMPL). It collatorizes the Flexa Network, and trades on Gemini. I'm pretty sure it's the only one that trades on Gemini, but not on Coinbase or Binance. There's rumors Coinbase listing is coming very very soon, and that's going to launch it. DYOR into how it works, but I have a comfy 2k USD put into it, and am hoping we go from .7/.8 cents to 1USD this cycle.

[Anonymous No.25953178]

>>25953147
Forgot to mention, Gemini and Flexa are hand-in-hand partnering.
https://www.gemini.com/blog/flexa-and-gemini-partner-to-make-it-easy-to-use-cryptocurrency

[Anonymous No.25953179]

>>25951153
>tfw I will be 30 some day

[Anonymous No.25953219]

Fuck off grandpa
Shouldnt you be the one giving us tips old ass nigga

[Anonymous No.25953257]

happy birthday anon.

[Anonymous No.25953264]

>>25951153
Put a lit candle up your ass and time stamp it and I'll give you 10 birthday links

[Anonymous No.25953316]

happy birthday OP. I also my birthday today... been shit so far

[Anonymous No.25953651]

>>25953264
How would he prove the candle is lit if its inside his asshole?

[Anonymous No.25953828]

>>25952727
Capricorn here, but what if I haven't thrown all my money into crypto, but strategically invested a reasonable amount and still have made bank from it? Would daddy Saturn still be mad?

[Anonymous No.25953894]

>>25953651
Lit side outside. Like a fine cigar.

>>25951153
What do you say birthday boy?

[Anonymous No.25954048]

>>25953316
Happy birthday to you too anon

>>25953894
Not gonna sell myself for 10 Link. I can afford it

[Anonymous No.25954107]

Happy Birthday anon
'tis my brother's birthday too
May your stinkies hit $100 EOM

[Anonymous No.25954146]

$ADA

[Anonymous No.25954181]

>>25951153
Hey it's my birthday too!

I'm 23

[Anonymous No.25954223]

>>25951153
probably the safest option is link

[Anonymous No.25954986]

>>25954181
Happy birthday anon