/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.25947763]

>be me
>made it off crypto, 1mill+ portfolio. have 250k+in stonks
>live with parents at 23. recently quit my career last summer to live out neet fantasy.
>parents dont agree with neet lifestyle even though i have the moneys
>tell me to either get a part time job to keep me busy or leave them.
i dont want to leave my folks bros. i also live rent free which is nice. are there any cool jobs these days with slampig coworkers? please give advice bros.

[Anonymous No.25947803]

>>25947763
buy their house and kick them out

[Anonymous No.25947814]

> made it
> live with parents still and are such a loser they are actively trying to get you out of the house

[Anonymous No.25947825]

>>25947763
Grow the fuck up and get your own place

[Anonymous No.25947827]

>>25947763
just move out dude. don't let your parents guilt you into becoming a wageslave just because they were slaves their whole life. you made it, don't give away your time for pennies, you don't have to. imagine yourself at the end of your life and you remember you spent it working even though you made it from crypto at 23

[Anonymous No.25947859]

>>25947814
on top of that retard wants to work again
some can make it and yet still be cucks

[Anonymous No.25947874]

You haven't made it if you haven't yet experienced being a man.

[Anonymous No.25947893]

>>25947803
fpbp

[Anonymous No.25947907]

>>25947763
>also live rent free
this has to be a larp
this is insane

[Anonymous No.25947956]

Do you need to get paid? You could volunteer in university labs to "get experience" in something. My university aquatic ecology lab job was some of the best years of my life but had to quit since the pay was shit.

[Anonymous No.25947988]

>>25947763
your parents are right. you are too young to stop learning. you have the luxury of being able to pick and choose, many your age don't. you will regret it if you don't take advantage of your brain before it starts to atrophy. even working customer service will teach to to deal with people and solve problems, and knowing you can leave at the drop of a hat is a sanity saver. I don't know if your parents are great or crap, but they're doing the right thing here.

[Anonymous No.25948150]

>>25947763
Why don't you rent a wework office and go shitpost there all day and pretend to work?

[Anonymous No.25948206]

At least pay some rent you cuck

[Anonymous No.25948207]

>>25947763
Just keep getting shitty min wage jobs, act like a chad, brag about your gains, and tell your manager ydgaf about getting fired so he can shit his faggot mouth

[Anonymous No.25948442]

>>25947763
I have a ~1.9 mil euro net worth at 21 because of crypto and a lot of luck, at 20 I moved out into a studio apartment and have been living comfy ever since

I should add that for various reasons only my mom is aware of my wealth

[Anonymous No.25948540]

>>25947763
Just say you have a job and go to the mall or arcade for eight hours a day. Rent an office at your local we work equivalent and just make it your little clubhouse.

You and your parents will be satisfied and it'll probably be cheaper than rent.

[Anonymous No.25948667]

>>25947803
Based, just like Jesse in Breaking Bad

[Anonymous No.25949648]

he cannot live by himself

[Anonymous No.25950032]

The one thing that people who won the lottery and then went broke have in common is they all quit their job

[Anonymous No.25950226]

>>25950032
Which is by no means why the go broke

[Anonymous No.25950268]

>>25947763
sir how many DIA did you have to hold through the summer pamp to make it?

[Anonymous No.25950305]

>>25947763
Work as much as you want where ever. You're free to be as much of a shit starter as you want. Be free

[Anonymous No.25950372]

>>25950226
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.25950390]

if you dont need money then go work at a charity. it would be way more fulfilling then wageslaving away. go help out at the animal shelter near you, you might meet some cool people

[Anonymous No.25950434]

>>25950372
not even close

[Anonymous No.25950489]

>>25947763
You think that's enough money to retire on at your age? Good luck.

[Anonymous No.25950505]

>>25947988
This

[Anonymous No.25950554]

>>25947763
Your parents sound like ungrateful retards. You should put them in the cheapest shittiest retirement home you can find when they get to that age.

[Anonymous No.25950581]

>>25950372
I make twice as much money than the average family in my county makes in a year while I'm asleep, lottery winners (and people that get a large windfall via inheritance) lose it all because they see it as a large pile of money to be used for houses, cars, and vacations

You're just wrong, not because correlation does not imply causation, but because mathematically a wagie salary equates to pennies compared to what the people you are talking about get handed

[Anonymous No.25950588]

Damn good job op. I have a 6 fig folio in the exact same situation.

[Anonymous No.25950627]

>>25947763
If you have that much money, just start paying their bills for them, and they will love having you live there. You can't just sit in your room and horde resources like that. Share it with your family, and let them know how smart you are at investing.

[Bitcoin Canada No.25950719]

Going though the same think OP

>2 million all in BTC

>90K cash

>25 years old

>Quit my job about 4-5 months ago and have been sitting at home since

>Dad has been cool about it but mom is pushing to get a job

Honestly want a job because sitting at home suck. Just waiting for the Corona vaccine so I can move to the big city. Another Anon suggested to me to go back to school when I made a similar thread. I suggest you give it a try, spend the next few months lifting then be ready for next September to relive to college experience.

[Anonymous No.25950733]

>>25947763
>23, 1.25 Mill
It's good, but it's not making it, especially at your age. The highest yeilds people can safely make on dividends is 4-5% and that is practically zero capital appreciation and leaving the majority all in crypto at the height of a bull run is suicidal.
40-50k a year is barely enough to live comfortably as a hermit.

[Anonymous No.25950775]

>>25947763
Most work is good because you meet people and get to know people. This is good for humans as we are social creatures by nature. get a part time job at a grocery store or something if you absolutely hate everyone there quit and find a new one.

[Anonymous No.25950822]

>>25947763
Stope being a fucking sperg leech and pay some damn bills

[Anonymous No.25950875]

>>25950733
you need at least $2 million, but probably more like $3 million if you want to park it in a dividend fund. plenty of people with a million banked living the wagie life

[Anonymous No.25950906]

>>25950719
yes goy take the vaccine

[Anonymous No.25950915]

Part time at a small grocery store is pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.25950944]

>>25949648
Derrrr

[Anonymous No.25950954]

>>25947763
Pay your parents rent, white nigger.

[Anonymous No.25950976]

>>25947825
>Grow the fuck up and get your own place
Don't listen to this FED OP. Soon you'll be able to buy this wagie's land and he'll be paying rent to you.
Keep saving and and have a long term plan that involves investing eventually getting real estate to appease your parents. For now, just keep most of your money where you feel you'll continue getting a good return over the next 2 years. Maybe allocate 20% to stocks that will take off from Biden's infrastructure bill. Max around 15% to 10% for risker investments, like small cap stuff.

As for jobs with Architect's tastes, anything to do with Apple Bees, or a job geographically close to a Hooters would suffice. Just be sure you're a good Christian lad and she's a good Christian lassy so you can get married.
best of luck anon. Earn money now through investments. Don't move out just yet.

[Anonymous No.25950982]

>>25947763
Move out and buy a homestead, learn some gardening and husbandry.

[Anonymous No.25951044]

Pay your parents rent you damn degenerate

[Anonymous No.25951068]

Why dont you fags start dumping your crypto into cash, pay your taxes on them and invest in something more stable?

[Anonymous No.25951069]

>>25947763
Just say you Uber and drive off to your side pad for the day.

[Anonymous No.25951073]

>>25950489
OP listen to this guy. If you think 1 mill now is enough to make it you are going to be super fucked in your 30s/40s when it runs out and you’ll try to wageslave with absolutely no skills or experience or life skills. Let alone trying to meet someone and start a family - no normal woman is going to near someone who neetposts

[Anonymous No.25951119]

>>25947763
Anon I problem solve for a living, I got it! !
Your rich right, so trick those boomer bros.Get like a Airbnb, or rent one of those offices spaces. Leave the house for 3 days a week say your working in tech. Neet over at the other spot, come back home. Or make up a company and say your working remotely. Leave once a week tell them your meeting with the company. Problem solved. And maybe that space will inspire you to work on something you like. That will be 2 ETH plz: 0x507Fa2dd4C8005B0BF8aceE9a787FbeB1B48B3a9

[Anonymous No.25951194]

>>25950719
>move to the big city
Why would you move to what will become a massive tomb in the next 5 years? Are you insane? Work on a sustainable lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.25951255]

>>25950627
OP this one

[Anonymous No.25951278]

>>25947763
Why wouldn't you want to move out? I don't get it.
Peter pan syndrome?

[Anonymous No.25951287]

Buy houses cheap and rent them, atleast you gonna have always some money every month

[Anonymous No.25951289]

>>25950627
do this OP. start investing your parents money in crypto.

[Bitcoin Canada No.25951333]

>>25951194

100% to fuck a bunch of dumb sloots. When you see the same 100 girls on tinder of the last 5 years you start to go a little crazy.

[Anonymous No.25951364]

>>25947803
Based

[Anonymous No.25951390]

>>25947763
Get a manual labor job that’s cool like hardscaping or something, get good, and start a small business to fuck around with. If you approach It like a hobby it’s fun

[Anonymous No.25951401]

>>25951119
fucking jew leech go kys

[Anonymous No.25951460]

>>25950719
Go to uni and study something you're interested in
You dont have to worry about making money off your degree just go to learn something you like

[Bitcoin Canada No.25951546]

>>25951460
I already have a bachelors and professional designation so no sense in me going back.

Might as well just work 9-5 and use the extra money as summer time fun time cash flow.

[Anonymous No.25951666]

>>25947763
I did the same thing all of 2018 at 24 years old after I cashed out close to a million. Started a business and moved out 2019.

Now in hindsight I would have made more money if I just stayed in crypto and did nothing. Running the business was stressful and hard as fuck. Now I'm 27 turning 28. You're going to think I'm bullshitting but I don't regret starting the business and moving out, I regret fucking wasting being 24 rotting at homes playing vidya. I remember almost nothing from that year. I might as well have been dead or in a coma. Taking on all these responsibilities was a huge shock to my system coming from just comfortably and mindlessly living at home on the couch, I felt like I was drowning at times but it forced me to learn how to build a system on managing hundreds of things at once. But paradoxically I'm really glad I didn't continue just doing the comfy existence of nothingness indefinitely. Man that would have been so fucking sad. It's a trap man, don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.25951691]

>>25951390
fuck that. OP should honestly just be a barista at a coffee joint or a bartender a few hours a week so his social skills don't atrophy

[Anonymous No.25951704]

>>25947763
>wants to shag slampig coworkers
>still lives with parents
Don't think that's gonna work out

[Anonymous No.25951730]

>>25947763
your parents want to have grand children, give them that and they will leave you alone

[Anonymous No.25951733]

>>25951666
This anon is right that you should be staying active. Don't just fade away into obscurity. Meet people, do things, get a hobby, work on a side project for money so you have something to talk about with people, etc.
Live a normal life. Just keep your safety cushion and invest wisely.

[Anonymous No.25951826]

>>25947763
Go to college

[Anonymous No.25951858]

If you are not buying your own place, enrolling into college to challenge yourself and making it your plan to coom into hot college chicks right now I don’t know what to tell you.

Get to the top the field you want to excel in, challenge yourself, coom in bitches, this shit is second nature if you are a man

[Anonymous No.25951917]

autism

[Anonymous No.25951937]

>>25947763
give them some money

[Anonymous No.25951942]

>>25951666
what business? have you become a pimp?

[Anonymous No.25951951]

>>25951546
>no sense in me going back.

No dude go back to study something you LIKE
This is the place where those fine arts useless degrees are allowed. Go learn how to paint or write or weld or whatever the fuck you find cool

[Bitcoin Canada No.25952013]

>>25951951
idk bro Tinder exists these days. You can work a real job make 6 figures to blow while fucking the same college sluts and pretending to be a functioning member of society.

2 million in crypto even if cashed out today isn't enough to make.

[Anonymous No.25952026]

>>25947763
Jobs give you life experience anon, help u make friends and even meet a nice pajeeta

But you should leave home for sure, unless you enjoy having your mom listen to your nightly faps every day

[Anonymous No.25952030]

So for all the people that made it, was it basically getting in early 5+ years in either btc/eth/link?

[Bitcoin Canada No.25952047]

>>25952030
BTC/ETH Yes.

[Anonymous No.25952091]

>>25947763
you have the means to be anything you want Yet you wanna cling to safety and comfort as a man child, you’ll regret that decision as you age

[Anonymous No.25952279]

>>25951942
I bought out this restaurant in a downtown area for $140k and basically converted it into a new restaurant so I didn't really have to do a whole build out from scratch and do a really lengthy process of permit review and stuff. It had a really big basement, in the first few months I was kind of immature, I started meeting all these people and party there and made a recording studio and stuff. Then halfway through I was like nah I can't have all this ruckus going on and be running a business and kicked everyone out. It was actually pretty successful. I closed because of covid but it wasn't that big of a deal because I have fuckton in savings and got some grants and loans and stuff. I've just been working on streamlining everything and I'm in talks with some people for a licensing agreement or franchise.

[Anonymous No.25952283]

>>25952030
It’s about buying and holding and buying dips, then waiting 4-5 years. It’s literally that simple even now but few can do it cause it’s like treading water, it’s pitch black you’re out in the ocean without a lighthouse to guide you but a dream and a belief that it’s the right thing to do and you’ll make it, you Wether many storms, you question yourself, you wanna quit but then one day out of the blue you arrive at an island and it’s beautiful like you’d always believed it would be and it’s an empty island and nobody will ever Understand what it took to get there cause there’s no guaranteed map, it’s just belief

[Anonymous No.25952350]

>>25950719
fucking normie...you better sell that BTC if you want to stay rich.

[Anonymous No.25952355]

>>25947803

[Bitcoin Canada No.25952415]

>>25952350
I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.25953568]

>>25947803

[Anonymous No.25953595]

>>25947803
Damn that's based

[Anonymous No.25953650]

>>25948442
Holy fuck how did you made that?

[Anonymous No.25953710]

>>25947763
Take up some classes at the local Uni/CC. Pick a country you want to travel to after Covid blows over and learn that language.

[Anonymous No.25954271]

>>25947763
Looks like you have a lot of people seething wanting you to go wage slave like their miserable lives. Ignore them what you need is a hobby that makes you busy. Could be anything, me personally I'll buy a sailing boat, maintain and restore it

[Anonymous No.25954316]

Become a prepper. Teach yourself to live in the wild.

[Anonymous No.25954406]

>>25951278
Is there a reason to move out if you have zero interest in romantic/sexual relationships?

[Anonymous No.25954411]

>>25954271
1-2 million is nowhere near enough to retire.
He should buy a business with large profit margins and expand from there.

[Anonymous No.25954474]

>>25947763
>made it but still living with parents?
Sorry you didn't make it yet...

>live rent free lool
You are just using your parents money

Help your parents with the bills or move the fuck out

[Anonymous No.25954495]

>>25947763
You did not make it. Making it means to have a social life, productive hobbies and a family who loves you.

[Anonymous No.25954500]

>>25952283
This post made my night. Thanks for the inspiration Anon.

t. brokefag, hopefully WAGMI someday

[Anonymous No.25954521]

>>25947763
Pretend you have a job. Work out 5 hours a day

[Anonymous No.25954542]

$300k for your tranny surgery
$5k a month for your tranny pills
you're going to need more money OP!

[Anonymous No.25954550]

Take the Binkman test to see what you would enjoy the most and do it. it may very well tell you to go wait tables or some shit. Meet lots of people especially girls. Could be fun for awhile.

[Anonymous No.25954629]

>>25947988
big brain post

[Anonymous No.25954633]

Get a job as support in a project management office in a field you will find super interesting. You'll be below the project managers who are all career hungry as it gets, and they will do most of the work, leaving you crumbs to pick up. You'll just do shit like join zoom meetings from home where you'll be expected to do nothing but listen, maybe they will ask you to take minutes but it's generally the project managers responsibility. Your main duty will basically be uploading files to a Sharepoint or a cloud. Pays relatively good too. But key thing is that it's a field you're interested in. You could join a company that deals with AI for example and learn a lot about AI by just sitting in on meetings without doing much yourself nor needing to contribute. Just an idea OP!

[Anonymous No.25954671]

>>25950719
i don't know how you can sleep at night. I know it's not likely or even probable, but imagine waking up with BTC dumping real hard because of some regulation and you get cucked out of cashing out by (((exchanges))). I would fucking off myself.

[Anonymous No.25954692]

>>25950733
>40-50k a year is barely enough to live comfortably as a hermit.
huh? that's an upper middle-class lifestyle for a single guy

[Anonymous No.25954735]

>>25954406
being able to have intimacy, blasting your kino full volume, invite friends overs, things like that...

[Anonymous No.25954753]

>>25950733
If you can't make 20% in a bear market you're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.25955494]

>be 21 in 2013
>loved parties
>bought tons of drugs using BTC
>wasted all that money
>29 now
>living in parents basement with no job and only .01 BTC

[Anonymous No.25955516]

>>25955494
21 year old zoomer here, any recommendations? I don't have friends so I don't party or spend any of my money from my wagie job.

[Anonymous No.25955522]

>>25947803
Based. I kneel...

[Anonymous No.25955730]

>>25954411
Anything is better than wage slaving for some kike or going for some useless degree like other anons are saying

[Anonymous No.25955804]

>>25947763

I’m having the same dilemma, however unlike you I do want to do something with my life. I recently graduated with a masters in finance and am motivated to work hard at something however I don’t want to wageslave. The other option is starting a business however I lack the creativity to do that. What I’m missing is just a vision to work for in my life. Retiring and doing nothing feels like a waste of life to be honest.