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24
0.5 ETH, 0.03 BTC, 100 Link, and $500 in other shit coins too long of a list

No friends, no family, can't even afford a whore. Feeling like jumping off my mom's apartment balcony. What should I do biz?

>> No.25942750

Lol

>> No.25942752

buy a rope and chair

>> No.25942790

>>25942712
23
19 btc
17k link
200 eth
sucks to suck OP

>> No.25942805

>>25942712
you think you should jump off your moms balcony?

imagine having 28 BTC at the end of 2017 bull market only to lose a shit ton of it gambling on Bitmex

then making 19 BTC back in February/March 2018, and then revenge/ over trading chop back down to 1 BTC

and now I bartely even can get back to 1 BTC

>> No.25942869

Rob the other OP

>> No.25942896

>>25942790
yeah but you're also black so that kinda cancels that all out

>> No.25942989

Get a job and build a proper portfolio not just in crypto

>> No.25943299

>>25942712
Don't kill yourself bro. Don't listen to these retards

>> No.25943318

Not this LARPer again

>> No.25943373

>>25942712
At least go out the way Hunter would. Let niggers tongue your anus to death.

>> No.25943451

>>25942712
>...no family
>...jump off my mom's apartment
where is your mom OP? also why the fuck are you poor? You're a 24 year old male in good health, i'm assuming?

>> No.25944016

>>25942805
wtf anon how Jesus christ just how do all you retards make so much. i have like $2k in crypto thats all how the fuck do I fucking 5x that thats all I even want fucking $10k would change me and my sons life so much right now our situation is fucking SHIT and I have to force myself every day not to cash out my tiny fucking peanuts of btc since I actually need the $ then I get on here and read about shit like this man fuck some days I wanna just rope. I would have already if my mini didn't depend on me and didn't have a POS mom

>> No.25944393

>>25944016
NGMI

>> No.25944453

>>25942712
How high is the balcony? Make sure it's high enough to do the job OP

>> No.25945035

>>25942790
18
50 btc
4000 eth
900k link
sucks to suck faggot

>> No.25945168

>>25944393
I know man it hurts

>> No.25945316
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25945316

>>25945035
where in the ripe fruits of persephones asshole do you fellow youths get so much coin

>> No.25945375

>>25945035
>been accumulating since I was 7 bro!

>> No.25945640

>>25945035
1 days old
1000 btc
1million eth
12million link

fucks faggot to suck !

>> No.25946700

just go to work like everybody else you absolute fucking mutt

>> No.25946736

>>25942712
now this sounds believable

>> No.25946749

satoshi nakamoto here
one billion million in btc
i sold HOTDOG at the top
7 cents in Bitcoin Cash


yeah

>> No.25947028

>>25945640
Not even born yet
Conceived 19 days ago
Taken over mother's brain, compelling her to type this
1M BTC
100M ETH
1B LINK
1T GOOGOOGAGA
Suck it fags.

>> No.25947266

>>25944393
Your NGMI