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Currently booking a one way flight to SF to visit the Golden Gate Bridge

Thanks for all the memories

>> No.25931510

>>25931415
Even your planned exit is gonna gonna cost you what you don't have. Airfare to your destination. Just find a rope and do it locally. At least make one of your final decisions a smart one. Die cheaply.

>> No.25931660

>>25931415
im the guy thats lost 100k shorting. thats half my savings and im considering risking the other half. bitcoin is going to zero. ZERO. its only a time of when

>> No.25931698

>>25931415
Godspeed, fren. May the next life be more graceful to you.

>> No.25931707

>>25931415
its impossible to jump from the GGB

>> No.25931735

>>25931415
send what you have left plz

>> No.25931753

>>25931660
Bitcoin isn't going to zero. It's a finite asset and much needed in the days ahead due to the chink flu. Don't be retarded.

>> No.25931800

>>25931415
the whole bridge is netted now to prevent idiots like you from jumping

>> No.25931806

>>25931415
Take some time to calm down OP. What's your situation right now?

>> No.25931842

>>25931415
don't be retarded, you stoic it out and move on with your life.

>>25931660
don't be retarded. hold the L for your current half and move on.

>> No.25931923

People using leverages are gambling addicts

seek help

>> No.25932049
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25932049

>>25931415
Faggot. Pick up whatever you have left and keep moving forward.

>> No.25932087

>>25931753
>>25931842
its going to zero. ZERO.

>> No.25932253

>>25931415
My friend an herod last year and it's a pretty shitty experience for everyone involved. Obligatory don't do it, and maybe you will look out at the expanse and the beauty will touch you in such a way that veers you off course. You could spend your time doing whatever the fuck you want and lead a freer life, think of it as a shackle being taken off. But if you really do do it at least your friends won't have to find your body themselves.

>> No.25932700

>>25931800
Is the net metallic? If not, molotov it first.

>> No.25932737

>>25932700
i've never thrown a molotov before but i was under the impression it had to break to be effective.

>> No.25932803

>>25932737
tape scissors all over your body or razor blades to cut through the netting. mission impossible style

>> No.25932804
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25932804

>>25932253
Most autists would consider burdening normies with their remains a bonus.

>> No.25932853

>>25932737
Make it a fragile one.

>> No.25932900

>>25932803
Prolly just ending up uncomfortable at the paramedics van.

>> No.25932914

>>25931415
cya o/

>> No.25933057

>>25931800
He should jump anyway, let the net break his fall and fake/incur an injury and sue the city of San Francisco for damages. That way he makes his money back.

>> No.25933087

>>25931415
peace

>> No.25933202

>>25931415
>thanks for the memories
No fuck you, pussy ass faggot.
You don’t just go swan dive off a bridge because your guess on a wildly volatile asset didn’t give you life on easy street. You rebuild.

>> No.25933358

>>25931415
If you were a real /biz/ fag and not a newfag, you'd know that the only way to an hero is doing too much coke off a Thai hooker's ass while watching anime in the citadel after we all make it. You're going to make it, fren

>> No.25933591

>>25931415
Do a hero

>> No.25934464

>>25933358
>You're going to make it, fren

No he won't. He was retarded enough to short his life savings on bitcoin of all assets. Some people are meant to work at McDonald's others managing one.

>> No.25934595

>>25931415
fyi the golden gate bridge has a steel mesh net 25 feet under it now to catch potential jumpers. You wont die but youll break several bones and pass out. Find another bridge

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25934813

>>25931660
Play it safe, don't bet your life on something that doesn't make fundamental sense.
i.e. Shorting Tesla.
It'll go down when it's time, but you'll probably never guess the right time.
GL fren.

>> No.25934881

>>25931660
Larp post. You don't have the balls to short during a bull run like that guy.

>> No.25935046

>>25931415
Godspeed OP. At leats you get to check out on your own terms

>> No.25935097

>>25935046
*least