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25929201 No.25929201 [Reply] [Original]

Have $25M deposited into your bank account, right now
Or
Have access to a one use time machine

>> No.25929231

>>25929201
Gonna go back to 1920 tell my great grandparents to invest in bitcoin.

>> No.25929244

>>25929201
I have a time machine. It is called /biz/

>> No.25929248
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25929248

>>25929201
I use the time machine and give my younger self the winning trades of the last year

>> No.25929293

>>25929201
time machine, so you can go back and wait for the current time when you will the time machine and go back again...

>> No.25929325

I just want a hung tranny

>> No.25929327

Time machine me back to 2010. I will easily surpass $25m by now. Accumulate Bitcoin, then transfter that to ETH at the beginning of 2017, if your stack is large enough at that point you can enter the stock market with your fortune and start dumping into TSLA.

>> No.25929435
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25929435

>>25929201
The choice is obvious.

>> No.25929447

>>25929201
>time machine
>travel to time they built pyramids
>witness
>now i can finally rest at peace

>> No.25929498

>>25929201
Time machine, I would dump my entire funds into Bitcoin, start mining it on my computer, perfectly time every top then rebuy at the absolute bottom, then buy Eth, sell it and short 2017 top, rebuy and ride todays bull run

>> No.25929552

Time machine.
I'd rather be 18 and rich, than 32 and rich.

>> No.25929561

>>25929327
Funny thing is, those things might all perform differently if you were to buy anon. Also, you will have a target on your back, they will know that you know something after getting so many bets.You'll end up on a watchlist for sure

>> No.25929598

>>25929201
with the time machine you'd have knowledge of future market outcomes and be able to gain far more than a mere 25 mil

>> No.25929600

>>25929201
Time machine.
I'd go back to the moment before the big bang and stop it from happening.

>> No.25929602

does the time machine make you younger?

>> No.25929648

why are white women so disgusting?

>> No.25929660

>>25929201
I wish I could die and be reborn as the same person and live the same life over and over. I’d be content

>> No.25929678
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25929678

I'd go back and sell at 41k

it is truly all over

>> No.25929700

>>25929201
Time machine, get the winning lottery numbers and invest it all into bitcoin.

>> No.25929716

>>25929435
This

>> No.25929742

>>25929231
>>25929248
>>25929552
None of you understand what a one time use time machine is.
You wouldn't get younger (that'd be more like magic soul travel) and you wouldn't be able to go back to the present afterwards.

>> No.25929755

>>25929498
then you'd affect or even cause the 2017 crash same with it this time lol. You could go and just play the powerball when it hit 1b then buy up tesla and bitcoin before they got as big as they are. Swing some of those gains into twitter and facebook for some smaller gains but influence in their boardrooms then maybe save the western world

>> No.25929764

Time machine to go back and turn present day into a utopia

>> No.25929773
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25929773

>>25929201
>time machine
>kill muhammed
ya very comfy for me

>> No.25929793

>>25929678
are you in the red? How much?

>> No.25929825

>>25929201
Problem with a time machine is I don't get younger again. So I will take the $25M.

>> No.25929863

>>25929552
if you know your 18 year old bank details you can accidentally Deposit a life changing amount of money into your account but the catch is if you like drugs you could blow your heart out doing them

>> No.25929864

>>25929325
Dominique Rystan ins who you want.

>> No.25929929
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25929929

>>25929773
>Muhammid
Just another jew

>> No.25929953

>>25929201
Anyone who chooses the time machine is a fucking retard.

>> No.25929984

>>25929201
One use time, meaning you can only jump once and not back to current day? or only forward then back to current?
If it goes back then obviously you fucking go back, you would have to be insanely retarded to not go back.

>> No.25930027

>>25929201

Time is literally the only thing you can't buy. 25MM is pocket change compared to what you can do with extra time spent alive. And that's ignoring what you can do with advance knowledge of events

>> No.25930354

>>25929825
He is right
>>25929984
You can't jump back to current day. One time is one time

Thems the rules

>> No.25930414

>>25929561

I'm aware of that, I would try to play it as non-intrusive as possible. I don't think my modest earnings would change the shape of events significantly. That's why I'd consider transitioning to stocks at some point for example, wouldn't want to be a whale affecting the future for the worst.

>> No.25930419

>>25929435
how would a time machine let you talk with an aborted daughter?

>> No.25930433
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25930433

>take time machine pill
>wait for this run to end
>memorize every top and bottom of bitcoin run
>go back
>young but with confidence and knowledge of middle aged man
>start mining bitcoin
>start buying bitcoin
>cash out gains into eth then into link
>if price of all of them won't follow my plan it doesn't matter I'll just buy what biz tells me at that time
>fast forward to this date
>be rich/maybe not but life is definitely better
>make exact same thread
>Would you rather have $25M deposited into your bank account, right now or have access to a one use time machine
>get exact same reply as this one

>> No.25930443

We'd have to ask how the time travel worked, what the rules were.

If it was of a sort where you go back as you are now (in your current body) and then potentially meet yourself etc. it would be kind of shit as you'd just be old as fuck by the time you could take advantage of any future events, e.g. going back 6 years to rinse it from crypto, then you're 6 years older still and lost access to all of your life areas you had before, like you couldn't even live in the same town as you do/did or meet any of the same people.

If it was the sort where I'd go back and take over my younger self's body but with my current knowledge, then yea, easy mode.

>> No.25930484

>>25929201
Coomers are a problem. Just look at this mask

>> No.25930508

>>25929742
This
>>25929201
Makeup should be illegal.

>> No.25930513

>>25930419
Have you met women

>> No.25930529

$25 million.

>> No.25930543

>>25929201
>Or
>Have access to a one use time machine
Married men all know the answer to this one

>> No.25930563

>>25930419
Women's fiction is meant to be like that, anon.
Thats why I dont read fiction books anymore.

>> No.25930582

>>25930543

What % of married guys low key regret it? None of my friends really seem to.

>> No.25930588

>>25929201
hmmmm, one time use time machine could be better, you could go back in time, do whatever you wanted to do and before you come back ensure you set up a savings account full of big loot and shit to be given to you in the future or something.

>> No.25930599

>win lottery
>buy amazon stocks
>buy bitcoin

>> No.25930608

Time machine and go forward 200 years, link will be worth at least $22 by then

>> No.25930725
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25930725

>>25930513
No

>> No.25930831
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25930831

Time machine. Go back to 2009, fix my life and use the 450 $ I had at the time to buy a bunch of BTC instead of a fucking PlayStation.

>> No.25930855

>>25929435
I never think the atomic bomb would make a differerence tho. Because no matter which side uses it, the other side might start a gas war as retaliation.
The allies had hundreds of thousands of tons to kill millions, the germans had mass produced the new Neurotoxin gas taurin, of which the allies didint even know. It made the back then gas masks useless.
So despite what all historians tell you, ww2 was never a total war, no side used it (ww1 was Funnily enough).
The are sources who suggest the bogs would have used it to defend an invasion (ofc, hitler and stalin didnt used it when in big trouble but the brits would have done it).
A few germans like Bormann, Goebbels and Ley wanted Hitler to use it from 1943 on, especially Ley.
That said there are other military things you could tell Hitler for him to win the war.

>> No.25930914

>>25929201
Time machine. To go forward and reclaim my wallets and hopefully afford the better medical technology that's available. It'd be like going into a coma without losing the years. Not long enough that I'm declared dead and shit.

>> No.25930925

>>25929561
Easy. Dump a couple millions into Intel stock and another million into DOI.

Maybe even waste another one betting on horses or something. Make it seem like a couple of luck streaks by a degenerate gambler.

>> No.25930940
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25930940

give me the tim machine.

>> No.25930955

>>25929201
I would use the time machine
>go back in time and kill my father as soon as he impregnated my mother so that he couldnt abuse me my whole life
>convince my mom i am me from the future and leave a book of all my knowledge
>sneak off somewhere and kill myself and hope that somehow translates into me living a better life when the other me is born

>> No.25930957

>>25929201
Time machine so I could kill Abraham and save the world from the abrahamic religions.

>> No.25930958

>>25929929
lol uhrr id
kek knows a fedora when he sees one

>> No.25930974

>>25929201
Why get 25m now when u can just go back and buy a shitton of bitcoin the day it came out?
Also fix some really shitty situations in my life so that's a bonus

>> No.25931007

>>25930855

I think "go all in on the atom bomb" is his best chance still tbf. It's spectacular and scary and a great way to sue for peace at least.

I've heard a lot of tactical suggestions to give him a better chance against Russia but they're all very hypothetical.

>> No.25931022

>>25930582
>None of my friends really seem to.
There are things you're not allowed to think much less say

>> No.25931063

>>25929201
One-time use time machine
>go back in time to September 2017, when I first entered university
>introduce myself to my past self and tell him to take out a loan and put all of our money into BTC
>live as his roommate playing videogames all day and also helping him study, telling him that I'll make us both rich
>sell all BTC on December 15, 2017
>take out another loan and put all our money back into BTC on December 16, 2018
>sell all on January 8, 2021
>retire and live as my own roommate, probably end up splitting the money in half and both of us going our seperate ways

>> No.25931070

a time machine to 1939 and tell adolf everything I know

>> No.25931075

>>25931022

We're a pretty candid and edgy group in our own circle though, never really got that impression from them. Wonder if that will change as we get into our 30's.

>> No.25931081

>>25929201
easy the time machine
>go back to aged 6
>transition via hrt and pass
>start sucking dicks and earning upwards of $20k a year rent free before 16 years old
>buy as much bitcoin as possible

>> No.25931154

>>25929447
You would be witnessing the prior advanced human civilization, and then you would see our sun nova and take that civ down. But why go back in time to do that? We are living the end of another 12k cycle. Our sun will go nova in our lifetime and reset this clown civilization. If I make it through to the other side, I will wear a legit clown mask and convince as many survivors as possible that we all lived like fucking lunatics and assholes. I will convince them that we all were trannies.

>> No.25931155

>>25930955
You could help raise yourself as your own older brother

>> No.25931169
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25931169

Time machine so I could change her mind by force

>> No.25931218

>>25931007
Well first obvious in Dunkerque, in Russia well its hard, attack earlier at every price, mayyyyyybe dont go for Kiev and go for Moskov first.
And for sure: If you have trouble end of October, make a huge defense line 200 km back and retreat ther in November. The losses of the battle of Moskov were immense. Especially the material losses. One general suggested even go back to Poland in October 1941.

>> No.25931243

>>25929201
Time machine easily. I could make literally trillions.

>> No.25931290

>>25930508
Make up should be illegal. Basically catfishing

>> No.25931326

>>25931218
Ignore Moscow and rush the oil in the south.

>> No.25931334

>>25930582
I'm married. I regret it. There you go.

>> No.25931372

>>25929201
one use time machine to summer last year

>> No.25931394

Time machine duh.
Also she'd look infinitely better without the lip fillers holy fuck.

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25931395

>>25929231

>> No.25931405

>>25929201
time machine

imagine knowing when to go long and short with x50 margin, holy fuck

>> No.25931433

>>25929435
This but I think forcing JewSA to stay neutral would be best, so kill FagDR. Or Fagdrow Wilson.

>> No.25931448

If you fags actually believed in bitcoin you would use the time machine to go forward a 100 years and spend your money on genetic life extension.

>> No.25931455

>>25929742
I'd go straight to the early twenties... or sixties... world seemed fun at the time.

>> No.25931476

>>25929201
obviously 25 mil
one use time machine, lmao clueless spergs, it would be extremely difficult for you to pull stuff off.

>> No.25931514

>>25931326
Or this but then i guess you cant go to leningrad aswell or the front would be too weird and long.
And the two big cities are very crucial i think.

>> No.25931518
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25931518

>>25929201
go back in time and kill myself

>> No.25931552

>>25931433

He didn't have to declare war on the US, he only did it out of solidarity with Japan, who then backstabbed him. So I would say: don't declare war on the US. Possibly even make some concessions and try to appeal to the US/UK in the fight against the USSR, who they mutually hated at the time.

>> No.25931573

>>25931514
There are Finns for the north, most importantly would be to shoot Göring.

>> No.25931582

>>25929201
Go back in time, buy hundreds of thousands of bitcoin for pennies. Wait.

>> No.25931626

>>25930831
stuff your pockets of that year hundred dollar bills before time travelling?

>> No.25931635

>>25929201
one use time machine of course
you can make $25M easy if you have a time machine

>> No.25931678

>>25929201
Why do women like this always have the most disgusting skin underneath the makeup?

>> No.25931711

Go back ten years, tell myself to invest in BTC then also invest in BTC and have two rich versions of me.

>> No.25931716

>>25931626
You'd get vanned for counterfeiting

>> No.25931729

>>25931678

Beware caked on foundation like that. It's not too hard to detect. Beware cake/clown faces in general. The naturally hottest girls just accent their faces with makeup, they don't paint a whole new face on.

>> No.25931787

>>25929293
25M
or be stuck in time loop

>> No.25931788

>>25931678
Because most women without makeup are just ugly boys. Same distribution. Why so many ancient cultures found them interchangeable.

>> No.25931792

>>25930974
if you buy a shitton of bitcoin the day it comes out and never sell, there is a chance it never sees its organic adoption and you're just left hodling digital dust

>> No.25931815

>>25929201
Time machine, so I could go back and help Hitler (in Minecraft).

>> No.25931866
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25931866

>>25929201
important question: if I take the time machine do I become my younger self with the memories/information I have now? or do I go back in time and get to like talk to my younger self and somehow convince them to do a bunch of shit correctly?

>> No.25931871

>>25929201
time machine. mostly to get 10 years of youth back that i wasted. also to buy btc

>> No.25931878

>>25930855
>>25929435
all you have to do is tell him to fucking bomb the shit out of england when he had the chance instead of listening to his shitfaced advisors that got scared of all the fake paper planes the English build as a bluff.

england was literally the only power opposing them.

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25931880

>>25929201
Time machine and kick this mf back to the sea

>> No.25932008
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25932008

>>25930433
flash to 2021

>> No.25932113

>buy 100$ of as many cryptos as possible
>memorize your keys
>time travel 500 years forward and be a giga trillionaire with cool future technology

>> No.25932209

>>25932113
risky i like

>> No.25932250

>>25932113
>buy 100$ of as many cryptos as possible
>memorize your keys
>time travel 500 years forward
>the concept of money no longer exists
>humans exist only in rows and rows of pods filled with biotic fluid, connected to the matrix, AI automatons maintain the pods
>elon musk has colonised Mars but only grants citizenship to 200 IQ+

Whoops.

>> No.25932292

>>25932113
Enjoy the middle ages 2.0 without electricity than.

>> No.25932313

>>25929201
Time machine no question.

Can’t buy time.

>> No.25932329

>>25932250
>>25932292
Imagine being a fucking pussy, go on an adventure.

>> No.25932368

>>25930582
regret it. definitely settled. not happy.

>> No.25932448
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25932448

>>25929742
ok I stay in the past and coach my younger self until he gets into the time machine.
my current self remains in the future, I aged for a year but that doesnt really matter.

>> No.25932458

>>25929231
ONE TIME USE YOU FUCKING ALIEN-BREED RETARD!

>> No.25932629

>>25932113
Patrician, risky, but could be a big play

>> No.25932758
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25932758

>>25929561
>implying im not on all watchlists already

>> No.25932805
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25932805

>>25929201
>telling Hitler how to make nukes

>> No.25932875

>not going forward in time to lifeive forever and not die of old age
>only thinking of money
>ngnmi

>> No.25932912

>>25929325
don't worry, were going to hang them all when great purge happens

>> No.25932919

>>25929201
lmao like i want any more time on the clock wtf what is peoples obsession with immortality

25mil lets go

>> No.25932977

>>25929201
i'll just go 100 thousand years into the future and cash in that immortality medicine somehow

>> No.25933037

>>25929201
>Use time machine
>Invest in bitcoin in 2009
>Fuck bitches and hoes until I die while larping as a time traveler predicting the future on 4chan.

>> No.25933145

>>25932875
>>25932977
these are the best replies in this thread
what a bunch of fucking retards on /biz/

>> No.25933149

>>25932875
You cant live forever, even the universe will die at some point.

>> No.25933175

>>25929201
I USE TIME MACHINE TO ESCAPE THIS FUCKING HELL WORLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4JXh22YCA

>> No.25933407

>>25929201
time machine. all in on BTC

>> No.25933463

>>25933149
Maybe not forever, but billions of years. You are all thinking so small, it is obvious how poor you are.

>> No.25933464

>>25932448
Also this.

>> No.25933526

>>25929201
$25 million
Why would future me help past me? Fuck that guy.

>> No.25933538

>>25933463
You will end alone in the void on a chunk of dirt than.

>> No.25933539

>transport to the future
>humanity went extinct/feral
>you get immediately eaten by a Tigasaur

LMAO

>> No.25933578

>>25929201
makeup should be outlawed. what a fkin trainwreck under that mask kek

>> No.25933634

>>25933145
>Go a thousand years into future
>It's literally a shit post apocalyptic hellhole
>???
>Die

>> No.25933643
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25933643

>take time machine
>go back in time 6 years
>wageslave and put everything into crypto
>wait 6 years
>bury seed phrase on private property owned by the family after giving half of my wealth to immediate relatives
>OP offers $25M or a one use time machine again
>take time machine offer
>go forward in time 100 years
>Retire a multi-trillionaire for the rest of eternity

>> No.25933649

Time machine back to the first date with my GF

>> No.25933731

>>25929201
Go back to year 0000 and meet Jesus, no question.

>> No.25933749

>>25931218

Also tell the Japs to stay lay off Pearl Harbor. Keeping America out is a big help.

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25933770

>>25933538
>he thinks we won't have space travel or cloud based brain transmission by the time a million years passes
some people just weren't meant to make it

>> No.25933790

25M, not a big traveller.

>> No.25933816

>>25932875
>>25933463

Immortality is impossible and will never happen. You are wasting your one chance at life on a stupid pipedream.

>> No.25933838

>>25933749

Think a little more slyly. Let Japan attack Pearl Harbor, let the US declare war on them, but don't declare war on the US. Also cut off ties with Japan since they aren't helping you at all and denounce them for a few brownie points with the US. Let the US avert its attention to Japan while you handle your real enemy in the USSR.

>> No.25933861

>>25933731
when you find out he was a just a bronze age political activist and self proclaimed guru, what will you do?

>> No.25933905

>>25933861

Worse, anon is going to realize he was a literally who small time shyster who happened to have a very committed group of dudes around him who spread his legend big time in the decades after his death

>> No.25933969

>>25933861
>>25933905
jesus was 50 b.c. chris angel

>> No.25934105

>>25930582
Purpose of marriage is to secure a stable environment for your children. Absolutely no point other than maybe for tax reason to get married if your not planning on having children.

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25934203

>>25933861
>>25933905

>> No.25934230

Everyone has heard of the third reich but nobody knows that the first reich was the Holy Roman Empire. Hurler was just trying to reunite Central Europe. That’s why Russia, France, and England had to declare war. They have always worked to make Europe week and easy to prey upon. The modern flood of migrants is for the same reason. The EU needs to be destroyed so that external powers can exploit a divided Europe.

>> No.25934287

>>25929293
>wait for a massive green candle on BTC
>use time machine to go 24 hours back in time
>long 100x
>make it
>murder your past self
no one will notice shit ez pz

>> No.25934316

>>25929600
based
>>25931007
The question we have to ask is what sort of position does Hitler's Germany place itself in if they're able to end the war with their territorial gains intact? Another war would surely not be far away, and Hitler's health was in decline regardless of any other factors. USA had been working on a nuke for quite a while, and if the Big Bad has set the precedent of using them it's likely that the Allies will go all out like >>25930855 said, unless the new German empire is able to implement an efficient and sufficiently repressive military and bureaucratic administration in all the territories it now controls *and* to balance a diplomatic house of cards with nations outside of its sphere of influence. But perhaps if Germany had gained nuclear capabilities before the war, Hitler may have been more shrewd with his messaging toward the rest of the world that I AM THE NEW BOSS IN TOWN AND THERE WILL BE LEBENSRAUM AND PURGES AND A NEW EUROPEAN ORDER AND YOU SHOULD BE VERY CONCERNED. I don't want to necessarily imply, as a lot of historians do, that German ambitions and the modes of achieving them were necessarily apocalyptic and doomed to fail, but given Hitler's general demeanor to the idea of a superweapon, I don't think having access to one would do much more than amplify his tendency to overplay his hand (I'm also not going to touch the implications of the Final Solution actually achieving its ends, because that introduces an enormous demographic question and an even stronger sense of moral imperative from all parties involved, and I know what website I'm posting this on).

>> No.25934330

>>25929201
25m and call it a day

>> No.25934409

>>25934316

You're trying to say that having the trump card for that particular scenario doesn't mean he'd be happy to stop there? I could see that. A man of eternally loftier expectations who just got the atom bomb and now wants to try to conquer the rest of Asia.

>> No.25934625

>>25929201
>>25929435

>> No.25934695

>>25931154
based schizo

>> No.25934708

>>25929244
All these answers and this guy gets it. You can invest 10k today and in 10 years you'll have over a mil

>> No.25934721

>>25929742
Fuck off Nolan it’s just a hypothetical question

>> No.25934740

>>25929201
Time machine so I tell myself to stop masturbating so I don’t go bald, drop out, and buy bitcoin and Tesla

>> No.25934792

I'd go back in time.

>> No.25935040

>>25929201
implying btc wasn't already created by a multiple iterative process of sending code back in time to the first moment the rising internet could accept the input
thats why the first wallets remain pristine they are waiting to catch up to the moment in time the owner really knows the keys

>> No.25935168

>go back in time
Don't talk to Thots.

>> No.25935266

>>25929201
>Have access to a one use time machine
>Buy bitcoin in early decade 2011ish
>Sell for eth in 2016
>sell again for bitcoin in 2017
>buy link in 2018
>become worlds first crypto neet billionaire

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25935280

> Travel back to 2010
> You find out that bitcoin was never invented
> You must become Satoshi or bitcoin won't exist
> Spend two years developing bitcoin
> It's eventually ready by 2012
> This new timeline turns out much different than the last one
> You come to realize that the Satoshi from your original timeline was just you from a previous timeline
> Your being is stuck in a loop of shifting timelines where every time you travel back, the bitcoin release date is shifted by two years and version of you that travels back is older

>> No.25935352

Give me the money.
I have made peace with my past, it has made me who I am today.

>> No.25935552

>>25935040
That's a tenet!

>> No.25935624

We need to know the rules but generally everyone is going back too far.

Go back a week or a month tops.

Winnthe Euromillions. That's more than your 25m right there.

Use the rest of the time to leverage trade. After a day or two played right you'll actually have enough money to move the market yourself. Then continue your leveraged trades.

All while you wait for the Euromillions money to be delivered to you as the anonymous winner.

Plus, you/your family (if you trust anyone that much) could win all the national lotteries in that time that you qualified for.


However, would be cool to see my dad again. But going back so far would be too hard. To be stuck 18 years in the past would be rough

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>>25929201
Time Machine.
I was fucking molested in high school and it fucked up my life.

Also I would still bang on the left if she had a nice personality.

>> No.25935891

>>25929201
Depends, can I take a chart of BTC with me back in time? Even if i had 0$ to begin with Id make a hell of a lot more than 25mill, by the time we reach the present.

>> No.25936109

>>25931573
For the super north yes.
With Göring you may well be right lol, but he was Hitlers second man since he introduced Hitler to german high society.

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>>25929244

>> No.25936877

One use time machine for sure.

Forget 25 million, with even a single well-planned time trip, you can make billions.

>> No.25936927

>>25931552
correct answer is stop at Czechoslovakia and wait for the soviets to invade Poland on their own.