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25906631 No.25906631 [Reply] [Original]

My wife is forcing me to get vaccinated.. Pray for me bros

>> No.25906642

did you slap her and tell her its just the common cold and was a black swan event to get trump out of office?

>> No.25906647

>>25906631
You’re supposed to tell your wife what to do, cuck.

>> No.25906661

>>25906631
kek nobody forces you to get vaccinated. if you get vaccinated that's you bending to someone else's will assuming it wasn't your idea. im assuming she waved her pussy at you as the threat in question

>> No.25906668

>>25906631
for fuck's sake, op. choke her unconscious to show her who's boss. I'll promise you, she'll reward you with steaming hot sex.

>> No.25906683

>>25906647
This.

>> No.25906684

>>25906631
>my wife is forcing me
cuck

>> No.25906700

>>25906631
Just come home someday with a band-aid on your arm then pretend you went to get vaccinated earlier that day.

>> No.25906702

>>25906631
Are you the same loser from the other thread spreading your buyers remorse of paying for your wife to reduce her breast size?

>> No.25906711

OP next week
>my wife is forcing me to watch her get gangbanged by niggers, pray for me bros

>> No.25906726

>>25906631
>My wife is forcing me to get vaccinated

Did she threaten to take away your Nintendo switch?

>> No.25906733

>>25906631
Ur supposed to smack the bitch around a bit (in minecraft) and COOM on her friends to show her that u are the alpha male

>> No.25906768
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25906768

>>25906631
Quick everyone, what is this cucks portfolio looking like?
>hodling 20,000 jeets
>no btc/eth
>shills for lcx

>> No.25906800

Be a man anon.

>> No.25906913

>>25906631
anon. this is very important. you have to listen to me and do exactly as i say. don't keep going down that path. you must leave and start a new life. only other option is you put your foot down and tell her you are not taking it. my body my choice. file the divorce once you are comfortably situated in a new living quarters.

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25907108

you made this post in /pol/ too, shut the fuck up retard

>> No.25907247

You should probably take advice from people who spent their whole lives studying this rather than frog posters on a Chinese image board

>> No.25907297

>>25906631
hows it feel being a bitch?

>> No.25907444

>>25906631
Excellent reddit larping

>> No.25907745

dude you dont want to becoma an alligator person? you are going to grow scales!! and giant teeth. that sounds pretty badass.

>> No.25907777

(You)

>> No.25907806

>>25906631
You're going to die! LOL!

>> No.25907875

>>25906726
Kek

>> No.25907940

>>25906631
cowboy up faggot

>> No.25907988

Doesnt matter if it makes you sterile if she already has your balls in a vice grip

>> No.25908005

>>25906631
>wife
>forcing you

She's prolly cheating on you too anon

>> No.25908007

>>25906631
Fucking kek

>> No.25908028

I unironically read this as "My wife is forcing me to get a vasectomy."

>> No.25908943

>>25906700

nah they make you wear a bracelet.

>> No.25908962

>>25906642
>9gAg
You have to go back

>> No.25908990

Bro....gay....

>> No.25908993

>>25906631
Don't fucking do it. Your health will be fucked for the rest of your life if you do it. They would have to kill me before I took that shit.

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25909039

>once again, /biz/tards take the bait

>> No.25909043

She's making you take a vaccine which wasn't even proven safe by the FDA, which continuely allows supermarkets to be filled with shitty food? Foods that have loads of additives that are hazardous to your health?

People need to understand that the powers that be do NOT have your bests interests at heart!

>> No.25909065

>>25906631
You married the wrong women, faggot. You're going to have a long, horrible life with someone you're already gradually starting to hate and wonder why you ever fucked or saw in her.

And so will you, anon that's reading this now.

You are now manually breathing.

>> No.25909069

>>25908962
kek

>> No.25909076

>>25909043
but if the FDA doesnt approve of it and the FDA is bad, then the vaccine is good? im confused

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25909081

>>25907247

>> No.25909104

>>25909069
oh wait dont forget the 9K1 meaning his full ID is 9gag 9001

>> No.25909319

>>25906642
This

>> No.25909474
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25909474

>>25906631
You misspelled "neutered"

>> No.25909496

>1pbtid
>Muh chink aids
Wtf bros I'm demoralized

>> No.25909527

>>25906631
I pray that your wife miscarriages when you fail to conceive a child due to the vaccine.

>> No.25909541

>>25908028
me too

>> No.25909578

>>25906642
>9gAg9001
what did they mean by this