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[Anonymous No.25903389]

no matter how shit your luck, it will never be as bad as these guys

https://beincrypto.com/former-ripple-exec-loses-keys-to-220-million-in-bitcoin/

[Anonymous No.25903467]

i hope it's true but these kikes can't stop lying

[Anonymous No.25903538]

>>25903389
Welp add $10.75 to the price to account for the newly thinned supply

[Anonymous No.25903641]

>>25903389
>write off 220 MILLION in fake losses tax break
>use money to buy more BTC
>"oops I found it years later after I invested millions of government funds and made millions extra off it, let me pay back only the initial amount"
It's a jew, dude, amateur stuff.

[Anonymous No.25903696]

>>25903641
Well its illegal to hold chinese stocks alongside tether lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.25903703]

>>25903641
wait can i just tell the government i lost my money and not pay taxes?

[Anonymous No.25903709]

Bullshit. He probably did an offline trade and sold the USB stick with the BTC on it and is waving around a fake one

[Anonymous No.25903754]

>>25903696
Probably lost the keys in a boating accident in three gorge dam

[Anonymous No.25903894]

>>25903754
Which as everyone knows is completely underwater due to the dam bursting from poor chinese manufacturing capabilities alongside heavy waterfall causing the bitcoin mines in the wuhan area alongside the other regions to short circuit.

Thus not as much bitcoin being mined alongside tether printing artificially inflating coupled with hyperinflation in the Usa

:)

[Anonymous No.25903931]

>>25903389
Holy crap! I lost $1,000,000 in the confido scam. Can I write this off on my taxes?

[Anonymous No.25903984]

>>25903703
lol did you have some other kind of plan??

[Anonymous No.25903995]

>>25903389
>ripple being sued by the SEC
>if found guilty of issuing unregistered-securities, are being demanded they give back any money made selling xrp
>"HAHA SORRY SEC I LOST MY CRYPTO KEYS IN A TRAGIC BOATING ACCIDENT :^)"

I can't believe I have to spell this out for you fucking morons

[Anonymous No.25904023]

>>25903754
Wow what a small world. I lost all my gold and silver in a terrible boating accident near the mariana trench.

[Anonymous No.25904026]

it finally happened.
someone finally told the government they lost their key in a boating accident
at long last

[Anonymous No.25904030]

>>25903931
Yea, if you can prove it. You'll never have to pay taxes again.

[Anonymous No.25904122]

>>25904026
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/02/a-weed-dealers-59m-lesson-dont-hide-bitcoin-keys-with-a-fishing-rod/

no this guy was the first to troll bigly

[Anonymous No.25904134]

>>25904030
>prove that your coins are missing

[Anonymous No.25904161]

>>25903467
We can still hope anon, they can’t take that away from us

[Anonymous No.25904169]

>>25903703
Only if you're jewish/rich

[Anonymous No.25904187]

Oy vey Mr. IRS man I lost all my shekels in a tragic accident. No taxes for me hehe.

[Anonymous No.25904380]

>>25904122
>Police told the paper they hope Bitcoin tech will evolve so this cache could be accessed and then converted to cash for the state to use
Fucking scum

[Anonymous No.25905200]

>>25904122
>Police told the paper they hope Bitcoin tech will evolve so this cache could be accessed and then converted to cash for the state to use.

God, I fucking hate glowies holy shit.

[Anonymous No.25905300]

>>25903389
oy vey I lost my keys in a yachting accident looks like I won't have to pay taxes on them

[Anonymous No.25905456]

>>25904187
Yep, literally thought the same.

[Anonymous No.25906303]

>>25903389
>be me
>have 25 BTC in 2008
>lose wallet in hard drive crash
>say “fuck it, it won’t ever amount to anything”
>BTC explodes

[Anonymous No.25906383]

>>25906303
>bitcoin in 2008

[Anonymous No.25906397]

>>25904122
Heh
Btc tech no evolve
Human intellect evolve
Smart hoard all bootcoins
Dumb loss all bootcoin
Life circle