Big brain TSLA short thread

[Anonymous No.25894771]

I thought I would be able to buy a simple put spread on this but somehow the gains from the spread are a fraction of the percentage the stock would move. The only kind of "leverage" I can get on this stock that doesn't cost you $20,000 moves half the percentage the stock does. This is not leverage sirs. I am needful of leverage sirs. Can a needful position be opened?

[Anonymous No.25894932]

>>25894771
you need some price levels on the $TSLA chart. i wouldn't short tesla desu. i would actually buy calls b/c it'll hit 1k again.

[Anonymous No.25894974]

>>25894771
Been wanting to buy puts on this but im a massive pussy for good reason. I cant understand options and ill never make it.

[Anonymous No.25894998]

>>25894771
lol noobs read on instagram about the big short movie guy shorting tesla now everyones a shorting tesla genius lol parakeets

you are parakeets just repeat what you here lol

[Anonymous No.25895030]

>>25894998
hear* sorry typo

[Anonymous No.25895118]

>>25894998
Well, TSLA is now worth more than the top ten car car makers in the world, who produce something like 50 or 60 million cars each year. Is Elon going to sell 60 million of the 90 million new cars sold each year?

[Anonymous No.25895160]

>>25894974
Understanding what you don't know and thus avoiding it are unironically super bullish

[Anonymous No.25895181]

>>25895118
>TSLA is now worth more than the top ten car car makers in the world

I mean worth more than the top ten auto makers of the world COMBINED.

The cabal is pumping the stock in the media. "TSLA stock: Is it too late to get in?"

[Anonymous No.25895985]

>>25895118
robo taxi network